Space King - Original Series by Flashgitz

[Edgeymcedgename]

It's funny, I make a reddit account so I can have a technical conversation. It lasts for about 15 minutes of browsing the site until I see some faggotry and have to call someone a nigger. Then, knowing my account is going to get banned, I go around harassing as many people as I can until "Anti-Evil Ops" nukes for me the 10,000th time. Wait four days, rinse and repeat.

Are you the sneeder of legend?

 

[_Delirium]

It's funny, I make a reddit account so I can have a technical conversation. It lasts for about 15 minutes of browsing the site until I see some faggotry and have to call someone a nigger. Then, knowing my account is going to get banned, I go around harassing as many people as I can until "Anti-Evil Ops" nukes for me the 10,000th time. Wait four days, rinse and repeat.

I was IP banned off that site for calling a tranny a tranny

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I was IP banned off that site for calling a tranny a tranny

You can reset your router. They ban your specific IP only. You don't even need to clear your cache. Reddit is not concerned with keeping you out, they only need to appear so. You can make an account and it will last until your first report, that way you can easily resume whatever shenanigans you were up to.

There are a few faggots over there that I follow around. Nobody thread worthy but mods and a now-former admin that thought they could keep me from calling them names with a ban. That was 8 years ago and it turns out they were wrong. It doesn't matter that I always have a new name, they know it's me claiming to be their abused child or whatever makes me chuckle that day.

A few years ago one of them told me that I sent him to therapy. If you choose to let words damage your mental health, do not announce it to the world while you're power tripping on the Internet. There is no need to harass anybody, you just pop in every month or so and no a nigger tower. I got one guy banned from r/sexonthespectrum by messaging the mods and telling them I wouldn't go away until he did.

I will never understand why anybody would tell me that I've caused him quantifiable harm in the message informing me of my ban, and then to continue to engage with me for years. That's stupid. How else am I supposed to react?

Reddit created a great thing that very few people properly utilize. They have assembled millions of emotionally fragile NEETs, provided the means for strangers to harass them, and remain stubbornly unmotivated to stop mischievous minded people from nudging them toward the cliff. Good times.

 

[Gimmick Account]

You can reset your router. They ban your specific IP only. You don't even need to clear your cache.

I think if you really piss em off you can eventually get some sort of ultra turboban with browser fingerprinting or something. I seem to get instawhacked even with a fresh IP and clear cookies the second I make an account. I'm that cool, I guess. But it took several years of truth telling for that to happen, so don't let it stop anyone.

 

[bouquetnine]

I hate reddit, but occasionally it has a gem. link

 

[56 others]

My review of the Space King episode 4 merch drop.

The figure is great, it's big, it's hefty, the colors are nice. Worth the money, if they release more I will probably consoom again. Roku remote for comparison:


As for the clothes, I bought Large. I wear a large for everything. I've consoomed merch from other creators online and at concerts, ordered large, and they fit good. The Space King clothes are MASSIVE, way too fucking big. Maybe there was a sizing guide I didn't look at, because I'm retarded, but I can't check anymore. Both shirts and the zip up say Large on them and are fucking huge on me. Very disappointing, will not be buying again.

The pin exists, I don't care about pins.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

My review of the Space King episode 4 merch drop.

The figure is great, it's big, it's hefty, the colors are nice. Worth the money, if they release more I will probably consoom again. Roku remote for comparison:
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As for the clothes, I bought Large. I wear a large for everything. I've consoomed merch from other creators online and at concerts, ordered large, and they fit good. The Space King clothes are MASSIVE, way too fucking big. Maybe there was a sizing guide I didn't look at, because I'm retarded, but I can't check anymore. Both shirts and the zip up say Large on them and are fucking huge on me. Very disappointing, will not be buying again.

The pin exists, I don't care about pins.

Maybe I'm a fat fuck(I am) but I really like the shirts and wear them a lot. I don't wear the hoodies very often but I remember being really comfortable. I'm a 2x(like I said a fat fuck).
I love collecting pins because they're cheap and neat(not when they're gay and cringe) still waiting on my stuff to come. I consooom because because I don't support the patreon.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Maybe there was a sizing guide I didn't look at

Size info for fat idiots

 

[56 others]

Size info for fat idiots

Too tall for space king merch

 

[Dr. Butt]

Too tall for space king merch

It's fine, people will just see your Sonichu belt buckle.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

I got the figures today, tried to use a tissue box for a size comparison. Don't know if it gives you the idea but they look good and the Grey one gives me a reason to try painting.

 

[Bâtard Consanguine]

I got the figures today, tried to use a tissue box for a size comparison. Don't know if it gives you the idea but they look good and the Grey one gives me a reason to try painting.

Ah, so these are way too big to use as proxies for tabletop. Would be nice if they commissioned a series of models at the right scale and sold the STL files.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Praise be

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

I just realized that the medicae logo is two hands reaching out to gently fondle balls

 

[_Delirium]

I just realized that the medicae logo is two hands reaching out to gently fondle balls

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what the fujoshis come up with for this one
Edit: Lmao

 

[Secret Boots]

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what the fujoshis come up with for this one
Edit: Lmao

By Space King...
HERESY! Spoiler this immediately! Or I'll...
Tell. High. Command.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what the fujoshis come up with for this one
Edit: Lmao

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