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Why talk about the donor stuff without mentioning the $500 futa role?
I experienced physical revulsion at the idea of a (sub)human paying $500 in bitcoin to a russian to play as a futa character (which the 32x32 sprite iirc didnt show anything) in the weekend only grimdark nightmare of a game. It also made it funnier in my mind to imply there were worse things for someone to later on in the thread talk about it in detail
 
I remember throwing kids into the wall was a better fate than allowing them to be raped by the pedophile niggers that inhibited the server in the very early releases.

I do think the game itself bar the sex mechanics was quite cool and new for the time, obvs now there's loads of servers with the same kind of combat, but at the time the melee combat still sticks in my mind at being absolutely fucking brutal and if you knew what you were doing you'd fucking slice through people like a hot knife through butter.

Randy is a retard though and literally cannot help himself milking retard westernoids with far too much money than sense.
 
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I'm sure there are people who want that mechanic back. Do we know if anyone that wanted engaged in that shit was a big name in the community?
I know that that SS13 Russian child grooming ring PKS (Related to PKS station) were lifeweb enjoyers and orbited those communities. PKS was run by a guy called Viton, I don't know much about it other than it being a massive gay shitshow.

Here is a full list of them (based on their discord chat membership):

It's from here:

More info on PKS itself (and Viton) based on a search through reddit:
 
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Randy is a retard though and literally cannot help himself milking retard westernoids with far too much money than sense.
Randy, like Estban, were basically addicts.
I'm sure there are people who want that mechanic back. Do we know if anyone that wanted engaged in that shit was a big name in the community?
Not that I can remember off the top of my head, but you can add necrophillia (pretty sure it was a quirk, if not I recall some folks getting banned for it) to the list of retarded shit lifeweb has as well.

Does anyone know what Randy went to jail for?



Bonus lifeweb content:
Remember how I said I could not recall the csam poster who downed the forums? Well, I found traces of the user and the csam allegations.

Kuroneko was the name of the retard accused of spamming the lw forum with csam. Also the name of a yogstation forum account. If you listened to the video linked below (I have a local archive), it is alleged that is a alt of Randy (which he retracts in the comments later). Supposedly they tried to alt back after being perma'd off yog .
Bonus: More talk about the rape mechanics on reddit.

If you believe this man, then Randy stole the work from him, a sand-nigger worshipper.
 

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Does anyone know what Randy went to jail for?
he was shipped into detox once for being caught shooting up heroin however he never was in jail as much he was swatted once for lulz

regarding the videva linked EIDISS is a local meme guy circulating in goonservers who got glassed from lifegame a decade ago for being under 18 yo then returned then glassed again over being insufferable

regarding the drone post your character does not offs himself on negative mood or anything, its a flat modifier to stats and hidden success chance to do every action, it used to generate messages in chat log only when it was a character vice than a one round thing as part of vice proc

that said it was an actual honeypot and since russian sector has actual cops playing there was a statistic dump once w/ ckeys on it including vices

vtm13 never had children (?) it was a slav server on the side that did not even had any sex mechanics and was shipping permabans for trying to erp
 
vtm13 never had children (?)
Children were whitelist-only when they were present.

On August 22, 2023, a vote was held on whether to keep or remove children, as the devs noticed a sudden influx in known pedos joining the server. This poll was news big enough to spread across the SS13 community at the time.
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Flavrius was the host.

From all reports of those who've played on the server in that time period, an ERP verb menu was fully present.
 
serial child rapists (when it was a feature)
there was a quirk called "pedophilia". I'll let you fill in the blanks on what happened.
Pedophilia vice was circa Interzone's first year or so, then it got removed.

Whores were female only.
Sadly, the child rapeless era didn't last long.
OH NO NO NO NO...
Spade♤Station sissies, WTF were you thinking?!
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What do you guys do? stalk the social media profiles of people having emotional or mental moments so you can feel better about yourself and hopefully fill the cold dead place in your heart where kindness once lived?

Oh i'm sure you are real big isolating somebody from their social and support network by harassing their friends and family
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Kiwifools obliterated in the marketplace of ideas.
 
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the reason why them banning the kid doesn't matter is because the head admin of lifeweb, hydrated, who's real name is Eugene (lol), started working on lifeweb when he was 16, while randy was 22. so hydrated was 2 years away from being the same age child characters can be while working on the child rape simulator
Hydrated is also known to ban people for arbitrary reasons then force them to participate in his vore ERP sessions if they wanted to be unbanned. I wish I was fucking kidding, but no, he literally told people to climb into his massive belly if they wanted to continue playing. At least half of the longtime players went through this, some even had to do it multiple times.

EDIT: just remembered something really nasty, a lot of the sfx used in lifeweb are literally taken from snuff films, e.g., the yell when a character gains +1 strength is taken from a video of some drugged-out Russian freak beating up an innocent babushka and chomping on her face.
 
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Everything went downhill since Goonstation removed the rule against talking about anime, Japan, or furries, and being creepy. This seems to have been some time in 2011. Their old SA thread OP used to have the faggot word too which is unthinkable today
 
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Do you mean robocop.mp3 or something else?
Yes that's exactly what I was searching for lmao.
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I experienced physical revulsion at the idea of a (sub)human paying $500 in bitcoin to a russian to play as a futa character (which the 32x32 sprite iirc didnt show anything) in the weekend only grimdark nightmare of a game. It also made it funnier in my mind to imply there were worse things for someone to later on in the thread talk about it in detail
Why talk about the donor stuff without mentioning the $500 futa role?
Can either of y'all come up with a source for that in a picture of the in game desc? I'm putting it in the OP sheerly for the horror like Ashen Sky's p2w lootboxes if I can ever find the discord post.
 
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Hydrated is also known to ban people for arbitrary reasons then force them to participate in his vore ERP sessions if they wanted to be unbanned. I wish I was fucking kidding, but no, he literally told people to climb into his massive belly if they wanted to continue playing. At least half of the longtime players went through this, some even had to do it multiple times.

EDIT: just remembered something really nasty, a lot of the sfx used in lifeweb are literally taken from snuff films, e.g., the yell when a character gains +1 strength is taken from a video of some drugged-out Russian freak beating up an innocent babushka and chomping on her face.
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Just when I think there is nothing new on the internet can disgust me anymore.
 
Does anyone have the original Cboyardee video where the Title2 OST comes from?
Do you mean robocop.mp3 or something else?
Dunno how common of knowledge this is, but Title1 was stolen from a guy named X-CEED and never intended one of his songs to be used in a game without his permission, a description on a early upload of the song from 2015 says:
"The author of this one makes music professionally to this day, and were none too happy to find out their copyright had been infringed for some 20 years. I think he came around when I explained how much it was loved and how there's no money to be made suing SS13 developers."
Title2 is a remix from a Robocop game on the Commodore 64, and Title3 is a remix from another C64 game called "Tintin on the Moon".
I quite like the originals, but I am also a retro game sperg.
Of course you can leave it to SS13 to have even its most iconic songs be stolen from other games and musicians.
 
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can the space station 14 niggers get their own thread please they're unironically genetically bred to be unfunny and boring and its singlehandedly proof that ss13 has been taken over by newgens who wouldnt even know about any of the dramas from < 2018 which were actually genuinely funny in comparison

lets face it. ss13 is now officially dead that we wont ever have someone that gets mad as easily as MSO (and takes out his anger by shitting in a forest) or incidents like admiral hippies apartment getting shot up and it being a round event, and instead we got a boring roblox script tranny running tg now :(
 
I don't know any of the genuinely funny dramas from < 2018. Would you mind sharing some?
MSO sending a DMCA to CM in 2018 for being "selfish" and not releasing his codebase source code for everyone to steal and see, Apop getting caught looking at sims 4 nude child mods, Feweh sperging out 10000 times, all the Citadel Station drama, hippie station and its retarded splinters, Fox McCloud Parties, classic goon boogeymen, fallout/scp server drama, virus scandals, old griefers, codebase leaks, r/ss13anarchy, blf ss13 server drama, byond hub getting ddosed and flooded with 1000 fake servers every other day, MSO struggling to keep tgstation up in the midst of being crashed constantly, furry races first getting introduced years ago, the newest href exploit causing havoc when people figure out how to spawn shit everywhere and backdoor admin permissions into servers.

Of which I can even link a few:

Nowadays all you hear about is "x is a pedophile" as if everyone in SS13 wasn't a pedophile. I miss the chaotic chimpouts some of these servers would have and their collapses. SS14 drama isn't even funny, it's just tranny freakouts and pedophile allegations every-fucking-where. Where's all of the funny exploits and griefing shit?
 
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