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Toilet seats vendor said:
Correct answer - Mindwave (a random troonslop game no one heard about #ad)
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"I'm only slightly dyslexic..."

What the fuck is up with all these troon/leftie niggers and magically not being able to do basic intellectual tasks. No, nigga, you ain't dyslexic, you ain't got discalculia or shit, you nothing more than a lazy fucking bum that doesn't want to better himself.

Worst of fucking all we are expected to say "oh don't worry it's okay" to someone straight up admitting they're too mentally retarded to read but are "fully mentally capable" of calling themselves a """woman"""
 
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Every year AGDQ gets more irrelevant and every year they double down on trans nonsense.

They can't just have speed runs and talk about the games, it's gotta be some annoying cunt reading donations of redditslop and uwu trans acceptance for 99% of the time.

It's like how cable is dying so they just keep shoving more and more and more ads at us.

I wish they'd get a fanduel sponsorship so instead of tranny nonsense it was an endless litany of prop bets on whether the runs go 40 minutes over time or not.

Also all the games they run now a days are largely autist bullshit full of uninteresting runs, because the trannies make sure their tranny friends get slots. Go look at AGDQ replays on youtube and all the best runs with the most views have been normal autists running interesting games with interesting speed run tricks.
 
Toilet seats vendor said:
Exhibit 1
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Okay, I glanced through posts quickly and I didn't see any mention of this.
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Why are Anisa, Hasan, and PPP there? Can someone explain???? All together even???
 
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Dainty's Inferno said:
Search and rescue in the Mediterranean
[...]"Since 2015, Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) search-and-rescue teams have rescued and assisted more than 80,000 vulnerable people along the deadly stretch of water between Libya and Italy—one of the few remaining routes to Europe as governments across the continent have closed their borders."

They aid in the invasion of Europe. Fuck them.
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Kojima predicted this
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Speedrunner = addicted to the dopamine rush of setting a PR/WR = dopamine addiction = trooning out
Gooners = addicted to the dopamine rush of cooming = dopamine addiction = trooning out

If you jack off regularly and are into speedrunning.
Stop right now before it's too late.
 
Toilet seats vendor said:
Correct answer - Déjà vu
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That's a game I never hear about. I actually have a cartridge. Tried playing it when I was younger and only remember a scene where you need to.use "truth serum" on someone. Sodium Pentathol I think.

When I saw this featured I honestly thought it would be a post about a tranny blowing thier brains out on camera and AGDQ would no longer be broadcast.
 
BussyBusta said:
Fuck GDQ and trannies but I can't understand the mindset or angle of being against Doctors Without Borders. It's one of the very few noble causes still left in this world. Whatever you may think of the recipients of the endeavour's efforts, the doctors involved in such a program are shining representations of the human spirit. Very nigger-brained to shit on that tbh.
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They were acting as doctors for the Taliban!
 
I miss those first 2 or 3 years of the events, before they started making them corporate and the trannies started invading. I'm pretty sure the first couple SGDQ events were just in some guy's house. It was a nice vibe that felt like some friends hanging out playing games.

I remember the first prominent tranny was some guy named MagicalGirl who they had read donations even though he was absolutely terrible at speaking. That's when the trannies started actively ruining the event and I stopped watching.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
Someone needs to make a chart showing what percentage of the runners were MtF over the years. There were people making jokes about it a decade ago.
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There's this joke someone made about HRT hitting the nerd community worse than crack hit the ghetto, and it's true

Every videogame niche that didn't get infested with trannies will eventually be, and they're insufferable

I couldn't give less of a fuck if your gay, trans, it's your business, but they CANNOT make every niche they seep into be about troonery, they need trans flags everywhere, lame tranny jokes and of course, expel anyone who isn't a troon chaser from the niches they invade

It's 8 or 80, either you're into their cult or you're a evil tranny killer just because you don't care about their faggotry
 
Why was this featured? The feature text made it sound like AGDQ itself is done, not just this years show. It's a gay show full of trannies every year, I don't see why 2026 is special.
 
It should be TPGQ which is “troons playing games quick”. Not sure why anyone would want to watch it but that’s my opinion.
 
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