Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

I'm a little confused, is accused rapist saying that he paid the lady to come out and sleep in the same bed with him and she won't do it or that he paid her to unofficially fuck and she won't do it. Because one makes him the victim and the other makes both of them criminals.

Also laffo at this retard being a human adult who is unable to sleep in a bed alone. Oh jeez, can ya help me breathe over here.

edit: Oh, or it could be that a shit load of the convo either wasn't saved in that archive or wasn't loading for me, because now that I've seen more of the logs, he specifies how he wants to have sex, so they are both criminals. Send 'em to the weekend lock up.
 
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Lou Wrong said:
I'm a little confused, is accused rapist saying that he paid the lady to come out and sleep in the same bed with him and she won't do it or that he paid her to unofficially fuck and she won't do it. Because one makes him the victim and the other makes both of them criminals.

Also laffo at this exceptional individual being a human adult who is unable to sleep in a bed alone. Oh jeez, can ya help me breathe over here.

edit: Oh, or it could be that a shit load of the convo either wasn't saved in that archive or wasn't loading for me, because now that I've seen more of the logs, he specifies how he wants to have sex, so they are both criminals. Send 'em to the weekend lock up.
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The gist I got was that he was trying to get her into his bed with some bullshit excuse, she wanted a free ride to AGDQ, both agreed to fuck each other, but once she got to AGDQ she backed out of the fucking deal so he backed out of the free ride deal. Wouldn't have been remarkable if she didn't also fuck him over with harassment allegations and getting banned from AGDQ.

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fucking bitches, man
 
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Lou Wrong said:
I'm a little confused, is accused rapist saying that he paid the lady to come out and sleep in the same bed with him and she won't do it or that he paid her to unofficially fuck and she won't do it. Because one makes him the victim and the other makes both of them criminals.

Also laffo at this exceptional individual being a human adult who is unable to sleep in a bed alone. Oh jeez, can ya help me breathe over here.

edit: Oh, or it could be that a shit load of the convo either wasn't saved in that archive or wasn't loading for me, because now that I've seen more of the logs, he specifies how he wants to have sex, so they are both criminals. Send 'em to the weekend lock up.
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He wanted to sleep in the same bed as her because he has some sort of anxiety, she asked if he wants to fuck, he said he'd be up for it if she is, they start talking about bondage and shit, she says that quote from the above post about being his sex toy for the week, then she ends up not wanting to share the bed with him (according to his account, nothing sexual happened anyway, or very little) so he rebuffs the offer to stay in his room since the whole point of him offering was to have someone to share the bed with.

Personally, I think they're both stupid, but she's the only one who did anything straight up wrong and then started claiming sexual harassment after he didn't do anything. She hasn't said anything to contradict his version of the events, so I'll have to believe him since he has chat logs to back up what he siad.
 
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"Going to AGDQ" was that guy's first mistake, and the reason why everything after it could've been 100% prevented. If you just absolutely have to be around both video games AND people who are insufferable to the point that you feel like shooting them just swing by a goddamned GameStop.

edit: As for the "Orb" thing, that is specifically a Super Mario World thing and is something that is traditionally only said when the player collects the "?" to end the sunken ship stage before Bowser's world. (Or just grabbing the "?" orb in general in like a kaizo hack or something.) Doing the meme at any other time is stupid and misses the point of it.
 
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Houston, we have a problem. Someone decided to withdraw consent after the fact, and the guy who was subjected to it is going full scorched earth and showing thir conversations. Props to him for not taking this kind of abuse lying down. You can find their whole convo in this archive of his Twitter, I would add images but there are so many...

https://archive.fo/l60CX
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Play Of The Game™ AGDQ 2019, this event delivers every fucking year :story:
 
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Remember that one time at AGDQ where everyone, from the announcer, to the speedrunner, to the audience, all the way down to the donations, kept screaming "wah" way beyond even the most absolute knuckledragger could consider funny until a commentator got fed up and told them "if you want to prevent cancer, consider jumping in front of a bus?"

It's happening again at AGDQ this year, except the new unfunny word is "orb," and now there isn't even anybody to tell them to kill themselves this time. It's a shame, too, because the run is actually intriguing.
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I find it funny that the orb thing is going on considering Proto's current name on Twitter is "High Priestess of Orb Cult" .... just like how he was the mastermind behind the Waluigi "WAH"-ing that year when CruelFancyBaron was banned for telling them to jump in front of the shuttle bus to cure cancer.
 
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Now its being claimed that chad got her banned and had planned to do so since day 1.
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If he wanted to get her banned the whole time, why did he buy her an expensive plane ticket to the event? That doesn't make sense. She apparently wasn't going to go before she got an offer for a free plane ticket and bed.

I can buy that he campaigned to have her banned after she #MeTooed him, but…
 
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I don't get it. Assuming those Snapchat logs are real, there's absolutely no context as to why he'd want her banned. I don't know anything about this dude aside from hearing about this stuff. Does he have any sort of history with the chick he invited to AGDQ? If not, claiming he's running some Bond villian-like scheme to get some rando banned is clown shoes.

Edit: Read it over because I'm tired. So he supposedly set her up by letting her think she could go into an area she wasn't permitted to be in as payback for not putting out? Nah. Still don't buy it.
 
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