Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

Here's some more stuff being posted about this Chad guy. From his ex and some other person, not sure the relation.
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Here's the close-ups of those images. First from the ex, Pika.
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Then from this Venmi-whothefuck.
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Figured I'd scan Pika's Twitter posts a bit more. Found these gems all lined up nicely.
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Just editing to add, I don't know if this will be of any significant use but thought I'd post it just in case.

Second edit to add in that Chad/cdgexe has deleted his Twitter.
 
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GraniteRode said:
Figured I'd scan Pika's Twitter posts a bit more. Found these gems all lined up nicely.
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Just editing to add, I don't know if this will be of any significant use but thought I'd post it just in case.

Second edit to add in that Chad/cdgexe has deleted his Twitter.
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"Women rarely falsely accuse men" lol...

Also if she changes her mind, he can change his mind. It's not like one can do it but not the other, a lot of these people doesn't seem to realize this.
 
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Wait, this clown is divorce-shaming a guy? Fuck that. He probably has no clue what happened to that guy. Also, "I'm allowed to say whatever I wish when angry at someone," but "Freedom of speech does not protect you from slandering and defaming [me]?" What is that shit?
 
Back on AGDQ, I checked on it after I stopped watching since they kept screaming "orb" whenever there was something circular on stream. Now they're watching Super Mario Odyssey, and they're screaming "moon" whenever a moon (the main collectable in the game) shows up on the screen, and I predict they'll do so for all 500 moons in the entire game over the length of three hours. People in chat are complaining, but the announcer is just talking down to them for not appreciating the height of comedy. I'm also reminded why I didn't bother watching it for the first few days. One less view from myself isn't going to affect the event as a whole, but I pity the people who wanted to actually enjoy the run and they have to deal with obnoxious commentary and crowd interaction.
 
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It was insufferable last night during the FF9 run. I was pissed that they spent 3 hours in the middle forcing a meme.
 
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I wish more people would have seen him spurging out on Twitter before they took his side because it should have been obvious that he wasn't right in the head.

Maybe he didn't sexually harass Mari, but I sure as hell wouldn't take his word for it. Given his condition, he might not even know if what he did was inappropriate.
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Mate, it's speedrunning, and AGDQ. No one there is right in the head, and most of them are completely FUBAR, especially the women. The fact that he even tried to hook up with one is evidence of insanity.
 
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Back on AGDQ, I checked on it after I stopped watching since they kept screaming "orb" whenever there was something circular on stream. Now they're watching Super Mario Odyssey, and they're screaming "moon" whenever a moon (the main collectable in the game) shows up on the screen, and I predict they'll do so for all 500 moons in the entire game over the length of three hours. People in chat are complaining, but the announcer is just talking down to them for not appreciating the height of comedy. I'm also reminded why I didn't bother watching it for the first few days. One less view from myself isn't going to affect the event as a whole, but I pity the people who wanted to actually enjoy the run and they have to deal with obnoxious commentary and crowd interaction.
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I hoped the KABOOMs during Wind Waker would be the worst of it. This GDQ started out looking good but this unchecked autism really ruined a lot of runs. I know it's kinda hypocritical to complain about this after complaining about GDQs "no fun" policies at previous events, but there's audience interaction and then there is doing the same obnoxious, pre-programmed response literally hundreds of times. The guy who told the audience to kill themselves for constantly screaming WAH last year had the right idea.

Edit: This is the kind of person that forced this shit. Furry, one of those attention whores that dance on camera between runs, has the whole "if y'all folks don't like it I'll just do it more" attitude
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Yeah but there's nothing fun about misusing a catchphrase and hammering on it a hundred times in a speedrun, or appropriating it into another completely unrelated run just to keep doing it.

The "orb" thing is a very specific inside joke that has apparently lost its meaning in the wider speedrunning community. Long before people started saying the "orb" thing, it existed as an emoticon named "SoSafe" because touching it immediately ends a level. (A lot of really old Twitch channels who signed up for the FrankerFaceZ browser extension have SoSafe as a default emoticon in their channels.) I'm not quite sure who started muttering "orb" into the microphone in an uncomfortable manner but that joke is an extension of the existing in-joke already in place. Throwing out an "orb" at the only moment in which it's appropriate to do so is fun. Saying it just to say it devalues it for when it's actually applicable and is just annoying. But the kinds of people doing this are just mentally children which explains why catchphrase-based humor is their favorite thing.

I get the impression that the people who find repeatedly saying "orb" funny to probably be the exact same people who have to say "ohhhh banana" every time an NPC character says it in Donkey Kong 64. That shit's annoying.
 
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But the kinds of people doing this are just mentally children which explains why catchphrase-based humor is their favorite thing.

I get the impression that the people who find repeatedly saying "orb" funny to probably be the exact same people who have to say "ohhhh banana" every time an NPC character says it in Donkey Kong 64. That shit's annoying.
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And you know they're the same people who speak to other humans entirely in TV, movie, comic, etc, jokes and news. They're the people who got really offended by the NPC meme, because it hit way too close to home with the lack of an internal life. We've all met someone like that in real life though, and I think the fact that they outnumber us so much doesn't really set in until you see a bunch of mongoloids screaming...well, anything really, all while shitting themselves with Glee.

If you can't tell, I find it a bit disturbing.
 
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If anyone has trouble figuring out this Chad guy, what you need to remember is that he is autistic as fuck.

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Here he is talking about his medical condition:

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Here he is trash talking his competition (They both make gear for speed runners)

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Here he is threatening lolsuits:

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He's so smart, he'll even take a lie detector to prove it.

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Here is his initial ad for a Bedmate, the one that was the "bait" for Mari,

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Mari sneaks into GDQ without paying and is promptly caught and banned.

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But how did the staff know to look for her? Chad tipped them off.

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But why did he do it you ask? He did it for love. He conspired to get Mari banned from GDQ so his ex-girlfriend wouldn't have to see her at their events anymore.

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So after Chad got Mari banned from GDQ, he still expected her to cuddle with him until GDQ was over. When she said bye Felicia and got him banned, he went on Twitter claiming how you can't leave someone with a disability out in the cold like that. They had a contract! How dare she do this to an innocent autistic who did nothing wrong.

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Always remember to have a discussion with your bedmate about how there's so much she can do outside of GDQ before you get her banned. You wouldn't want her to leave you alone with your cripplingly insomnia until the event is over.

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Once the chat logs came out, he tried to say that him getting her banned was the morally right thing to do. This doesn't really make any sense given his statements about setting her up so his GF would be happy that he got rid of Mari for her.

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Edit: One alternative interpretation to this situation is that Chad actually was into Mari. When she spurned his affections, he went full damage control to earn favor with his Ex. He made up a story that his failed attempt to hookup with Mari was a plot to get her banned from GDQ. He tried to frame his time with Mari as a scheme, only to have it backfire on him when his Ex took Mari's side.

So, not only did he alienate himself from Mari, his Ex, and the community to which he makes a living off of, he also aired his dirty laundry, got permanently banned from GDQ and revealed himself to be a manipulative creep.

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I can add some background to these screenshots as someone who was at AGDQ2019 and knows all parties on a more personal level than acquaintance.

So background on PikaRae aka Taylor: she's essentially a miniature Lolcow herself. If I wasn't lazy I'd compile a thread myself but she's just interesting to watch. She comes from a family of alcoholics and drug addicts, which to be fair does suck, but instead of seeking actual help for her issues she uses a combination of weed, sex, and internet attention seeking. I can name at least two guys besides Chad that she fucked and claimed to be the girlfriend of, just so she could have a place to live. Her pattern usually is that she finds an autistic cuck, sleeps with him a few times, moves in with him for a year, and then finds a new guy to repeat the process.

It makes perfect sense that she'd say "I stand with Mari!" because she's no stranger to bartering her body to men and changing her mind later.

Now let me get to Chad. Dude is really fucking out there. Like the few times I've seen him sober weren't good at all. He's way better when he's high out of his mind or intoxicated. As you can see by his tweets, he spergs out otherwise. He tends to talk out of his ass and think he's way more important to the community than he is. But the dude flew the girl down to be a cuddle buddy. That is 100% true and sex was really not in the forefront of his mind. As you can see by the screenshots, Mari is the one who brought up sex. This is because in the community Mari does not get much male attention so when she actually does get a guy talking to her, she tends to be hyper sexual because LOLlook how cool I am!

On day 0 of AGDQ2019 [Saturday] Chad and Mari arrive and that night they lay in bed together. Chad was not touching her aside from laying his back to her. In the middle of the night Mari grabs his hand and puts it on her stomach and guides it up her shirt so that he is touching her boobs. She then nestles against him so his other hand is resting on her ass. She indicates she wants to go further and Chad complies by rubbing but then she abruptly says that's as far as they'll go on Day 0 so he stops. They sleep.

The next day, [Sunday, Day 1] Mari decides to tell Chad that she doesn't want to sleep in the bed anymore and wants to sleep on the floor. Chad tells her no thank you. He doesn't want to have to walk around her in her sleep nor was that the arrangement they agreed to. He tells her if she wants to sleep on the floor, she can find a new room. Mari gets pissed but leaves.

Now here's the stuff that isn't talked about as much: PikaRae, Chad's ex fiance, does NOT like Mari at all or rather did not like Mari. Obviously you cannot have two fat attention whores in the same community and have them get along. But I digress. Chad was pissed about Mari reneging on their deal so he made the plan to get her banned from GDQ. He told a staff member that she was planning to enter GDQ areas with a fake badge and told them where she'd be and she was caught and banned.

Chad told Taylor about the Mari situation because he believed they still had a chance together and he didn't want her finding out about him helping Mari on her own. He then spun it in a way to make him look like he did the whole thing for Taylor so that she would not be mad and would find it romantic[?] or something to that effect. He thought they still had a chance together because Taylor ends relationships in a way that gives her that wiggle room to go back if she needs to. She's very practical that way. But Taylor had no issues with Chad manipulating Mari until the sexual allegations came out. And of course that gave her the perfect opportunity for attention, since she's Chad's ex, she could speak up about the abuse...despite many times tweeting and telling people that he was the best boyfriend she's ever had and she's lost without him, etc. If that's any indication of the type of person she is.

Anyway, Mari got banned and she was bitter about this. It is here where she told friends that she got kicked out of Chad's room and then they told her it's unfair that she got banned while he stayed. Four days later, on Wednesday [Day 4] she went to staff and reported Chad for sexual harassment. And he was taken to Coolmatty by enforcement and promptly banned. GDQ did not ask for his side or an explanation because quote: "they are not a court of law" /endquote

This post is dragging on, but if anyone has any questions I'll answer them.
 
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