Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

[Hoodie]

Summer Games Banned Quick

GDQ put a game in their schedule last minute, and four days later they ban the runner and pull the run from their schedule. Could be a world record.

SHiFT 🗲 on Twitter

“Last night the same kid who's been harassing me with alt accounts for the past year came into my chat making a joke of Etika's death and mental health issues. I told him off, and I suppose that's what this is about. If I'm wrong, whatever. I just want an explanation.”

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[whatever I feel like]

SHiFT had a non-starter thread here (or post about him in the general speed thread) a few months ago. He's super weird, I have seen a little of his Spongebob practice runs and he is in subs only mode, which is super lame.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

He said "Faggot" to somebody a year and a half ago, now someone brought that up and made GDQ staff ban him BEFORE HE EVEN SET FOOT IN THE FUCKING VENUE.

 

[GraniteRode]

Looks like cincynancy lied about Calebhart42 grabbing her ass at SGDQ. She called him out on a now-deleted Tweet tagging him and making this accusation. I'd post her original Tweet but I don't know where to look to find it. I will, however, post up the trail that points to this accusation. She quickly retracts her own accusations once people started smelling and calling out her lies and bullshit. Also, only AFTER she spoke with Twitch staff about it.

Did I mention that this "wonderful", "credible" individual has masturbated on cam, then proceeds to show the whole world the same hole she shits from?

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If this is something worth archiving I'd say go for it.


Just as I'm about to post this, wq-fuckingdumbname is sticking his two cents in.

EDIT: Based motherfucker on Twitter had the original Tweet that she deleted. This is it:

 

[Islamic Creampie]

The lone comment on that video of her schlicking herself.

 

[BubbleButt]

Did anyone see the We <3 Katamari run? It made me physically sick how awful the very, very male runner was at the game and how they couldn't speak and play the game at the same time.

 

[ZB 584]

Yeah, I caught it live. Poverty chat lost its shit when the runner started off by declaring his pronouns he/she and it was all downhill from there. Not only uninformative but also boring as all hell. One of the worst runs of the event (not counting the 3+ hour JRPG runs).

 

[Hoodie]

I caught the run when it was ten minutes in, and I had no idea the runner said they were female. I don't think anybody would have looked at them and say "That's definitely a girl."

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I find watching people try and fail to sped run GTA V hilarious.

 

[rabo]

So it's looking like ESA is suffering from to same moderation bullshit that plagued GDQ and made it a completely boring show, devoid of personality.

Apparently he made fun of GDQ and that's a big no no, can't offend them sponsors!

 

[A Ghost]

Apparently he made fun of GDQ and that's a big no no, can't offend them sponsors!

that must be a recent thing people have mad from GDQ at ESA before

 

[rabo]

that must be a recent thing people have mad from GDQ at ESA before

Yes, and people used to have fun at GDQ before.

Edit: For those interrested, this is the offending run. I haven't had a chance to watch it, but from what I hear it was actually a fun run.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So it's looking like ESA is suffering from to same moderation bullshit that plagued GDQ and made it a completely boring show, devoid of personality.

Apparently he made fun of GDQ and that's a big no no, can't offend them sponsors!

What a load of shit. Their stated reason is complete BS, the entire run is full of the runner and all the couch commentators busting each other's balls and having fun with it. There's a couple mentions of GDQ memes like "Hype!" and "Orb!" towards the end but again it's the whole couch doing it.

 

[kobrum]

Yes, and people used to have fun at GDQ before.

Edit: For those interrested, this is the offending run. I haven't had a chance to watch it, but from what I hear it was actually a fun run.

the run was a shitshow, but the couch banter was really good. chat and the couch were having fun, and we cant have that.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Maybe I just happened to catch the wrong part of it, but it was one of the few times I had to turn off an ESA run due to finding the runner/couch annoying. They were for sure having fun, but it felt more like a private group of friends hanging out and being loud. It's fun if you're part of the group, but completely obnoxious if you're an outsider looking in. Outright banning the dude seems a little harsh though, I would have just told him to dial it back a little.

 

[rabo]

I just watched it and I thought it was a delightful run. Man, fuck the ESA.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Just read the actual message and realized it was one of the couch people that got banned and not the runner, Zero. Makes me wonder if they were the ones who said something since the message specifically mentions him first. Either way, it seems like an overreaction, but it also doesn't seem like it was solely due to bashing on GDQ, which is usually something ESA doesn't bat an eye at.

 

[LL 196]

I'm popping in and out of the ESA run and the Chip n' Dale two player co-op is awful. Dying, taking weird hits, etc. ESA seems to bring the b-team of speedrunners.

And immediately after that is a Contra run on the NES. The Mexican Runner and a guy off the street. That's not a stretch. TMR invited the guy simple because he has fantastic button mashing skills but has no familiarity with the game at all.

So the entire time TMR is talking and ?who? is competely silent because he has nothing to say. OK. At the end when they thank each other it's kinda charming but it overall it was two shit runs in a row.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Surprisingly no mentions of this guy, but this BR is literally shaking the speedrunning community:

Caveira Games have uploaded a speedrun where he cheated on Yugioh and when GFC exposed him Caveira copyrighted striked him:

r/speedrun - YouTuber Cheats in Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories Speedrun TWICE, Harasses and Copyright Strikes True World Record Holder

5,086 votes and 260 comments so far on Reddit

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So in retaliation EZScape made a video exposing Caveira for being someone who twerk his nude ass streams, sharing cp to his followers and having a long time crudge with a br resident evil fan he sexually harassed on a stream to the point of tatooing her face on his arm.

While Caveira was banned from twitter he managed to take down EZScape video on him too.

Another BR youtuber joined the show and made 2 videos exposing Caveira, after further inspection most people involved on this have shown to have varied levels of autism, including the resident evil fan Caveira has a crudge with.
Anyway I got surprised after 2 weeks of this going and seeing no mentions on this forum, also here is Caveira's dox :