Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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Cosmo was right when he said all the categories are arbitrary.

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An event mascot is an inanimate thing, it's pronouns are "it" by default. Not sure why even bother announcing it beyond basic bitch virtue signaling.
Outside of the pronoun stupidity, the same reason you would call your pet "him" or "her" when referring to it. The lack of care for this on their part only makes it harder for people to characterize the goddamn thing, though. It means nothing to us, but that's still the problem it creates.
 
I think the most important part is

Can't so much as swear at GDQ anymore because they're afraid of sponsors leaving or whatever. Have any of these people posted their "art" in the mascot's twitter thread? Be curious to see how concerned they are of what sponsors would think of that showing up. My money's on "no one does anything" though.
 
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caleb's supposed to show up at gdq later this wednesday (he's still "allowed" to attend but not allowed to be on camera) so keep an eye on twitter for possible *~*drama*~*
 
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caleb's supposed to show up at gdq later this wednesday (he's still "allowed" to attend but not allowed to be on camera) so keep an eye on twitter for possible *~*drama*~*

There's technically already drama, to my understanding if you type Calebhart42 into GDQ Twitch chat you get autobanned. I refuse to give them the view so I haven't investigated it myself but I heard second hand. If anyone wants to verify this it'd be cool to know just how sad and petty they are.
 
Give them the view? Haha, chat is in permanent subs only mode for the whole of the marathon.

Anyways, I am struggling to stay up for the potentially high drama MP2 run, but I so want to see it. Maybe I will fall asleep during it and have bizarre Metroid dreams?
 
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I mean let's be real. If people simply don't visit the channel, they don't get any chance of subscriptions. I'll stand my ground on this one, alone if I have to.

Edit: I realize that means I miss out on seeing lolcow shit-first hand but I'll wait for you guys to deliver the goods as usual.
 
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I mean let's be real. If people simply don't visit the channel, they don't get any chance of subscriptions. I'll stand my ground on this one, alone if I have to.

Edit: I realize that means I miss out on seeing lolcow shit-first hand but I'll wait for you guys to deliver the goods as usual.
Several prominent Twitch streamers are hosting GDQ. I prefer Trihex because he appreciates shit-posting and the Trihex chat during GDQ during the winter was lit.
 
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