Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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Kuchipatchi said:
Do people still take Billy Michelle seriously? Everyone should know that he's a manipulative bully by now and sued a man to suicide.
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The internet, and runnin' in particular, are so autistic that usually a win like he got in court turns into 'OMG TOTAL VINDICATION'.

Most everyone with a brain knows he's a piece of shit at this point though.
 
At the end of Karl's latest video, he cleared up a couple of things.


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  1. He incorrectly claimed that Billy's settlement with Apollo required him to pay money. He spoke with someone from Apollo's family, who confirmed that his wasn't the case.
  2. He clarified that he was not accusing Bitchell of murder.
 
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Karl uploaded a new video two days ago.

In his words: "We take a look at the current retro video game bubble. We learn who caused it to happen, who is profiting, and what needs to be done to fix it."
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On his twitter:
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This guy claims to know who Karl was talking to.
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The full statement:
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A relatively non-thottish female Twitch streamer accidentally discovered a significant skip in the original Metal Gear Solid. It seems if you take damage while leaning up against a certain door you're not supposed to be able to go through yet, the game might let you through anyway. Runners have been working on how to reliably replicate it and if it can be used elsewhere.


 
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Hello friends. None of this is news but I just found it funny and had to share. Today I got GDQ as a "recommended channel" on Twitch (odd because I'm banned). I haven't watched GDQ in like 4+ years so to see this thumbnail absolutely had me howling:
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This is just their intermission screen, you can't make this up :lit:
Their other intermission screens:
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Not preachy at all and definitely not political in nature whatsoever :lit: If you keep shouting the same lines at us eventually we'll all fall in line right? Only one opinion is allowed in speedrunning, and it's dictated by a group of fags who have no interest in actually playing games~
 
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vorechicken said:
Hello friends. None of this is news but I just found it funny and had to share. Today I got GDQ as a "recommended channel" on Twitch (odd because I'm banned). I haven't watched GDQ in like 4+ years so to see this thumbnail absolutely had me howling:
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This is just their intermission screen, you can't make this up :lit:
Their other intermission screens:
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Not preachy at all and definitely not political in nature whatsoever :lit: If you keep shouting the same lines at us eventually we'll all fall in line right? Only one opinion is allowed in speedrunning, and it's dictated by a group of fags who have no interest in actually playing games~
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Man, imagine watching some speeds play games to have a bit of escapism but then get modern day catchphrases shoved in your face. No wonder why these retards are constantly depressed.
 
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I‘m surprised StopAsianHate is still a thing because after that John killed some prostitutes there was nothing tying it to a hate crime and the majority of anti-asian crimes to be seen are Tyrone mugging Chang. There’s nothing propelling it anymore. Except extracting money from the stupid, maybe.
 
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"Hey Pope Negro, why do you only submit your times online and never show your face?"
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vorechicken said:
Hello friends. None of this is news but I just found it funny and had to share. Today I got GDQ as a "recommended channel" on Twitch (odd because I'm banned). I haven't watched GDQ in like 4+ years so to see this thumbnail absolutely had me howling:
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This is just their intermission screen, you can't make this up :lit:
Their other intermission screens:
View attachment 2561737View attachment 2561740View attachment 2561741

Not preachy at all and definitely not political in nature whatsoever :lit: If you keep shouting the same lines at us eventually we'll all fall in line right? Only one opinion is allowed in speedrunning, and it's dictated by a group of fags who have no interest in actually playing games~
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"...Oh."
 
MooseGump said:
Karl uploaded a new video about Billy suing him and being cancelled
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r/speedrun caught the faintest whiff of controversy and they threw him under the fucking bus. whole thread, "they always got weird vibes" from Karl, downvoting skeptics into oblivion. then when karl btfo's this clown bullshit, oh they always knew better, you can't just believe the internet blindly.
obligatory smug reddit equivocation when called out:
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edit- inline links aren't working but archives here https://archive.md/uLyfi https://archive.md/8nlXS
 
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