Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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FrozenFlame said:
Proto wanted GDQ to outright ignore submissions from popular male runners and instead incorporate more women aka trans women into events. GDQ didn't bend this time [probably because they knew it would hurt their money] and thought it would be a good compromise to simply make an all girls event and be ultra inclusive, but that wasn't good enough for Proto as you see in the tweets.

But this goes well beyond that. There has been problems behind the scenes with Proto and GDQ staff for months before this. Nobody really knows why, it might just be because of the Frame Fatales event, but they removed Proto from the front and center of things and he wasn't happy about it. Word has it that they made a rule specifically to make it more difficult for Proto to be a host.
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1. Proto wanted dudes like Calebhart42 blacklisted from going to GDQ because he was a muscular dude. "Violent and roided out" was how the shemale described him, which may or may not be those exact words the man in a dress used, but that was the general description. Too alpha for beta faggots.

2. If I recall, Proto was involved with a bunch of dudes in wigs in a group that I want to say was called "Girls on Fire" or some really dumb fucking shit, and true to Proto's narcissistic nature, started some real shit with other mentally ill fetishists over who was the most girly girl out of everyone in the group and a lot of tone policing. Proto ended up leaving the group claiming to have left on good terms, until someone from that group pointed out how toxic Proto is. Pretty much a catalyst to why GDQ pretty much ghosted his ass for bringing so much unneccessary and insane drama, and everyone having to do a lot of damage control because his fuck ups. Oh, and let's not forget the fact that the long purple haired faggot flashed his jim jams on the camera to more than 120k viewers.

tl;dr: tranny faggot
 
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Eddie Bravo said:
Oh, and let's not forget the fact that the long purple haired faggot flashed his jim jams on the camera to more than 120k viewers.
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Wait... my lingo isn't great, but do you mean her sausage well? Please don't confirm with a picture for the love of god words will do.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Wait... my lingo isn't great, but do you mean her sausage well?
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He did. Proto was wearing a short skirt hiked up even higher, and sat down for an interview with his legs spread instead of keeping them together like a true female (seriously this is the most basic shit about skirts and dresses). The result is that everyone could see his underwear and not-so-feminine dick bulge. People who complained were banned because of Proto's protected status, but behind the scenes was obviously a different story because that was one of his last GDQ, if not the last one.
 
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so is no one gonna talk about Luzbelheim being banned for wrong think
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geekboy400 said:
so is no one gonna talk about Luzbelheim being banned for wrong think
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jfc, luz is a terrific speedrunner and the best in the FFVIII scene, definitely up there with marathon runners in general.


This is a great run with great hosting from two other speedrunners in the same community. Goes over a lot of the technical aspects of the speedrun while keeping you up to date with the story.

I knew it'd only be a matter of time for Luz after seeing his twitter a while back; i bet a troon hit on him and he rejected them. his political beliefs have been public for a long time and he's been running for years so there must have been some sort of precipitating event.
 
RJ MacReady said:
They were apparently permabanning people in the chat for saying it early into the event because they thought it was exactly that.
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>[INSERT ITEM CODE] is an/a (Alt-right meme/Nazi Dogwhistle/GamerGate Related/Mysoginistic)
>Now it's not because we want to do it

Everytime.
 
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The 8 of Spades said:
>[INSERT ITEM CODE] is an/a (Alt-right meme/Nazi Dogwhistle/GamerGate Related/Mysoginistic)
>Now it's not because we want to do it

Everytime.
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I've actually thought people should start doing that with "Egg" from the transgender community. Start using it as the time when people realised they were alt-right. It would be fairly interesting to see if they stand their ground for one of "their" words or if they just try and scrub it from their history entirely.
 
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Best Dio Dindu Nuffin said:
It was incredibly annoying and ruined a lot of otherwise interesting runs. Some of the donation comments were atrocious attempts at puns containing "honk" that made me want to turn off the stream.
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There IS actually one run this GDQ that contains basically none of that or any other cringe, and that's ZFG's OoT run.

I'm only posting about it since his video's commenters mention that apparently, GDQ's chat was throwing a tantrum because he wouldn't give the announcer time to read their shitfests of donations, which only makes it more hilarious.
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Some Random Soul said:
There IS actually one run this GDQ that contains basically none of that or any other cringe, and that's ZFG's OoT run.

I'm only posting about it since his video's commenters mention that apparently, GDQ's chat was throwing a tantrum because he wouldn't give the announcer time to read their shitfests of donations, which only makes it more hilarious.
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ZFG is God's gift to Zelda speedrunning. He ended up being what Narcissa wishes he still was.
 
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