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I’ve wanted a Crime Syndicate ongoing for years. I bought the Forever Evil omni and it reminded me how much I love Earth 3 and how it isn’t just a mirror universe.

Ultraman being a low-functioning sociopath is the still the undisputed king of the “evil Superman” archetype. Him spending the end of Forever Evil crying incoherently is funny as hell.
 
I’ve wanted a Crime Syndicate ongoing for years. I bought the Forever Evil omni and it reminded me how much I love Earth 3 and how it isn’t just a mirror universe.

Ultraman being a low-functioning sociopath is the still the undisputed king of the “evil Superman” archetype. Him spending the end of Forever Evil crying incoherently is funny as hell.
I wish Waid's WF arc with Ultraman and Owlman that ends on Wednesday wasn't just a two parter because that first issue was great. The whole issue is the two of them doing things.
 
I wish Waid's WF arc with Ultraman and Owlman that ends on Wednesday wasn't just a two parter because that first issue was great. The whole issue is the two of them doing things.
Agreed, I love em. They’re the OG of their trope and they’re consistently the best when they show up. With their N52 versions being the best for just how fucking insane they were.

DC is the story of missed opportunity and they could’ve easily banked off their competition and the craze of the “superheroes but twisted” craze. Villian protagonists rock, as shown with Ultraman’s low-functioning sociopath compared to Owlman’s high-functioning psychopath.

I’ve said it before but my dream series would be an Earth 3 ongoing where the Authority (Wildstorm originals) crash land and have to replace Luthor’s dead league because their “greeting” was Ultraman killing Carrier and they’re stranded, realize they were wrong and get a humbling from the real evil Justice League. Just the full “plot armor off” treatment.
 
Also recently, I'd read the 10 issues from Dark Horse years ago but I've been going over a previous series from 1986, the initial six issues from Blackthorne Publishing, of Rich Hedden and Tom McWeeny's Roachmill - a sci-fi story of a professional pest exterminator, who is legally allowed to include humans and aliens amongst his targets, in a future New York City that mostly looks the same as the scummy parts from the 1980s, only more so. The artwork is really vital and makes good use of black, and has a underground comics feel to it at times

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This run was perhaps one of the best titles from Blackthorne Publishing, which came about after the breakup of Pacific Comics. It originally published cost effective reprints of comic strips like Dick Tracy, Kerry Drake and Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. Many of these titles were over a quarter of a century old and in the public domain when Blackthorne put them out. The money garnered from these titles allowed the small publishing shop to branch out into 3D titles and original series. Legal loopholes allowed them to put out 3D titles for properties held by Marvel, like a successful Star Wars 3D series, by creating a new product category that the licensing contracts didn’t cover. Their creator-driven black and white comics were a very mixed bag, a couple of good to decent books and some were low quality rip-offs of then current trends, as you saw during the black and white boom of the 1980s.
 
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Black Emma Frost lol.

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Marvel is like the Chris Chan of companies. Every time they do something stupid, I think, surely this is the lowest they can get, and then they somehow manage to get even lower. I'm sure the two people who read Black Panther are very excited to read about these totally memorable characters that are going to be dropped the second the series ends.
 
Marvel is like the Chris Chan of companies. Every time they do something stupid, I think, surely this is the lowest they can get, and then they somehow manage to get even lower. I'm sure the two people who read Black Panther are very excited to read about these totally memorable characters that are going to be dropped the second the series ends.
I pretty much only read She-Hulk and Daredevil concerning marvel.
 
Marvel is like the Chris Chan of companies. Every time they do something stupid, I think, surely this is the lowest they can get, and then they somehow manage to get even lower. I'm sure the two people who read Black Panther are very excited to read about these totally memorable characters that are going to be dropped the second the series ends.
AMAZING KEY!!!! FIRST APPEARANCE OF BLACK DIAMOND IN CGC 9.8!!!!!!

Key chasing has rotted people's brains.

They're auctioning off original pages from Superman #75 next month. Here's how one guy decided to announce the auction:

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"FIRST APPEARANCE DEATH OF SUPERMAN"

They are cool pages, tho.

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(I know this has nothing to do with your message, but I want to rant)
 
In actual comics purchases, just came in the mail today, a copy of the Giant Sized Action Planet Halloween Special, a holiday issue from Mark Manley's Action Planet Comics, which had a brief run in the late 1990s. The titles from this publisher consisted of the Action Planet Comics anthology, which ran for an ashcan, three regular issues, two issues of the title Uncle Slam and Fire Dog (which I recently purchased a TPB collection of), a one-off anthology devoted to taboo tales of love and sex Hot Twisted Love and this. 56 pages and it is giant all right, 12' x 9'.

The opening story features Manley's character Monsterman, a sculptor and theme park designer who is hit with a curse that turns him into a super-powered monster, and his adventures with his girlfriend. There was a Monsterman special later published by Image and not much has been heard from Monsterman since which is a shame because the comic is just good old cartoon-style entertainment. Also features stories featuring other characters who appeared in Action Planet, Ande Park's patriotic superhero Uncle Slam (who was not quite right in the head after surviving a bombing that his healing factor barely saved him from) who runs into what he suspects is Halloween chicanery while his sidekick, the robotic Dalmatian Fire Dog tries to keep him reined in, and John Heebink's Wraitbone, yet another character that didn't seem to get any traction outside of Action Planet - a hirsute gentleman who when he isn't over seeing an old apartment building deals with strange adventures, now involving the building's latest resident, a mystery woman on the run whse actual name turns out to be "Bitchula", I remembered Heebink from coming across the Remender series Doll & Creature, where he provided the artwork - very cartoon-pop-pulp sensational-something. There's also a two-page story from Bill Wray, about a guy who crawls out of the grave to get back with his girlfriend only to discover she's become "a fat pig!", and she's claiming it was the work of a dastardly wizard, and a short story from Jason Armstrong featuring his character Doc Thunder, who appeared once or twice in Dark Horse Presents.

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Did a re-read of my Criminal trades recently and in case anyone was curious, it's still a great series.

One thing that bugs me about Ed Brubaker's creator owned stuff is that he'll make something good and then just stop. Kill or Be Killed was solid, not amazing, but he openly admitted in the final issue he just decided to have the main guy randomly die rather than continue making the book, even though it was doing well, because he could. Criminal has been relaunched and renumbered multiple times instead of Ed and Sean just sticking with it and telling stories in the city.

The other was when I got to My Heroes Have Always Been Junkies and noticed something: Sean has stopped drawing tits. In the first seven trades, there's nudity with no problem but in that one, after sex the main girl always keeps a bedsheet covering her chest. I don't need nudity in my comics but when you make it obvious, especially when before you had no problem drawing that stuff, it seems weird. Maybe because Sean's son was the colorist, who knows.

I haven't read any of the new Criminal books, hopefully Ed and Sean haven't lost their touch.
 
Did a re-read of my Criminal trades recently and in case anyone was curious, it's still a great series.

One thing that bugs me about Ed Brubaker's creator owned stuff is that he'll make something good and then just stop. Kill or Be Killed was solid, not amazing, but he openly admitted in the final issue he just decided to have the main guy randomly die rather than continue making the book, even though it was doing well, because he could. Criminal has been relaunched and renumbered multiple times instead of Ed and Sean just sticking with it and telling stories in the city.

The other was when I got to My Heroes Have Always Been Junkies and noticed something: Sean has stopped drawing tits. In the first seven trades, there's nudity with no problem but in that one, after sex the main girl always keeps a bedsheet covering her chest. I don't need nudity in my comics but when you make it obvious, especially when before you had no problem drawing that stuff, it seems weird. Maybe because Sean's son was the colorist, who knows.

I haven't read any of the new Criminal books, hopefully Ed and Sean haven't lost their touch.
The show should be coming out this year. Hope it's good
 
Absolute Batman Mini Update

Bought the trade to read on a long trip I have planned. Read the first issue early.

I like it so far. It's clunky, wordy, and over explains. But as an introduction, but it covers a lot of ground quickly. I liked the set up and framing of Alfred getting his bike stolen. Alfred riding around Gotham looked great too. My hope is this is set up and now we can get to the book proper.

Some art and writing feels cheap. The stairs fight with the party animals not being shown was a let down, But Alfred going from elite operator to complete moron as the story demands has been the most annoying part. Commenting how Batman is a master of MMA and a tactical genius, taking out 30 guys without breaking a sweat, and his master plan to take him out? Walk up to him and put a gun to head. ...twice.

Overall. Liking it so far. I just complained about it, but my hope is with the origin story out of the way the book can breath a bit.
 
Do comic book movies count? Screw it, they do


I like the Nolan batman movies, I really do but I'll be the first one to point out that I dont think they got Bruce Wayne properly in the trilogy. How they messed up? Simple

They made him too normal.

Now yes, being Batman by itself isnt normal but I mean the psychological aspect of being Batman for Bruce. The fact of the matter is that Bruce is suppose to the "mask" while Batman is the "real" persona, something that the DCAU and even Snyderverse understood. This man doesnt use a suit to fight crime, this man plays playboy at day just so he can resume his "life crusade" at night.

There was no sense of ocassional "blurring" the line between the man and the bat, closest thing (and this is hard to catch) is when Bruce chokeholds Harvey when the Joker invades the fundraiser party, he tells Racheal that they're here and for her to hide in the Batman voice while not being in the suit (even tho she knows he is Batman). But outside of that very specific example, we dont see much of that struggle and dynamic, sure, it is TOLD to us it is a thing but we never truly see much evidence of it.

There is no moment where we get the energy of this scene

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or this one

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Bruce knows that being Batman isnt good for him but he cant quit it, both out of a selfless sense of justice and a selfish addiction to the feeling of being his "real" self.

Not Nolan Bruce, by the second movie he already wants to retire and only sticks to his role because Harvey Dent was corrupted and the exposure of which would undo everything the Dent Act stood for. It is noble, yes, and that nobility and selflessness is something Batman would do but the fact he wanted to leave it all behind to ride into the sunset with Racheal (who, in retrospect, was kind of a meh love interest) just isnt Batman. Bruce has already demonstrated an intense difficulty in building romantic attachments, especially if said attachments would involve him dropping the cowl, because to do so would give up an essential part of himself (and again, most stories do recognize thats not healthy but alas) and Racheal says that she has picked Dent because Bruce couldnt quit being Batman but, really, this is mostly told and not shown, especially since we have SEEN Bruce wanting to quit to be with her, he just wanted to have a "replacement" first, gesh, how "obsessed" of him, huh?

So while I do like the trilogy for the good it does, and trust me, there is a lot of good, I'll always say that it does have one of the weakest Bruce Wayne, at least in terms of his relationship with the cowl.
 
Eh, I've never seen 'billionaire playboy' Bruce Wayne or Batman as the 'real' Bruce. The only time I feel we ever see the real Bruce Wayne is when he's got his cowl down in the batcave and he's chilling with Alfred. I've always felt that's the only time we see Bruce without any sort of mask -- aloof playboy, scary predator, or stern mentor; he's just himself.

Incidentally, this is also one of the reasons why the Gray Ghost is one of my favorite BTAS episodes. It shows Bruce having interests outside of crime fighting and philanthropy.
 
Incidentally, this is also one of the reasons why the Gray Ghost is one of my favorite BTAS episodes. It shows Bruce having interests outside of crime fighting and philanthropy.
Love that episode. Plus I'm down for any excuse to bring back the great Adam West. The only way that episode could have been better is if they brought back Burt Ward to
 
Can I just take a moment to gush about this whole sequence? He goes from begging at his parents' graves about how he needs it to be different because he legitimately never imagined that he would be happy again. We get this scene of him staring at the cowl, realizing what he's about to do to his life as the music starts to clue us in too. And the best part is Alfred. They fucking nailed the transition as his face goes from disinterested, not-quite-bemused "My rich retard surrogate son is going to spend a week pretending to be Zorro and then give it up to take up extreme snowboarding or some shit" to the realization that he is watching a man commit the slowest suicide in history starting with his own ego.
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In the hypothetical case that Batman "won" and Gotham was cleaned, it's 50/50 if he would give up the cowl. Chances are he would expand his territory to the entire world and beyond, as B&B Bats cartoon showed. I think he would retire only if he got too old, or his love interest got pregnant and no melodrama happened, which is impossible, and even then, he would be tempted to don the cowl at any moment.
 
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