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Let's Sperg Spooky's Jump Scare Screenshot LP - The most innovative horror game I've played in years
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Welcome back. Last time, we noped out. This time, we nope back in.
Right, so whatever the fuck that was is in the ventilation system. Which I have to go into. Again. Fucking wonderful.
What`s up, assho-
--OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Man, this thing is SLOW. I bet I don`t even need to RUN to outRUN it!
Oh, so that`s what he meant by it becoming something he can`t outrun.
At least it turns back to normal after one hit.
Okay, so what`s gonna happen if I axe it?
Nothing, it just bites my face off in retaliation.
Okay, so here`s why this is my least favorite section of the mansion.
These new rooms are quite long and with the fucking thing around, you have to play it slow, ultimately losing a lot of time (and patience).
What`s worse is that you can`t just get rid of the worm form by going to the next room, oh no. It persists. The only way to get rid of it is to either get hit or to end the chase. We know which one`s more likely.
The specimen itself sticking around for quite a whle doesn`t help either.
Nothing? I`m disappointed. not really
At least this guy isn`t invincible... right?
Right, for once. Getting hit causes him to get liquified. Takes a couple of seconds for the guy to put himself back together.
Hold on, that doesn`t seem right... oh well.
STAND NAME: [EVOLUTIONARY]
POWER: C-D
RANGE: B
SPEED: D-B
DURABILITY: A
POTENTIAL: A
MEMES: B
Also, 9`s entry is gone for some reason. Weird, it`s like the fucker doesn`t want me to see it.
Here`s room 700. I could continue, and finish this update with yet another cliffhanger, but I won`t, not this time, `cause I`ve got a little story to tell.
Right, so whatever the fuck that was is in the ventilation system. Which I have to go into. Again. Fucking wonderful.
What`s up, assho-
--OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Man, this thing is SLOW. I bet I don`t even need to RUN to outRUN it!
Oh, so that`s what he meant by it becoming something he can`t outrun.
At least it turns back to normal after one hit.
Okay, so what`s gonna happen if I axe it?
Nothing, it just bites my face off in retaliation.
Okay, so here`s why this is my least favorite section of the mansion.
These new rooms are quite long and with the fucking thing around, you have to play it slow, ultimately losing a lot of time (and patience).
What`s worse is that you can`t just get rid of the worm form by going to the next room, oh no. It persists. The only way to get rid of it is to either get hit or to end the chase. We know which one`s more likely.
The specimen itself sticking around for quite a whle doesn`t help either.
Nothing? I`m disappointed. not really
At least this guy isn`t invincible... right?
Right, for once. Getting hit causes him to get liquified. Takes a couple of seconds for the guy to put himself back together.
Hold on, that doesn`t seem right... oh well.
STAND NAME: [EVOLUTIONARY]
POWER: C-D
RANGE: B
SPEED: D-B
DURABILITY: A
POTENTIAL: A
MEMES: B
Also, 9`s entry is gone for some reason. Weird, it`s like the fucker doesn`t want me to see it.
Here`s room 700. I could continue, and finish this update with yet another cliffhanger, but I won`t, not this time, `cause I`ve got a little story to tell.
So, Specimen 10.
Some love him, some hate him. But what most people don`t know is that Specimen 10 originally was something completely different.
It originally used to be this thing, the one we saw the current 10 burst out of. As a specimen, it was underwhelming. Why?
Well, it`s because it was just... too easy. The specimen didn`t have any special abilities, it was just a weaker Specimen 3 (and that`s saying something). It even had the same chase theme as 3! At the time, the developer of the original Game Maker version, Akuma Kira (peace be upon him), was running out of ideas for specimen, so he threw together this thing.
But once he got an idea, he replaced the old 10 with the extraterrestrial asshole known as Specimen 10 today. But, to pay homage to what once was, the old 10 still exists as a small cameo.
It even has a CAT-DOS entry, but we`ve unfortunately missed the deadline before it gets replaced by the new one, so I can`t show it to you in-game.
STAND NAME: [WHITESNAKE]
POWER: N/A
RANGE: N/A
SPEED: N/A
DURABILITY: N/A
POTENTIAL: N/A
MEMES: A
Thankfully, the game`s ever helpful wiki has images of the entry.
Also, here`s the current 10`s death screen.
The binary in the background translates to "You are more than just an animal. Use the soul you`ve been given. And be responsible for your actions."
Some love him, some hate him. But what most people don`t know is that Specimen 10 originally was something completely different.
It originally used to be this thing, the one we saw the current 10 burst out of. As a specimen, it was underwhelming. Why?
Well, it`s because it was just... too easy. The specimen didn`t have any special abilities, it was just a weaker Specimen 3 (and that`s saying something). It even had the same chase theme as 3! At the time, the developer of the original Game Maker version, Akuma Kira (peace be upon him), was running out of ideas for specimen, so he threw together this thing.
But once he got an idea, he replaced the old 10 with the extraterrestrial asshole known as Specimen 10 today. But, to pay homage to what once was, the old 10 still exists as a small cameo.
It even has a CAT-DOS entry, but we`ve unfortunately missed the deadline before it gets replaced by the new one, so I can`t show it to you in-game.
STAND NAME: [WHITESNAKE]
POWER: N/A
RANGE: N/A
SPEED: N/A
DURABILITY: N/A
POTENTIAL: N/A
MEMES: A
Thankfully, the game`s ever helpful wiki has images of the entry.
Also, here`s the current 10`s death screen.
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I like how Specimen 10 is very much Off Brand. THE THING.
I also love how they kept old specimen 10 as reference to it having a Bigger role then Bait an Switch.
I also love how they kept old specimen 10 as reference to it having a Bigger role then Bait an Switch.
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I may be lurking, but I'm always happy to see new screenshot LPs.
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Welcome back. Last time, we encountered an alium. This time, i post another short update just to get the responsibility of running this LP off my chest for a while.
Huh, this entry`s still borked. I guess we just encountered a glitch.
We`ve also got 2 new entries, but you know the drill, we ain`t opening them up now.
Hold on, could this be...
I cannot doubt my own two eyes, for I am seeing it with them... This...
This is...
...
.................
.......ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS!!!
Alright asshole, let`s see what you got.
Hitting him causes him to teleport away to a random spot. Thankfully, you should have enough time to reach the exit before he catches up. If not, just hit him again.
Here`s him with Style Swap on. Getting rid of that flame certainly makes it harder to track him, so keep it off when he`s around.
Here`s his special ability - making the doors invisible. I hope you`ve memorized most rooms by now, otherwise I doubt you`ll make it past this point.
He deals quite the hefty amount of damage, so I wouldn`t recommend fucking around with him either.
Forgot to show it, but here`s Specimen 10 with Style Swap on.
I didn`t think so either.
Once I`m done with this, this axe is ending up in your stupid fucking head. I don`t give a shit if you look like a little girl, age doesn`t apply to the dead.
Wow, they really didn`t proofread this one.
Finally, something beneficial! oh, who am I kidding, it`s probably more shit
I
FUCKING
KNEW
IT
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOKY---------
Extras
STAND NAME: [THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA]
POWER: B
RANGE: B
SPEED: B
DURABILITY: B
POTENTIAL: C
MEMES: B
Huh, this entry`s still borked. I guess we just encountered a glitch.
We`ve also got 2 new entries, but you know the drill, we ain`t opening them up now.
Hold on, could this be...
I cannot doubt my own two eyes, for I am seeing it with them... This...
This is...
...
.................
.......ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS
ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS!!!
Alright asshole, let`s see what you got.
Hitting him causes him to teleport away to a random spot. Thankfully, you should have enough time to reach the exit before he catches up. If not, just hit him again.
Here`s him with Style Swap on. Getting rid of that flame certainly makes it harder to track him, so keep it off when he`s around.
Here`s his special ability - making the doors invisible. I hope you`ve memorized most rooms by now, otherwise I doubt you`ll make it past this point.
He deals quite the hefty amount of damage, so I wouldn`t recommend fucking around with him either.
Forgot to show it, but here`s Specimen 10 with Style Swap on.
I didn`t think so either.
Once I`m done with this, this axe is ending up in your stupid fucking head. I don`t give a shit if you look like a little girl, age doesn`t apply to the dead.
Wow, they really didn`t proofread this one.
Finally, something beneficial! oh, who am I kidding, it`s probably more shit
I
FUCKING
KNEW
IT
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOKY---------
Extras
STAND NAME: [THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA]
POWER: B
RANGE: B
SPEED: B
DURABILITY: B
POTENTIAL: C
MEMES: B
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Welcome back. Last time, we rocked out in Not-McDonalds and got a curse put on us. This time, we deal with the consequences.
But first...
Works as advertised. Good if you wanna get certain things done quicker.
Now, back to the problem at hand: I cannot sprint.
But swinging the axe shows that I do technically have unlimited stamina, so I guess Spooky wasn`t really lying. Doesn`t mean I don`t hate the bitch for doing this, though.
Oh, thank god.
Well, there`s not much else to say here, as there`s nothing new until we get to room 800.
Well, define "new".
Nevermind, still borked. So, that means there`s nothing else here, right...?
...Right?
WRONG.
First, we open this 6 times. It gives us an error message each time, but...
Oh, look at that.
Oh, what the fuck did I just open?
Right. That first entry? That`s a spoiler. We`ll open that later. Much later. The rest are fair game, though.
STAND NAME: [COME TO DADDY]
POWER: C
RANGE: ???
SPEED: B
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: C
So that`s where Cioccolata went after the events of Part 5.
STAND NAME: [OCEAN MAN]
POWER: D
RANGE: ???
SPEED: C
DURABILITY: C
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: D
STAND NAME: {OK COMPUTER]
POWER: N/A
RANGE: ???
SPEED: ???
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: A
MEMES: ???
STAND NAME: ???
POWER: ???
RANGE: ???
SPEED: ???
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: ???
Alright, I`ve seen enough.
...I think I saw something I shouldn`t have, and I`m gonna pay for it.
Hmmm... what if?
If I`m gonna be doing something I shouldn`t, might as well do all of it. Let them know I found all of the secrets.
...Welp. I couldn`t screenshot all of it, but after hitting the tank a second time, the brain flew out and killed me.
That`ll teach me to not intrude on something that isn`t for my eyes to see.
Anyway, while I make it back to where I am supposed to be, here`s a little tip. During this Lost Woods-type puzzle,if you hear what sounds like a double "Ding" on the third part of the pattern, go forward and the door`ll be there. The game sometimes registers two "dings" at once, making the puzzle go by quite faster.
Oh hey, I don`t think I`ve shown off what the axe does to you yet! Good timing, pal!
Hitting him knocks him down for the ENTIRE room. No matter how much you wait, he won`t get back up. You`ll only see him back on his feet in the next room, where you can just hit him again. Each hit also takes a room off the chase`s length!
That`s the easier, less risky strat I was talking about back when we were discussing ol` Master of Puppets.
...Right. This is where we`re supposed to be. I still have plenty of time, so let`s keep going.
are you fucking kidding me
Wow, what a mansio--
--oh, haha, very funny. Well, exploring this is gonna take a while.
UNFORTUNATELY, INSERT IMAGE BROKE SO WE`LL HAVE TO CONTINUE ON A LATER DATE. I`M TERRIBLY SORRY.
***INSERT LE EPIC TO BE CONTINUED JOJO REFEREENC AARROW HERE***
But first...
Works as advertised. Good if you wanna get certain things done quicker.
Now, back to the problem at hand: I cannot sprint.
But swinging the axe shows that I do technically have unlimited stamina, so I guess Spooky wasn`t really lying. Doesn`t mean I don`t hate the bitch for doing this, though.
Oh, thank god.
Well, there`s not much else to say here, as there`s nothing new until we get to room 800.
Well, define "new".
Nevermind, still borked. So, that means there`s nothing else here, right...?
...Right?
WRONG.
First, we open this 6 times. It gives us an error message each time, but...
Oh, look at that.
Oh, what the fuck did I just open?
Right. That first entry? That`s a spoiler. We`ll open that later. Much later. The rest are fair game, though.
STAND NAME: [COME TO DADDY]
POWER: C
RANGE: ???
SPEED: B
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: C
So that`s where Cioccolata went after the events of Part 5.
STAND NAME: [OCEAN MAN]
POWER: D
RANGE: ???
SPEED: C
DURABILITY: C
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: D
STAND NAME: {OK COMPUTER]
POWER: N/A
RANGE: ???
SPEED: ???
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: A
MEMES: ???
STAND NAME: ???
POWER: ???
RANGE: ???
SPEED: ???
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: ???
Alright, I`ve seen enough.
...I think I saw something I shouldn`t have, and I`m gonna pay for it.
Hmmm... what if?
If I`m gonna be doing something I shouldn`t, might as well do all of it. Let them know I found all of the secrets.
...Welp. I couldn`t screenshot all of it, but after hitting the tank a second time, the brain flew out and killed me.
That`ll teach me to not intrude on something that isn`t for my eyes to see.
Anyway, while I make it back to where I am supposed to be, here`s a little tip. During this Lost Woods-type puzzle,if you hear what sounds like a double "Ding" on the third part of the pattern, go forward and the door`ll be there. The game sometimes registers two "dings" at once, making the puzzle go by quite faster.
Oh hey, I don`t think I`ve shown off what the axe does to you yet! Good timing, pal!
Hitting him knocks him down for the ENTIRE room. No matter how much you wait, he won`t get back up. You`ll only see him back on his feet in the next room, where you can just hit him again. Each hit also takes a room off the chase`s length!
That`s the easier, less risky strat I was talking about back when we were discussing ol` Master of Puppets.
...Right. This is where we`re supposed to be. I still have plenty of time, so let`s keep going.
are you fucking kidding me
Wow, what a mansio--
--oh, haha, very funny. Well, exploring this is gonna take a while.
UNFORTUNATELY, INSERT IMAGE BROKE SO WE`LL HAVE TO CONTINUE ON A LATER DATE. I`M TERRIBLY SORRY.
***INSERT LE EPIC TO BE CONTINUED JOJO REFEREENC AARROW HERE***
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Welcome back. Last time, we experienced mansion-ception. This time, we explore the mansion inside a mansion.
Alright, this is where we left off.
Yeah, right. "Survivors". We all know how these stories go.
Okay, before we open anything and trigger some shit into attacking us, let`s explore the mansion a bit.
I think we can start on the right side.
Aha! A wine storage! Maybe I can finally get a drink! All this running around really makes you thirsty...
...Huh?
Shit, I think I hear someone coming down the hallway too!
There! No one will find me here!
He won`t find me here... right?
Whew.
I don`t hear shit. Maybe this fella begun to lose his marbles around that point...
Nevermind, I hear him, alright!
This dude is blind. I`m right there, peeking out and he doesn`t even see me?! Ahahahahaha, what a DUMBASS!
He even dropped a key... this has got to be a big joke.
What is this even supposed to be? Two sisters? A married couple? A married couple of sisters?
This is too convenient... I might be getting lead into a trap.
HEY, LOSER! OVER HERE!!!
He`s playing with me. He has GOT to be playing with me. He can`t be that stupid.
This is some Scooby-Doo shit.
That can`t be all him... someone that stupid could not have racked up such a large kill-count.
...Oh, so it was this retard all along? Well, seems like whoever came before wasn`t much smarter, if this one could kill them...
Oh. Looks like I talked shit a bit too much. Welp, time to face the music...
Oh, so he`s just fucking with me. He`s been fucking with me all this time.
Alright, time to get the fuck out of here!
MOTHERFUCKER!
Okay, tough guy, you might`ve had the home-field advantage in there, but you`re in my domain now, and you`re gonna play by my rules! En garde!
Damn, he`s good.
So he`s got a stamina meter, just like you do. Whenever he enters the room, it starts at a random amount and fills up. When it`s full, he lets out a scream and charges you.
Here`s him with Style Swap on.
This motherfucker`s good enough to parry all of your swings!
...So that`s pretty much it, now just a dash for the next Elevator.
Well, I just got taken for a fucking ride.
STAND NAME: [ПРОКЛЯТЫЙ СТАРЫЙ ДОМ]
POWER: N/A
RANGE: D
SPEED: N/A
DURABILITY: N/A
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: B
SUBSTAND NAME: [ДЕДУШКА]
POWER: C
RANGE: C
SPEED: D to B
PRECISION: A
POTENTIAL: C
MEMES: C
Well, looks like we`re almost done. One or two more updates and we`re done with Story Mode!
...
...Oh right, there`s still Karamari Hospital, Endless Mode, Spooky`s Dollhouse and Build-your-own-mansion. Shit.
Alright, this is where we left off.
Yeah, right. "Survivors". We all know how these stories go.
Okay, before we open anything and trigger some shit into attacking us, let`s explore the mansion a bit.
I think we can start on the right side.
Aha! A wine storage! Maybe I can finally get a drink! All this running around really makes you thirsty...
...Huh?
Shit, I think I hear someone coming down the hallway too!
There! No one will find me here!
He won`t find me here... right?
Whew.
I don`t hear shit. Maybe this fella begun to lose his marbles around that point...
Nevermind, I hear him, alright!
This dude is blind. I`m right there, peeking out and he doesn`t even see me?! Ahahahahaha, what a DUMBASS!
He even dropped a key... this has got to be a big joke.
What is this even supposed to be? Two sisters? A married couple? A married couple of sisters?
This is too convenient... I might be getting lead into a trap.
HEY, LOSER! OVER HERE!!!
He`s playing with me. He has GOT to be playing with me. He can`t be that stupid.
This is some Scooby-Doo shit.
That can`t be all him... someone that stupid could not have racked up such a large kill-count.
...Oh, so it was this retard all along? Well, seems like whoever came before wasn`t much smarter, if this one could kill them...
Oh. Looks like I talked shit a bit too much. Welp, time to face the music...
Oh, so he`s just fucking with me. He`s been fucking with me all this time.
Alright, time to get the fuck out of here!
MOTHERFUCKER!
Okay, tough guy, you might`ve had the home-field advantage in there, but you`re in my domain now, and you`re gonna play by my rules! En garde!
Damn, he`s good.
So he`s got a stamina meter, just like you do. Whenever he enters the room, it starts at a random amount and fills up. When it`s full, he lets out a scream and charges you.
Here`s him with Style Swap on.
This motherfucker`s good enough to parry all of your swings!
...So that`s pretty much it, now just a dash for the next Elevator.
Well, I just got taken for a fucking ride.
STAND NAME: [ПРОКЛЯТЫЙ СТАРЫЙ ДОМ]
POWER: N/A
RANGE: D
SPEED: N/A
DURABILITY: N/A
POTENTIAL: ???
MEMES: B
SUBSTAND NAME: [ДЕДУШКА]
POWER: C
RANGE: C
SPEED: D to B
PRECISION: A
POTENTIAL: C
MEMES: C
Well, looks like we`re almost done. One or two more updates and we`re done with Story Mode!
...
...Oh right, there`s still Karamari Hospital, Endless Mode, Spooky`s Dollhouse and Build-your-own-mansion. Shit.
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In more-or-less related news, the game just got a new update in celebration of Halloween!
steamcommunity.com
Steam :: Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion: HD Renovation :: Spooky's Halloween 2019 Update!
Happy Halloween! So first off, the biggest news - Spooky’s Jump Scare Mansion: HD Renovation is coming to PlayStation 4 w/ PSVR support! It launches there on 10/29, and we’re really excited about it. They have very strict quality requirements, especially around VR, and so the VR experience has...
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Welcome back. Last time, we dealt with El Viejo. This time, we (hopefully) finish this madness.
Okay, look, I learned my lesson last time. But I`ll still hit you once, because you`re just fucking asking for it.
Oh, okay. That seems important, so... thanks? I guess I won`t hit you then...
...sike!
Damn, it`s pretty dark in here... and my flashlight`s dead. Shit!
Water! Final--- ew, nevermind, it`s fucking saltwater.
Great, so this place`s flooded.
Bullshit, I can see perfectly fine!
I mean... it`s better than nothing.
Okay, holy shit, I take it back. This lantern`s way better than my shitty flashlight.
It`s not good news when the notes start quoting fucking Lovecraft.
Hmm, yes, very interesting, ye----
---eeeaaaaah, hi...
This whale`s one of the only non-Specimen entities that can be affected by Style Swap.
Uh-huh, just as I thought.
"Too dark to see" my ass! This is some magic lock that only works when you shine light on it!
...Now, what could the code be...? Hold on...
It`s kind of grasping at straws, but still worth a try...
...huh. Didn`t expect THAT to work.
Alright, so now we can go through this door...
Which leads to this door, which, in turn, leads us to the ooga-booga scary mon-
-ster.... MOTHERFUCKER!
Too late, jackass.
Nice fucking security measures. You couldn`t even bother to actually hide the key?!
Wait, that`s the monster? It`s just some mermaid girl! Maybe I can talk to her...
N-n-nevermind, she doesn`t seem to be in the mood.
So she only moves while I`m in the water...
Eh, she`s slow as fuck. I don`t think I even need to wait on these crates...
OUCH. That`s what I get for taunting her.
I can`t even really see her... is she a spirit of some sort? My axe isn`t very useful against those...
Doesn`t mean she isn`t absolutely worthless, though. I just ran through the room and even waited a couple of seconds and she`s STILL this far away!
Well, she got fucking humiliated. Only prroblem is, my clothes are now soaking wet... great.
Anyway, she seems to be confined to the water, so, seeing as these regular rooms haven`t a drop of it (sans the water dripping from me), I doubt I`ll see her again.
You again? Man, just give it up! You ain`t catching me in a million years, not when I`m this close to the finish!
Same goes to you.
Six rooms away, baby! Nothing can stop me now!
...Five. Five rooms away. Okay, looks like there`s one more section to complete... but I ain`t dying this close to the end. Nothing this house throws at me can stop me.
But for now, I just gotta take a small break. Gotta get myself hyped up and ready for the home stretch....
...EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FU----
Anyway, since a few rooms we needed to see didn`t show up, I`ll just dump all of the content we missed here.
STAND NAME: [MURMAIDER]
POWER: B
RANGE: D
SPEED: D
DURABILITY: A
POTENTIAL: E
MEMES: D
Anyway, that`s pretty much all for today. Stay tuned for the next update, where we finally finish Story Mode.
Okay, look, I learned my lesson last time. But I`ll still hit you once, because you`re just fucking asking for it.
Oh, okay. That seems important, so... thanks? I guess I won`t hit you then...
...sike!
Damn, it`s pretty dark in here... and my flashlight`s dead. Shit!
Water! Final--- ew, nevermind, it`s fucking saltwater.
Great, so this place`s flooded.
Bullshit, I can see perfectly fine!
I mean... it`s better than nothing.
Okay, holy shit, I take it back. This lantern`s way better than my shitty flashlight.
It`s not good news when the notes start quoting fucking Lovecraft.
Hmm, yes, very interesting, ye----
---eeeaaaaah, hi...
This whale`s one of the only non-Specimen entities that can be affected by Style Swap.
Uh-huh, just as I thought.
"Too dark to see" my ass! This is some magic lock that only works when you shine light on it!
...Now, what could the code be...? Hold on...
It`s kind of grasping at straws, but still worth a try...
...huh. Didn`t expect THAT to work.
Alright, so now we can go through this door...
Which leads to this door, which, in turn, leads us to the ooga-booga scary mon-
-ster.... MOTHERFUCKER!
Too late, jackass.
Nice fucking security measures. You couldn`t even bother to actually hide the key?!
Wait, that`s the monster? It`s just some mermaid girl! Maybe I can talk to her...
N-n-nevermind, she doesn`t seem to be in the mood.
So she only moves while I`m in the water...
Eh, she`s slow as fuck. I don`t think I even need to wait on these crates...
OUCH. That`s what I get for taunting her.
I can`t even really see her... is she a spirit of some sort? My axe isn`t very useful against those...
Doesn`t mean she isn`t absolutely worthless, though. I just ran through the room and even waited a couple of seconds and she`s STILL this far away!
Well, she got fucking humiliated. Only prroblem is, my clothes are now soaking wet... great.
Anyway, she seems to be confined to the water, so, seeing as these regular rooms haven`t a drop of it (sans the water dripping from me), I doubt I`ll see her again.
You again? Man, just give it up! You ain`t catching me in a million years, not when I`m this close to the finish!
Same goes to you.
Six rooms away, baby! Nothing can stop me now!
...Five. Five rooms away. Okay, looks like there`s one more section to complete... but I ain`t dying this close to the end. Nothing this house throws at me can stop me.
But for now, I just gotta take a small break. Gotta get myself hyped up and ready for the home stretch....
...EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FU----
So yeah, staying idle like that triggers Specimen 9 and kills you. It takes 1 minute here, while in the OG version, it was 5 minutes.
Also, there are a few things to clarify:
1. Moving the mouse doesn`t count as movement, so even if you flail your camera around like you`re on a roller-coaster during a hurricane while high on crack, 9 will still come there and kill you.
2. NO ROOMS ARE SAFE FROM 9 (except the mini-game room and the CAT-DOS room).
3. Pausing the game doesn`t reset the idle kill timer, only pause it.
Also, there are a few things to clarify:
1. Moving the mouse doesn`t count as movement, so even if you flail your camera around like you`re on a roller-coaster during a hurricane while high on crack, 9 will still come there and kill you.
2. NO ROOMS ARE SAFE FROM 9 (except the mini-game room and the CAT-DOS room).
3. Pausing the game doesn`t reset the idle kill timer, only pause it.
STAND NAME: [MURMAIDER]
POWER: B
RANGE: D
SPEED: D
DURABILITY: A
POTENTIAL: E
MEMES: D
Yeah, we get to use it in the mini-game room, specifically on that one machine that was out of order...
Since I can`t be bothered to look for the room right now, I found a helpful video demonstrating what happens.
Since I can`t be bothered to look for the room right now, I found a helpful video demonstrating what happens.
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Guess what, dudes! That's right, it's MORE FUCKING NEWS
Spooky's is officially out on PS4 (only in America, for now)!
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Spooky's is officially out on PS4 (only in America, for now)!
Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion: HD Renovation
Can you survive 1000 rooms of cute terror? Or will you break once the cuteness starts to fade off and you're running for your life from the unspeakable hideous beings that shake and writhe in bowels of this house? They wait for you, they wait and hunger for meeting you.<br><br><br><br>1 player<br>45
store.playstation.com
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Welcome back... for the last time. It`s time to finish what we started. This time, for real.
...huh?! But I thought I was... okay, whatever, let`s just go.
Hahahahahahaha--fuck off.
Is... is this it? Am I free?
Is it really over?!
IT`S DONE! I`M DONE! I WIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA----
---haaaaaaahhh?! ....I mean, that got me, but it`s still room 1000, so I still win, right?
Damn right I did!
*ROOOOOOOOOWWWWRRRRRR
DDDDDDD*
Excuse me, what the fuck?
Oh, come ON!
*ROOOOAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRDDDDDDD*
Ugh, fine, I`ll go beat the shit out of whatever that was. Then I`m getting the FUCK out of here.
...What is this?
Hold up, I think I know who this fucker is...
As far as I know, this is the only time in the game you have to physically push open a door.
731...? That number seems familiar...
HA! I FUCKING KNEW IT! I COULD RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID SENTENCE ANYWHERE!
BRING IT ON, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
That`s all you got?!
Oh, so you got minions here too, huh?! Would be a shame if I killed `em, wouldn`t it!
Oh shit, I think he`s going Super Saiyan.
Oh, it`s just some pussy-ass fireball. Nevermind. I bet I can deflect it.
Ha! Suck on this, bitch!
Looks like it`s the same pattern. Pillars...
Hands.
Zombies.
Fireball.
Deflect, hit, repeat.
UNFORTUNATELY, I COULDNT SCREENSHOT THE ENDING, BECAUSE YOU CANT PAUSE THE GAME DURING CUTSCENES AND THERE`S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TIME TO SCREENSHOT THE WHOLE THING, SO YOU`LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE`S VIDEO OF THE ENDING
I AM SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A MASSIVE FUCKUP
Anyway, so that`s the game completed... right? And just in time for the actual holiday of Halloween, too, right?! RIGHT?!
Oh. How could I forget...
SHIT.
Right. Stay tuned for next time, where we venture into Karamari Hospital.
...huh?! But I thought I was... okay, whatever, let`s just go.
Hahahahahahaha--fuck off.
Is... is this it? Am I free?
Is it really over?!
IT`S DONE! I`M DONE! I WIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA----
---haaaaaaahhh?! ....I mean, that got me, but it`s still room 1000, so I still win, right?
Damn right I did!
*ROOOOOOOOOWWWWRRRRRR
DDDDDDD*Excuse me, what the fuck?
Oh, come ON!
*ROOOOAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR
DDDDDDD*Ugh, fine, I`ll go beat the shit out of whatever that was. Then I`m getting the FUCK out of here.
...What is this?
Hold up, I think I know who this fucker is...
As far as I know, this is the only time in the game you have to physically push open a door.
731...? That number seems familiar...
HA! I FUCKING KNEW IT! I COULD RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID SENTENCE ANYWHERE!
BRING IT ON, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
That`s all you got?!
Oh, so you got minions here too, huh?! Would be a shame if I killed `em, wouldn`t it!
Oh shit, I think he`s going Super Saiyan.
Oh, it`s just some pussy-ass fireball. Nevermind. I bet I can deflect it.
Ha! Suck on this, bitch!
Looks like it`s the same pattern. Pillars...
Hands.
Zombies.
Fireball.
Deflect, hit, repeat.
UNFORTUNATELY, I COULDNT SCREENSHOT THE ENDING, BECAUSE YOU CANT PAUSE THE GAME DURING CUTSCENES AND THERE`S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TIME TO SCREENSHOT THE WHOLE THING, SO YOU`LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE`S VIDEO OF THE ENDING
I AM SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A MASSIVE FUCKUP
...Right. So with that being said... are we done...?
....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- no. Because guess what? That was just the bad ending!
To achieve it, you just have to use your axe as much as possible, like I`ve been doing.
So what happens if you DON`T use the axe...?
....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- no. Because guess what? That was just the bad ending!
To achieve it, you just have to use your axe as much as possible, like I`ve been doing.
So what happens if you DON`T use the axe...?
Uh-huh. So that`s two endings. Now we`re done, right?
Wrong again!
Remember these? Let`s see what happens when we turn these off and beat the game like this...
But first, here`s a quick demonstration.
Oh...?
And look at that! Specimen 2 is nowhere to be seen...
Anyway, I won`t bother you with the rest of the details; here`s the ending.
Wrong again!
Remember these? Let`s see what happens when we turn these off and beat the game like this...
But first, here`s a quick demonstration.
Oh...?
And look at that! Specimen 2 is nowhere to be seen...
Anyway, I won`t bother you with the rest of the details; here`s the ending.
Oh. How could I forget...
SHIT.
Right. Stay tuned for next time, where we venture into Karamari Hospital.
Remember that one entry in the CAT-DOS secret menu that we didn`t open? Well, now is the time!
STAND NAME: [INDESTRUCTIBLE]
POWER: A
RANGE: ???
SPEED: C
DURABILITY: A
POTENTIAL: A
MEMES: C
POWER: A
RANGE: ???
SPEED: C
DURABILITY: A
POTENTIAL: A
MEMES: C
Using passwords not only resets the in-game timer, but the amount of notes you`ve read. And with the way the note system works, with you only being able to access the next note after you read the current one, it`s no surprise that we ended up missing quite a lot of notes in the main rooms of the Mansion (we got all the specimen room notes).
Trope guy notes
We did get this first one, but I`ll still include it, for posterity`s sake.
Survivalist notes
Trope guy notes
We did get this first one, but I`ll still include it, for posterity`s sake.
Survivalist notes
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Very nice thread. It's comfy to read an in-depth walkthrough/review especially when the game is mostly covered by spastic reaction channels and wannabe game theorists
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Welcome back, once again. Last time, we finished Story Mode. This time, we start the next part of our tour.
Namely, Karamari Hospital(+).
"Why not Endless Mode?"
Because canonically, Karamari Hospital comes first. Also, by playing Endless Mode first, we risk spoiling most of KH.
Also, the + is there because I already beat KH a few times.
Anyway, without further ado, let`s start.
Aw, that`s nice.
Oh, that`s.... interesting.
Oh, whoops! Looks like the elevator`s broken!
This will not end well.
How far down does this fucking Mansion go?!
This place isn`t even maintained like the rooms way up above are. Gee, I wonder why....
Me neither.
(Also, just to clarify, Spooky gets this nurse outfit after you beat KH for the first time.)
Gee, I wonder why x2.
Yeah, I`m gonna need it.
A special version of Specimen 1 that only appears here. It`s even got its own sound!
Now playing - Just Another Room
Oh, hey, this place seems actually fine! Key-word: seems.
This is our save-point. Unlike the purple crosses we`re used to seeing, this one`s reusable.
Anyway, let`s go in here first.
Oh, that`s... not good.
...Was TotalBiscuit here?
*LE LOUD EARBIERSING SGREEGHINGDDDDDD*
What in the FUCK?! We haven`t even started yet!
Now playing - This is Dan
Yeah, this is gonna take a while.
"The Woods never forget, so neither should you."
The fuck is this supposed to mean?
"Joint Pain?
Be afraid, it causes cancer.
Being afraid, that is."
...Looks like this place doesn`t even need any monsters living in it to be fucked up.
What is this, a poster for ants?! Even I can`t make some of this shit out!
"Remember:
Wash your hands.
???????
Clean your ?????.
Work hard and
have a nice day!"
Oh, it`s a Japanese hospital. Of course, it all makes sense now.
Nice workplace ethic they`ve got here.
Since I`ve got no way of actually opening the lock, looks like we`ll just have to shut off the power.
Ah-ha! This must lead to the basement! That`s probably where the generator is.
Now playing - Happy Basement Time
So this thing is just down here. Hitting it with the axe does nothing. Looks like I`ll need to find another way.
Okay, this must be where the generator is. But it`s locked... of course.
Maybe I can find something in here.
Knew it!
Alright, we`re starting to make progress!
I`m guessing this is the office...
....oh, come on.
I think you might be mentally ill yourself, doctor.
Or maybe he`s just an alcoholic. A normal person would not just hang a picture like that in their office.
Ah, the classic Silent Hill-style "insert something in this hole to open a door" puzzle.
...Uboa?
Gee, I woner why x3. Looks like we`ve got another alcoholic here.
There we go!
Oh, cool.
Wait, so this is just a shortcut? I don`t actually need to turn off the power?
If only it were so easy...
Anyway, I think we`ve made enough progress for today. just looking at this thing made me feel thirsty IRL
Remember him?
This motherfucker`s name is Carl. He`s got his own backstory!
"In his early life, Carl was salesman of the year for his high sales of the Thunderstrike Volcano Mixer. Come to find out it was actually a vacuum with serrated blades inside, making it very difficult to remove processed food bits. Sadly, he was fired for misconduct when his boss found out he was smuggling large amounts of centipede eggs into work and hiding them in the ceiling. Carl's current occupation is a plumber."
He was given his name by one of the game`s composers, Jake 'Virt" Kaufman, and shares it with one of Karamari Hospital`s QA testers.
Source: the game`s wiki
Namely, Karamari Hospital(+).
"Why not Endless Mode?"
Because canonically, Karamari Hospital comes first. Also, by playing Endless Mode first, we risk spoiling most of KH.
Also, the + is there because I already beat KH a few times.
Anyway, without further ado, let`s start.
Aw, that`s nice.
Oh, that`s.... interesting.
Oh, whoops! Looks like the elevator`s broken!
This will not end well.
How far down does this fucking Mansion go?!
This place isn`t even maintained like the rooms way up above are. Gee, I wonder why....
Me neither.
(Also, just to clarify, Spooky gets this nurse outfit after you beat KH for the first time.)
Gee, I wonder why x2.
Yeah, I`m gonna need it.
A special version of Specimen 1 that only appears here. It`s even got its own sound!
Now playing - Just Another RoomOh, hey, this place seems actually fine! Key-word: seems.
This is our save-point. Unlike the purple crosses we`re used to seeing, this one`s reusable.
Anyway, let`s go in here first.
Oh, that`s... not good.
...Was TotalBiscuit here?
*LE LOUD EARBIERSING SGREEGHING
DDDDDD*What in the FUCK?! We haven`t even started yet!
Now playing - This is DanYeah, this is gonna take a while.
"The Woods never forget, so neither should you."
The fuck is this supposed to mean?
"Joint Pain?
Be afraid, it causes cancer.
Being afraid, that is."
...Looks like this place doesn`t even need any monsters living in it to be fucked up.
What is this, a poster for ants?! Even I can`t make some of this shit out!
"Remember:
Wash your hands.
???????
Clean your ?????.
Work hard and
have a nice day!"
Oh, it`s a Japanese hospital. Of course, it all makes sense now.
Nice workplace ethic they`ve got here.
Since I`ve got no way of actually opening the lock, looks like we`ll just have to shut off the power.
Ah-ha! This must lead to the basement! That`s probably where the generator is.
Now playing - Happy Basement TimeSo this thing is just down here. Hitting it with the axe does nothing. Looks like I`ll need to find another way.
Okay, this must be where the generator is. But it`s locked... of course.
Maybe I can find something in here.
Knew it!
Alright, we`re starting to make progress!
I`m guessing this is the office...
....oh, come on.
I think you might be mentally ill yourself, doctor.
Or maybe he`s just an alcoholic. A normal person would not just hang a picture like that in their office.
Ah, the classic Silent Hill-style "insert something in this hole to open a door" puzzle.
...Uboa?
Gee, I woner why x3. Looks like we`ve got another alcoholic here.
There we go!
Oh, cool.
Wait, so this is just a shortcut? I don`t actually need to turn off the power?
If only it were so easy...
Anyway, I think we`ve made enough progress for today. just looking at this thing made me feel thirsty IRL
Remember him?
This motherfucker`s name is Carl. He`s got his own backstory!
"In his early life, Carl was salesman of the year for his high sales of the Thunderstrike Volcano Mixer. Come to find out it was actually a vacuum with serrated blades inside, making it very difficult to remove processed food bits. Sadly, he was fired for misconduct when his boss found out he was smuggling large amounts of centipede eggs into work and hiding them in the ceiling. Carl's current occupation is a plumber."
He was given his name by one of the game`s composers, Jake 'Virt" Kaufman, and shares it with one of Karamari Hospital`s QA testers.
Source: the game`s wiki
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Holy shit, I finally can continue this.
Right. Welcome back. Last time, we entered Karamari Hospital. This time, we turn off the generator. Yeah, I can`t see THAT going wrong at all...
Right, so we got the key. Let`s open this bitch up.
Oh dear, I think I`ve made yet another mistake...
Now playing - Pickled Drums
Oh... hello.
Now playing - Bleh Wind
Huh... he`s harmless, for now. Also, I`m pretty sure that door was not there before.
Hitting him with the axe doesn`t seem to do anything, either. But I have to get him out of the way somehow!
Now playing - THIS FUCKING SCREAMING
....Wh.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?! Fuck this, I`m outta here!!!
This wasn`t here before either...
Oh come the fuck on.
I need a big fucking drink after THAT SHIT.
Okay, he`s finally off guard duty.
He turns around and starts coming at me when I get close... but once I`m far away enough, he goes back to minding his own business. Interesting. Looks like this is one of the few things I`ve met that just want to be left alone....
....and for good fucking reason, holy SHIT!
Stand name: [The Police]
Power: B
Speed: D
Range: E
Durability: ???
Potential: ???
Memes: C
Alright, whatever, let`s just get moving.
So we`re on the other side of this living "fence" now... bu I`d prefer getting rid of it rather than risk running back and forth and accidentally pissing off Mr. Policeman up there.
Oh, that`s just fantastic.
Scratch that, it`s WONDERFUL.
Oh hey, that`s convenient!
HA! Take that, bitch!
...hm?
Oh, this must be the thing I need to put in that thing up in one of the offices!
Let`s just hope whatever happens when I pick this up isn`t too ba--
--d.... SHIT.
...The fuck?
Oh. OH.
Now playing - an abridged version of Nightmares Become Fantasies
WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT`S NOT HOW THIS PLACE LOOKED LIKE BEFORE!
H-HOW DID YOU----
What the FUCK was that?!
Stand name: [Skinnyman]
Power: C
Speed: B
Range: D
Durability: ???
Potential: B
Memes: D
Did you see that shit right there?! Did you see that shit?
Interesting?! This place`s a mindfuck!
Uh-huh, yeah, definitely. Wait--...recruit?
...since when am I....?
...whatever. I`m gonna need a BIG fucking drink after THAT.
Okay, let`s see where this`ll take me.
....
....Man, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Right. Welcome back. Last time, we entered Karamari Hospital. This time, we turn off the generator. Yeah, I can`t see THAT going wrong at all...
Right, so we got the key. Let`s open this bitch up.
Oh dear, I think I`ve made yet another mistake...
Now playing - Pickled DrumsOh... hello.
Huh... he`s harmless, for now. Also, I`m pretty sure that door was not there before.
Hitting him with the axe doesn`t seem to do anything, either. But I have to get him out of the way somehow!
Now playing - THIS FUCKING SCREAMING....Wh.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?! Fuck this, I`m outta here!!!
This wasn`t here before either...
Oh come the fuck on.
I need a big fucking drink after THAT SHIT.
Okay, he`s finally off guard duty.
He turns around and starts coming at me when I get close... but once I`m far away enough, he goes back to minding his own business. Interesting. Looks like this is one of the few things I`ve met that just want to be left alone....
....and for good fucking reason, holy SHIT!
Stand name: [The Police]
Power: B
Speed: D
Range: E
Durability: ???
Potential: ???
Memes: C
Alright, whatever, let`s just get moving.
So we`re on the other side of this living "fence" now... bu I`d prefer getting rid of it rather than risk running back and forth and accidentally pissing off Mr. Policeman up there.
Oh, that`s just fantastic.
Scratch that, it`s WONDERFUL.
Oh hey, that`s convenient!
HA! Take that, bitch!
...hm?
Oh, this must be the thing I need to put in that thing up in one of the offices!
Let`s just hope whatever happens when I pick this up isn`t too ba--
--d.... SHIT.
...The fuck?
Oh. OH.
Now playing - an abridged version of Nightmares Become FantasiesWHAT THE FUCK?! THAT`S NOT HOW THIS PLACE LOOKED LIKE BEFORE!
H-HOW DID YOU----
What the FUCK was that?!
Stand name: [Skinnyman]
Power: C
Speed: B
Range: D
Durability: ???
Potential: B
Memes: D
Did you see that shit right there?! Did you see that shit?
Interesting?! This place`s a mindfuck!
Uh-huh, yeah, definitely. Wait--...recruit?
...since when am I....?
...whatever. I`m gonna need a BIG fucking drink after THAT.
Okay, let`s see where this`ll take me.
....
....Man, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
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Sorry I`m not putting out updates as quickly as I used to, I`ve been rather busy.
Anyways, welcome back. Last time, we began to uncover the Hospital`s dark secrets. This time, we venture to a place that should have stayed locked up.
Boy, am I about to regret THIS.
Now playing - creepy background mumbling that`s not in the soundtrack
Man, this staircase sure is long-- and what the fuuuuuu....
Oh fuuuck...
Uh-huh, what`s next?
Yep, yep yep. Keep it coming.
Nevermind, don`t keep it coming. That shit`s twitching!
Oh, finally... I was about to think this staircase would never end.
...Now I wish it would never end.
Now playing - Old Experiments
This kinda looks like that one creepy painting of the girl with an extremely long neck and wide-open eyes.
...What the....
What. The. Fuck. Is. THAT.
This is how I wake up every morning.
Eh? I took the key and now the guy`s gone... oh, right, I know how this goes by now.
Uh-huh.
Now playing - T-Rex Can`t Wear Mittens
Okay, I see. He`s kinda like a discount Master of Puppets.
(also if you`re wondering why there`s nothing in this picture, that`s because a lot of things in this game, this monster included, have a bad habit of kinda "flickering" in and out of view, making it difficult to get screenshots of them)
(see what I mean? he`s right there, but he just happened to flicker out of view the moment I took the screenshot)
Alright, whatever, bitch, I`m done playing with you. Bye.
STAND NAME: [CANNIBAL CORPSE]
POWER: E
SPEED: B
RANGE: D
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: D
MEMES: D
What a pussy! He can`t even chase me up some stairs!
Anyway, we got the Isolation Ward key, but before I go there, I`m gonna check out that secret basement some more...
...Oh, THIS? We`re gonna leave this one for later. In fact, it`s gonna get its special update, or two.
So this flickering bitch baby`s still around, but the other guy is gone.
STAND NAME: [PROBLEM CHILD]
POWER: C
SPEED: C
RANGE: C
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: D
MEMES: C
Oh, nevermind. I guess I can take the key again if I want to repeat the chase.
It`s really hard to see, but there`s something at the end of this tunnel...
A bit clearer now... a wise man would recognize what this is.
I`m getting a bad vibe from this... thing.
(I COULDNT SCREENSHOT THE WHOLE THING AND THE ONE SCREENSHOT I GOT WAS DISCARDED BECAUSE THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THE FLICKERING THINGS SO HERE`S A FUCKING VIDEO OF WHAT HAPPENS)
Anyway, that`s all I got for today.
Anyways, welcome back. Last time, we began to uncover the Hospital`s dark secrets. This time, we venture to a place that should have stayed locked up.
Boy, am I about to regret THIS.
Now playing - creepy background mumbling that`s not in the soundtrackMan, this staircase sure is long-- and what the fuuuuuu....
Oh fuuuck...
Uh-huh, what`s next?
Yep, yep yep. Keep it coming.
Nevermind, don`t keep it coming. That shit`s twitching!
Oh, finally... I was about to think this staircase would never end.
...Now I wish it would never end.
Now playing - Old ExperimentsThis kinda looks like that one creepy painting of the girl with an extremely long neck and wide-open eyes.
...What the....
What. The. Fuck. Is. THAT.
This is how I wake up every morning.
Eh? I took the key and now the guy`s gone... oh, right, I know how this goes by now.
Uh-huh.
Now playing - T-Rex Can`t Wear MittensOkay, I see. He`s kinda like a discount Master of Puppets.
(also if you`re wondering why there`s nothing in this picture, that`s because a lot of things in this game, this monster included, have a bad habit of kinda "flickering" in and out of view, making it difficult to get screenshots of them)
(see what I mean? he`s right there, but he just happened to flicker out of view the moment I took the screenshot)
Alright, whatever, bitch, I`m done playing with you. Bye.
STAND NAME: [CANNIBAL CORPSE]
POWER: E
SPEED: B
RANGE: D
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: D
MEMES: D
What a pussy! He can`t even chase me up some stairs!
Anyway, we got the Isolation Ward key, but before I go there, I`m gonna check out that secret basement some more...
...Oh, THIS? We`re gonna leave this one for later. In fact, it`s gonna get its special update, or two.
So this flickering bitch baby`s still around, but the other guy is gone.
STAND NAME: [PROBLEM CHILD]
POWER: C
SPEED: C
RANGE: C
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: D
MEMES: C
Oh, nevermind. I guess I can take the key again if I want to repeat the chase.
It`s really hard to see, but there`s something at the end of this tunnel...
A bit clearer now... a wise man would recognize what this is.
I`m getting a bad vibe from this... thing.
(I COULDNT SCREENSHOT THE WHOLE THING AND THE ONE SCREENSHOT I GOT WAS DISCARDED BECAUSE THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THE FLICKERING THINGS SO HERE`S A FUCKING VIDEO OF WHAT HAPPENS)
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Welcome back. Last time, we got into some real deep shit. This time, we get into even deeper shit.
Wha...? How am I back here again? Last thing I remember was getting jumped by that ghost bitch... was that even real, or just a hallucination induced by lack of proper sustenance and constant stress?
The only thing I know for sure is that I now have access to the Isolation Room... I don`t want to know what`s behind this door, but a part of me keeps urging me to enter... oh, fuck it.
Now playing - I`m not actually sure, I don`t think this song is in the soundtrack
Compared to the shit I`ve seen, this is just mundane.
...Okay, but then you get fucking brain cancer and die. Surely there`s a better solution?
Nice... nice. What the fuck is THIS?
Ohhh. OHHHHH. OH SHIT.
Now playing - 100% Angus
Nevermind, it`s weak as fuck.
Aaaand done.
STAND NAME: [THUNDER BISON]
POWER: D
SPEED: C
RANGE: D
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: E
MEMES: A
Now playing - Chocolate Plushy
Uh-huh.
Hang on... is she...?
Wait, if you`re who I think you are, then who the fuck is the ghost that led me into this place?!
YES! I can finally leave!
Good luck with getting the authorities down here to do so.
Alright, consider it done.
Wait, hold on, don`t I have to go through the maze again?
Apparently not.
One last drink for good measure... `cause I know they ain`t letting me go that easy.
Oh, yeah... one last thing before I leave...
Uhhh...
So it just loops endlessly, huh?
At least I can leave at any point.
Well, define "leave"... looks like you have to go through the same number of loops...
Alright, we`re done here.
Yeah, what`s up? Imposter.
Yeah, right. I bet you knew this shit existed all along.
Do I really have to?
Gee, I wonder what.
Bitch.
*roll credits*
The credits used to say "In memory of Konami", but I think that was only in the OG version of the game, where Karamari Hospital was separate DLC.
So... is that it?
....
Ha! No. Just like the Story Mode, KH has a second ending! And there`s also Sunshine Academy...
So, stay tuned for next time, where we revisit Karamari Hospital!
Wha...? How am I back here again? Last thing I remember was getting jumped by that ghost bitch... was that even real, or just a hallucination induced by lack of proper sustenance and constant stress?
The only thing I know for sure is that I now have access to the Isolation Room... I don`t want to know what`s behind this door, but a part of me keeps urging me to enter... oh, fuck it.
Now playing - I`m not actually sure, I don`t think this song is in the soundtrackCompared to the shit I`ve seen, this is just mundane.
...Okay, but then you get fucking brain cancer and die. Surely there`s a better solution?
Nice... nice. What the fuck is THIS?
Ohhh. OHHHHH. OH SHIT.
Now playing - 100% AngusNevermind, it`s weak as fuck.
Aaaand done.
STAND NAME: [THUNDER BISON]
POWER: D
SPEED: C
RANGE: D
DURABILITY: ???
POTENTIAL: E
MEMES: A
Now playing - Chocolate PlushyUh-huh.
Hang on... is she...?
Wait, if you`re who I think you are, then who the fuck is the ghost that led me into this place?!
YES! I can finally leave!
Good luck with getting the authorities down here to do so.
Alright, consider it done.
Wait, hold on, don`t I have to go through the maze again?
Apparently not.
One last drink for good measure... `cause I know they ain`t letting me go that easy.
Oh, yeah... one last thing before I leave...
Uhhh...
So it just loops endlessly, huh?
At least I can leave at any point.
Well, define "leave"... looks like you have to go through the same number of loops...
Alright, we`re done here.
Yeah, what`s up? Imposter.
Yeah, right. I bet you knew this shit existed all along.
Do I really have to?
Gee, I wonder what.
Bitch.
*roll credits*
The credits used to say "In memory of Konami", but I think that was only in the OG version of the game, where Karamari Hospital was separate DLC.
So... is that it?
....
Ha! No. Just like the Story Mode, KH has a second ending! And there`s also Sunshine Academy...
So, stay tuned for next time, where we revisit Karamari Hospital!
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- Apr 12, 2016
I very much enjoy these posts. Any other games you're gonna do this for?
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2019
Thanks!
Nothing really concrete at the moment, but I have a few ideas as to which games I should do next.