- Joined
- Feb 17, 2019
Welcome back. Last time, we escaped Karamari Hospital. This time, we return... and begin clean-up.
My name is not important. What`s important is what I`m going to do.
Y`see, I am a building inspector. I just got a fucking call saying there`s some safety issues in this here "Karamari Hospital" and that I should check it out.
...but I don`t remember how I got here. Strange, oh well, let`s begin the inspection!
Drinking fountain seems to be in perfect condition.
Who`d just leave this junk in the way?! How are people gonna get to the restroom?
Eugh. How come nobody has cleaned this up yet?! Where are all the personnel at?
Disgusting, absolutely so.
There`s even a centipede infestation! This hospital is already disappointing me, and I haven`t even started yet!
Even the patients` rooms are empty... am I being led into some sort of trap?
Regardless, the rooms seem to be all clean... the ones I could access anyways.
Some of the doors are broken and just won`t budge! What kind of budget is this hospital running on?!
So they can afford electronic locks... but not new doors.
Eugh. That`s one hell of a mold problem.
The personnel truly are irresponsible.
The offices, surprisingly, all passed... except...
I`m PRETTY sure that`s against the law... so I`ll have to confiscate this sword.
Okay, now I`m starting to think this is a big joke... these doors are painted on!
Let`s see if at least the generator works properly...
It does not. Big surprise.
I`d like to never clean up anything this bad ever again.
...Why is this here? It belongs in that office I took the sword from! I think I should return it...
Oh, I see how it is... this is a trap. These thugs dressed up in bodybags and snuck out while I wasn`t looking. They must be waiting for me outside. But who did I piss off so bad to warrant such violent retaliation?
So you`re gonna try to kill me, then?! Well, I have a sword and I`m willing to use it in self-defence! And the law is on my side!
...What? Where did he go? And why are the rest just laying there? Are they dead? Was there just one perpetrator?
Hold on, what? ...This isn`t right!
So I`m dealing with a supernatural presence, huh? Well, no matter, I`m going to bring it to justice! Regardless of what it might be, it WILL obey the United States law!
(I FORGOT ABOUT THE SECURITY GUARD, AND HE DISAPPEARS ONCE YOU GET THE MEDALLION, SO I STARTED A NEW GAME. JUST PRETEND THIS HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER.)
Ah, finally! A security officer!
But he seems to be disabled... thus unfit for working. That`s another strike against this hospital.
I think he might have been braindead... so I just put him out of his misery. The body vanished, so i`m all good here.
Oh, almost forgot about this place... we`ll get to it in a second, but first I have to return the medallion...
So you`re the owner of this hospital?
Young miss, are you aware you`re breaking multiple US laws?
Helloooo! Are you listening?!
...
I returned the medallion... and this passage opened...?
If all the shit before was just on the "surface", just what the hell is the owner keeping under wraps?!
An organ harvesting operation?
Whatever it may be, it`s not gonna remain secret for much longer...
The legal repercussions of killing a spirit are not covered in the US Constitution. Therefore, I am legally justified in "killing" this spirit. Even more so due to the fact it`s hostile.
Now let`s get to figuring out what`s going on here.
I already know this trick. It`s just pretending to be dead!
Knew it! En garde, spirit!
Hmmm... what could be behind this wall? A shame I don`t have any tools to break it down.
Now! Time to inspect this final section of the hospital!
Ha! I discovered the lair of the demon controlling this hospital!
You! I judge you guilty of:
Employing people unfit for work!
Attempted murder of a government official!
Organ harvesting!
Framing a child for your crimes!
Since no court will accept you, I shall decide your sentence myself!
Your sentence is... death!
One last room, before I finish my inspection...
Now playing - Chocolate Hades
...What? What`s so wrong, little girl? I don`t intend to hurt you!
Wait, are you a spirit too?
Fine, fine...
Why is this here...? Oh well, I don`t care. I need to sit down...
(since I can`t be bothered to do this secret, as it takes too long, here`s a video)
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU---------------
Tune in next time, where we play through that Sunshine Academy game we found in the secret basement - our last stop at the hospital.
My name is not important. What`s important is what I`m going to do.
Y`see, I am a building inspector. I just got a fucking call saying there`s some safety issues in this here "Karamari Hospital" and that I should check it out.
...but I don`t remember how I got here. Strange, oh well, let`s begin the inspection!
Drinking fountain seems to be in perfect condition.
Who`d just leave this junk in the way?! How are people gonna get to the restroom?
Eugh. How come nobody has cleaned this up yet?! Where are all the personnel at?
Disgusting, absolutely so.
There`s even a centipede infestation! This hospital is already disappointing me, and I haven`t even started yet!
Even the patients` rooms are empty... am I being led into some sort of trap?
Regardless, the rooms seem to be all clean... the ones I could access anyways.
Some of the doors are broken and just won`t budge! What kind of budget is this hospital running on?!
So they can afford electronic locks... but not new doors.
Eugh. That`s one hell of a mold problem.
The personnel truly are irresponsible.
The offices, surprisingly, all passed... except...
I`m PRETTY sure that`s against the law... so I`ll have to confiscate this sword.
Okay, now I`m starting to think this is a big joke... these doors are painted on!
Let`s see if at least the generator works properly...
It does not. Big surprise.
I`d like to never clean up anything this bad ever again.
...Why is this here? It belongs in that office I took the sword from! I think I should return it...
Oh, I see how it is... this is a trap. These thugs dressed up in bodybags and snuck out while I wasn`t looking. They must be waiting for me outside. But who did I piss off so bad to warrant such violent retaliation?
So you`re gonna try to kill me, then?! Well, I have a sword and I`m willing to use it in self-defence! And the law is on my side!
...What? Where did he go? And why are the rest just laying there? Are they dead? Was there just one perpetrator?
Hold on, what? ...This isn`t right!
So I`m dealing with a supernatural presence, huh? Well, no matter, I`m going to bring it to justice! Regardless of what it might be, it WILL obey the United States law!
(I FORGOT ABOUT THE SECURITY GUARD, AND HE DISAPPEARS ONCE YOU GET THE MEDALLION, SO I STARTED A NEW GAME. JUST PRETEND THIS HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER.)
Ah, finally! A security officer!
But he seems to be disabled... thus unfit for working. That`s another strike against this hospital.
I think he might have been braindead... so I just put him out of his misery. The body vanished, so i`m all good here.
Oh, almost forgot about this place... we`ll get to it in a second, but first I have to return the medallion...
So you`re the owner of this hospital?
Young miss, are you aware you`re breaking multiple US laws?
Helloooo! Are you listening?!
...
I returned the medallion... and this passage opened...?
If all the shit before was just on the "surface", just what the hell is the owner keeping under wraps?!
An organ harvesting operation?
Whatever it may be, it`s not gonna remain secret for much longer...
The legal repercussions of killing a spirit are not covered in the US Constitution. Therefore, I am legally justified in "killing" this spirit. Even more so due to the fact it`s hostile.
Now let`s get to figuring out what`s going on here.
I already know this trick. It`s just pretending to be dead!
Knew it! En garde, spirit!
Hmmm... what could be behind this wall? A shame I don`t have any tools to break it down.
Now! Time to inspect this final section of the hospital!
Ha! I discovered the lair of the demon controlling this hospital!
You! I judge you guilty of:
Employing people unfit for work!
Attempted murder of a government official!
Organ harvesting!
Framing a child for your crimes!
Since no court will accept you, I shall decide your sentence myself!
Your sentence is... death!
One last room, before I finish my inspection...

...What? What`s so wrong, little girl? I don`t intend to hurt you!
Wait, are you a spirit too?
Fine, fine...
Why is this here...? Oh well, I don`t care. I need to sit down...
(since I can`t be bothered to do this secret, as it takes too long, here`s a video)

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU---------------