Spouse material?

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The Fool said:
She will not have sex with you
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No worries, I've got another fit girl to do that with.

Mariposa Electrique said:
There's a difference between developed muscles and being on roids.
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And clearly she's an example of the former.
This is what women on roids look like:
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Stop scaring me with these giant muscles.
Real men and women both want and need a soft, sensual, but firm and feminine penis, a girls dainty beard and lard belly covered in womanly hair. A lack of hair on head is a sure sign of feminine beauty.
 
Feminine penis is a must for a tradwife.

Shitposting aside, it depends on what you want. This is all for straight guys.

If you want kids and monogamy, get a girl that is slightly homely but smart. She will appreciate a normal guy more than a hot but jaded slut. Look for women that work around little kids, as they are naturally more maternal and have fewer opportunities to cheat since there aren't many masculine men in those fields. Religious women are typically better long term marriage material, but this varies. Look at her relationship with her family, and especially her father and brothers; you want a girl who loves her dad even if he often exasperates her.

Younger is better, within legal restrictions. Virginity is ideal.

If you're less interested in monogamy, her being married doesn't necessarily mean she's not available. Less masculine guys and the soyboy types chase these women because these women are pliable and because they want a mommy gf. If you're a normal guy, you can easily IRL slide into her dms and either steal her or knock her up every other year then let him raise your kids. Women are not naturally monogamous to subpar men. There's nothing wrong with that, just don't be a pussy and cover your ass.

That is all ideal circumstances though. If you're clever and bold you can build a harem with bargain rack women and have tons of kids, while letting the state or their boyfriends pay for it.

If you just want a fuck-buddy, look at single moms. They can teach you a thing or two about fucking, and when you're done you can beat their sprogs at video games. Stepdaughters are usually eager to please any masculine guy in the household, you can teach them to cook and clean and you have free, live-in maid service. Stepsons younger than 12 will want to be your best friend.

Just don't date women with a black son, it's not worth the embarrassment being seen in public with them, and the kids chimpouts.

Crazy women exist but there are always warning signs. Listen to your intuition and use your female relatives as crazy-bitch detectors.

There's no getting around kids, women who don't have them go insane - well, more insane than usual.
 
it's no use, all the cute girls are taken by the fucking CHADS. i'm not even mad because i know those dumb sluts are going to get beaten daily by them when they could have had a nice, caring guy like me
 
Idiotron said:
Definitely.
In this day and age when everyone is either a walking skeleton or a landwhale, fit girls are a valuable commodity.
This girl, for example, is 46:
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FORTY FUCKING SIX!!!
It's hard to find a 20 year old who looks this good.
Now that's spouse material.

Other than that:
- don't be dumb
- be reasonable
- be willing to learn new things and change your mind
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Fam, she's 46 and more airbrushed than a Bronx t shirt. Her entire skin looks like composite decking board. Still, good for her.

OP, find someone you can talk to. Really talk to, like the best of your friends and family combined. You don't have to tell your spouse every single thing about you all the time, but you need to be ABLE to talk about anything with them at any time. Communication is the most important thing.
 
Blindness and rock-bottom expectations are the only things I require. Deafness would help too, because I talk sometimes.
 
Realistically the things that really matter are a)high capacity for commitment and b)tolerable to spend time with. Someone being able to commit to things long term is increasingly rare. You see people nowadays getting divorced when things get slightly difficult instead of buckling down and dealing with their issues. A person who is willing to endure short term hardship to maintain a long term relationship, that's a person you want to marry. If you can find one.

Also a cute feminine cock and soft, supple armpits.
 
Any woman who supports you, that you can be yourself around, and that you enjoy fucking is the woman you should marry

edit: supports you emotionally. Kill yourself if you're trying to find a woman to support you financially
 
there are some must-have qualities:
#1 loyalty
#2 faithfulness
#3 not being a whore
#4 not being a feminist/sjw
if she violates any of those, it's an instant deal breaker, because it means she's incapable of building a healthy family and a good future together.

also obviously don't be fat but that goes without saying
 
Honestly, make sure she shares your sense of humor. Otherwise, you will spend the rest of your life with someone who rolls her eyes over things you think are funny.

That's no way to go through life.
 
There's no formula. You can't add up certain traits and subtract others and if the total is over 100 then you marry them. I mean you technically can, and then get divorced in two years like everyone else. It's not logic. It's not tangible, it's a feeling. You'll know it when you meet the person. If you get hung up on what traits you want then you'll marry the traits and hate the person.
 
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