Spring Breakers: Another Movie That Chris Doesn't Understand

[Butta Face Lopez]

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He didn't "attempt to murder Snyder." He was a half retard in his panicked escape mode, with his shrill redneck mother undoubtedly screeching in his ear to "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE AFORE THE POLICE COME CHRISSHUN."

Not to say he hasn't victimized Snyder in other ways...the public accusations of child molestation being foremost in my mind...but "attempted murder" is an accusation we can't reasonably level at Chris.

 

[spaps]

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He didn't "attempt to murder Snyder." He was a half exceptional individual in his panicked escape mode, with his shrill redneck mother undoubtedly screeching in his ear to "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE AFORE THE POLICE COME CHRISSHUN."

Not to say he hasn't victimized Snyder in other ways...the public accusations of child molestation being foremost in my mind...but "attempted murder" is an accusation we can't reasonably level at Chris.

Oh. Must've got my facts mixed up again. Why do I keep doing that?

 

[Lucrid]

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"Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea."

For me this sentence is the funniest. Not just because of the implications that McDonalds is healthy, but because it actually reads like an advertisement. And this isn't the first time Chris has used the "advertisement-like" way of speaking, either. I remember in his Kaka Makeup video, he was saying stuff about applying the makeup that sounded right out of a commercial or manual for the makeup.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

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^When Chris sees an advertisement, he assumes that the company is just telling him the unbiased truth. He bases his assumption on nothing, just like with everything else.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

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He didn't "attempt to murder Snyder." He was a half exceptional individual in his panicked escape mode, with his shrill redneck mother undoubtedly screeching in his ear to "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE AFORE THE POLICE COME CHRISSHUN."

Not to say he hasn't victimized Snyder in other ways...the public accusations of child molestation being foremost in my mind...but "attempted murder" is an accusation we can't reasonably level at Chris.

I find Barb impressions on here hilarious. But yeah Chris didn't try to murder anyone. He's just a retard with a license.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

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"Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea."

For me this sentence is the funniest. Not just because of the implications that McDonalds is healthy, but because it actually reads like an advertisement. And this isn't the first time Chris has used the "advertisement-like" way of speaking, either. I remember in his Kaka Makeup video, he was saying stuff about applying the makeup that sounded right out of a commercial or manual for the makeup.

Him hilariously plugging the McWrap is what inspired me to make and account for this forum. And maybe want to eat a high-calorie, bacon-stuffed McWrap. Only at McDonalds.

Also, remember when he tried to convince Kacey he was eating healthier by making Michalena's in the microwave. Golden.

 

[José Mourinho]

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So McDonalds is healthy now according to Chris? Looks like I have to go to McDonalds every day for every meal to get a healthy diet to lose weight.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

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Aslong as you work off the calories you can do that. I know everybody body is different but I eat about half healthy and half junk. But I work out daily and i have a decent body.

 

[SkeletonGrandma]

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I'm really fat & disgusting

 

[Ron_Swanson]

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I'm really fat & disgusting

Lady, maybe you should just put some lipstick on

 

[captkrisma]

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^When Chris sees an advertisement, he assumes that the company is just telling him the unbiased truth. He bases his assumption on nothing, just like with everything else.

I halfway want to e-mail all the Pride ads that Mcdonalds has produced...

 

[Judge Holden]

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^When Chris sees an advertisement, he assumes that the company is just telling him the unbiased truth. He bases his assumption on nothing, just like with everything else.

I halfway want to e-mail all the Pride ads that Mcdonalds has produced...

Gooooood. I can feel your anger. He is defenseless. Take your emails. Strike him down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Ween side will be complete!

 

[Holdek]

Is there anything Chris can't ruin for me? I already can't drink Orange Fanta without thinking of his disgusting [cwc]recycling[/cwc], now I can't even think back on Spring Breakers without thinking of goddamn My Little Pony.

Fuck you, Chris.

I've seen Gummo, and that's more than enough reason for me to never see another second of ANYTHING written or directed or related in any way to that Harmony Korine guy. That was absolutely one of the worst, overrated, most pretentious piece of shit movies it's ever been my displeasure to suffer through. I can see young broads in bikinis without having to give money or attention to THAT asshole.

I just really, really hate that guy.

It's a lot different than any of his other movies, including Gummo.

, but if you hate Korine due to Gummo, then fair enough. Spring Breakers is not essential viewing.

 

[drmccoy]

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For once in his life, Chris is in step with another group. Unfortunately, it's fucking Bronies, which I pity and find disgusting at the same time. I know nerds tend to latch onto shit but usually it's not a cartoon aimed at pre-teen girls. The worst part is the sexualization. Christ.

Like every wannbe 18- 20 year old smart guy (I figures he's 10-12 years behind) he takes a movie that has nothing to do with his creepy obsession and shoehorns a fucking show aimed at pre-teen girls into it. I used think Furries were the end of the internet. Now I'm convinced this sudden obsession with My Little Pony could take it.

Why can't it be Adventure Time?

Wait. Don't answer that. In fact, forget I said it.

 

[Holdek]

Haven't read his review but relating Spring Breakers to MLP, FUCKING FACEPALM. Just a massive fucking face palm. A look at modern youth? The glorification of "hood" culture? Hell a great performance by James Franco? No. He relates it to MLP.

Film is too good for Chris.

Lets be honest chris only watched it cause boobies and "big boy" situations. Chris ignored the whole movie and focused on tits and ass and when he saw mlp he probably creamed his pants

Pretty sure one of Chris' former sweethearts was in it.

"Spring break forever, fallible trolls!"



Man, now that I think about it, the music of [cwc]Britney Spears[/cwc] played a pretty big part of that movie. That, plus [cwc]Vanessa Hudgens[/cwc] and a (brief bit of) [cwc]My Little Pony[/cwc]. No wonder Chris loved it.

Ok, the only thing I could see about this having anything to do with my little pony is the tropes used in the two movies, but I really don't think OPL is that insightful, besides, TV tropes wouldn't do anything for him, I mean his life's already ruined.

There's a couple of shots where the girls are watching MLP on TV. All told MLP gets, at most, four seconds of screen time. But of course Chris hones in on this because he likes MLP.