Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[AnOminous]

I legitimately have to believe that being the parent of someone like this must be like being the parent of a drug addict. You look at the pictures of them from only a couple years ago and look at what they've become and it's just like "What the fuck even happened?"

There needs to be a Faces of Meth type thing for tumblr users. Bla bla bla looking like this isn't normal. . .but on tumblr it is! Tumblr: not even once.

Grease would be a pretty good example of someone going downhill rapidly after exposure to tumblr.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

There needs to be a Faces of Meth type thing for tumblr users. Bla bla bla looking like this isn't normal. . .but on tumblr it is! Tumblr: not even once.

Grease would be a pretty good example of someone going downhill rapidly after exposure to tumblr.

The PSA's would be amazing.
"Ashley Smith was a normal girl once. Now, "Titania" is a homeless mess of hairdye and piercings who thinks she's a goddess of trees. And a Smurf. Talk to your children about the dangers of Tumblr."

 

[sugoi-chan]

There needs to be a Faces of Meth type thing for tumblr users. Bla bla bla looking like this isn't normal. . .but on tumblr it is! Tumblr: not even once.

Grease would be a pretty good example of someone going downhill rapidly after exposure to tumblr.

I envision a whole series of anti-Tumblr PSAs.

[Mother turns off daughter's music, holds up tablet with Tumblr on it.]
"Is this your post?"
"I...uh...wha..."
"Your father says he found it in your browser history."
"I dunno, one of my friends must've..."
"Must've what?"
"Look mom, it's not my..."
"Where did you reblog this from?"
"Mom, I..."
"ANSWER ME. Who taught you how to use this site?"
"YOU ALRIGHT?! I learned it by following you."

Narrator: "Parents who use Tumblr, have children who use Tumblr."

 

[nonnewtonian]

Remember kids, winners don't use Tumblr!

Any bets on what series she'll fuck up next?

I've for 20 bucks on them becoming fictionkin of the fox character from that upcoming Zootopia movie.

 

[Boundman]

I envision a whole series of anti-Tumblr PSAs.

[Mother turns off daughter's music, holds up tablet with Tumblr on it.]
"Is this your post?"
"I...uh...wha..."
"Your father says he found it in your browser history."
"I dunno, one of my friends must've..."
"Must've what?"
"Look mom, it's not my..."
"Where did you reblog this from?"
"Mom, I..."
"ANSWER ME. Who taught you how to use this site?"
"YOU ALRIGHT?! I learned it by following you."

Narrator: "Parents who use Tumblr, have children who use Tumblr."

Can we please get an off-topic thread for these, they're gold.


"This is your brain."
"This is your brain on tumblr."
*pan filled with eccentric hair dyes and feminist glasses*
"Any questions?"

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

"Now son, I guess I should tell you about the dangers of Tumblr."
"I'm sorry that I was too late."
Pans to a gravestone
"Here lies Jimmie. He killed himself because nobody would check their privilege."
Narrator: "Tell your kids about the danger of Tumblr, or someone you love may suffer the same fate."

 

[Sigyn]

Can we please go back to Springaling and her sperging please, I agree that the educational posters deserve their own thread, not this one.

 

[Guzzlord]

I catched up the thread so far and read her About-page again to check out her listed disorders, because i remembered that either greasy or kayla listed avpd (avoidant personality disorder)
as one of their ~disorders~ and the one who claims to have it is greasy.

its just so funny to me if tumblrites claim they have avpd, but constantly act on attention, throw stupid tantrums by vagueposting or crytyping if they are in a conflict and never knowing when to deactivate anonasks or step back from tumblr in general.

Someone who's actually avoidant would freak the fuck out in case someone would send them shitty anon asks - they'd probably delete their account and never touch tumblr again or at least not for a really long time..

 

[Meowthkip]

The fact that she finds child murder sexually arousing is probably enough to get this person put in a mental asylum. The thing I find odd is that usually people like this are males.

Ole' Coily is so weird for me because if she were ten years older, she would have definitely been a part of the resurging slasher movie fandom in the early 2000's, of which I was involved. Instead of being obsessed with Saw and Insidious, she would have been obsessed with Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street after having just been exposed to Freddy Vs. Jason.

She would have been the type who would write fanfic of her Mary Sue with Freddy Krueger. I saw a lot of those girls. They were all basically Spring, except Tumblr didn't exist back then so they weren't genderspecial multiple system otherkin. They just shopped at Hot Topic and listened to Korn.

Oh, how history repeats itself.

Nobody tell Coily about A Nightmare on Elm Street.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Any bets on what series she'll fuck up next?

I've got a few guesses:

• Five Nights at Freddy's 4 comes out in October, so I'm sure she'll pick up some new kintypes and headmates from that. The game isn't even out yet, and she already has "Nightmare Foxy" as a new kintype.
• Golan the Insatiable, maybe? It's a cartoon about an evil little girl who's friends with a demon. That seems like the kind of thing Spring would just eat up.
• I know Marvel is the big thing with Tumblrinas right now, not DC, but I just know that when the Suicide Squad movie comes out next year, edgelords like Spring will start identifying as Harley Quinn and/or the Joker. It's inevitable, really.
• Speaking of Marvel, Spring has yet to jump on the Tumblr bandwagon and obsess over Marvel, but I wouldn't be surprised if she got into that too.
• Has she already been "kin" with characters from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared"? That series is popular with edgelords, so I'd be surprised if she hasn't already.

 

[nice time]

I've got a few guesses:

• Speaking of Marvel, Spring has yet to jump on the Tumblr bandwagon and obsess over Marvel, but I wouldn't be surprised if she got into that too.
• Has she already been "kin" with characters from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared"? That series is popular with edgelords, so I'd be surprised if she hasn't already.

1: I remember him tagging a few gifsets from Guardians of the Galaxy as #me. That was before his kin pages were back, so that one may be up for debate.
2: He had the clock man from the...3rd? (Maybe? I don't watch the videos) as an ~*alter*~ for a while.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I've got a few guesses:

• Five Nights at Freddy's 4 comes out in October, so I'm sure she'll pick up some new kintypes and headmates from that. The game isn't even out yet, and she already has "Nightmare Foxy" as a new kintype.

Five Nights 4 is actually coming out next month now, to line up with the one-year anniversary of the first game. It's getting an expansion on the original Halloween release date.

 

[Rin]

Greasetrap updated their fictionkin page. They now have five categories - Warriors, Literally Me, Coping, Primary, and Secondary. It's somewhat interesting to note that all the "literally me" ones are from different series. I wonder if someone questioned her about having conflicting kintypes?

 

[freyalise]

whats the difference between "literally me" and "primary"? shouldnt all the things youre kin with be "literally them" or w/e they think being kin with something is because youre identifying as that thing?
i dont know why im trying to make sense of this tbh. grease "identifies" as a new character every couple of days.
it just shows how little personality they have if they have to accomodate their own lack of being interesting by trying to "be" so many different characters. (be is in quotes bc their alters are all basically the same person in how they type/their interests/kintypes ect.).

 

[Rin]

whats the difference between "literally me" and "primary"? shouldnt all the things youre kin with be "literally them" or w/e they think being kin with something is because youre identifying as that thing?
i dont know why im trying to make sense of this tbh. grease "identifies" as a new character every couple of days.
it just shows how little personality they have if they have to accomodate their own lack of being interesting by trying to "be" so many different characters. (be is in quotes bc their alters are all basically the same person in how they type/their interests/kintypes ect.).

I have no idea, to be honest. Her about page doesn't include an explanation, either. I noticed that the creepy child murderer guy got moved to "coping," though, and as I said, she's only "literally" one character from a specific series. So I wonder if she's trying to come off as more "legitimate"? It makes me wonder if she's trying to find new targets or something...

 

[nonnewtonian]

And this is why we don't diagnose ourselves with mental illnesses, kids.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

1: I remember him tagging a few gifsets from Guardians of the Galaxy as #me.

I checked Spring's kin page, and Peter Quill/Star-Lord is listed as a kintype.

 

[AnOminous]

And this is why we don't diagnose ourselves with mental illnesses, kids.

This idiot doesn't know even the basic difference between a personality disorder and a mood disorder, but let's not let that stop him from diagnosing himself with both!

The question is moronic. It's like asking what's the difference between a pterodactyl and an orange.

About the only thing those two have in common is BP in the fucking name.

What a cretin.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Doesn't she also have Jurassic World Chris Pratt? Is Andy Dwyer there too?

 

[cluelessly]

Doesn't she also have Jurassic World Chris Pratt? Is Andy Dwyer there too?

defo has jurassic world chris pratt