Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Living up to the Greasetrap name

Excuse me, I need to go peel out my eyes with a melon baller.

 

[Trombonista]

#ignorethezit

 

[Letmeoffofspringswildride]

#ignorethezit

My life for a horrifying rating.

Updates from darzie; he's officially quit tumblr and is trying to lose weight. I think he might actually make it out of minor lolcow status. Ashley on the other hand will forever be wannabe Zeriara.

 

[fishercat]

Living up to the Greasetrap name

Why is the inside of her mouth all pale like that?

 

[Sigyn]

It's vape smoke, @fishercat. Also she's an unhygenic pig and probably never scrapers her tongue when she brushes her teeth (if she EVER brushes her teeth)

 

[stress sighs]

You dont want to know

 

[AnotherForumUser]

I know I'll probably get lynched for posting this but could someone update me on what's gone on since I first posted some content in this thread so I don't have to scroll through a fuckton of posts?

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Ashley on the other hand will forever be wannabe Zeriara.

Now that's a name I haven't heard in ages. I'm holding out hope that Ashley wouldn't torture/kill small animals for the edge points, and I'm basing that assumption entirely on how squeamish she seems to be around blood. On the other hand, it's unwise to underestimate the stupidity of the average Tumblrite, while remembering that half of them are stupider than that (to borrow a quote from George Carlin).

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Living up to the Greasetrap name

I forgot how ugly she was after months of trying to avoid photos

 

[Meowthkip]

Ashley on the other hand will forever be wannabe Zeriara.

Imagine how pathetic your life has got to be when people call you an inferior version of fucking Zeriara.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I know I'll probably get lynched for posting this but could someone update me on what's gone on since I first posted some content in this thread so I don't have to scroll through a fuckton of posts?

I updated the first post recently. It has the basics of what you need to know. Don't worry, I'm still catching up too.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Most of their pages have been updated. In the span of a little over a week, Grease becomes otherkin of 4 new animals, fictionkin of 28 new characters, writes an "ask to follow if" list so large it can been seen from space, and flat-out admits to hating women.
About page: https://archive.is/OuMEa
Otherkin page: https://archive.is/nHJlJ
Fictionkin page: https://archive.is/ZwQTO
Worth noting is that while Grease claims to dislike women because "most of my abusers have been female," almost every person Grease screams "ABUSER!" at does not identify as a woman. Grease does not subscribe to the idea that one must experience gender dysphoria to be transgender and is against misgendering of any kind, so they are basically grasping at whatever excuse they can find to deny being a self-hating misogynist.
Despite adult women making them "nervous," Grease claims to be fictionkin of three adult female characters from Steven Universe. Go figure.

Oh, and speaking of doublethink, remember less than 2 months ago when they said:

I revoke my stance on pronouns like bun/kit, and think it/its is dehumanizing.

(emphasis mine)

Oops!

 

[Rin]

Bitch, please, get away from Rory. Also, he and Ten are completely different characters, there is no way Greasetrap can claim he is "literally" both of them.

His choice of Levi is pretty hilarious - Levi's a huge clean freak, and Grease is... Grease.

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

Grease is...

Spoiler: OT I'm so sorry

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

Didn't Grease have some sort of vendetta against Homestuck a while back? As of right now, she is fictionkin with eight different Homestuck characters, and in her blacklist she includes two separate Homestuck pairings.

I find it hilarious that she is fictionkin with Kankri Vantas; he is the absolute epitome of everything SJW, is nicknamed "The Insufferable" by his own friends, and has an insanely long list of "triggers". He is the most unbearable character in the entire webcomic and is an honest parody of Tumblr's SJW culture. No wonder Grease likes him.

 

[wheat pasta]

Living up to the Greasetrap name

I've seen the face of tumblr... and I don't like it one bit.
I guess this makes me sound like a dick, but is she trying to purposely be as ugly as she possibly can? Why would anyone wanna do that?

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah, the "most of my abusers were female" thing is just a lame excuse to justify that she just doesn't want any icky wimmenz in her overblown yaoi rps. One, a vast majority of her claims of abuse are proven bullshit, and two as someone mentioned most of her "abusers" don't identify as female.

I wonder if this might make her sjw buddies start turning on her, since even though a lot seem to be misogynistic yaoitards in denial I don't think they'd take too kindly to someone more or less flat out admitting they hate women.

As for the SU characters, sjws seem to like to play up how they're totally non-binary because they're sexless, so maybe kanks is using that as an excuse to let it slide she has some female kins.

EDIT: oh god why is she dromaeosaur kin now as a raptor my jimmies are rustled on many level D:

BTW is it just me, or does she not seem to actually give a fuck about most of her special interests other than killers/3edgy6u shit? Kinda like how Vade claims to have marine biology as a special interest yet never posts about it.

 

[nice time]

Yeah, the "most of my abusers were female" thing is just a lame excuse to justify that she just doesn't want any icky wimmenz in her overblown yaoi rps. One, a vast majority of her claims of abuse are proven bullshit, and two as someone mentioned most of her "abusers" don't identify as female.

I was wondering that too. As far as I know, NONE of his abusers are women? Then again, his list of who he considers to be abusers changes every damn day, so who knows.
If you ask me, the "MY ABUSERS ARE WOMEN " shit sounds like a fake excuse to justify the point. Someone probably called him out on it (Or he's still checking the thread? That'd be less surprising) and he added that to try and get out of trouble.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Haven't looked in on this thread in a while.

pugs, flat faced cats, chihuahuas - their faces bother me, i don’t like thinking about the health problems

...and yet she's "kin" with (read: really likes uwu) Scottish folds, a breed prone to crippling joint problems since the same genetic fuckup that makes their cute li'l folded ears also destroys the cartilage in their limbs. Nice double-standard, not that I'm terribly surprised.

Scrolling through her ~fictionkin~ list:
- Shittons of Warrior Cats. Awesome.
- OH LOOK she's kin with one of the protagonists from Zero Day, the movie based on the Columbine shootings. I actually liked that movie and thought it was really well-done, so I'm kind of buttmad that she's gotten her mungy fingers all over it.
- Of course now she's kin with a character from Jurassic World, the newest big movie fad thing.
- I admit I'm a little surprised she seems to be late jumping onto the Hetalia bandwagon, though. Also surprised that she's stuck with the Five Nights at Denny's shit for this long, considering how strong her Shiny Syndrome seems to be.
- She's kin with the edgiest of the Flight Rising dragon deities and 2spoopy Halloween Sora from Kingdom Hearts. Ofc.
- Noooooooooooooo leave Todd and Oliver aloooooooone you fuckwit augh my childhood
- She picked Nuka (the stupid incompetent fuck-up lion) to be kin with instead of someone more badass, like Vitani or Zira? Oh, right, she hates girls. Makes sense. /Lion King sperging

 

[Meowthkip]

Oh, she's identifying as a synx now?

The Snooge seems more appropriate (link very NSFW, NSFL).