Spunt's helpful guide to Britain for fat Americans - Learn about Anglos so you can hate them better

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  • The BBC

    Votes: 40 51.3%
  • Sportsball

    Votes: 10 12.8%
  • Education

    Votes: 23 29.5%
  • Culture

    Votes: 19 24.4%
  • Something else?

    Votes: 3 3.8%
  • Kys Anglo faggot retard nigger

    Votes: 13 16.7%

  • Total voters
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I'm afraid I am way too depressed and angry to write about this clusterfuck. I'd have to research the post and that would involve going over all this shit again and I'd probably start fedposting out of sheer rage. Sorry.
I feel you. The last two weeks or so has been chaos. Even I didn't expect things to change so quickly. Besides if you were to talk about it it would bring all the doomposters out from the happenings containment thread and I don't think we need that.
 
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A round up in a few months time after we see how retarded they are when parliament comes back might be better anyway. For now probably better to put efforts into getting out of this shit hole while you still can.
 
I'm afraid I am way too depressed and angry to write about this clusterfuck. I'd have to research the post and that would involve going over all this shit again and I'd probably start fedposting out of sheer rage. Sorry.
Not all is lost yet, most of Europe seems to be tired of clown world and our usually dysfunctional country managed to completely upturn it, even if momentarily. I have faith that things will improve soon.
 
I'm afraid I am way too depressed and angry to write about this clusterfuck. I'd have to research the post and that would involve going over all this shit again and I'd probably start fedposting out of sheer rage. Sorry.
You've already laid bare the rot in your country over the previous posts, no need to go ripping the scars open again. At least in those cases you have the detachment of those being abstract phenomena and "the way things are". This new stuff is raw and still in progress, so the hurt is still right there.
Not all is lost yet, most of Europe seems to be tired of clown world and our usually dysfunctional country managed to completely upturn it, even if momentarily. I have faith that things will improve soon.
I hope so too. It could happen in 2 months, 2 years or 20 years, as these things go at the societal level.
 
Rather than post in detail about what has happened, I will direct you to the below video. TIKHistory is a right-leaning historian who specialises in WWII and the cold war. He's also from Southport, where the stabbing that set off the protests took place. This video goes into excellent detail not only on the events, but on the lies, censorship and corruption that followed them. There is a non-zero chance that he may get a knock at the door for this video, they're now threatening to jail people who go to riots to observe them (the State's captive journalists, of course, are somehow exempt from this).




Watch this, then imagine this is your country. If you don't stand firm, this WILL be your country. In one of my posts here, I have described the UK as the canary in the coalmine. Canada has fallen. Australia and New Zealand have fallen. We are about to fall, and just as we did in 1941, we have to reach out across the Atlantic for help. I live in a country that is no longer even bothering to pretend that it isn't a Police State. The government, cheered on by their clients in the media, have announced more censorship and oppression to come, and I am effectively a political dissident here now. I have to be very careful what I say and do, even here, posting anonymously on an American site using a VPN. There's only so much I can do now from where I am sitting, and I'm in enough danger as it is - I have a family and loved ones, and those people need me. I must put them first.

What you can do for me, and my country, is deliver unto these tyrants that which they fear the most - mockery. Ever since Mark Rowley, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner (Cressida Dick's successor), threatened to extradite Americans for expressing wrongthink, the campaign of laughter, mockery and trolling at his empty threats has made him, and the British Establishment, very, very angry. These are conceited, humourless bullies, and their egos are both vast and fragile, and this is genuinely wounding them. What I would ask is that you never, ever stop. Several British police forces have banned all connections to their websites from North American IP addresses because of the relentless trolling of their webchats and emails systems, so people have been VPN'ing round them and carrying on. It's actually disrupting their ability to operate, and it's so visible that people are seeing it.

It is not only these events and the subsequent actions of the British State that have made me angry - it is the brainless seal-clapping of so many people, applauding the destruction of their rights and freedoms because they choose to believe the increasingly obvious lies that they are being told. These people are smugly force-marching my country into hell, acting as Useful Idiots for people who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. Relentless public mockery will get through to them where angry rants will not. Besides, it's fun.
 
What you can do for me, and my country, is deliver unto these tyrants that which they fear the most - mockery.
Consider it done, sir.

I'd still not give up hope. Komrade Keir, showing off what a tiny cut penis he owns, suspended parliament on July 30th. Anything could go horribly, horribly wrong for Labour when they return on September 2nd if he hasn't fled the country by then because they're so dumb that they won't be able to restrain themselves while mass debating in Westminster.
 
Spunt is dead on the money. Things are beyond fucked here where it's become a crime to witness a crime happening. There isn't much we can do here but the yanks trolling the gov are doing a great job. Everything short of making terrorist threads should be being used. As gay as 4chan is now, the old 4chan days of trolling but pointed at the UK government would drive them into a frenzy and it would be very funny.

@Spunt The video you posted makes me angry because it's something I've seen before and will again and the guy making it has made the biggest possible mistake. Remember during Gamergate they had "Not my shield" where a bunch of token browns, blacks and race mixers came out to say we're not all white straight men fighting against the left? Well that's the first 10 minutes of that video where I stopped watching. By starting with 'look we're not all white' he immediately gave the left the moral high ground. You cannot beat the left on the left's home turf, you have to deny their entire ideology has validation or they will always weasel out of it. Having token sikhs saying 'stop stabbing our kids' and 'we need a united kingdom between all shades of brown and white people' is a losing strategy and does nothing but validates these people.

If white working class people cannot speak for themselves then there is no victory to be had. If you need a token brown person to speak for you then you're too passive to be worth listening to. The correct way to deal with the far right accusation is to wear it with pride and say "fuck yea we're far right. We're far right because we believe in law, order and protecting our children from the likes of YOU!" It's the same way faggots have taken over the terms queer. If you back down and try to go "nuh uh, I'm not that!" they will bully you into submission and force the conversation to be about what you ARE rather than the subject you want to discuss. You lose control of the conversation and get into left wing identity politics instead of going "Sure am" and moving on where you can win a debate and make more people "far right" like yourself. Instead you're stuck in a quagmire of left wing buzzwords never addressing the topic at hand. It IS valid for white people to be scared they're being treated unfairly. It IS valid their kids are being targeted, abused/killed and the police look the other way for brown people. Two tier policing isn't just the cops, it's also the people allowed to speak and if you need a token paki to speak for you then why the fuck are you accepting that? The based black man is a meme and any one worth listening to should be aware of it and not immediately lean into it.
 
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If based black (sikh) man is arrested for stuff the white man can't say the left can say "see, it's not two tier we arrested a nog just like you!" and if he doesn't get arrested then what? You still have 2 tier policing because your pet minority is allowed to do what you can't do. So either based black (sikh) man fucks you over by giving the left an easy victory or he does nothing for you because you're still unable to speak for yourself and you're now playing the left's game Admitting it's valid to have browns speak for white people instead of white people speaking for themselves and being heard in their own land.
 
This video seems like it might provide a little insight for the non-Bongs about the North and South of the UK. The best comedy has an element of truth in it.
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People in London don't respond to strangers walking up to them and saying hello because virtually everyone who lives there has had the experience of then being:
i) Asked for money with a sob story about a bus fare or something
ii) Distracted and pickpocketed
iii) Mugged
Or all three. So people in London just ignore strangers trying to talk to them and walk on.
 
Back in May I kept having problems with my piss. My family has a history of kidney problems so when I went for a piss test at the GP I told my doctor. Doctor said she’d make a referral. This was May.

Today I got a call from a British number. Must be a cold call, right, because I don’t live in England anymore. I moved to Europe a couple of months ago. The same number texts me: due to an “administrative error” the ultrasound meant to be requested in May has now been requested five months later. Did I see this coming? Naturally. Did I expect a text saying “oopsie daisy”? No, but it’s funny. They told me to contact them if my symptoms worsened for a “GP review”, but of course they didn’t send any information. However will I tell them to shove their ultrasound up their arses?
 
Read this as I woke up and get MATI. I think it belongs here:


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It seems that actual no joke thought crimes are a thing in the UK, especially when it comes to MUH ABORTION
You can also be arrested and charged for protesting without permission, or protesting too close to Parliament and certain parts of The City. You can be arrested for standing with your eyes closed in a designated zone that you weren't told about. It'll only be a matter of time before they start arresting people for sitting quietly in a windowless room with no lights on, because they might be thinking bad things about the government.
 
You can also be arrested and charged for protesting without permission, or protesting too close to Parliament and certain parts of The City. You can be arrested for standing with your eyes closed in a designated zone that you weren't told about. It'll only be a matter of time before they start arresting people for sitting quietly in a windowless room with no lights on, because they might be thinking bad things about the government.
Ok the UK seems essentially beyond saving now
 
I have an aside about accents that doesn't fit in the News Megathread, and this seems like the best thread to ask.

I grew up playing a particular F1 game on N64 and I always assumed the guy on the pit radio was Scottish. I watched a video recently where a guy tries to beat every N64 game and he called the guy Irish. I realized then that I don't actually know for sure. I thought I would put it to the people here and see what you think. Scottish or Irish (or neither)?

The voice clips start about 1 minute 20 seconds in if you don't want to wait.
 
The accent is Scottish, possibly from the far North (Inverness and surrounding areas). It sounds "Irish" to some ears because Northern Irish protestants are descended from the North and West of Scotland, and the accents are still noticeably connected.

In the late middle ages, the British settled Scottish protestants in Ireland to try to displace the natives, causing centuries of strife. Any parallels with current events are just a conspiracy theory, chud.
 
it's trying to figure out which of the 17 bins/buckets they need to put out this week since now they're on a stupid schedule and if you miss your main bin pick up it's 2 or 3 weeks with no bin. There is so much decline here it's hard to explain how much busy work something as simple as throwing away rubbish has become.
If my bins get missed even once I'm going to in real life murder the binmen.
 
The accent is Scottish, possibly from the far North (Inverness and surrounding areas). It sounds "Irish" to some ears because Northern Irish protestants are descended from the North and West of Scotland, and the accents are still noticeably connected.

In the late middle ages, the British settled Scottish protestants in Ireland to try to displace the natives, causing centuries of strife. Any parallels with current events are just a conspiracy theory, chud.
Voice sounds like someone doing a bad impression of one of the greatest F1 drivers ever, Sir Jackie Stewart.
 
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