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I've read enough greentexts and reddit stories to accept that the vast majority of them are pure bullshit while still being able to appreciate them for their entertainment value. Sseth being a Jewish man caught in a lie would neither shock nor disappoint me.
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I have to share on why I believe this fully. Now for a non-doxable story time:

My bestie was engaged to this dude who is for all intents and purposes probably on the same level as everyone here in terms of his levels of not being a normie. He had used bottles in the past when he lived in the shittiest apartment ever that had a shared bathroom between EVERY SINGLE male tenant so piss bottles were somewhat understandable giving the absolute state of things. In their nice apartment, she indeed walked in on him pissing in the sink one night and he had to brush it off like all men do this. She called bullshit.

As two women, we spent like a hour theory crafting on why the fuck would a dude piss in the sink and then painstakingly surveyed every male friend and coworker on "have they pissed in the sink ever". And resoundingly, most said "no what the fuck dude" with a few deviant pissers who all were naturally over 180cm/6ft because your dick to sink height ratio seems ideal this way (thus Sseth has height doxxxed as Euro Jew Chad).

However, her boyfriend was a "grower" to the max in that he basically had nearly a micro penis soft but was 100% normal hard. He had a complex around this. So her running theory was Sink Pisssing is what dicklets did because aiming in the toilet with small meat could be more difficult and something something "can't sit down to pee". I tried to convince her dudes are just gross and will piss anywhere like dogs just because they can. But no. She is adamant the small flaccid penis is easier aimed at hip height into the sink.

Tl;dr- if a girl catches you/finds out about you pissing in the sink she will assume it is because of your small flaccid penis. And also she will tell all of her friends about it.
 
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Meiwaku said:
I have to share on why I believe this fully. Now for a non-doxable story time:

My bestie was engaged to this dude who is for all intents and purposes probably on the same level as everyone here in terms of his levels of not being a normie. He had used bottles in the past when he lived in the shittiest apartment ever that had a shared bathroom between EVERY SINGLE male tenant so piss bottles were somewhat understandable giving the absolute state of things. In their nice apartment, she indeed walked in on him pissing in the sink one night and he had to brush it off like all men do this. She called bullshit.

As two women, we spent like a hour theory crafting on why the fuck would a dude piss in the sink and then painstakingly surveyed every male friend and coworker on "have they pissed in the sink ever". And resoundingly, most said "no what the fuck dude" with a few deviant pissers who all were naturally over 180cm/6ft because your dick to sink height ratio seems ideal this way (thus Sseth has height doxxxed as Euro Jew Chad).

However, her boyfriend was a "grower" to the max in that he basically had nearly a micro penis soft but was 100% normal hard. He had a complex around this. So her running theory was Sink Pisssing is what dicklets did because aiming in the toilet with small meat could be more difficult and something something "can't sit down to pee". I tried to convince her dudes are just gross and will piss anywhere like dogs just because they can. But no. She is adamant the small flaccid penis is easier aimed at hip height into the sink.

Tl;dr- if a girl catches you/finds out about you pissing in the sink she will assume it is because of your small flaccid penis. And also she will tell all of her friends about it.
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I have a door in my bedroom that opens to my backyard. I go out there to piss all the time, love it.
 
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I have to share on why I believe this fully. Now for a non-doxable story time:

My bestie was engaged to this dude who is for all intents and purposes probably on the same level as everyone here in terms of his levels of not being a normie. He had used bottles in the past when he lived in the shittiest apartment ever that had a shared bathroom between EVERY SINGLE male tenant so piss bottles were somewhat understandable giving the absolute state of things. In their nice apartment, she indeed walked in on him pissing in the sink one night and he had to brush it off like all men do this. She called bullshit.

As two women, we spent like a hour theory crafting on why the fuck would a dude piss in the sink and then painstakingly surveyed every male friend and coworker on "have they pissed in the sink ever". And resoundingly, most said "no what the fuck dude" with a few deviant pissers who all were naturally over 180cm/6ft because your dick to sink height ratio seems ideal this way (thus Sseth has height doxxxed as Euro Jew Chad).

However, her boyfriend was a "grower" to the max in that he basically had nearly a micro penis soft but was 100% normal hard. He had a complex around this. So her running theory was Sink Pisssing is what dicklets did because aiming in the toilet with small meat could be more difficult and something something "can't sit down to pee". I tried to convince her dudes are just gross and will piss anywhere like dogs just because they can. But no. She is adamant the small flaccid penis is easier aimed at hip height into the sink.

Tl;dr- if a girl catches you/finds out about you pissing in the sink she will assume it is because of your small flaccid penis. And also she will tell all of her friends about it.
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I refuse to be held down by such authoritarian ideology, for there was a time where I had to share a bathroom (Due to living at a YMCA) with a Somalian within the first week of him moving in the bathroom was left in such filth, blood and hair from shaving on the floor and the razor left in the shower he didn't clean any of it and fuck cleaning up after a nigger, I happened more than once and was the catalyst to becoming racist, I would just use the one opposite my room most of the time but if I just needed to pee the sink in my room would be my go to it was perfect height. I would rather be laughed at then get nigger aids
 
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Meiwaku said:
I have to share on why I believe this fully. Now for a non-doxable story time:

My bestie was engaged to this dude who is for all intents and purposes probably on the same level as everyone here in terms of his levels of not being a normie. He had used bottles in the past when he lived in the shittiest apartment ever that had a shared bathroom between EVERY SINGLE male tenant so piss bottles were somewhat understandable giving the absolute state of things. In their nice apartment, she indeed walked in on him pissing in the sink one night and he had to brush it off like all men do this. She called bullshit.

As two women, we spent like a hour theory crafting on why the fuck would a dude piss in the sink and then painstakingly surveyed every male friend and coworker on "have they pissed in the sink ever". And resoundingly, most said "no what the fuck dude" with a few deviant pissers who all were naturally over 180cm/6ft because your dick to sink height ratio seems ideal this way (thus Sseth has height doxxxed as Euro Jew Chad).

However, her boyfriend was a "grower" to the max in that he basically had nearly a micro penis soft but was 100% normal hard. He had a complex around this. So her running theory was Sink Pisssing is what dicklets did because aiming in the toilet with small meat could be more difficult and something something "can't sit down to pee". I tried to convince her dudes are just gross and will piss anywhere like dogs just because they can. But no. She is adamant the small flaccid penis is easier aimed at hip height into the sink.

Tl;dr- if a girl catches you/finds out about you pissing in the sink she will assume it is because of your small flaccid penis. And also she will tell all of her friends about it.
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It's not a bad thing, Sseth is right about it being the convincing height, I have personal experience on this since I was a kid, even if I don't do it all the time, & I'm in manlet territory so the sinks are just made like that to be used, it's utilitarian to pee there when you shave or use the mirror in general.

That said, peeing during the shower is objectively better. You already have a light fall of water raining on you through a stream onto to you, might as well have a stream coming from you. It's almost natural the more you think about it.
 
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I refuse to be held down by such authoritarian ideology, for there was a time where I had to share a bathroom (Due to living at a YMCA) with a Somalian within the first week of him moving in the bathroom was left in such filth, blood and hair from shaving on the floor and the razor left in the shower he didn't clean any of it and fuck cleaning up after a nigger, I happened more than once and was the catalyst to becoming racist, I would just use the one opposite my room most of the time but if I just needed to pee the sink in my room would be my go to it was perfect height. I would rather be laughed at then get nigger aids
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Acceptable choice tbh. Like I said I didn't fault her ex for piss bottles when he lived in a place that there was one bathroom and shower for all the male tenants.

Sink pissing is for the desparate. Times of war. For those who wish to survive aids and monkey pox. Not for those who are lazy or in a sensible living situation with a fiance and private toilet .

I've seen what men do to bathrooms. These crimes should have been banned in the Geneva convention. Did you know many PUBLIC women's restrooms have couches? Tufted chairs? Flowers? Expensive soaps? Fancy tables with tissues even? Ask yourself why you have been banned from such pleasure and then recall the men's bathrooms from your lifetime. This is your own punishment. Your own personal hell scape for crimes against toiletries and bathroom fixtures alike. All you can do is beg forgiveness and hope whatever woman lives with you will be kind enough to grant you leniency in tribunal should she catch your weiner in her sink.
 
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Meiwaku said:
Acceptable choice tbh. Like I said I didn't fault her ex for piss bottles when he lived in a place that there was one bathroom and shower for all the male tenants.

Sink pissing is for the desparate. Times of war. For those who wish to survive aids and monkey pox. Not for those who are lazy or in a sensible living situation with a fiance and private toilet .
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Or if you have a Haunted House besides the corner.
 
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Acceptable choice tbh. Like I said I didn't fault her ex for piss bottles when he lived in a place that there was one bathroom and shower for all the male tenants.

Sink pissing is for the desparate. Times of war. For those who wish to survive aids and monkey pox. Not for those who are lazy or in a sensible living situation with a fiance and private toilet .

I've seen what men do to bathrooms. These crimes should have been banned in the Geneva convention. Did you know many PUBLIC women's restrooms have couches? Tufted chairs? Flowers? Expensive soaps? Fancy tables with tissues even? Ask yourself why you have been banned from such pleasure and then recall the men's bathrooms from your lifetime. This is your own punishment. Your own personal hell scape for crimes against toiletries and bathroom fixtures alike. All you can do is beg forgiveness and hope whatever woman lives with you will be kind enough to grant you leniency in tribunal should she catch your weiner in her sink.
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I will raise you women's public bathrooms. Holy fucking shit what do you ladies do in there, you wanna talk war crimes, we had the special bins to put your used pads RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING TOILET! But apparently reaching 1 inch to your left was far too much of an effort for these ladies to do. Peeing in a sink is minuscule in comparison to the bombsite that is women's public toilets
 
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Spud said:
I will raise you women's public bathrooms. Holy fucking shit what do you ladies do in there, you wanna talk war crimes, we had the special bins to put your used pads RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING TOILET! But apparently reaching 1 inch to your left was far too much of an effort for these ladies to do. Peeing in a sink is minuscule in comparison to the bombsite that is women's public toilets
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Clogged toilets is the worst offense I've ever seen. Perhaps a discarded used diaper. This laziness or uncouth behavior. This is mild in comparison to the true malice of men's bathrooms.

I've seen shit on floors and in urinals in mens restrooms. I've see an entire eel put in a men's urinal. This is pure satanic. Pissing in the sink and urinal shitting is why God has abandoned his creations.

Sseth, my guy, you are one of the last men on earth I would disavow my ascended homosexuality for and have a hetero relationship with based on my sheer level of respect for your autistic power levels. I have been a fan since the early years of league and no scope corn shots.

The knowledge of your sink pissing made me have a re-evaluation of my beliefs. If Sseth is based but sink pissing is cringe, then what is the truth? Can both be true? Can I live in a world of paradox. Schrodinger's piss opinions? Can I live with knowing one if the last men on earth I would go bisexual/hetero for is a (((degenerate))) sink pisser? What exchanges or deals with Allah could be made to amend such wrongs? I already have to cope with you being Jewish. This is really a lot to take in.

Use a toilet.
 
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Meiwaku said:
I have to share on why I believe this fully. Now for a non-doxable story time:

My bestie was engaged to this dude who is for all intents and purposes probably on the same level as everyone here in terms of his levels of not being a normie. He had used bottles in the past when he lived in the shittiest apartment ever that had a shared bathroom between EVERY SINGLE male tenant so piss bottles were somewhat understandable giving the absolute state of things. In their nice apartment, she indeed walked in on him pissing in the sink one night and he had to brush it off like all men do this. She called bullshit.

As two women, we spent like a hour theory crafting on why the fuck would a dude piss in the sink and then painstakingly surveyed every male friend and coworker on "have they pissed in the sink ever". And resoundingly, most said "no what the fuck dude" with a few deviant pissers who all were naturally over 180cm/6ft because your dick to sink height ratio seems ideal this way (thus Sseth has height doxxxed as Euro Jew Chad).

However, her boyfriend was a "grower" to the max in that he basically had nearly a micro penis soft but was 100% normal hard. He had a complex around this. So her running theory was Sink Pisssing is what dicklets did because aiming in the toilet with small meat could be more difficult and something something "can't sit down to pee". I tried to convince her dudes are just gross and will piss anywhere like dogs just because they can. But no. She is adamant the small flaccid penis is easier aimed at hip height into the sink.

Tl;dr- if a girl catches you/finds out about you pissing in the sink she will assume it is because of your small flaccid penis. And also she will tell all of her friends about it.
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Why do you choose to focus on the sink pissing?
 
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Clogged toilets is the worst offense I've ever seen. Perhaps a discarded used diaper. This laziness or uncouth behavior. This is mild in comparison to the true malice of men's bathrooms.

I've seen shit on floors and in urinals in mens restrooms. I've see an entire eel put in a men's urinal. This is pure satanic. Pissing in the sink and urinal shitting is why God has abandoned his creations.

Sseth, my guy, you are one of the last men on earth I would disavow my ascended homosexuality for and have a hetero relationship with based on my sheer level of respect for your autistic power levels. I have been a fan since the early years of league and no scope corn shots.

The knowledge of your sink pissing made me have a re-evaluation of my beliefs. If Sseth is based but sink pissing is cringe, then what is the truth? Can both be true? Can I live in a world of paradox. Schrodinger's piss opinions? Can I live with knowing one if the last men on earth I would go bisexual/hetero for is a (((degenerate))) sink pisser? What exchanges or deals with Allah could be made to amend such wrongs? I already have to cope with you being Jewish. This is really a lot to take in.

Use a toilet.
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I've seen a post somewhere about a woman literally shitting eels on a porno on this very site. That shit is nothing compared to that.
 
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I've seen a post somewhere about a woman literally shitting eels on a porno on this very site. That shit is nothing compared to that.
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But this isn't a porno, it's rEEL life. Gross porn isn't the same as a daily habit or a solo troll.

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Why do you choose to focus on the sink pissing?
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This is just my personal autism and I am choosing to deploy it. I don't think Sseth has ever done anything else (that he's admitted to) that I couldn't blow off as lol irony or silly stuff. Once again refer to said story. I'm also tongue in cheek joking about this with my dramatization somewhat

I also think it's just because when you find out opposite sex does (thing) and it's not a one-off faggot doing it you have to deep think. I've had guys lose their minds over me telling them "yeah women actually do/don't do x" and then they ask other women and find out holy shit it's a thing. It's a whole awakening moment that changes your perception of 50% of the population.

It's like the difference between one lolcow doing something weird vs a whole community of it that one stumbles upon.
 
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Spud said:
I will raise you women's public bathrooms. Holy fucking shit what do you ladies do in there, you wanna talk war crimes, we had the special bins to put your used pads RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING TOILET! But apparently reaching 1 inch to your left was far too much of an effort for these ladies to do. Peeing in a sink is minuscule in comparison to the bombsite that is women's public toilets
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I hear about this a lot but as a woman who has been using public toilets for decades, I've never seen the fabled bloody murder scene in a woman's room. I've never seen sanitary products improperly disposed of, either. I feel left out.
 
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