SsethTzeentach - Hey hey people

That's Costin Alamariu, which according to rumours is some guy known as the 'Bronze Age Pervert', whatever that means.
You fucking buffoon, you absolute fucking moron that's not the real Seth
THIS is the real Seth
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Exactly. If you sink piss-ers are so concerned about wasting water, why not go for the cheapest and more natural option.
What if you don't live in or near a forest? What if you live in a densely populated urban area? If you do I'll give you a tip: in crowded areas you can roll up a newspaper and stealthily piss through it while pretending to admire the bushes.
 
Why not go professional and make some money off of it?

[Investigate Toilet]
Inside the toilet is a man's face in a black rubber mask staring up at you. The mask covers the walls of the toilet as well, there is no opening around him for your liquid to escape. His eyes look up at you with fear and his lips remained pursed. Soft whimpering fills the silence. Your bladder is full to bursting. Do you pee in the man toilet?
>>Let er' rip!
>>No! there has to be a sink around here [CON check]
 
Finally, some that can read filenames. His real name is Alec, I remember seeing saves on games he reviewed in that name and his earlier videos feature friends who refer to him such
Yeah, Sseth's real name is Alexander. I can't remember his surname but I remember seeing it and immediately realizing that Sseth was a Russian Jew living in Germany.
 
Good morning, we are from Ukraine.
With this tweet we want to announce that we are terminating our cooperation with SsethTzeentach due to incompatible differences of political views: in personal correspondence it turned out that he supports Russia.
This does not mean that we stop working 👇
some guys that provide translated subtitles. funny.
 
What if you don't live in or near a forest? What if you live in a densely populated urban area? If you do I'll give you a tip: in crowded areas you can roll up a newspaper and stealthily piss through it while pretending to admire the bushes.
Right, these snobbish forest dwellers can just walk out their back doors and pee wherever they please. They haven't even considered that not everyone is so privileged. If you get caught peeing in your sink, well, tbh your loved ones probably know you well enough by now to not really be that surprised. You get caught exposing yourself in the back yard where the children and womenfolk can see you, that's a bit of a different story. Unfortunately the archaic legal system has yet to come around to the psychological and environmental benefits of urinating in exotic locations.
 
See, this is why we need men like Seth. We need leaders who are willing to unify the people.

I mean, honestly though, you piss like a half cup and most lowflow toilets use 1.6 gallons per flush. No honest man is going to be able to sleep knowing they're allowing that kind of waste. If you piss maybe 5 times a day (which is definitely going to happen if you drink at all), we're talking about 2.8k gallons of water saved a year.

Seth's most recent video has 1.5 million views. That means if perhaps .1% of his audience was like "I'd never considered peeing in sinks before, I should give that a try", that would be 15,000 people, meaning he alone could be responsible for saving as much as 42 million gallons of water a year.

From this evidence surely it is unable to be argued that this man is not a hero.

Plus it'll be hilarious a few years from now when women collectively go "Wait a second, have guys been using sinks as urinals this entire time?". They'll never see it coming.
>Plagiarized half his content
>Bought porn commissions to become 'based' and lead people off the trail
So that makes Sseth and Vaati both being considered great content creators despite stealing with as many limbs as able. Yeah, we need more copy-paste Ledditers.
 
>Plagiarized half his content
>Bought porn commissions to become 'based' and lead people off the trail
So that makes Sseth and Vaati both being considered great content creators despite stealing with as many limbs as able. Yeah, we need more copy-paste Ledditers.
Who has Sseth plagiarized from?

When did Vaati buy porn commissions?

There's some big differences in the way they respectively carried themselves. Vaati verbatim copied people loresperging on /v/, which was acceptable initially, but he started sucking his head up into his own ass and carrying himself as being more important than he really was on top of being just as creatively bankrupt as ever. To put it another way, Vaati let himself become too big for his britches.

Sseth... has more or less stayed the same as he ever was, even with his success. Maybe if he started sanitizing his content and divorcing himself from his internet shitposter roots while also cutting deals to raise his viewership, on top of acting like a self-important shitter, there'd be more cause for concern, but, as it is, Sseth has remained fairly true thus far.

Vaati saw what he was doing was working and decided to play the analytics. Sseth has and continues to kind of just do whatever the fuck he wants.
 
>Plagiarized half his content
>Bought porn commissions to become 'based' and lead people off the trail
So that makes Sseth and Vaati both being considered great content creators despite stealing with as many limbs as able. Yeah, we need more copy-paste Ledditers.
Caring about other sites stealing your sweet memes and greentexts is just about the most pathetic thing possible.
 
Exactly. If you sink piss-ers are so concerned about wasting water, why not go for the cheapest and more natural option.
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I feel like there's only one option that is easily accessible to every man no matter where you live. you can deposit your pee here once allegedly before it comes toxic.
 
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