Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

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I see this chick Sasha Rosser on the front page of Reddit every day and I always suspect she pays for bots to get there. She's ridiculously unfunny and can't handle criticism.

Twitter and Reddit is @POOPSCRUFFIN4U (So edgy and hilarious!)
Based on those images alone I don't think it's bots. (Everything on Reddit is bots but I mean more than usual.) It's just the sort of bland humor you'd find in a newspaper comic that doesn't even make you smile, it just makes you go "that's humor" for a second and move on. Redditors eat that shit up because they're the lowest common denominator.
 
Most won’t know him outside of England but does Comedian Roy ‘Chubby Arse’ Brown count? He’s a famously profound and rude English comedian who specialises in crude, and offensive humour, specifically sexual related and lots of sexism and jokes about dicks and tits mainly. He’s personally very hit or miss for me and many people absolutely despise him and his type of comedy but he definitely has his audience.Mainly wife beaters and working class northerners fro Blackpool though.

But he’s a cow because of how famously he’s actually a massive asshole and profound narcissistic in his work and even behind the camera, he’s known for never being able to take criticism on any act and things he’s the friggin best comedian to ever grace UK tv simply for swearing like a Tourette’s syndrome patient on strong crack and joking about dicks, tits and asses constantly. He has had seven children from 3 different wives, is a raging alcoholic and womaniser, is generally an all round massive antisocial fat douchebag and once dragged a guy from his chair beat the shit out of some guy with a golf umbrella in Blackpool in 2003 for simply ‘disturbing him with his language’ The guys a fucking whack job.





Some of the fat cunts comedy.
 
from what i remember listening to podcasts she was on pre-fame, she's MADtv funny but not SNL funny. Like she truely would shine doing racist sterotypes for jokes, the mexican Debra Wilson. she's also pretty hot. If GAS Digital ever got the chance to do a sketch show she should hop on. (of course i felt the same way about Trevor Noah's pre america stuff.)
Hey now, Debra Wilson was and is severity underrated. Her Whitney and Oprah impressions were based af
 
So, here's a compilation of 4chan posts detailing what exactly happened with Bill Burr:
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This is the biggest bucket of bull shit ever. Just because people thought Bill Burr was this uber-based "anti-feminist" woman-hating guy on stage with a shitbull they assumed "Wow he's just like me" but then they soon came to realize he was just a funny ginger with a temper after he married a black woman who looks like joker Michelle Obama. The hate he's getting from /b/ is entirely founded on the fact the person he married and had a kid with was a black lady and the speculation that the kids not his because "well look at du skin, it ain't mulato nuff 4 me." is basically baseless. I mean be free to prove me wrong. Honestly, it would be more entertaining if it was but that's just not the case.
And the whole movie thing is the most retarded leap of reality I've seen. Ya its shit but its a movie. Actors play roles in movies. And sometimes actors act like they are married, and to show that they kiss or do the sex stuff(but not really, again, its just acting).
I know this is kiwifarms but come on, you're hating on a guy because he decided to marry a black person and trying to frame him as some soylent sucking sub who USED to be based and redpilled but is now a slave to the Woke crowd which can't be further from the truth.

Edit: Id like to add the name Zoe Lister-Jones. She made this stupid movie last year called How it Ends. This combination of pretentious and stupid can only be found in LA.
 
It's just a compilation of 4chan posts. I have no idea how much of it is actually true, but it's a good explanation for why he is the way he is, and why we never see his daughter.
We probably never see the daughter because hed probably like to keep his private life private. But I'm also going by what I've seen and done on /b/ and /tv/ myself when it comes to Bill Burr. Its mostly about how he married a black lady which = "white genocide" and is a cuck because a movie exists with actors playing roles in it.
 
David Cross certainly of the last few years. Fancies himself another George Carlin, is in effect Twitter: The Stand-Up.
you can tell he's using his jew powers for all they're worth, literally all of his groomsmen are being investigated by the FBI for domestic terrorism and not one person on twitter or reddit shits on him for that. He has more far-right friends than Donald Trump but instead of getting the Brock Turner treatment he instead is still extremely well liked, at least his wife has to constantly defend marrying him, but he 100% should have the same shit public imagine as Richard Spenser does online.

Even Patton Oswalt has had to apologize for being friends with fucking David Chapelle, the FBI has multiple sets of David Cross's wedding photos and he hasn't had to apologize once. Patton took a picture with this generation's favorite black comedian and had to apologize. How have all of us collectively allowed that?
Whitney Cummings is also pure lolcow material


Maybe its because my mom worked at Promises and was allowed to take me to work back when i was a cute young kid, but i love these types, Whitney is in full sad crazy bitch mode. i remember the top comment on the reddit episode with her and Anne Lederman, "these two look like the moms that have sex with their teenage daughter's boyfriend" and its true. She is in another category of crazy.

She is never going to have kids, because she has a uterus she won't marry below her station, but because she is at the top of her game, there is only a handful of single men she could date and she already rejected all of them. So mentally she's like if a man was the last person on earth. She's getting over obsessed with animals and ranting all the time. Shes like Ben Gunn in Treasure island, crazy from isolation. its especially apt because he's still acting batshit despite being back among the humans

Honestly shes funnier now than she's ever been because she basically gave up trying to be normal. she's given into the crazy. Its like if Tom Hanks character in castaway still acted like he did even back home. Like she's the type of bitch that demands we follow the exact rules of monopoly and that people that do free parking shit are why she was raped as a child and seeked solace in pills, she's the sort that if you went in for a kiss at an inappropriate time she'd just say "no thank you not right now" instead of freaking out.
Based on those images alone I don't think it's bots. (Everything on Reddit is bots but I mean more than usual.) It's just the sort of bland humor you'd find in a newspaper comic that doesn't even make you smile, it just makes you go "that's humor" for a second and move on. Redditors eat that shit up because they're the lowest common denominator.
i agree the jokes are very reddit but are the sort you'd only see an open micer from the 2000s do. i could see those working for most reddit types. they're very much what white people enjoy, they're way too wordy for her to have real success anywhere but reddit though.
 
His stand up isn't very funny but he's a great actor/performer. Loves golf. Not much else I know about him.

Ari Shaffir might be a lolcow. The last time I heard about him, he was getting cancelled for a bad tweet.
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He still made some funny videos back in the day.

The Amazing Racist (Four Episodes)​


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jim Breuer seems to be a lolcow spiraling into irrelevancy. He has resorted to begging for donations on patreon and he gets less money than most youtube channels. If he was doing funny stand up, it would be a shame but I couldn't find any.
You should have seen what he said after mitzi shore, a woman he was very close to died, while Pauly was his land lord.


I'm not sure if anyone has posted or if he's even quite there yet but Dalton Pruit. Skitzo paranoia, only ever banged a hooker, deformed feet, goes around trying to solve the mystery of someone going around changing NYC to be slightly more and more inconvenient ]
 
Seconding Sarah Silverman here, she used to do gross edgy humor and got away with saying Nigger on TV in her show (which is funny due to how she is now) but then flipped into woke shit and still being gross.

Joe Rogan is also is not funny and is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
Will we ever see comedians being edgy again doing race and sexuality jokes? Or is woke culture going to be the norm for another decade?
There are still tons of edgy comedians out there. They're just not being promoted by mainstream media, which you shouldn't give a single fuck about anyways. There's still a giant market for "edgy" comedy, just look at the massive popularity of Cumtown and Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast. They are some of the top earners on all of Patreon.
 
Ari also created This Is Not Happening for Comedy Central. He ran it for three seasons before they replaced him. I guess all you need to get into showbiz is a fucking bar mitzvah.
This is not happening gave us Henry Rollins talking about a horrible drug trip. The Henry Rollins segment was the best thing to come out of comedy central in years.
 
Most won’t know him outside of England but does Comedian Roy ‘Chubby Arse’ Brown count? He’s a famously profound and rude English comedian who specialises in crude, and offensive humour, specifically sexual related and lots of sexism and jokes about dicks and tits mainly. He’s personally very hit or miss for me and many people absolutely despise him and his type of comedy but he definitely has his audience.Mainly wife beaters and working class northerners fro Blackpool though.

But he’s a cow because of how famously he’s actually a massive asshole and profound narcissistic in his work and even behind the camera, he’s known for never being able to take criticism on any act and things he’s the friggin best comedian to ever grace UK tv simply for swearing like a Tourette’s syndrome patient on strong crack and joking about dicks, tits and asses constantly. He has had seven children from 3 different wives, is a raging alcoholic and womaniser, is generally an all round massive antisocial fat douchebag and once dragged a guy from his chair beat the shit out of some guy with a golf umbrella in Blackpool in 2003 for simply ‘disturbing him with his language’ The guys a fucking whack job.





Some of the fat cunts comedy.

Oooo I forgot about this cunt, a lot of his "jokes" are just dated, like really really dated and don't make any sense to anyone born after 1970, that's why he's been relegated to the Blackpool Circuit and is even diminishing in that circle because well Blackpool isn't known as a hot spot for comedy or well anyone with a IQ above 60 that isn't a baghead.

There was a rumour about him getting into a drunken fight inside a Harry Ramsdons I heard where he got his shit pushed back in, I have no idea how true it is but if there was anyone going to get into a drunken brawl in a old SeaSide establishment like that it would be Roy Chubby Brown.
 
Oooo I forgot about this cunt, a lot of his "jokes" are just dated, like really really dated and don't make any sense to anyone born after 1970, that's why he's been relegated to the Blackpool Circuit and is even diminishing in that circle because well Blackpool isn't known as a hot spot for comedy or well anyone with a IQ above 60 that isn't a baghead.

There was a rumour about him getting into a drunken fight inside a Harry Ramsdons I heard where he got his shit pushed back in, I have no idea how true it is but if there was anyone going to get into a drunken brawl in a old SeaSide establishment like that it would be Roy Chubby Brown.
https://www.roychubbybrown.biz/events/
https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/blackpoolpiers

That Katie Hopkins show is never promoted at all in Blackpool.
 
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At least they got the name right. :D
 
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