Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

[Akashic Retard]

Mark Random

Dudes too weird for even zak amico

Random is probably the only guy that will be posted in here worthy of his own thread, it's just that nobody has ever heard of him.

 

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As i was saying stand up comedy was always about the same dogshit being an e-celeb is about only now we don't need clubs because you can just see that funny guy's tweets instead. Its also why guys who couldn't hack it as stand ups are making more money now than they would starring on some NBC sitcom. You think the Tonight Show would allow Dave Smith to chant "white power" to his thousands of fans before introducing tonight's guests Ryan Dawson and Joshua Moon?

Luis is the one who does the white power chants to warm up the crowds for LOS, get it right. And Before anyone Judges he's puerto rican and co-hosts are jews it's just a catchy chant in the moment. Dave probably would have on jersh and has has on dawson.

all the bullshit people mythologize stand up for is much truer on say kiwifarms or most other websites than stand up comedy. honestly stand up in reality is worse than fucking reddit, between lack of time and the obnoxious "don't harass each other" mafia esque code the entire medium is dogshit. but the worst part is it was always that way, even way back in the days of lenny bruce and if we're being honest it was probably that way back when it was in saloons and circus acts too. "you can mock any race you want but if you bring up Allan Konigsburg trying to fuck little girls you're out of here mister" fuck that. stand up is bullshit just like most other comedy. if you wanted to be a famous comedian you didn't have to be funny you just had to know how to make old jewish ladies cum.

chill out dude. stand ups fun.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Luis is the one who does the white power chants to warm up the crowds for LOS, get it right. And Before anyone Judges he's puerto rican and co-hosts are jews it's just a catchy chant in the moment. Dave probably would have on jersh and has has on dawson.

chill out dude. stand ups fun.

Now post Ari's time from the roast of Luis J Gomez that they supposedly had to edit out. Anybody know anything about that?

 

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Now post Ari's time from the roast of Luis J Gomez that they supposedly had to edit out. Anybody know anything about that?

Back on topic though Random is pretty prime lolcow material but is he the type to come on the site and fag up his thread

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Luis is the one who does the white power chants to warm up the crowds for LOS, get it right. And Before anyone Judges he's puerto rican and co-hosts are jews it's just a catchy chant in the moment. Dave probably would have on jersh and has has on dawson.

chill out dude. stand ups fun.

thats what i'm saying Gomez is a podcaster, if he had to rely on his stand up to get booked he would still be struggling. its like thinking Madonna is a stand up because she too forces people who like her for X to watch her do stand up, or saying Celine Dion is a rapper because she raps sometimes but is mainly known for her singing.

also thanks for explaining the joke you dumb faggot, we both know you'd get your ass kicked if you tried that at a club. "actually folks him humping a stool is meant to represent him being a dumb nigger ape so you should be laughing"

 

[Akashic Retard]

thats what i'm saying Gomez is a podcaster, if he had to rely on his stand up to get booked he would still be struggling. its like thinking Madonna is a stand up because she too forces people who like her for X to watch her do stand up, or saying Celine Dion is a rapper because she raps sometimes but is mainly known for her singing.

also thanks for explaining the joke you dumb faggot, we both know you'd get your ass kicked if you tried that at a club. "actually folks him humping a stool is meant to represent him being a dumb nigger ape so you should be laughing"

Comedians dont have to do stand up to be successful anymore, see Nick Mullen. Is it really such a big loss? Also you need to calm down.

 

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thats what i'm saying Gomez is a podcaster, if he had to rely on his stand up to get booked he would still be struggling. its like thinking Madonna is a stand up because she too forces people who like her for X to watch her do stand up, or saying Celine Dion is a rapper because she raps sometimes but is mainly known for her singing.

also thanks for explaining the joke you dumb faggot, we both know you'd get your ass kicked if you tried that at a club. "actually folks him humping a stool is meant to represent him being a dumb nigger ape so you should be laughing"

Gomez is a leach off one way more successful comedian and one libertarian sperg. RAP without zak sucks. No problem cocksucker, and you might. depends on the room and how you deliver. you miss your smoke break or something?

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Comedians dont have to do stand up to be successful anymore, see Nick Mullen. Is it really such a big loss? Also you need to calm down.

do you not read my insane rants? stand up is dogshit.

Gomez is a leach off one way more successful comedian and one libertarian sperg. RAP without zak sucks. No problem cocksucker, and you might. depends on the room and how you deliver. you miss your smoke break or something?

i've been nothing but nice this entire thread why are people being so mean to me? everyone here is on the same page (I'm right about everything) so let's just move on.

Back on topic though Random is pretty prime lolcow material but is he the type to come on the site and fag up his thread

that was terrible, i was expecting something beyond hilarious, Null literally had a funnier roast performance. The only good part about Kim Congdon is that she looks enough like Vienna Black that you can jerk off to her and imagine she's cucking luis. she also proves you can be 40+ as a rican and still not hit the wall.

i haven't watched the rest of the gomez roast but if thats what they cut out then what they left in must have been awful, the best part of the Big Jay roast was mocking Cumia for bombing.

 

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do you not read my insane rants? stand up is dogshit.

i've been nothing but nice this entire thread why are people being so mean to me? everyone here is on the same page (I'm right about everything) so let's just move on.


that was terrible, i was expecting something beyond hilarious, Null literally had a funnier roast performance. The only good part about Kim Congdon is that she looks enough like Vienna Black that you can jerk off to her and imagine she's cucking luis. she also proves you can be 40+ as a rican and still not hit the wall.

i haven't watched the rest of the gomez roast but if thats what they cut out then what they left in must have been awful, the best part of the Big Jay roast was mocking Cumia for bombing.

I was kinda hoping you'd get the meta bit and do the Michael Richards schtick. Tbf he was higher than fuck there, gillis was good on it. Dude watching tony two shirts turn into a pissy eyed faggot realizing he was bombing with jokes on a guy who no showed was aces.

Dude if you like chunky Latinas with petrie dish pussy that's on you but i don't need to here you do full Flores picturing him eating the cookie after.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Dude if you like chunky Latinas with petrie dish pussy

 

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[Akashic Retard]

do you not read my insane rants?

I skim them

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If you want to truly judge Kim Kong, you have to look at her from the side. Still has rocking tits and probably the most funny female in the skanks extended universe.

A few years ago she thought it would be funny to put a picture of her tits on a t shirt.

Spoiler: slightly NSFW

 

[Kramer on the phone]

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she's in the middle of speaking of course it looks bad. Does she explain why she has Majoria's Mask on her fucking wall? thats the craziest thing i've seen. I don't even think girls knew about that.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

If you want to see real comedy lolcows you should definitely check out your local comedy scene. I guarantee they will be 10x worse than anyone who has achieved any sort of recognition and because they're so desperate they'll pretty much accept you onto any social media where they'll post absolutely everything about their lives.

Horrible comedy, yet at the same time a barrel of laughs.

 

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she's in the middle of speaking of course it looks bad. Does she explain why she has Majoria's Mask on her fucking wall? thats the craziest thing i've seen. I don't even think girls knew about that.

getting in on the ground floor of a new gunt to guard is a bold strat. also 50/50 she knows thats what it is and not just some tribal mask

If you want to truly judge Kim Kong, you have to look at her from the side. Still has rocking tits and probably the most funny female in the skanks extended universe.

depends if you laugh with or at. Chrissie Mayr is a full lolcow q adjacent failing comedienne and just shy of a full break down.

If you want to see real comedy lolcows you should definitely check out your local comedy scene. I guarantee they will be 10x worse than anyone who has achieved any sort of recognition and because they're so desperate they'll pretty much accept you onto any social media where they'll post absolutely everything about their lives.

Horrible comedy, yet at the same time a barrel of laughs.

I have, and let me tell you Mark Random is a special kind of special in this regard. he's exceptional by NY/NJ/PHILLY open mic standards.

 

[Caesare]

Oswalt singing a love song to Felicia Day in the Netflix MST3K reboot is the apex of Millenial comedy. Not that it's the least bit funny, but it truly belongs to anyone who found Revenge of the Nerds emotionally rewarding.

I'm probably one of the biggest mystery science fans ever, but watching that reboot for the first time on Netflix so thoroughly turned me off in about 15 mins, that I've never watched another minute of it again. It was so below average in every way. I was skeptical about a reboot, but I was a bit optimistic, thinking it could be halfway decent. After all, it's about the jokes, not the cutscenes (though the old show had some pretty hilarious cutscenes once in awhile). But, it just did not click with me at all. I wish they never decided to reboot the series in the first place.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

If you want to see real comedy lolcows you should definitely check out your local comedy scene. I guarantee they will be 10x worse than anyone who has achieved any sort of recognition and because they're so desperate they'll pretty much accept you onto any social media where they'll post absolutely everything about their lives.

Horrible comedy, yet at the same time a barrel of laughs.

thats true. James Fritz has been doing comedy for 20+ years and he can't even get a like on his tweets. I'm not even a comic and have a better social media presence,

getting in on the ground floor of a new gunt to guard is a bold strat. also 50/50 she knows thats what it is and not just some tribal mask


depends if you laugh with or at. Chrissie Mayr is a full lolcow q adjacent failing comedienne and just shy of a full break down.

I have, and let me tell you Mark Random is a special kind of special in this regard. he's exceptional by NY/NJ/PHILLY open mic standards.

I got some nice Chrissie pics as well, Rebecca Trent too. Skanks fans love fappin to the ladies in their universe.

like i said somewhere on this site, women comedians are better off being strippers in some midwest town instead, if Chrissie was 2 decades younger and didn't want to disappoint her parents who are dying in some retirement home she would have done it by now, she has enough stripper friends. its too bad she's gotten so famous (relatively) for her Q stuff. pandering to Q probably fucked her in some ways, but overall shes doing better than she was 5 years ago, pre-podcasts she was barely an open micer with a weird amount of perversion and sex jokes even for a woman comedian.

I will say Random is amazing just for being the only comedian to call out Judd Apatow and other famous comics for being dogshit. Trevor Noah straight up said any comedian that performs at the Stand is a nazi, and every NYC comedian that performed at the Stand just let him do it. they allowed the Creek&Cave to get destroyed by bad press too. Random has done more for the comedy community than anyone the past decade, and he's just an open micer.
we all do.

 

[Two Loops]

He's already been mentioned in this thread but I just want to reiterate Frankie Boyle. While he isn't really that much of a lolcow, he is definitely on the edge, as like most comedians, his hypocrisy, smugness and (socially acceptable) edginess shows that his cool stage persona isn't just a persona, and he is as much of a twat as he seems. He's very much part of the media backed group of British neolib comedians and celebrities that make their beliefs, and the people that hold them, sound and feel much smarter than they are by being snarky and smug.

Another is Nish Kumar, chosen because of that one time where he got booed off stage at a charity event by being unfunny. He shows how these kinds of people react when they suddenly realise that not everyone either holds their views or is too afraid to say otherwise.

 

[Brahma]

Owen Benjamin?

Has a thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/owen-benjamin-smith-big-bear.63152/

and a porsalin doc

Smarter Than The Average Bear | An Owen Benjamin Documentary

www.youtube.com

Personal highlights was the time he got took an edible got all fucked up and noped out of Joey Diaz' podcast. Oh, and the whole "unbearables" crowd on twitter etc. And being a flat earther.

His wife is/was a cutie patootie spinner. Haven't seen any recent pics though.

Now I'm wondering how Gavin is doing. He changed the name of his site a couple times.

He's on Spotify etc with a regular podcast so he must be doing ok. Amusingly I'm pretty sure his JRE appearances are unavailable but his own podcast is A-OK.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

And thats mainly because people laugh because they like the comedian and the jokes fit a rhythm, its why early on stand ups had writers, you might not be able to win a crowd with your joke but Robin Williams could. Its also why Patrice is the rorschach of comedy. he was the only one on the planet who's integrity overrid their common sense and led to him doing the taboo shit everyone wants to do but won't. Namely calling out comedians for their hack material, he burned every bridge and despite every chance given he never sold out. Bill Burr might be the comedian but Patrice is the guy truely inspiring people way after he died.

It's kind of odd that standup comedy started to suck around the time Patrice O'Neil died. Coincidence?