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like i said somewhere on this site, women comedians are better off being strippers in some midwest town instead, if Chrissie was 2 decades younger and didn't want to disappoint her parents who are dying in some retirement home she would have done it by now, she has enough stripper friends. its too bad she's gotten so famous (relatively) for her Q stuff. pandering to Q probably fucked her in some ways, but overall shes doing better than she was 5 years ago, pre-podcasts she was barely an open micer with a weird amount of perversion and sex jokes even for a woman comedian.
She came out of the Cumia network, her mainstream career prospects were already fucked but being at the boomer uprising livestreaming was just perfect. Her stand up is ehhhh but her trying to figure out what to do on camera when not talking is priceless.
I will say Random is amazing just for being the only comedian to call out Judd Apatow and other famous comics for being dogshit. Trevor Noah straight up said any comedian that performs at the Stand is a nazi, and every NYC comedian that performed at the Stand just let him do it. they allowed the Creek&Cave to get destroyed by bad press too. Random has done more for the comedy community than anyone the past decade, and he's just an open micer.
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He's the sperg we needed not the one we deserved. the creek was cool but more mold than building. He is a 30 yo cutter who rap battles rabbis in the park about the holocaust being fake
 
Someone will have already said it but Frankie Boyle, he made his name by pretending to be the edgeyest fucker the BBC would acknowledge and then when he got into some warm water for being edgy he backed down and toed the line and only got edgy towards acceptable targets.

I want to say Russel Brand but that would imply that he was funny at one point and he wasnt, he was just a upper class tit who dressed right and acted like a open degenerate and spewed shit.
 
Mulaney cheating on his jew wife is the funniest thing he's ever done. I'm honestly still legit surprised he just got away with that, he must have found out her grandparents were capos at Auschwitz or something because it hasn't affected him in the slightest. OJ simpson just killed a jew busboy and he never got to live it down, this fucker led on a jewish woman for a decade divorced her and knocked up the hot slut from g4 and his career is still flying high.

Mulaney should be co-hosting compound media with Cumia right now, everything i know about jews tells me this, yet he completely got away with it. even Louis CK can't appear on a camera anymore, and he just fapped. Mulaney is still getting roles and jobs and tons of other bullshit. its crazy.
You left out that John was on a massive cocaine binge when he ditched his neurotic jewish wife which makes the whole thing even funnier. I've wondered about how he got away with it too so I did some digging when I heard he upgraded to Olivia Munn, put 2 and 2 together and figured the jews who like Mulaney are higher tier than any who would back Anna Tendler.

Based on his jokes about her she sounds like a pain in the ass with a tendency to go full Karen at the slightest inconvenience. She also might have burned a few too many bridges for anyone outside of her online fans (yes, she actually has rabid dingbat fans) to give a shit about John ditching her. One other thing that might have something to do with how John got away with it is Anna accusing Ben Affleck of groping her in order to get some me too attention.
 
You left out that John was on a massive cocaine binge when he ditched his neurotic jewish wife which makes the whole thing even funnier. I've wondered about how he got away with it too so I did some digging when I heard he upgraded to Olivia Munn, put 2 and 2 together and figured the jews who like Mulaney are higher tier than any who would back Anna Tendler.

Based on his jokes about her she sounds like a pain in the ass with a tendency to go full Karen at the slightest inconvenience. She also might have burned a few too many bridges for anyone outside of her online fans (yes, she actually has rabid dingbat fans) to give a shit about John ditching her. One other thing that might have something to do with how John got away with it is Anna accusing Ben Affleck of groping her in order to get some me too attention.
maybe its some ancient part of my brain, remembering my familys noble bank owning victorian era highs, but Anna is S-Tier amazing, a real life princess fit for only the most gallant of paladins, which is probably why Mulaney's entire schtick was him not being good enough and how his wife is too amazing for him. MeTooing a guy who 100% has gotten away with being the boston Ethan Ralph for so long shouldn't use up all your jew powers. especially when Ben has been on a massive downswing popularity wise, he admitted he's going to be a straight-to-netflix man from here on out, he's going to be fighting Brendan Schuab for roles pretty soon. For fucks sake he even admitted the studios forced him out of the lead role in a film he fucking wrote, which also was the biggest box office bomb of the year. him being forced to do kevin smith films for the rest of his life is getting more likely by the year.

Plus i don't feel like Anna has had the opportunity to burn bridges, she's not a podcaster, she doesn't whine on social media, all she does is create art, meanwhile John couldn't even get his best friend to lie on television about supporting him. Anna Marie Tendler is 100% the victim and Mulaney doesn't deserve whatever chances he gets from here on out, and honestly i hope Munn ends up fucking him over somehow. Imagine her forcing him to do a couples podcast and then boom, he's trying to fit in with Whitney Cummings and Theovon.
 
maybe its some ancient part of my brain, remembering my familys noble bank owning victorian era highs, but Anna is S-Tier amazing, a real life princess fit for only the most gallant of paladins, which is probably why Mulaney's entire schtick was him not being good enough and how his wife is too amazing for him. MeTooing a guy who 100% has gotten away with being the boston Ethan Ralph for so long shouldn't use up all your jew powers. especially when Ben has been on a massive downswing popularity wise, he admitted he's going to be a straight-to-netflix man from here on out, he's going to be fighting Brendan Schuab for roles pretty soon. For fucks sake he even admitted the studios forced him out of the lead role in a film he fucking wrote, which also was the biggest box office bomb of the year. him being forced to do kevin smith films for the rest of his life is getting more likely by the year.

Plus i don't feel like Anna has had the opportunity to burn bridges, she's not a podcaster, she doesn't whine on social media, all she does is create art, meanwhile John couldn't even get his best friend to lie on television about supporting him. Anna Marie Tendler is 100% the victim and Mulaney doesn't deserve whatever chances he gets from here on out, and honestly i hope Munn ends up fucking him over somehow. Imagine her forcing him to do a couples podcast and then boom, he's trying to fit in with Whitney Cummings and Theovon.
I still think she's full of shit and I don't get people who simp for her. I've seen enough friends married to shrill termagants that put on the whole "oh, she's so perfect, I don't deserve her" public face to think that she might be like that too. As for the me too thing, the way she did it really came across as attention seeking behavior rather than trying to expose an abuser.

While it's entirely possible Mulaney is an asshole who went on a coke binge, left his wife, hooked up with an actress after rehab, and that nothing his wife did had any effect on any of that, I have trouble believing it was all him in this case. There are too many red flags for me to say it was all John and Anna did no wrong. But hey, she's single now, so maybe she'll read your gallant defense of her and want to sit on your face.

All that being said, the cynical part of me hopes that Mulaney really is just a piece of garbage and proceeds to continue down a trail of self immolation that would shame Ethan Ralph. Because that shit would be hilarious.
 
Jon Lovitz is a national treasure.
His stand up isn't very funny but he's a great actor/performer. Loves golf. Not much else I know about him.

Ari Shaffir might be a lolcow. The last time I heard about him, he was getting cancelled for a bad tweet.
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He still made some funny videos back in the day.

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jim Breuer seems to be a lolcow spiraling into irrelevancy. He has resorted to begging for donations on patreon and he gets less money than most youtube channels. If he was doing funny stand up, it would be a shame but I couldn't find any.
 
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Jon Lovitz is a national treasure.
speaking of which

I saw Lovitz do stand up a few years back, dude killed it. He's still unPC

His stand up isn't very funny but he's a great actor/performer. Loves golf. Not much else I know about him.

Ari Shaffir might be a lolcow. The last time I heard about him, he was getting cancelled for a bad tweet.
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He still made some funny videos back in the day.

The Amazing Racist (Four Episodes)​


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jim Breuer seems to be a lolcow spiraling into irrelevancy. He has resorted to begging for donations on patreon and he gets less money than most youtube channels. If he was doing funny stand up, it would be a shame but I couldn't find any.
Ari might be the least funny person ever. He cowrote InAPPropriate Comedy which is my contender for worst comedy ever made.


 
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I see this chick Sasha Rosser on the front page of Reddit every day and I always suspect she pays for bots to get there. She's ridiculously unfunny and can't handle criticism.

Twitter and Reddit is @POOPSCRUFFIN4U (So edgy and hilarious!)
 
I don't know if he's really a lolcow, but it's sad how much of a fag Bill Burr has turned into over the years. It causes me to roll my eyes every time people try to act like he's so edgy or "too much for the mainstream to handle" or something. I gave up listening to his podcast because it was just him going "Ehhhhhhhhhhh what do I know, I'm just some old white guy" or being emasculated by his idiot wife and her #yaaaasqueen and race based bitchiness while increasingly giving half assed political takes based on Twitter headlines and his aforementioned defensive back of a wife.
So, here's a compilation of 4chan posts detailing what exactly happened with Bill Burr:
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So, here's a compilation of 4chan posts detailing what exactly happened with Bill Burr:
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Damn, I never understood why Bill stayed with Nia before she got pregnant but their relationship is even worse than I thought. I also watched that movie they mentioned, it's pretty horrible.

Here's a link in case anyone wants to watch Bill Burr's wife "act" with the guy she probably cheated on him with.
 
Most of the SNL cast, especially a few of the current members such as:

Melissa Villasenor - whines on Twitter about not being featured in sketches, but when given the chance she fucks up live.

Chloe Fineman - scientologist

Aidy Bryant - basically if FoodieBeauty had been able to keep her shit together (and her teeth in her mouth) long enough to get some legitimate fame.
Melissa is cute AF but you can immediately tell she's not funny. She does a decent impression of Gwen Stefani and Owen Wilson, but that's literally all she can do, and when you see her in a sketch she just sits in the background and is lucky to even get a line.
 
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