Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

Uncle Roger is definitely milking it at this stage. Last I saw the dude was critiquing a guy cooking Indian food. What, are you the moral arbiter of all Asian food now? Whether or not an Indian meal is cooked well is decided now by a diaspora Malay?

Back on topic, I wouldn't call Stewart Lee a lolcow but he's an obnoxious self-absorbed prick and is an inspiration for many of this current generation of lolcow comics.
I remember him, there was a minor controversy last year where he apologised for doing a video with a guy who was critical of China lol
 
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When I saw MadTv I thought you were talking about Anjelah Johnson.

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She was the Melissa Villaseñor of the late '00s. Super cute, and she gets points for trying, but I'd rather be beaten than watch her do comedy.
Hard agree with this, her stand up is terrible. I'm not sure she's a lolcow but she definitely isn't a good comedian.
What about Lisa Lampanelli?

To be fair she was always great at the roasts, but her stand up was basically just:

"Hey guys... Nigger." *thunderous laughter and applause*

It was basically just her artlessly reading from the "Ethnic Jokes" section of a Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Jokes book. The humorless yang to Hannah Gadsby's humorless yin.

Now it looks like she lost a bunch of weight and has been riding that as a career for the last decade, calling herself the "former queen of mean." I guess I don't blame her since the writing was on the wall for her kind of humor and she would absolutely not get booked for shows at most places anymore, and certainly not Comedy Central spots. Though I'd say the only thing keeping her from getting cancelled now is the fact that nobody cares about her anymore and that she looks like a blue haired diesel dyke, so it's like camouflage and nobody is the wiser.
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As with Johnson, I'm not sure she's a lolcow but she is horribly overrated.
Sarah Silverman is just "there" in so many different shows. I remember Comedy Central pushing the hell out of her, playing her comedy specials all the time and promoting her TV show incessantly. Plus, every time someone online mentions liking her, they never elaborate or point out anything specifically funny that she did. She must have very powerful connections.
Beyond being cute in the early 2000s I never saw the appeal of Sarah Silverman. All of her specials were garbage.
 
The original comedy troon, Ray "Rae" Bourbon. Active in the 30s, 40s, and 50s, he was arrested frequently for impersonating a woman, and eventually he was convicted of accomplice to murder and died in jail. At one point he claimed to have had a sex change operation ("for the change I went south of the border, it took just days to pack, I arrived with a lot of excess baggage but I had a lot less coming back") but this is widely disputed.


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The original comedy troon, Ray "Rae" Bourbon. Active in the 30s, 40s, and 50s, he was arrested frequently for impersonating a woman, and eventually he was convicted of accomplice to murder and died in jail. At one point he claimed to have had a sex change operation ("for the change I went south of the border, it took just days to pack, I arrived with a lot of excess baggage but I had a lot less coming back") but this is widely disputed.


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Like a Divine pre Divine.
 
fuck everyone, pre-leading man Dane cook was great. he had amazing zany character energy. Also literally every person who talked shit about him has said better things about much worse comedians. i'll take crazy dane over hannah gasby any day
As someone who saw Simon Sez in theaters and bought the DVD day one, I can't argue with that. I don't even think he was bad as a leading man, his movies just weren't very good. It's sad to see him today. He produced and starred in a weird low-budget astronaut movie with Brandon Routh and he looked like a bloated drunk beaten down by life.
 
As someone who saw Simon Sez in theaters and bought the DVD day one, I can't argue with that. I don't even think he was bad as a leading man, his movies just weren't very good. It's sad to see him today. He produced and starred in a weird low-budget astronaut movie with Brandon Routh and he looked like a bloated drunk beaten down by life.
he got monkey paw'd hard. he was the biggest thing on friendster, but in 2006 his mom died, in 2007 his dad died, in 2008 his brother/manager was arrested for taking all his money. in 2009 his career was dead, he was a walking punchline and dead broke.

his 2009 tour was the first time he basically saw any money from all the bullshit films, albums, tv shows and comedy specials he did.
 
forgot to mention how much of a xi jinping cocksucker he is, what a fucking coward
To be fair, even if you're born in America, if you're descended from the China and the Chinese government finds out you're shit talking them, they will go out of there way to punish your family back in the home country, even if they don't know you and you don't know them,
 
Uncle Roger is definitely milking it at this stage. Last I saw the dude was critiquing a guy cooking Indian food. What, are you the moral arbiter of all Asian food now?
Dude, Uncle Roger has set himself up as THE grand arbiter of the culinary world now, and his fans are more than happy to prop his ass up to do it.

I just keep hoping a legit culinary figure in the field of Asian cuisine finally gets the balls to clap back at him.
 
Doug Benson isn't necessarily a lolcow but his fall from doing stand-up about smoking weed into doing a podcast about smoking weed and then moving said podcast exclusively behind Patreon and now I'm pretty sure it's mostly two women putting smoking weed content on his Patreon is all very lol-worthy


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Doug Benson isn't necessarily a lolcow but his fall from doing stand-up about smoking weed into doing a podcast about smoking weed and then moving said podcast exclusively behind Patreon and now I'm pretty sure it's mostly two women putting smoking weed content on his Patreon is all very lol-worthy


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I could never stand him — or anyone where their whole schtick is ‘I smoke weed, man!’ Same reason I tune outta Rogans podcast when he starts about the magic of marijuana or how you need to take some DMT to open your mind. It’s pretty annoying, niche, and a little done out after Cheech & Chong perfected it.
 
To be fair, even if you're born in America, if you're descended from the China and the Chinese government finds out you're shit talking them, they will go out of there way to punish your family back in the home country, even if they don't know you and you don't know them,
He's Malaysian and so are all his family (most of whom live in the UK including him). The Chinese diaspora in the UK is very anti-CCP as they're mostly ex Hong Kong residents. It's just cuckery and cowardice.

Context: He did a Youtube video with a guy called Mike Chen, who is a prominent anti-CCP activist. When he learned about Chen's views he pre-emptively deleted the video (there's no evidence anyone criticised him for it, the video was on Youtube which is blocked in China anyway) and went on Weibo to grovel at the feet of the CCP in particularly bootlicking fashion:
Mr Ng, a UK-based Malaysian, then apologised on Chinese social media site Weibo for causing a bad "social impression" with the video.
"Taking into account the seriousness of the situation and the possible negative effects of the video itself, after discussion, we decided to delete it," he wrote.
He added that he had not been aware of Mr Chen's "political thoughts and incorrect comments about China in the past".
Dude seems to be a true believer (though Mike Chen thinks he may have been threatened, but then Mike Chen gets threatened all the time and he doesn't cuck out). I saw the video and it was just two guys laughing at an American chef failing to cook Dim Sum properly. No political content whatsoever. Fuck Nigel Ng.
 
she was whoring herself out to comics since she was 18. She technically has more stand up experience than David Chapelle. her body at 40+ is bad, but who's isn't? I'm sure she was great when she was younger and looked more like a monkey
I’m not sure if she counts though, just an edgy shock comedian who happens to be a woman and sometimes whores herself out too much, not that unique, Amy Schumer on the hand, oh boi that a whole trashfire in of itself.
 
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