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He was never poisoned by LA and had principals.
he just got lucky, say what you will about Roseanne she was pretty good about picking writers that weren't the normal LA posioned faggots they had infesting every other tv show at the time. She wanted unique voices and talent and thats why a high school dropout and manual laborer from canada got a job working in hollywood, and he used that to springboard onto SNL and the rest is history. If you notice a lot of outside the box types got their first gig from roseanne and they usually ended up moving on to becoming legends in their own right, at least a lot more often than the Harvard educated faggots working on the simpsons or friends or seinfeld.
 
he just got lucky, say what you will about Roseanne she was pretty good about picking writers that weren't the normal LA posioned faggots they had infesting every other tv show at the time. She wanted unique voices and talent and thats why a high school dropout and manual laborer from canada got a job working in hollywood, and he used that to springboard onto SNL and the rest is history. If you notice a lot of outside the box types got their first gig from roseanne and they usually ended up moving on to becoming legends in their own right, at least a lot more often than the Harvard educated faggots working on the simpsons or friends or seinfeld.
Roseanne really doesn’t get the respect she deserves. They all turned on her when she made the Twitter oopsie.
 
Roseanne really doesn’t get the respect she deserves. They all turned on her when she made the Twitter oopsie.
I totally agree and I don't think her standup was that great but the show is a classic with many solid seasons. John Goodman can make anything worth watching.

But anyway as a standup Roseanne came onto the mic and looked like a fatass housewife and sounded even worse. And that was the your 80s Hollywood who wanted nothing but pretty women. Roseanne is a legit feminist icon. You didn't have to give the male viewers sex appeal.
 
This guy is the main reason I go "don't recommend me this channel" when I get the suspicion a YouTuber abuses clickbait to react to cringy fundies or drama of the month, sipping from a cup, dragging his mic in front of his mouth, name-dropping other bigger YouTubers that do the exact same thing.
This guy looks like if your prototypical hillbilly brothers did the fusion dance and a random wanker got in the middle to give it a personality.

This guy is one of those people with fans who post like "We need to talk about how he sent a tweet to this problematic person in 2014" and then he apologizes. I can't believe he's charging, most of them post the specials to Youtube for free and just take the ad money.

His original tweet is worth checking for the replies, more comedy than the special. Also this one hurts because it's nice:

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https://twitter.com/kurtisconner/status/1720855400231141677
https://archive.ph/wip/wkSFb
 
I can't believe he's charging, most of them post the specials to Youtube for free and just take the ad money.
Might be me but I think he does it more because of the prestige rather than just the money. When these people think of stand up specials in YouTube for free they think of people in the Rogan sphere that are "too problematic" to have their special in Netflix (like Ari Shaffir's Jew). You may think its a stretch but even Kurtis' copycats were making fun of Brendan Schaub during the direct aftermath of Gringo Papi.
For the uninitiated, this is the same guy that went on a tour with two other former Viners turned YouTubers to perform live sketches and stand up. Kurtis was the third wheel on that one btw. If you ever felt curious as to why most of the people on those circles go by their full names is because they are former drama kids that use their Internet presence as a portfolio, there are very little exceptions to this rule and their brands are what idubbbz desperately tries to imitate to make mature content. This guy's most famous bit is referencing the Douglar from Undergrads for God's sake. If this is what he and his team decided was good enough to convince people to come to his website and pay to hear him crack wise for at least 40 minutes, I can only assume we are about to witness a contender for worst stand up GOAT. Dicey dicey.
All in all, I hope 2lazy2try doesn't hold back on this one. It would be very funny if this was Kurtis' dream and he gets to be in the same level of infamy as the people he makes fun of.
 
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I don't know where else to post this but it's too funny to leave alone.

Matt Rife was apparently getting heat over some domestic violence jokes he made in a new special. In response he posted the following on Instagram:

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The link goes to a medical supplier's page, specifically the section for special needs helmets:

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I swear every time I saw this dude previously he just annoyed the piss out of me and now I'm completely won over. No one man should have this much charisma.
 
I don't know where else to post this but it's too funny to leave alone.

Matt Rife was apparently getting heat over some domestic violence jokes he made in a new special. In response he posted the following on Instagram:

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The link goes to a medical supplier's page, specifically the section for special needs helmets:

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I swear every time I saw this dude previously he just annoyed the piss out of me and now I'm completely won over. No one man should have this much charisma.
I don't know anything about this guy or his special (other than people were pissed about it and he apparently doesn't have a great reputation at being funny) but this is pretty fucking funny.

Why do you do this comedy-warriors? Why do you make hack comedians be funny just because of whatever weird issues you have? You're not helping your cause, you're proving their (hacky) point.
 
I don't know anything about this guy or his special (other than people were pissed about it and he apparently doesn't have a great reputation at being funny) but this is pretty fucking funny.

Why do you do this comedy-warriors? Why do you make hack comedians be funny just because of whatever weird issues you have? You're not helping your cause, you're proving their (hacky) point.
Because the people who go after hacks are even less funny than hacks.

At least a hack is trying a formula that usually worked to get a laugh. The comedy-warriors want you to silently nod in awe of their feminist postmodern deconstruction of what a joke is and realise that you need to kill yourself.
 
Roseanne really doesn’t get the respect she deserves. They all turned on her when she made the Twitter oopsie.
even before then, libs really abandoned the working class. she was Dworkin for the non-college educated women (which was most of them back in the 1980s), the idea of appealing to people without needing student loans stopped being a thing for the left and its a big reason why they had to go full censorship online. Any tiktok or youtube video could prove shit that colleges were trying to say wasn't real for decades.

but even Kurtis' copycats were making fun of Brendan Schaub during the direct aftermath of Gringo Papi.
Thats my favorite part of "neo-dirtbag leftists" like Redbar, thinking they are so counterculture for mocking the joe rogan crew or saying trannies aren't a big deal. Literally everyone is doing that. its like thinking being an athirst or a liberal in 2014 is groundbreaking as a content creator.
 
even before then, libs really abandoned the working class. she was Dworkin for the non-college educated women (which was most of them back in the 1980s), the idea of appealing to people without needing student loans stopped being a thing for the left and its a big reason why they had to go full censorship online. Any tiktok or youtube video could prove shit that colleges were trying to say wasn't real for decades.
Hit me with the retard stickers but I hope you don’t mean Andrea Dworkin?

If not I’m stopping myself before I get sperging stickers too as before I go on about that fat lying retard.
 
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high school dropout and manual laborer from canada got a job working in hollywood,
Pretty sure norm graduated highschool quite early because he was actually incredibly intelligent. Keep in mind that Norm was very fucking firm in his belief that comedians should be seen as "lesser" than their audience.
 
I don't know anything about this guy or his special (other than people were pissed about it and he apparently doesn't have a great reputation at being funny) but this is pretty fucking funny.

Why do you do this comedy-warriors? Why do you make hack comedians be funny just because of whatever weird issues you have? You're not helping your cause, you're proving their (hacky) point.
He's pretty funny (the homie with a ponytail bit is gold not just for the delivery but the dawning realization on the faces of the women in the audience that, yup, they're a homie) and this micro-cancelling hasn't stopped him from selling out shows at $300/tx. That's a lot of special needs helmets lol.
 
Just noticed that Daniel Tosh, best known for his famous tosh.0 TV show, now has a podcast where he explicitly states that he will not interview celebrities or other comedians. Instead, he’ll interview personal friends and strangers that he once knew:


I honestly did not think his wife’s gynecologist would be this popular, but it currently has more than one million plus views. In fact, I might check it out later at some point in time.
 
that he will not interview celebrities or other comedians. Instead, he’ll interview personal friends and strangers that he once knew:
The thing that seperated him and tosh.0 from other shows with the same gimmick is that whole "web redemption" bit and the reason that always ended up so well is that Daniel was able to make these countless freaks seem so normal and deserving of a redemption, if he can make us feel for a bitch with no arms then he clearly has a talent for making us want to watch him talk to literal nobodies.

Having said that Theo Von and others have been doing this whole bit for awhile.
 
Does anyone know what happened to Emmery Emmery? I remember he had two skeptic/atheist podcasts and seemed reasonably connected with comedians then seemed to disappear. Doug Stanhope had made a bunch of off hand comments about him being a con artist but never expanded.

I know he had one comedy album (Purveyor of Filth) I could never be bothered to track it down despite how amusing his podcasts were.
 
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Another report from Luis J Gomez: He's fucking up the Gas digital network and censoring most shows outright and pulling live streams for the flagship show, He's also complaining about youtube demonetizing them despite him constantly breaking their rules by showing porn and other videos against TOS. Gomez has been whining all month about youtube censorship yet somehow never thought to get in contact with Rumble? Rumble would have solved all of their problems being 1. a free speech platform 2. a streaming platform 3. trying to be more moderate and 4. already asking comedians to join the site. Fucking Luis dropped the ball hard, he should have been able to get a contract signed like Crowder did and ended up being the kings of the site.

Most people's explanation for Gomez fagging up his site is his new girlfriend whining about his offensive comedy stylings, Luis has dropped smoking weed and is censoring the free episodes of his show. another reason Luis himself has mentioned is that his son James is 11 and he's getting on his father's case for being anti-woke. I'm sure it will be even worse in the future, also the producers that haven't left are rather incompetant, their best one left and the 2nd best one just had a kid so her brain is even more fried than it usually is. Overall people are complaining about a long series of bad gimmicks and events, saying its been over 3 years since the last good string of episodes. The guests on most of the podcasts on the network have come from the same stable of bad talent, with newer comedians not connecting with either the fans or the hosts well,
Andrea Dworkin?

If not I’m stopping myself before I get sperging stickers too as before I go on about that fat lying retard
thats exactly who i mean, roseanne was also an incredibly feminist fat lying retard but instead of a college education she was a housewife and blue collar. Roseanne also got an incredible amount of pushback for basically not doing things the normal way and demanding writers that aren't part of the typical urban white male elite of the time. She also had the media completely aganist her which led to things like them raking her over the coals for singing the national anthem badly or fighting in the writers room (even though thats actually fairly normal)

Doug Stanhope had made a bunch of off hand comments about him being a con artist but never expanded.
Speaking of con artists, Doug Stanhope acts like the Hunter S Thompson of comedians but somehow despite claiming to be an alcoholic can easily stop drinking cold turkey whenever he wants and never said anything to piss off the libs. he was over 50 before he first interacted with a black person and you can literally see it. how much of a fancyboy do you have to be to have hit 50 and never talked to a black person especially working in the stand up industry. He also was a massive fag about trump and the vaccines and everything else you'd think a guy all about libertarianism would actually protest about. he straight up pulled that eminem style "if you fuck with trump, don't come to my shows or buy my albums" thing back in 2017.
 
Speaking of con artists, Doug Stanhope acts like the Hunter S Thompson of comedians but somehow despite claiming to be an alcoholic can easily stop drinking cold turkey whenever he wants and never said anything to piss off the libs.
I will simp for Stanhope here, his “not drinking” is not real not drinking, it’s a bunch of cocktails throughout the day to keep him functioning but not drunk. He’s a high functioning alcoholic, like Christopher Hitchens. It’s a talent that few people have.

As for not pissing off the libs, he’s not some screeching boomer con like Alex Stein or Crowder or one of the other unfunny “conservative” internet grifters, he identified as libertarian until he realised he was too retarded for politics. He’s always leaned pretty liberal and hasn’t hid that, but if you show the blue hairs his specials they’d be after him with burning torches.

Add that he was self sabotaged his way out of LA and is happier for it is another plus.

The guy is a muddled mess but he doesn’t try and hide that. You couldn’t pay me enough to live the life he has but the world’s more interesting and funnier for having him in it.
 
I don't know where else to post this but it's too funny to leave alone.

Matt Rife was apparently getting heat over some domestic violence jokes he made in a new special. In response he posted the following on Instagram:

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The link goes to a medical supplier's page, specifically the section for special needs helmets:

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I swear every time I saw this dude previously he just annoyed the piss out of me and now I'm completely won over. No one man should have this much charisma.
Were people even offended or did they just think he's not funny? The last 20 minutes of his special was just him crying about mean internet comments. He stinks.
 
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