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I take it you're a scorned former fan
not at all, i'm just tired of these pro-tranny, pro-dick masterson types who seem to make up most of the fanbase in the 2020s. You weren't there for the suicide hotline calls or begging for a co-host or tricking former friends into being on the show or hitting on teens. If you listened to the songs cut from "the die" you'd be so triggered. Redbar is catering to this "anti-anti-woke" hicklib mentality and i just feel he's going to lose all passion pandering to you cretins.

Honestly like everyone else in the 2010s i was more of a Sven fan than a mike fan.
 
not at all, i'm just tired of these pro-tranny, pro-dick masterson types who seem to make up most of the fanbase in the 2020s. You weren't there for the suicide hotline calls or begging for a co-host or tricking former friends into being on the show or hitting on teens. If you listened to the songs cut from "the die" you'd be so triggered. Redbar is catering to this "anti-anti-woke" hicklib mentality and i just feel he's going to lose all passion pandering to you cretins.

Honestly like everyone else in the 2010s i was more of a Sven fan than a mike fan.

For someone who's supposedly being listening forever you don't seem to get it. You can bash the woke and the anti-woke at the same time. You can make fun of troons and at the same time not make your entire identity about trannies. And I've been listening to the Cho a long time. Othy quitting on air because Mike was making fun of jews is my favorite moment. Also David Angelo was the best co-host, Sven turns into an annoying tard when he gets drunk.

Is this one of those songs that you said will trigger me because I'm a libtard?
 
I’d need to see the wife before I can truly judge.

Plus I don’t see that as career ending after kinda coming through being falsely called a rapist.

Most comics are scumfucks, so I’m guessing they were fine with him fucking their wives but quietly chased him out the club for still being an insufferable lefty. That super gay sounding voice of his would make him even more annoying.
There was an anonymous article written by someone that certainly seemed to be Kielstein where he reflected on cancel culture, his role in it and how he now delivers sushi for doordash. It should be mentioned that he was a twitter addict for the rest of this to make sense: When he got cancelled he got the "what goes around, comes around" schtick on twitter from maga-chuds but he didn't really get why. He wasn't one of the bad people. He didn't try to actually get people doxed, fired or hurt them, he just wanted shame them on twitter and have them apologize. Sure, he got a rush from it, a bloodlust, but he was just shaming them.

Then chuds gave him tons of links to old tweets that showed exactly what he had posted and the vast amounts of it. He did NOT remember it that way but it was true.

Can't find it but I'm 99% certain that was Kilstein.
 
I might be late to the party with this observation, but it's surprising to me how many fans have turned on Tom Segura. Within the past year even, I do a search for his name on youtube and I find many videos criticizing him for how much he's changed over the past few years. That wasn't too surprising with Bert Kreischer, who really is just a fat drunk who never grew out of being a fratboy. But Tom seemed to be really well liked until recently.

For me, the straw that broke was back in October or November when he went on a twitter rant about having to check in his bag at the airport. While that is annoying position to be in for anybody, it bothered me because I know this dude could buy the whole plane if he wanted to. Just check the fucking bag in and suck it up. It was like he was trying to rally his fans to bitch at the airlines for him. That didn't totally sour my opinion on him though but I was definitely more aware of how petty he could be. That instance and whenever he talks on 2 Bears about his expensive watch collection and then gets upset because people criticize him for it. Failing to recognize that it's supposed to be a comedy podcast and he's spent 15 minutes just talking about how fancy his watches are. I think him and Bert have exhausted their supply of funny to keep a weekly podcast going.
 
, but it's surprising to me how many fans have turned on Tom Segura.
Its not though, his entire persona was being relatable. He was such a fat fuck and all his stories are about being a fat loser. he had a whole video 4 years ago all about him dancing because fat people dancing is funny. But then he pulled a Rekieta and tried to be a different kind of comedian. Usually fat people lose weight before they fail and try to do this, but he decided he wanted to be a different kind of comedian and he stopped being funny or enjoyable so now everyone hates him.

Every comedian Tom Segura's level is rich yet because of the podcast and its format Tom feels fine throwing it in peoples faces and that makes them hate him. Say what you will about someone like Bobby Lee or Theo Von who have easily made triple what Tom has the last decade, but they still maintain relatability, if they said they were making minimum wage doing stand up you'd believe it even if its absurd. Tyler1 keeps up the meme that he's broke no matter how absurd it is, because it keeps them relatable

Unless you start out being a baller like Hasan and acting like a big shot, most people especially if they come for the ugly relatable dude, will get turned off by someone trying to act fancy. Then it sours their entire view of someone, every comedian ahs a bit about checking bags, but it actively pissed you off because you're like "this rich bastard"

even destiny, despite having a shitload of money coming in still seems to sweat the small stuff, constantly moving to get the best deals on rent. Unless you already got your fans prepped for that sort of content like Shane Gillis' retard brigade, you can't really be flashy. Even Shane despite making more in an hour than most people make in a year still acts like he's still a loser in his parents house, playing video games and struggling.

Another thing is that the more devoted your fans the more likely they are to turn on you. Bert's probably come quite late to the podcasting grift, but on the up side he doesn't have people who's spent thousands on him. And naturally if you spend all this money on someone, them turning their nose up to you or slighting you will cause people especially the type of people that listen to podcasts to use their massive amount of knowledge to fuck you over. Literally what O&A have been dealing with for the pass decade. Bert's comedy naturally will cause detractors, but it will also cause fairweather fans, and he hasn't really portrayed himself any different than he's been the last 30 years, theres probably no one angry at him for his recent actions because he's done the same shit he would have done 30 years ago. meanwhile Tom has been pissing off the type of people that still remember him being Patrick Melton's Josh Denny's sidekick. People want the fat relatable couple and now get the noveau rich fags

of course they're attacking tommy boy.
 
I know Katt Williams is the “Hero of the Hour“ for exposing celebrities, especially “comedians” like Steve Harvey, Earthquake, and Cedric the Entertainer as illiterate, joke stealing frauds, but am I the only one who thinks he’s a lolcow bc he’s a crackhead? I still remember a video where he was fighting some 14-year-old 6th grader in a school yard.

Also, RIP Bernie Mac. Don’t smoke cigars, kids.
 
I know Katt Williams is the “Hero of the Hour“ for exposing celebrities, especially “comedians” like Steve Harvey, Earthquake, and Cedric the Entertainer as illiterate, joke stealing frauds, but am I the only one who thinks he’s a lolcow bc he’s a crackhead? I still remember a video where he was fighting some 14-year-old 6th grader in a school yard.

Also, RIP Bernie Mac. Don’t smoke cigars, kids.
His antics just fucking stink of cope. He could be way more successful if he had an ounce of impulse control, but his way of dealing with how things have panned out is lashing out at successful people and acting like he's too real to engage in commercialism, like we can't all see the credits for Norbit and something called The Revenge of Kitty Galore on his Wikipedia page.
 
I know this won't count, but where else am I going to be able to bitch about this to other comedy autists?

Christ Titus just fucking depresses me. He's still pretty funny, and he has some decent sets even today, but that's only if I can ignore every other fucking line being typical soy 'I'm sorry for being white' bullshit.
 
I know this won't count, but where else am I going to be able to bitch about this to other comedy autists?

Christ Titus just fucking depresses me. He's still pretty funny, and he has some decent sets even today, but that's only if I can ignore every other fucking line being typical soy 'I'm sorry for being white' bullshit.
Didn’t he have a TV show back in the day? I remember it having a totally different flavor than SJW nonsense.
 
it's surprising to me how many fans have turned on Tom Segura
I could never stand that fat faggot, but I heard about all this from the YouTuber 2lazy2try (he’s okay, I guess. Better than Tom at least). Holy fuck I can’t believe people listen to Tom’s shitty little podcast. It’s almost as bad as Bad Friends.

As far as what he actually said, I don’t know why he thought that one would land. Anyone retarded enough to actively listen to YMH is gonna be poor.
 
Didn’t he have a TV show back in the day? I remember it having a totally different flavor than SJW nonsense.

I recall loving Titus' titular sitcom but think it was canceled quickly.

I shudder to check back to what I thought was hilarious at the time.

Edit: Apparently it ran for 3 seasons and 54 episodes from '00 to '02.

That's actually longer than I remember. I would've guessed it was canned after Season 1.
 
He's probably mentioned in the thread (not gonna read 23 pages) but Jim Norton is one of the biggest degenerates in stand up.
Got tricked into blowing his friend as kid, became a tranny fucker, got scammed by a tranny hooker, and now is married to a tranny. Got mad at people for stealing jokes but shielded Amy Shumer for stealing his dead friend's jokes.
While Jim is genuinely funny, he's such a trainwreck of a person its hard to pick which of the O&A three is worse: Jim the tranny fucker, Ant the Pedo, or Opie the TDS hack who got fired for filming his coworker illegally in the bathroom.
Its Sam BTW. Fuck that weasel.
 
He's probably mentioned in the thread (not gonna read 23 pages) but Jim Norton is one of the biggest degenerates in stand up.
Got tricked into blowing his friend as kid, became a tranny fucker, got scammed by a tranny hooker, and now is married to a tranny. Got mad at people for stealing jokes but shielded Amy Shumer for stealing his dead friend's jokes.
While Jim is genuinely funny, he's such a trainwreck of a person its hard to pick which of the O&A three is worse: Jim the tranny fucker, Ant the Pedo, or Opie the TDS hack who got fired for filming his coworker illegally in the bathroom.
Its Sam BTW. Fuck that weasel.
Jim Norton paid Robert Di Nero to act as his father in his most recent stand up special and have an oh so funny "skit" where Jim, who was eager mind you, taken over Di Nero's knee with his pants down and spanked bare ass. So yeah his degeneracy is very well known lol.

He's an interesting character because he really does dive in and expose his degeneracy without shame. And it works really well. I won't pretend and say he isn't funny, because he is. I do remember seeing his standup like twenty years ago on comedy central and laughing. But I was a teenager back then. You would expect comics to grow as they get older. ,
 
Didn’t he have a TV show back in the day? I remember it having a totally different flavor than SJW nonsense.
I used to watch it when I was in my teens. It was pretty mediocre, with most of the real humor coming from his redheaded stepbrother as well as his dad, a.k.a. Stacy Keach.

The show seemed very stereotypically "guy" oriented with the premise being Titus and his dimwitted stepbrother working in an auto garage. With that said, it actually shocked me to learn Titus would go on to be such a whiny faggot. If I recall correctly, the Titus show was basically a spiritual successor to Home Improvement, with the titular character being like a younger, edgier Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
 
Jim Norton paid Robert Di Nero to act as his father in his most recent stand up special and have an oh so funny "skit" where Jim, who was eager mind you, taken over Di Nero's knee with his pants down and spanked bare ass. So yeah his degeneracy is very well known lol.

He's an interesting character because he really does dive in and expose his degeneracy without shame. And it works really well. I won't pretend and say he isn't funny, because he is. I do remember seeing his standup like twenty years ago on comedy central and laughing. But I was a teenager back then. You would expect comics to grow as they get older. ,
My favourite Jim Norton bit is when he spent 30 years religiously attending AA meetings because he had a booze binge when he was 18. Oh wait, that wasn't a bit...
 
I know Katt Williams is the “Hero of the Hour“ for exposing celebrities, especially “comedians” like Steve Harvey, Earthquake, and Cedric the Entertainer as illiterate, joke stealing frauds, but am I the only one who thinks he’s a lolcow bc he’s a crackhead? I still remember a video where he was fighting some 14-year-old 6th grader in a school yard.

Also, RIP Bernie Mac. Don’t smoke cigars, kids.
Yeah, but to be fair, Katt Williams and most sixth graders are probably in the same height class.
 
I won't pretend and say he isn't funny, because he is.
I can't stand Jim Norton. He was funny on O&A when he would get in fights with callers, or make fun of guests by agreeing with them, but his standup is just pure cringe. When you compare him to guys like Louis and Bob Kelly, he sucks.
 
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