Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Speaking of, it is amusing to look at the conversation at the start of this thread and see people shitting on both Voyager and Enterprise. 12 years later and they are remembered with fondness compared to nu-Trek. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was…
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Don't look at me, I've always had a fondness for VOY and ENT.
 
Judge Holden said:
Ok so klingon science officer yadda yadda yadda, but something about this specimen screams zesty to me, and a nigger faggot klingon is just so fucking in character for nu-trek so I am calling him as gay right here and now. Only question is whether there will be a buck breaking targ taming scene
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Ayy mon don'cha worry nao, back in me streets on Qo'noS e'rebody keeps it irie all de tyem.

Ain't no one open 'dere fuckin eyes no more, not even when swingin' de Bat'leth, ja feel me?
 
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That Klingon is zesty as fuck. He is going to be flaming gay.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
That Klingon is zesty as fuck. He is going to be flaming gay.
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Lets not jump to conclusions.....ok let me check out the actor
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Now I want to note as a point of personal pride that I did not search this niggerfaggot's name before I made my OG prediction he would be a gay jigaboo klingon. My gaydar was activated by his effeminate eunuch bearing in the photos/trailer and my schizophrenic mental calculations as to the homogay ratio of currentyear products, not to mention my careful following of the Nasneed prognostications, and finding out I was 1000% on the money is rather satisfying

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>On your knees, targo. Someone shoulda tamed you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a targ I can't warg with this here long and mighty dingus!
>I tell ye back in thirty aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot ridges, muscles that rippled under his klingon skin so it’d look like a plate'a gagh as he’d be twisting here and yonder.
>T’was an older gentleman, the Captain d’ye ken? that had hired me to tame this particular targ. Was some half-dozen tamers what had tried and failed.
>I tracked this this sack-assed Sahlet, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on yon Captain's bridge. There he be, proud as a damn Pakled, black alien’s body framed by yon settin’ supernova, just begging to be tamed.
>I approached from the east, formerly westerly deck. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a medical terminal, workin on a polywater rectal plug or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front.
>I tell ye boy, but that targ began to FIGHT! This untamed, proud klingon was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my cock out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that.
>And targo did he began to WAIL! As loud as a Gallitep Gangrape he were. This targ could tell the taming was coming. This obstinate cur could turn on a latinum strip and give ye some change!
>I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right tribble, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his untamed targ anus and dodging my tamer man’s meat.
>But he TAMED, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That targ tamed.
>Say sorry, boy. But they all tame.
>By the man Kahless and his snowy white clone, now say Qapla, boy, you'll tame too!
 
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Judge Holden said:
I think we are all in agreement this will be the best character.
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It’ll be Dukat all over except he’ll be even more forcibly cartoonishly evil so no one sympathizes with or takes his side on anything when he’s charismatic and makes good points about building a subspace graviton field and making the Dominion or whoever pay for it.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
At least Worf didn't live to see this.
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They had Picard's body frozen at that ultra secret space station. What makes you think they won't do the same with Worf and roll him out when it's time to punish him some more? I have this terrible feelings we'll get some old-Trek cameos, whether we want them or not.
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
>Klingon science officer that is probably also gay as fuck
Stop bringing shame to the Empire.
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The worst thing is, you just know he gonna be the catcher and not the pitcher given how the cosmopolitan woke sphere sphere that consultancy mongoloids exist within has low-key been at war with nigger masculinity atleast as much as it has white masculinity

Only question is who is gonna be cornholing him....and possibly who cornholed him before given this fluff note from the release
Recurring Guest Star and Academy Award nominee, Paul Giamatti, as part Klingon, part Tellarite Nus Braka, the season’s villain with an ominous past connected to one of our cadets.
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Swear to god....if we get a flashback of Space Trump unironically and explicitly buck breaking a klingon I might actually lose whats left of my sanity

gaysexenjoyer said:
At least Worf didn't live to see this.
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Bold of you to think this is not his one and only descendant, and the show won't have a heartwarming episode where he bends over Worf's grave* to let his twink pakled boyfriend rawdog him Dukat style, while he gazes up at his great grandpappy's holographic face smiling proudly at him

*klingons being very attached to and respectful of the earthly remains of their family and loved ones is well established canon thanks to STD chud
 
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Judge Holden said:
Bold of you to think this is not his one and only descendant, and the show won't have a heartwarming episode where he bends over Worf's grave* to let his twink pakled boyfriend rawdog him Dukat style, while he gazes up at his great grandpappy's holographic face smiling proudly at him
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At this point I'm kinda glad they killed Jadzia before she could give birth to a Klingon-Trill hybrid, because that poor lad sure as fuck would be used here in some contrived manner. That leaves Alexander as the only possible source for some fucked up shenanigans...
 
This Star Trek pinball DLC pack is presenting me with quite the moral dilemma.

This pack includes:

Star Trek™ Pinball: Kelvin Timeline: Experience the vision of the newest trilogy of Star Trek blockbuster movies in this epic table. Join Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise on their mission to discover new civilizations, form alliances and neutralize threats to the Federation.

Star Trek™ Pinball: Discovery: Michael Burnham and the shipmates of the U.S.S. Discovery rely on your pinball prowess, as you play through iconic moments from the first four seasons of the series. Make contact with the residents of 10-C and utilize the time loop for victory!

Star Trek™ Pinball: Deep Space Nine: Travel to the edges of the final frontier and arrive at the space station Deep Space 9! Use your pinball skills to lead the crew and Captain Benjamin Sisko in ending the Dominion War.
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Just sell me DS9 alone and I'll pay double. I want to use my pinball skills to help Captain Sisko but I cannot have the fucking STD logo looking at me every time I have a game.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
I can still be appalled.
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See this is why I am relieved my investment in the franchise died screaming after it barely endured being repeatedly violated by STD the moment I witnessed currentyear Picard in action

It genuinely amazes me still that having the protagonist of nutrek be an endlessly crying mary sue shaniqua with melodramatic mommy issues, who is the smartestest and specialest human ever and spock's sekrit adopted sister who taught him everything he knows and the only one capable of stopping the end of the universe ten times in a row and the founding mother of the nu-federation a thousand years in the future and and and...

[INSERT MULTI-PARAGRAPH DESCRIPTION OF WHY MICHAEL BURNHAM IS THE BESTEST EVER]

....wound up being less fucking insufferable and embarrassing than simply allowing Patrick Stewart free reign with his most famous character
 
Judge Holden said:
See this is why I am relieved my investment in the franchise died screaming after it barely endured being repeatedly violated by STD the moment I witnessed currentyear Picard in action
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I guess we finally know who comes out on top in ye olde Kirk vs Picard debate.

Kirks low-point was just being crushed by a bridge.
 
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