Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Standardized Profile]

Jem'Hadar father, Klingon mother.

Why would Jem'Hadar have gametes? Or the organs necessary for insemination with said gametes?

 

[Captain Syrup]

Why would Jem'Hadar have gametes? Or the organs necessary for insemination with said gametes?

In my head canon Starfleet just stitched the Jem’Hadar’s junk back on so he could hook up with a Klingon, who TF cares.



They can regrow spines, reverse aging, turn salamanders back into people. I think the debate over “Jem’Hadar females” is besides the point, which is you shouldn't put actors through hours of heatstroke makeup unless it benefits the show. Saru might actually be the biggest pussy in the history of the Trek franchise, so it’s not like the makeup did Doug Jones any favors.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

“Jem’Hadar females”

Who wants female Jemmies when we have female Vortas?

 

[UnKillFill]

This is Kurtzman's final fuck you to the fans

Fuck you for not loving my shit
Fuck you for not watching my shit
Fuck you for not believing in my shit
Fuck you for telling me I'm shit

He's slashing and burning on his way out.

How is that any different from what he's done the entire time?

I really don't get this mindset, is this just modern progressivism mindrot, a pure and unfettered hatred for everything of the past? Is this some jewish hatred of the western white man's achievements, practically ingrained in their DNA at this point? Are they just really sad, sad little nepo people that just didn't grow up?

But seriously... It's this.

I never understood this quote though. If you are going to kill the past, don't you have to replace the future with... Anything? They seem to be incapable of doing this.

 

[OrionBalls]

Why would Jem'Hadar have gametes? Or the organs necessary for insemination with said gametes?

I don't know, this shit happens after THE BURN, which I personally hated as a story telling hook. I'm one of the few who liked the idea of a deeper study of the feudalism of Klingons that happened early in Discovery. Before the time travel crap, it was a smaller, more intimate Trek, which was kind of cool. No one else liked it (having a dedicated main character in Star Trek sucks. It's best as an ensemble show. Also, weird Klingon design is weird.) So they did the silly time travel crap to end that story, and make a 'new and better one.' Maybe the Jem'Hadar, in a thousand years time, figured out how to do the horizontal mambo.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

I never understood this quote though. If you are going to kill the past, don't you have to replace the future with... Anything? They seem to be incapable of doing this.

No, you don't. The ruins serve as a fine replacement of the well constructed thing. From the perspective of the Hollywood retards, the normies don't deserve anything well written anyway, plus this "fuck the past, fuck capitalism, fuck white people"-shit appeals to the revolutionary instinct that tells people that the world isn't what it's supposed to be. The TV telling them that everything is shit and needs to be burned to the ground has the interesting effect that the audience doesnt go out there hanging politicians and bankers from the next lampposts.

Anyway, post-modern deconstructionist writers will hang together with the politicians and bankers for being the retarded edgelords they are.

 

[Rykel22]

But then they wouldn't have their poorly-disguised Bortus rip-off.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M51CCeoV418

Oh god, they did see how much people liked Bortus and tried to ape it. For an attempt for a one off chuckle(I hope).

 

[Bunkerhousing]

I think it's been mentioned but Jesus Christ, Holly Hunter can not act or enunciate. Nor the fat one.
Ok, I give up. I made it 32 minutes. I survived Discovery and Picard but... I just can't.

Then you will be happy to hear they have already filmed Season 2.

Academy also shows one of the many problems with New Star Trek, that has been replicated across various entries in the New Star Trek franchise, the bridges on these ships on newer shows are huge with stations and crew way too far apart. The original series' Enterprise bridge was efficiently designed, any crew member could reach any other's station in a few steps, orders could be given across the bridge at conversational-level volume, and the main viewscreen wasn't huge but also located seemingly yards away.

Besides being pointlessly large, these New Star Trek bridges have a lot of unnecessary lighting, more akin to a nightclub than a Starfleet vessel. It's just one sign of a franchise where the worst ideas and design philosophies and dialogue get repeated throughout every new show.

Yeah there is a huge difference between old star trek and new

 

[Captain Syrup]

Who wants female Jemmies when we have female Vortas?
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Clown shoes Vorta keeps calling timeouts in the middle of a warzone. “Hey Sisko, can I get you a scone? Still murdering my guys or what?”

So when she’s finally like “No really, this time it matters, the goo god is dying,” Sisko’s just like, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me fifty times, I let your shapeshifting boss die in space."

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

>not mass cloning big booby vorta gfs
The Founders could have won the Dominion War very easily.

 

[Stoneheart]

The problem with this idea is garak is exceptionally good at reading people. Its what he does. He's not incompetent enough to mistake the stations number one horndog, who is practically trying to hump jadzias leg at every opportunity, as gay. It would be astoundingly out of character

Yes, but Garak is a professional and you become gay if there was a good reason for it.

 

[Flexo]

Best video I've seen on Enterprise.

 

[Miller]

But seriously... It's this.

I never understood this quote though. If you are going to kill the past, don't you have to replace the future with... Anything? They seem to be incapable of doing this.

It's commie gobbledygook. It's the true meaning of the "deconstruction". They pretend to know better than the original creators so they break the toys and make something ugly out of it.

 

[AnOminous]

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This was funny because Shatner was barely acting. That's actually his real attitude.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

and that isn't even getting into the whole bashir isn't gay either and was obsessed with every woman who gave him the time of day. He was basically the geordi of ds9, except less of a loser outside his technical field

Modern liberals have a real problem with this. Something to them about a womanizer makes their brains do the "ARACHNOPHOBIC? YOU MUST SECRETLY WANT TO FUCK SPIDERS!" thing. There's no more real example than what they did with Iceman over in the X-Men comics.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Modern liberals have a real problem with this. Something to them about a womanizer makes their brains do the "ARACHNOPHOBIC? YOU MUST SECRETLY WANT TO FUCK SPIDERS!" thing.

It's a consequence of a feminist society that dictates our rules. Bashir ain't even a womanizer. He's a young man with a normal libido who wants to have a sexual partner. He's not as bad as Riker, but I wonder if it's a bit of projection here because Riker is a chad while Bashir is presented more a comic relief and a loser. It's a self hating thing.

Also, most characters Riker flirts with exist for the reason of Riker having sex with them. Dax is a character on her own and most females written in that time are annoyed by male sexuality because they were written by men and women who find male sexuality either annoying or aggressive and dangerous, like beta males.

There's no more real example than what they did with Iceman over in the X-Men comics.
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And he's even more promiscuous now that he's gay. These same people writing stuff like this only mind that characters are like this when they're heterosexual males.

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

How is that any different from what he's done the entire time?

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But seriously... It's this.

I never understood this quote though. If you are going to kill the past, don't you have to replace the future with... Anything? They seem to be incapable of doing this.

My best guess.

The past was a super evil time were everyone was bad guys until we arrived. We're morally and intellectually superior. People who like the past are intolerant and hateful bad guys because that was the past. All the women were enslaved and abused, all the minorities were colonized and abused, and all the LGBT people were terrorized and abused until we finally beat back the last christian fundamentalists in the 90s and installed true love and equality and smarter values because we are smart and scientific. The badguy times are over and if they aren't we're going to murder them and anyone who has another view because we're the good guys and we stand for the goodguy times that is the present.

Then gasp, it turned out they were full of shit.

 

[bango skank]

My dad saw an ad for the new show and asked me if I’m watching it. I had to stop myself from striking him over such an insult.

 

[los pepes]

It's a consequence of a feminist society that dictates our rules. Bashir ain't even a womanizer. He's a young man with a normal libido who wants to have a sexual partner. He's not as bad as Riker, but I wonder if it's a bit of projection here because Riker is a chad while Bashir is presented more a comic relief and a loser. It's a self hating thing.

Also, most characters Riker flirts with exist for the reason of Riker having sex with them. Dax is a character on her own and most females written in that time are annoyed by male sexuality because they were written by men and women who find male sexuality either annoying or aggressive and dangerous, like beta males.


And he's even more promiscuous now that he's gay. These same people writing stuff like this only mind that characters are like this when they're heterosexual males.

It's the same ole "aww how cute vs eww human resources" meme. Bashir as you said early on is portrayed as comically awkward socially and therefore low status. As a result the mere act of him displaying interest in a woman is a personal afront to her and women in general because he dared to believe he could even possibly have a chance with her, which devalues not just her but more importantly (to these type of women) the 99% of other women that are uglier than Dax. If he is shooting his shot at her he's not being available (even if only to reject) to fat middle aged danger hair cat millenials.

Riker on the other hand is socially confident and the second in command of a powerful starship. Definition of high status. For these women it would be a boost to their self esteem to be chosen for sexual harassment by him.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Then you will be happy to hear they have already filmed Season 2.



Yeah there is a huge difference between old star trek and new

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rnlxugk3Qb0

Jesus Christ does this make me depressed. There will be no more shows made like this ever again. Everything modern must be dumbed down to a ridiculous degree to appeal to brain dead zoomers with no attention span and low IQ brown people. There will be no more seriousness, gravitas, or professionalism to acting and dialog because those were elements of white supremacy. Everything must be fast moving, quippy, and easy to understand. Horribly demoralizing.