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I noped out of the Star Wars thread after the cope over Mandalorian.
Disney adults are sad, but they seem blissfully unaware and happier than me so who am i to hate on them.

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I always wished they had done a star wars episode like they did with "where no fan has gone before."
In a tragic world where Disney both owns Futurama and Star Wars, I won't be surprised that one of the first episodes the writers of Futurama will do in its Hulu revival will be a Star Wars parody, and it will unsurprisingly be not as good as Family Guy's own parody trilogy.
 
Could Riker beat Anakin in a Anbo-jyutsu duel if the force wasn't an option? I don't think the Jedi are ever taught any martial arts besides some tai-chi hippie bullshit so I'm putting my holodeck rations on Riker destroying Annie.

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Ani literally couldn't hope to compete with the gigachad energy of Riker. He would've gone on an incel school shooting sooner if he was in the Trek universe.
 
Stargate? I really like the one where they run around in a forest for 15 or 20 minutes.

Also the one with the super soldier armbands was neat. See, that's what Voyager always messed up. Those super soldier armbands came back into the show later on in an interesting way and were not just a one-off, throwaway bit. Just like the alien that thinks he's a guy that thinks he's an alien who later ends up making a television show. Or a whole bunch of the bits with Hathor. Or the Tok'ra arc and their originator Egeria being held in a cloning facility. That was all neat stuff. Voyager throws out their villains of the week all the time when they should have been keeping up with some of this stuff. The Kazon had a really cool looking design and were completely tossed to the side. The Hirogen were also pretty cool but again tossed away. Even a race like the Vaadwaur could have had some interesting stories to be told later on in the series besides a lame mention of their technology.

Stargate treated its creations much better than a show like Voyager which is crazy considering Voyager was being written concurrently with Deep Space Nine, which also took a lot of its creations seriously.

Also I did not hate Jonas Quinn. He was okay and his world was interesting. I think part of the reason I like Stargate is because it does the "first contact" episode really well and those tend to be my favorite kind of story. The worlds are also fleshed out a bit better and the writers were willing to stay in a locale or at least revisit it later on. Stargate gives me the same feeling that Myst gives me; which (if you never played Myst or read the lore) is to say that the worlds feel much more solid and mysterious, as if there's something going on over the next hilltop and not just an episode of Cheers being filmed.
 
Ani literally couldn't hope to compete with the gigachad energy of Riker. He would've gone on an incel school shooting sooner if he was in the Trek universe.
Just ask yourself this - how would Riker have sat down on that chair in the Jedi Council chamber after being told he could stay but wasn't granted the rank of Master?
 
Watched the final cut of the Stargate premiere today. I never noticed before that Apophis has a look of complete surprise on his face when one of his Jaffa gets taken out by the humans playing cards in the gate room. Then he yells out something that must have been "holy shit open the gate and get me the fuck out of here now!!"

I also never noticed that there is no logical way in which Apophis, Teal'c and the others actually dial out to open the stargate. Hmmmmmmm...
 
Stargate? I really like the one where they run around in a forest for 15 or 20 minutes.
You wouldn't think pine trees would be so ubiquitous across the galaxy.

Or maybe they're telling us that notions such as race, religion, and nationality are outmoded concepts to the Asgard. In space, everyone's Canadian! (Could happen.)
Voyager throws out their villains of the week all the time
Piller really did try his best.

It kind of sucks that RDM didn't try and break the endless loop of Janeway vs Borg stories. I think the Borg themselves could use some time off. (I don't even know who they are anymore.)
Just ask yourself this - how would Riker have sat down on that chair in the Jedi Council chamber after being told he could stay but wasn't granted the rank of Master?
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