Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Lol I wonder if those boobs are pointy because they're phasers?

Like 009-1

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Pointy milfs are nothing to shake a stick at.

But you can't go wrong with good ole androids.
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She's welcome to push my buttons any day.

Drawback: she has a jeetcoded chatGPT as a personality.

 

[Flexo]

Lol I wonder if those boobs are pointy because they're phasers?

Boys that's why you always do foreplay!

Drawback: she has a jeetcoded chatGPT as a personality.

I can fix her.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Drawback: she has a jeetcoded chatGPT as a personality.

okay so cleanup might be an issue, but she's probably a total freak in the sack

 

[AnOminous]

Are we that starved for content that we're thirst posting again?

Roddenberry's costume choices were thirst posts.

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

Roddenberry's costume choices were thirst posts.

He was always trying to get the women in the absolute least amount of clothing he could get away with, lol.

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

Ladies and gentlefags, are there any particular hot dudes in Trek? I honestly can't think of any off the top of my head that stand out. I guess I liked Riker's beard, but I probably wouldn't.

Sorry, I just caught up on the thread and want to participate too, dammit!

 

[Screamer_2]

I'm not a homo, so I don't know and would never dare even aska question like, "Was Trip meant to be good looking?"

But back when I was in high school, maybe 17/18 an attractive female friend of mine was watching ToS and made a comment about how taken back she was with how handsome and attractive a young William Shatner was.

 

[khaine]

I'm heading to the clouds

 

[khaine]

I'm willing to go to the Kelvan Empire

 

[Captain Syrup]

Ladies and gentlefags, are there any particular hot dudes in Trek?

Chris Pine?

Okay that doesn't count, that's Kelvin timeline.

Forget that beep boop box Pike stuff, what if Captain Pike had cum gutters?

Dude looks like a Just For Men commercial.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Hotness is all about having the confidence to straddle your male subordinates.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I'm not a homo, so I don't know and would never dare even aska question like, "Was Trip meant to be good looking?"

Yeah ENT was weird. They assembled one of the most handsome casts in Trek, but the actors did nothing with their fleeting screen time. Connor Trinneer became everyone’s crush more or less by default (since he occasionally emoted). Unfortunately he vanished after ENT.

 

[Flexo]

Unfortunately he vanished after ENT.

Uh excuse you.

He was in Stargate Atlantis as a reoccurring semi enemy, semi friend.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Ladies and gentlefags, are there any particular hot dudes in Trek? I honestly can't think of any off the top of my head that stand out. I guess I liked Riker's beard, but I probably wouldn't.

Sorry, I just caught up on the thread and want to participate too, dammit!

I can't speak for attractiveness, but I'd follow Ben Sisko to Hell.

 

[khaine]

TNG had the perfect mate

 

[Calandrino]

Can you Imagine have sex with a Trill? Here's someone whose had maybe a 1,000 years worth of practice with maybe hundreds of different species and now they're going to make love to you.

If you want to have sex with a woman who has banged a hundred dudes and used to be a man herself, you can probably make that happen.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Are we that starved for content that we're thirst posting again?

It's called the Roddenberry Rule

Trek is so old now and so well discussed by so many many nerds that there's not really anything new to say so eventually any Trek discussion will devolve into thirst posting.

It's like that Hitler thing but with sexy women instead

 

[Captain Syrup]

It's called the Roddenberry Rule

Trek is so old now and so well discussed by so many many nerds that there's not really anything new to say so eventually any Trek discussion will devolve into thirst posting.

Also, and I want to piggyback off that, TOS was raunchy in its day, but there is shockingly little actual fan service in most of Trek.

The moment anyone brings up male sexcapades, the thread immediately nosedives into recycled memes that aren't funny, because the men of Trek are imperfect, awkward, occasionally charming, sure, but not hot.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

It's called the Roddenberry Rule

Trek is so old now and so well discussed by so many many nerds that there's not really anything new to say so eventually any Trek discussion will devolve into thirst posting.

It's like that Hitler thing but with sexy women instead

It's not like people are itchy for another one of my autistic greentexts.