Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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I don't care if WoK isn't 'true" star trek, the II-onward uniforms alone rape the Motion Picture in every orifice.


(Also Undiscovered Country is amazing)
 
NSA said:
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Zesty Klingon
I can't stand those horrible extra-slim uniforms, nobody would wear that shit all day.

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No way, a Jem'hadar kween... I bet they have replaced the Ketracel white with Fentanyl.
 
So, the series is supposed to be 900 years in the future, with every corner of the Milky Way practically explored, because some Milky Way parliament happened that had every known alien race together in one [cut and paste] building.

And yet, we still see nothing new. It's all trying to go back to the well of corrupted nostalgia at Starfleet Academy [Of the Performing Arts].

This is, like, if CalArts Bean Mouth syndrome was made real.
 
Lithos said:
So, the series is supposed to be 900 years in the future, with every corner of the Milky Way practically explored, because some Milky Way parliament happened that had every known alien race together in one [cut and paste] building.

And yet, we still see nothing new. It's all trying to go back to the well of corrupted nostalgia at Starfleet Academy [Of the Performing Arts].

This is, like, if CalArts Bean Mouth syndrome was made real.
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Bad Robot people have no notion of time or distance. In Kurtzman Trek it feels like the galaxy is as big as our Solar system and they can warp from one side to the other in minutes. nuTrek is not the only IP suffering from this, there's Rings of Power and JJ's Star Wars.
 
Miller said:
Bad Robot people have no notion of time or distance. In Kurtzman Trek it feels like the galaxy is as big as our Solar system and they can warp from one side to the other in minutes. nuTrek is not the only IP suffering from this, there's Rings of Power and JJ's Star Wars.
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Fun fact: in the book, Gandalf spent a whole year trying to determine if Bilbo's ring was The One Ring, just to be sure. In the movie, it's like one scene of him in the Minas Tirith archives. It makes sense because no one wants 30 minutes of Gandalf doing research, but uh... yeah, fun fact.
 
NSA said:
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Klingons are meant to be a warrior race of bad asses. So they cast a guy whose shoulders are no wider than his hips. I can just tell this character will be an insufferable faggot who will never pull off being masculine or intimidating.

There's actually quite a strange lack of masculing looking mean on these Star Trek shows. Spocks a bit jacked but in an actorly sense. So many of the male characters are just string beans. The guy that plays Scotty looks vegan with the body of the Asgard from Stargate. No muscle, fat or shape at all.

Besides Pike, none are really straight coded or manly. The doctor.. maybe but he's also a stringbean. Same with Kirk, his brother and that's probably every male character on that ship. The rest being chicks.

Not that I ever finished it, but Star Trek Discovery had basically no good straight male characters. Gay engineer and Doctor couple. Positive male characters. Then first season, good straight male character was actually a monster on the inside. Lorca, good male character. Actually a inherently evil mirror universe character.

Season two had the Pike exception. I don't remember whatever happened in however much more I happened to watch of that. Was there a nanite villain guy or some shit?
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Fun fact: in the book, Gandalf spent a whole year trying to determine if Bilbo's ring was The One Ring, just to be sure. In the movie, it's like one scene of him in the Minas Tirith archives. It makes sense because no one wants 30 minutes of Gandalf doing research, but uh... yeah, fun fact.
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yeah there's a few "then a year or few passed" snipped in the movies
 
Screamer_2 said:
Star Trek Discovery had basically no good straight male characters.
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You made me remember that they killed a White guy as he was mansplaining at Mikey Spock. And they had Stacey Abrahms be the president of Earth after her failed gubernatorial bid.
 
I wonder if we'll also have a stop motion Christmas themed episode.....

That comment about the show being treated like a sitcom is kind of true at times.
 
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we wuz jem hadar an shiiieeeeeet
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Ok so I am just getting up to speed with the new gang rape about to be inflicted on the desiccated corpse of this franchise and to my utter fucking horror, shaniqua jem hadar is played by a painfully insufferable and unfunny z list britbong nigger comedian whom I last saw on TV circa the mid 00s, and had assumed her career tanked and she had been working as a delivery driver ever since.

Like she was on a bunch of panel shows and her whole act was "SHEEEEEEIT IM BLACK SHEEEEEIT MY MOTHERS NIGERIAN SHEEEEEIT" while also trying to start retarded drama with other comedians and screaming raysism at the drop of a dead nigger, all while being unsubtly pushed by the industry because "muh black woman" but apparently ever since I stopped acknowledging her existence she has pulled a John Oliver "shitty UK hack comedian goes to america and succeeds for inexplicable reasons" move which seems to be why she is now cursing currentyear with this shit
 
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