Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Judge Holden]

I have shied away from the weird AI videos for the last year+ but this is amusing. I am really surprised at the quality; does AI know this stuff or creator had to feed it imagery etc? Why did Tuvix burn his face off? I would have liked to see Naomi Wildman breakdancing

At this stage I am just fully preparing myself for the eventuality that the only decent cawntent in....fucking anything really...going forwards will be AI franchise piracy turning schizophrenic shitposts and sinceremode collaberative fanfiction into movie reality

 

[Flexo]

The way this is stitched together is a reminder that the VOY cast was colorful. They might not have had much screentime (or any) but there was an attempt at variety.

Oh by far the worst thing about Voyager is the wasted potential. The cast was great, the set up amazing, even some of the designs were pretty kino.

They just.... almost never did any writing worth it. And when they did (like with scorpion) it was recognized as some of the best of the show.

 

[Captain Syrup]

VOY was the last Prime Timeline show and the entry point for many millennials. It started bad, but some characters developed.

God help you if your first taste of Star Trek is Discovery.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

VOY was the last Prime Timeline show and the entry point for many millennials. It started bad, but some characters developed.

God help you if your first taste of Star Trek is Discovery.

I tell people to watch DS9.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

>drop out of warp right so close
I hate that JJ Abrams/Kurtzman schtick.

It worked for Macross and RoboTech: Macross as some of the Zentradi were intentionally trying to bumper car each other's ships when they exit a space fold.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

>drop out of warp right so close
I hate that JJ Abrams/Kurtzman schtick.

...It's intentional.

It's directly mimicking the Vengeance scene from JJ Trek 2, almost shot for shot.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If Star Trek: Kiwi Farms was a thing, what ship would we be on? What would our crew positions be? What would our mission be? Who would be retard wrangler captain? We can only pick people who frequent the thread.

Like for Constitution-class
Agree for Excelsior-class
Winner for Galaxy-class
Heart for Defiant-class (which gets a +1 from me)
Optimistic for Nova-class
Hat for "you're an autistic retard, stop this now"

I don't think any of us would ever be on a flagship like the Enterprise.

Nominate yourselves (or others) for staff positions and suggest mission parameters. I'd say we'd be put on, ahem, exploration and fact-finding missions in parts of space that the Federation doesn't really care about.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Vengeance

USS BIGSCARYSHIP

 

[Miller]

...It's intentional.

It's directly mimicking the Vengeance scene from JJ Trek 2, almost shot for shot.

I know.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

USS BIGSCARYSHIP

Section 31 having ships is such a stupid fucking idea to me.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

well now I want an adventure with blackspoiltation tuvok.

Lieutenant Commander Tuvok is: The Guy from Vulcan

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Section 31 having ships is such a stupid fucking idea to me.

At least, the Dreadnaught class. Aside from the general silliness of having a man who lived in 1991 designing it, Section 31 is supposed to be engaging in covert operations, so their command ship would be like the Defiant where the cloaking device is the most important part.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

At least, the Dreadnaught class. Aside from the general silliness of having a man who lived in 1991 designing it, Section 31 is supposed to be engaging in covert operations, so their command ship would be like the Defiant where the cloaking device is the most important part.

I read this and part of me thought "yeah they could've at the very least made the Vengeance have a cloak or something" then I realized mid-thought that if they did that it would literally just be the Scimitar.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

If Star Trek: Kiwi Farms was a thing, what ship would we be on? What would our crew positions be? What would our mission be? Who would be retard wrangler captain? We can only pick people who frequent the thread.

Like for Constitution-class
Agree for Excelsior-class
Winner for Galaxy-class
Heart for Defiant-class (which gets a +1 from me)
Optimistic for Nova-class
Hat for "you're an autistic retard, stop this now"

I don't think any of us would ever be on a flagship like the Enterprise.

Nominate yourselves (or others) for staff positions and suggest mission parameters. I'd say we'd be put on, ahem, exploration and fact-finding missions in parts of space that the Federation doesn't really care about.

We should be a Miranda-class modified for intel gathering. Everyone in Starfleet hates us for our methods but loves our results.

 

[Captain Syrup]

At least, the Dreadnaught class. Aside from the general silliness of having a man who lived in 1991 designing it, Section 31 is supposed to be engaging in covert operations,

Comparing those Kelvin timeline ships in STO is hilarious.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

At least, the Dreadnaught class. Aside from the general silliness of having a man who lived in 1991 designing it, Section 31 is supposed to be engaging in covert operations, so their command ship would be like the Defiant where the cloaking device is the most important part.

Alternatively, they could develop more long-range transporter tech like a Stargate. No ships, less likely you'll get caught.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Alternatively, they could develop more long-range transporter tech like a Stargate. No ships, less likely you'll get caught.

The Iconian Empire already did.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

We should be a Miranda-class modified for intel gathering. Everyone in Starfleet hates us for our methods but loves our results.

Weren't those mostly supply and transport vessels, though?

 

[AnOminous]

If you could captain any of the ships, which? Personally, I'm a sucker for the Galaxy Class.

Constitution. Classic NCC-1701 baby. It may seem like the grognard's choice but as Kirk taught us, if you captain that shit you get ALL the space pussy.

If Star Trek: Kiwi Farms was a thing, what ship would we be on?

Romulan Bird of Prey.

Chris Pine was just... Chris Pine, and Paul Wesley doesn't do it for me. At least Pine looks like he could pass for a young Kirk, but SNW Kirk looks like a vegan middle school teacher. Zero Shatner in there.

He's pretty much Mr. van Driessen from Beavis n Butthead. Zero pussy getting motherfucker. The Bizarro World Kirk.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

If Star Trek: Kiwi Farms was a thing, what ship would we be on?

Pakled Clumpship.​