Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Clown College 2nd Year]

I'll always have a soft spot for the Akira class...

How do you do my fellow Akira class enjoyer? It's probably my third favorite class after Connie refit and Defiant.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

. @Curzon Dax-sama has to be first officer - we need our own Riker, after all.

I'm shitfaced right now, so unironically, that'd be a fit.

 

[Captain Syrup]

They're both bitchy

It's been like a decade since I sat through TNG but wasn’t there literally ONE scene where Admiral Necheyev wasn’t acting menopausal and it’s only because Picard’s shoving hors d’oeuvres down her throat?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

It's been like a decade since I sat through TNG but wasn’t there literally ONE scene where Admiral Necheyev wasn’t acting menopausal and it’s only because Picard’s shoving hors d’oeuvres down her throat?

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Admiral Nullchayev can be similarly coaxed with Limburger cheese.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Admiral Nullchayev can be similarly coaxed with Limburger cheese.

>inb4 an Intrepid class ship is assigned to serve as Admiral Nullchayev's personal boat
How well does Limburger go with the neural net gel?

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

bruh
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There used to be USS Pamela Anderson class fan design on the Starship Schematics site back in the 90ies but had been deleted from it. With it being two Olympus ships welded together to have the two sphere sections side-by-side to form the boobs.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

we would be a recon vessel that gathers valuable intelligence and everyone in Starfleet hates us, but we get results.

iykyk

 

[WonderWino]

Null is smart, he makes things go.

I search for things, things that make the server go
and cheese. I search for alot of cheese

Followed by null flat out murdering neelix for bringing that shit tier cheese on board that fucked the bioneural gel packs and crashed the server three times in a week

 

[Chunky Salsa]

I read this and part of me thought "yeah they could've at the very least made the Vengeance have a cloak or something" then I realized mid-thought that if they did that it would literally just be the Scimitar.

And everyone loved the Scimitar and didn't think it was a cringe ship at all!

 

[Calandrino]

Always fun seeing what cokeheads in the ’80s thought “future video games” were gonna be.

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That ball game thing is actually prescient imo.

There used to be USS Pamela Anderson class fan design on the Starship Schematics site back in the 90ies but had been deleted from it. With it being two Olympus ships welded together to have the two sphere sections side-by-side to form the boobs.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

All right. Nullchayev is the flag officer, AnOminous is captain, Curzon Dax-sama is our manwhore first officer, Mr. Racewar1488 is chief of engineering, and Flexo is our borg chief of operations. We are aboard NCC-1488, the USS Kiwi, a Defiant-class vessel. The main mission is intel and fact-finding and no one knows why were given an overpowered warship. Starfleet doesn't like that Captain AnOminous blows up so many vessels, but Admiral Nullchayev doesn't care because "they deserved it." Most of the time, the crew is working against Ferengi splinter groups which broke away from the Alliance in defiance of Rom's reforms. It is an open secret that Nullchayev hates the Indians Ferengi for banning him from all latinum processing networks. Maybe that's why we got a Defiant....

I'm having too much fun with this. It's giving me ridiculous story ideas.

 

[Captain Syrup]

It's giving me ridiculous story ideas.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Let the man cook.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

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All in favor of Captain Syrup being head of waste extraction?

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

These were what I had in mind for crew quarters for the Defiant. Would've also post pics of PT boat crew berthing but every PT boat site online are anal as fuck about hosting any interior photos and pictures. Since they all seem go want to charge for those.

Spoiler

Or to really maximize the Defiant skull fucking potential, crammed the lower enlisted into fewer rooms using these and make so of the freed up space for more dakka.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

These were what I had in mind for crew quarters for the Defiant. Would've also post pics of PT boat crew berthing but every PT boat site online are anal as fuck about hosting any interior photos and pictures. Since they all seem go want to charge for those.

This is pretty cool, but we already sort of have an idea of the Defiant's crew quarters. Spoiler alert: they sucked.



DS9 made regular jokes about how cramped they were. Even the mess hall was tiny:



The point of the Defiant is that it sacrificed all the creature comforts for raw firepower and maneuverability. It didn't even have a holodeck. I can see both Admiral Nullchayev and Captain AnOminous hating holodecks.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Oh great. You get shoved into a fucking tin can, and you won't even get access to the telly, because there is no telly. Do they at least serve booze on the NCC-1488?

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

This is pretty cool, but we already sort of have an idea of the Defiant's crew quarters. Spoiler alert: they sucked.

If going by pampered Federation standards.

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Still too spacious as those are twin or double beds width wise. Two crew members per room. Instead of four to twelve crew members for the same size rooms. And that's with boomer submarine and larger surface U.S. Navy ships. The smaller attack submarines say hello to hotbunking.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Oh great. You get shoved into a fucking tin can, and you won't even get access to the telly, because there is no telly. Do they at least serve booze on the NCC-1488?

Only synthehol.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Television not existing anymore was such a bizarre addition to the lore.