Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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"Hey, so the Klingons kinda killed my son. Not to be a bother, but I wouldn't mind if they all died, eh?"
People forget Kirk is from Iowa.

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But I tell ya what, you let just one Klingon into the Academy,
And the next thing you know
They’ll be drinkin’ prune juice!
We got one, two, three...
Bat’leths in the library!
Ya better lock up your tribbles
Or they’ll eat ‘em in the gymnasium!
 
Oh great. You get shoved into a fucking tin can, and you won't even get access to the telly, because there is no telly. Do they at least serve booze on the NCC-1488?

So this got me thinking, we know that the Royal Navy is still a thing in Star Trek, so does that mean there's a chance that the rum ration is still a thing?

Tom Paris was a faggot, too.

Also he wouldn't die, I swear we was killed and resurrected about 4 times during the show.
 
Nah scratch what I said before, Voyager plows straight into that frozen pissball at the edge of the Alpha Quadrant all because Forever Ensign Kim decides to mash the wrong button.

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Also he wouldn't die, I swear we was killed and resurrected about 4 times during the show.
Janeway died, I think, 17 times in that show. Sometimes twice before the next episode. You think I’m joking? I wish I was.
 
Worse part of heading to Alpha Quadrant is the Federation being exponentially closer to the Delta Quadrant by virtue of being a Beta Quadrant power. Moreso with the Federation literally being on both sides of the Klingon Empire.
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Certified Ingame goes into detail on this while citing the episodes Federation worlds and colonies appeared in.
 
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Worse part of heading to Alpha Quadrant is the Federation being exponentially closer to the Delta Quadrant by virtue of being a Beta Quadrant power. Moreso with the Federation literally being on both sides of the Klingon Empire.
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Certified Ingame goes into detail on this while citing the episodes Federation worlds and colonies appeared in.
That map makes no sense
 
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Worse part of heading to Alpha Quadrant is the Federation being exponentially closer to the Delta Quadrant by virtue of being a Beta Quadrant power.
Beta Quadrant is basically this vague, foggy, made-up bullshit no one ever mapped out. Somehow the Klingons are knee-deep in this Dominion war mess, in the Alpha Quadrant. They tried to patch over the Romulans with that Tal Shiar/Obsidian Order subplot, but the Klingons are just there for the craic.

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Worse part of heading to Alpha Quadrant is the Federation being exponentially closer to the Delta Quadrant by virtue of being a Beta Quadrant power. Moreso with the Federation literally being on both sides of the Klingon Empire.
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Certified Ingame goes into detail on this while citing the episodes Federation worlds and colonies appeared in.
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Garidians? The Romulan offshoots from A Final Unity have almost as much territory as the Romulans themselves?
 
Beta Quadrant is basically this vague, foggy, made-up bullshit no one ever mapped out. Somehow the Klingons are knee-deep in this Dominion war mess, in the Alpha Quadrant. They tried to patch over the Romulans with that Tal Shiar/Obsidian Order subplot, but the Klingons are just there for the craic.

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You! The Sisko that is moving, experience BIJ.
 
Beta Quadrant is basically this vague, foggy, made-up bullshit no one ever mapped out. Somehow the Klingons are knee-deep in this Dominion war mess, in the Alpha Quadrant. They tried to patch over the Romulans with that Tal Shiar/Obsidian Order subplot, but the Klingons are just there for the craic.

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According to Deep Space Nine, there's such a thing as the Cardassian-Klingon border. But if that map is to be believed, the Klingons flew through Federation space to attack the Cardassians... It don't make no sense!

Unless they're using 3D space and having the Cardassian empire stretched "underneath" the Federation and be directly next to the Klingons that way.
 
According to Deep Space Nine, there's such a thing as the Cardassian-Klingon border. But if that map is to be believed, the Klingons flew through Federation space to attack the Cardassians... It don't make no sense!

Unless they're using 3D space and having the Cardassian empire stretched "underneath" the Federation and be directly next to the Klingons that way.
I though the Klingon planned to attack through Federation space, which is what made it so outrageous.
 
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