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CervixHammer said:
Paul Giamatti's spaceship is a fucking transformer. Starfleet will never RETVRN to coherent spaceship designs.
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Oh great, more obese women in Starfleet...
This is pure Kurtzman cancer, scenes featuring only women in charge, low-T men in uniforms, vulgar [current year] dialogues, scenes ripped from other movies (the reading glasses like Kirk in Wrath of Khan), awful ship designs, etc.

As for the guy's ship being in multiple parts, that's because it's set in the STD "future" timeline where the nacelles, saucer and main sections are not attached. Yes, it's absolutely retarded because it's made by people who don't understand science-fiction and Trek in general.
 
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Holy fuck, this is even worse than I've feared. I just want to die.
 
Miller said:
Oh great, more obese women in Starfleet...
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Notice that the captain has very long, obviously dyed hair that makes her look like a pilates instructor and which is constantly hanging in her face. Remember when women in Starfleet had conservative military 'dos? (I know Gates McFadden showed off a glorious Irish mane, and Katie Mulgrew's style was always in flux, but those were the exceptions). It's a really small thing, but it's just another example of the producers deliberately making the female actors look less like military professionals and more like cosplayers.

I'm getting really sick of all of the actors who have what I suspect are lower class Bri'ish accents, too. Despite being a yokel from the Colonies, I can tell that Picard is highly cultured and these other people are street trash who don't belong in the circles they're moving in.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
John Adams ain't fucking around no more!
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Miller said:
As for the guy's ship being in multiple parts, that's because it's set in the STD "future" timeline where the nacelles, saucer and main sections are not attached. Yes, it's absolutely retarded because it's made by people who don't understand science-fiction and Trek in general.
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They gotta stop trying to make the new Trek ships more "futuristic". The old ships were "here’s a big plate and some tubes. The saucer is the house part and the tubes are the zoom part."

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STD is like “actually this ship gets high on mushrooms and then starts tweaking."

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Remember when they added gel packs? Like the Intrepid is powered by Capri Suns full of cum.

The sequels were dumb but Star Wars had the intelligence not to change the X-Wing ’cause they knew people would immediately pretend it never happened.
 
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Captain Syrup said:
The sequels were dumb but Star Wars had the intelligence not to change the X-Wing ’cause they knew people would immediately pretend it never happened.
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I mean the sequels kinda have the opposite problem where shit is the exact same even after 30 years. The x-wings and tie fighters are not only still in use, but even look identical outside of different paint jobs.

ToroidalBoat said:
Nemesis and Insurrection are such forgetful movies that I forgot they were out.

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Insurrection has lame villains and is a complete snoozefest, and Nemesis has decent story setups but the execution feels like a straight-to-TV Syfy movie.

I'd rather watch TMP again than those wastes of film, and I can't stand TMP.
 
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CervixHammer said:
Paul Giamatti's spaceship is a fucking transformer. Starfleet will never RETVRN to coherent spaceship designs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OMsF9MP2I8c
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I could have sworn up and down I saw a similar design with those three ships becoming one larger ship somewhere before.

Oh yeah! Wing Commander: Prophecy had an enemy fighter type that, if you left them alive long enough, would combine into a larger bomber that could threaten capital ships. They needed three for the full combination, so as long as you kept shooting one off they couldn't do it.

Kind of sad the "best" modern Trek can do is ape silly gimmicks from old space games.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
Didn't Gene literally make make Frakes lose weight because Riker couldn't be fat
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Gene had a rule that only fit people could be cast. Several cast member and guest star's bitched about it in the past. Gene wanted everyone in Starfleet to look the part so no uggo's, no fatties. You had to make the uniform look good or no 3 second spot for you.

Not that I blame him, look what relaxing the fitness standard ended up causing.

Not that the Tilly memes weren't pretty damn fine.
 
Oh, the Academy series is in the 32nd century as well. So nu-Trek continues to destroy both the past and the future of Star Trek lore. It's so fucking depressing. All the optimism of Star Trek is dead and it's just grimdark now. Discovery seasons 3-5 were so fucking stupid. WHy does everything plot they think of have to be some huge, Galaxy wrecking event? They did that shit in Picard as well. Where is my fun space exploration show?

CervixHammer said:
Paul Giamatti's spaceship is a fucking transformer. Starfleet will never RETVRN to coherent spaceship designs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OMsF9MP2I8c
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Just look at this shit. It's just schizpherenic method out cuts and flashing lights and colors to keep the attention of idiots whose brains have been rotted by constant stimulation from TikTok and social media. And the EMH is there 800 years in the future because REMEMBER HIM? It as from a time when Star Trek was actually interesting and not written by idiots (which is a wild thing to say about Voyager but you really start to appreciate it after struggling though modern Star Trek).

Miller said:
Oh great, more obese women in Starfleet...
This is pure Kurtzman cancer, scenes featuring only women in charge, low-T men in uniforms, vulgar [current year] dialogues, scenes ripped from other movies (the reading glasses like Kirk in Wrath of Khan), awful ship designs, etc.

As for the guy's ship being in multiple parts, that's because it's set in the STD "future" timeline where the nacelles, saucer and main sections are not attached. Yes, it's absolutely retarded because it's made by people who don't understand science-fiction and Trek in general.
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Fat women in charge is the future, Chud. How the fuck could anyone stomach seasons full of that Jem'Hadar woman? She's absolutely horrifying to look at. From the trailers, we also get to suffer through insufferable turbo lesbo Tig Notaro lecturing us on how to be good heckin people. Everyone is fat, gay, female, or brown in the future. We are so fucked.

That greenscreening of them all running up the staircase is SO BAD.[

Miller said:
Oh great, more obese women in Starfleet...
This is pure Kurtzman cancer, scenes featuring only women in charge, low-T men in uniforms, vulgar [current year] dialogues, scenes ripped from other movies (the reading glasses like Kirk in Wrath of Khan), awful ship designs, etc.

As for the guy's ship being in multiple parts, that's because it's set in the STD "future" timeline where the nacelles, saucer and main sections are not attached. Yes, it's absolutely retarded because it's made by people who don't understand science-fiction and Trek in general.
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Oh Christ, I forgot about that retarded shit. The entire universe is spanned by a literal mushroom plane of existence.
 
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Sayer of the N-Word said:
Notice that the captain has very long, obviously dyed hair that makes her look like a pilates instructor
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Every time they try to make “sexy young Star Trek” it looks like your grandpa got trapped in a Forever 21. It's pathetic because Trek INVENTED this stuff, and now they’re showing up ten years late with pansexuals in leather jackets doing Marvel quips.
Oh Christ, I forgot about that retarded shit. The entire universe is spanned by a literal mushroom plane of existence.
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Miller said:
vulgar [current year] dialogues
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This bugs me more than anything in Nu-Trek. "Oh, but it's realistic" Yeah, but it's supposed to be a vision of humanity better than what we have now. The new Star Treks are just current year everything is shades of grey, everything sucks, morality is dead, racism is still a thing drek.
 
Trek is doomed., You can't share a vision of what a more evolved humanity looks like without calling somebody the caveman of today. TV is a conspiracy to sell food, you can't make it a plot point that human evolution is going to ruin the whole scam and the fat viewers won't exist anymore. You certainly can't suggest that everyone won't be twerking all the time.
 
Remember when everyone was like “haha Roddenberry, that horny Benadryl grandpa,” and then him and his wife die and suddenly Trek turns into a corporate diversity training video?

Manny Coto shows up, probably realizing he has one chance to save the franchise, and they dump this mop bucket in his lap. “Hey Manny go clean up all this Braga diarrhea."

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And now there’s no growth, no momentum, no sense that the story continues past the pilots. It’s just endless elevator pitches.
 
Sayer of the N-Word said:
I'm getting really sick of all of the actors who have what I suspect are lower class Bri'ish accents
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It's so bad on that fat'addar femoid. I know, I know, we've said it over and over again but they literally don't know a single thing about Jem'Hadar. Talking with some nice demure fake british. What the fuck is this shit. Jem'Hadar spoke in growling monotone voices.

It breaks my fucking heart. The Jem'Hadar is such a fucking cool race. They existed for only one purpose and it's to be the deadly end of a shapeshifter's tentacle and they reveled in it. Seeing them turned into this docile femoid is sickening.

The humiliation ritual must continue.
 
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I can think of three, maybe four, fat characters up until the end of Enterprise.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd
Cyrano Jones
Movie-era Scotty
Mot, the Enterprise-D barber
Morn. You can't tell me that's a healthy size for that species.

With the possible exception of Scotty, those are all comic relief characters. Are we sure Academy isn't a sitcom?

As an aside, I see that Paramount is getting aggressive in its pursuit of Warner. If that happens, does it increase or decrease the chances of a Babylon 5 revival being any good?
 
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