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Fuck, you guys are putting more thought into this fat nigger hybrid then the writers are.

It's just bad writing and a dearth of creativity, let it go.
We literally had this kind of talk on the RLM thread just a week ago, trying to explain to an autist that just because you "can" do something, doesn't mean you should. That breaking "rules" and whatever when it comes to art does not by default make something good or an improvement.

I swear I wanted to reach through the computer screen because every argument felt like it could have 100% been written by the writers of Discovery and Academy.

Discovery seasons 3-5 were so fucking stupid. WHy does everything plot they think of have to be some huge, Galaxy wrecking event? They did that shit in Picard as well. Where is my fun space exploration show?
I literally lost track. I remember S1 being the "mirror universe" twist. Then S2 being the really dumb Sec 31 story that ripped off the books.

S3 was about the EXTRA really dumb "burn" plot right? So can someone sum up S4 and S5?

Hehe... I wonder if Weyoun has ever played "Move Along Home"
Hah! But a true autist would know the name of the game was Chula.
 
Nevermind that fat cunt then. Carry on.
She got paid to just stuff herself on craft services for seven seasons. And act like a completely charmless moron the whole time because the character lacks "social graces.” It’s worse than root canal.

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Judging by her filmography, she’s basically done with acting. Just random Star Trek cameos and video games. I know she was on that Longmire show or whatever but I can’t unsee that little wart on her puffy vacant dumbass face.
 
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The actress who played Kira was pregnant for real when her character was acting as a surrogate for O'Brian's baby and she barely gained any weight at all.
Not just pregnant, pregnant with Bashir's baby.

Yes in real life. Alexander Siddag knocked up Nana. That's the entire joke/subtext of this scene.
 
"I... am eight."
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A lot of Jem'Hadar had a kind of... mocking tone too. Like they weren't deadpan, they had a bit of sass.

I always got the impression that they find talking to ‘lesser’ species distasteful. They put up with the Vorta, faun over the Founders, but the small handful of times you see them interacting with each other they seem far more personable (well, as personable and a vat-grown killing machine can be).

They were a really interesting addition to the show and just fleshed out enough that you wanted to know more. And what know now is that in the future they are FAT.
 
I always got the impression that they find talking to ‘lesser’ species distasteful. They put up with the Vorta, faun over the Founders, but the small handful of times you see them interacting with each other they seem far more personable (well, as personable and a vat-grown killing machine can be).

Another blink and you miss it detail is the smugger Alphas didn't like much their older inferior Gamma Jem'Hadar brethren. While the older experience Gammas did not much like smug upstart Alpha Jem'Hadar who think they're the hottest shit in the Quadrant. Both the Alpha and Gamma Jem'Hadar did agree with their mutual dislike for the Cardassians.

Harem of Trill hotties...

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Unless you're physically fucking the symbiont(s) they don't count as actual participates. Although they do count as onlooking backseaters.
 
Speaking of Gates and preggo's, did we ever find out who the father was? I know Spiner was the Godfather but I'm guessing he wasn't the one who got into the promised land.

Funny that I don't know, nor can I really find much info on her relationships or anything outside of her career, Her OpSec is pretty damn fine.
 
Both the Alpha and Gamma Jem'Hadar did agree with their mutual dislike for the Cardassians
The Obsidian Order tried launching a genocidal preemptive strike against the Founder homeworld, of course the Jem'Hadar would dislike the spoon-heads after that. When the order was finally given to purge Cardassia after their repeated insolence, it must have been sweeter than an endless dose of White for the Jem'Hadar.
 
"Gates decided to raise her son as a single mom to protect the father from the intensity of the Star Trek fans..."

I wonder how much of that is true?

Oh they married in 1993 and have been together ever since even if they "lived apart". I don't get that last bit but I'm glad she wasn't knocked up by some random nerd crushing on her. Talbot seems like a decent dude; or at least as much as Spybot can tell me.

I feel better now
 
I always got the impression that they find talking to ‘lesser’ species distasteful. They put up with the Vorta, faun over the Founders, but the small handful of times you see them interacting with each other they seem far more personable (well, as personable and a vat-grown killing machine can be).

They're always testy because other races come off as being easily distracted by bullshit and lacking any serious dedication and loyalty to their various causes. If you've ever tried to help a child with his homework but can't get him to stop talking about video games or TV shows you've never heard of and will never care about, you've felt what they feel.
 
I always loved how in this scene, Daniels is expressing gratiude to Archer for all he's done, while Archer (along with the audience) is just like: Get Out.gif
With the possible exception of Scotty, those are all comic relief characters. Are we sure Academy isn't a sitcom?
You could argue that in the future, one's mental strength is just as important as physical strength.

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure most Starfleet officers should at least be in good enough shape to bolt to the nearest escape pod when the ship is about to get blown up by the Breen or Paul Giamatti or whoever the main bad guys in the 31st century are now.
Now they’re like “okay but what if we combined a Klingon with murder rhino.” I’m supposed to care? Because Worf and some Jem'Hadar did the anime nod of mutual respect one time.
Careful. They might read this and make Jennifer Hadar Worf's descendant.
Didn't even have a chair to get the promotional photo on.
Most productions have ways to hide the pregnancy of an actress if the character itself is not pregnant (different camera angles, new clothes, props in the frame covering the belly, etc.).
Brooklyn Nine-Nine did an interesting variation on this. There's an episode where Amy has to go undercover as a pregnant prisoner while her actress was actually pregnant.

This means you had a pregnant woman pretending to not be a pregnant woman who had to pretend to be a pregnant woman.
B'elanna was wearing an engineering jacket over her uniform:
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Gotta love how there's no replacement engineer on call like Seven or Carey. Hell, there was even an episode that acted like Paris was being unreasonable for thinking, "Honey, maybe you shouldn't go down to the radioactive death planet for a mission while pregnant with our child."
 
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