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The Trill HAD the hottest women
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Why can't I have a Tril tomboy gf?
 
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I am dead serious here. The Trill had someone for everyone: supermodels, cute tomboy gfs, MILFs... Kurtzman is like: uhh, best I can do is trannies and disgusting hybrids. Say what you want about Berman being a horny dog, but he did know something about the core demographic that nuTrek producers couldn't care less about.
Maybe the dream isn't dead. Maybe there can be some bullshit explanation that there are sub-species of Trills and those with the dots are hot while those with ridges are usually ugly mystery meat abominations.
 
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Why can't I have a Tril tomboy gf?
Because it's 2026 and as a straight white male you are not allowed to have anything - not even a hot space waifu.
Maybe the dream isn't dead. Maybe there can be some bullshit explanation that there are sub-species of Trills and those with the dots are hot while those with ridges are usually ugly mystery meat abominations.
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In my Federation, the fuck-ugly mystery meat aliens will be deported.
 
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This is not part of the episode, right? RIGHT??! RIGHT???!!!!

The problem with that black hologram ain't that she's black... It's that she is so FUCKING UGLY.

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I'm not a great beauty, I'm barely average in looks. But this is like 20 levels below whatever I could be. If I had this face, I'd probably off myself. Truly, there are countless beautiful black actresses. We've seen a few on Star Trek as well. What the heck is this?!
 
"That was a real pretty dance, that dance they just did," said Hazel.

"Huh" said George.

"That dance-it was nice," said Hazel.

"Yup," said George. He tried to think a little about the ballerinas. They
weren't really very good-no better than anybody else would have been, anyway.

They were burdened with sashweights and bags of birdshot, and their faces
were masked, so that no one, seeing a free and graceful gesture or a pretty
face, would feel like something the cat drug in.

George was toying with the vague notion that maybe dancers shouldn't be handicapped. But he didn't get very far with it before another noise in his ear radio scattered his thoughts.

George winced. So did two out of the eight ballerinas.

 
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This is not part of the episode, right? RIGHT??! RIGHT???!!!!

The problem with that black hologram ain't that she's black... It's that she is so FUCKING UGLY.

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I'm not a great beauty, I'm barely average in looks. But this is like 20 levels below whatever I could be. If I had this face, I'd probably off myself. Truly, there are countless beautiful black actresses. We've seen a few on Star Trek as well. What the heck is this?!
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The entire DS9 connection is simply a shaggy dog tale for the fat retarded hologram character to accept her role as a flawed retarded "emissary" for the race of photonics

Oh my fucking god, are they really going to run with one of the most annoying Voyager plot lines? That somehow the doctor constituted life? Even that show kept flipping flopping on the subject because it’s a retarded premise. If I wrong a program to make my laptop scream and cry to not shut it down does that make my laptop a lifeform?
 
It's a classic sci-fi premise, Data is pretty much the same thing, so it's not like it's necessarily that dumb. The issue is...it's a classic sci-fi trope and Data was the same thing and the Doctor was the same thing so we've all already seen this story a million times.

If you can't be visionary about technology beyond repeating what was already said in the 1960s...you shouldn't be writing science fiction.
 
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I am dead serious here. The Trill had someone for everyone: supermodels, cute tomboy gfs, MILFs... Kurtzman is like: uhh, best I can do is trannies and disgusting hybrids. Say what you want about Berman being a horny dog, but he did know something about the core demographic that nuTrek producers couldn't care less about.

It's absolutely not a coincidence that this is now Dax.

It's just to spite beauty and white people. Dis shit ours now, cracka.

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This is not part of the episode, right? RIGHT??! RIGHT???!!!!

The problem with that black hologram ain't that she's black... It's that she is so FUCKING UGLY.

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I'm not a great beauty, I'm barely average in looks. But this is like 20 levels below whatever I could be. If I had this face, I'd probably off myself. Truly, there are countless beautiful black actresses. We've seen a few on Star Trek as well. What the heck is this?!
She legit looks like a bulldog, pug or something. Anyways with all this talk about the Bajorans I do kind of wonder if Winn got sent to whatever version of Bajoran hell they believe in. Afterlives aren't really discussed in trek other than the Klingons. Kira's father does say he can feel his pah slipping away and that the prophets are calling to him. I wonder if they join the prophets after death if they were good people. Although as was stated earlier they don't really tend to act like gods in the traditional sense, in the books it does say that the Q don't mess with them at all and leave them alone. Maybe they're more powerful than anyone knows.

It's absolutely not a coincidence that this is now Dax.

It's just to spite beauty and white people. Dis shit ours now, cracka.

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A half black Cardassian, Trill mix, now I think I've seen everything.
 
Oh my fucking god, are they really going to run with one of the most annoying Voyager plot lines? That somehow the doctor constituted life? Even that show kept flipping flopping on the subject because it’s a retarded premise. If I wrong a program to make my laptop scream and cry to not shut it down does that make my laptop a lifeform?

They make the case plausible by referencing him "exceeding his programming" but never get into specifics of exactly what that means. Clearly he doesn't have complete independence from his programming because all it takes is turning off his ethical subroutines to turn him into Dr Mengele. Personally I think it would been more poignant and certainly supported the case of him being truly alive if at some point during one of those incidents he still managed to refuse to do wrong and actually go against what he had been reprogrammed to do. I guess the closest example in his favor would be when he had to choose to save (tom i think?) or some random redshirt and chose tom and had a mental break because he was stuck in a feedback loop of trying to figure out why he choose one over the other when there was no external reason to guide him aside from the fact that he "liked" one more than the other one. He wasn't programed for that, so it's a notch to his sentience.
 
It's absolutely not a coincidence that this is now Dax.

It's just to spite beauty and white people. Dis shit ours now, cracka.

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I'm experiencing levels of BIJ previously thought to be impossible. There is no reason to think people would prefer the 32nd century mystery meat over this:
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The 24th century alcoholic slutty gambling-addict 'know it all' Trill Stacy beats the utter piss out of whatever Kurtzman wants to pull off here, and it's not even close.
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I wonder how their zhian'tara went, because Curzon would surely be like "Listen, I've hadn't had a good orgy in 800 years, but even I wouldn't do the sex with YOU."
 
It's absolutely not a coincidence that this is now Dax.

It's just to spite beauty and white people. Dis shit ours now, cracka.

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I do NOT want to know if the spots go all the way down. The actress isn't bad looking in real life so why did she agree to be made ugly as fuck? Are their make up people that bad? I'm not going to screenshot it but there's another shot of the wheelchair cadet in the background of one scene. I hope they have a very special episode about disabilities.
 
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This random Trill was the only thing that made Star Trek: Insurrection watchable. Turns out the actress was a massive alcoholic and died from liver failure at the age of 52! Sad, but at least she is preserved as yet another good example of how much the Trills were goonbait, at least until this new show ruined it...
Obligatory joke about wanting to put a worm in her.
 
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I'm not a great beauty, I'm barely average in looks. But this is like 20 levels below whatever I could be. If I had this face, I'd probably off myself. Truly, there are countless beautiful black actresses. We've seen a few on Star Trek as well. What the heck is this?!
I don't want to be mean to her because fuck it, get that bag.

But she looks like she has down syndrome. And I keep seeing her doing retarded shit in the promotional material. I feel like there's a really sinister gay dude in the production crew somewhere who is playing the cruelest practical joke on this actress.
 
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