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Flexo said:
That is almost a perfect way to describe their appeal.

Jadzia is the one you want to wrestle with, Ezri is the one you want to sit on your lap.

Now the real question is who's port do you plug into? Seven of Nine or Andrea?
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I give the edge to TOS. Full artificial beats even some meatbags every time (no matter how glorious they may be)
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Andrea without question, seven boobs are all suit
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Buff Mirror Janeway?

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The buff people in the Mirror Universe are always funny because we're often looking at characters who are in their 40s and up. Even Data is jacked despite being a robot who already has super strength.

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My favorite Mirror Universe portrayal is Picard the cover of the very good book Dark Mirror. You have Good Picard, who looks like a high school math teacher waiting for everyone to sit down so class can begin, and you have Bad Picard, who is slightly peeved:

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Speaking of muscularity, in this book's depiction of the Mirror Universe, standard Starfleet uniforms for men are more revealing (think soccer shorts and tight tees) and have padding to make the wearer look swole. It's a detail that a male writer would not have come up with, I think, since heavy flattering padding is mostly used on women's clothing.

(There's a scene where Good Picard has to find a disguise in his counterpart's wardrobe and chooses something totally hideous that he would normally only wear at gunpoint, reasoning (correctly) that it was probably something that he wore quite often since everything about the Mirror Federation Empire was tasteless and crude.)
 
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Isn't a decorate Navy pilot who has flown more than 40 aircraft and some of them in combat?

I don't think Tim Russ knows what DEI is if he thinks that is it.

Way to throw shade at an American hero who is doing something dangerous.

Am I a racist because when I saw him I saw his record and what he is doing now and not the color of his skin?
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Isn't a decorate Navy pilot who have flown more than 4 aircraft and some of them in combat?

I don't think Tim Russ knows what DEI is if he thinks that is it.

Way to throw shade at an American hero who is doing something dangerous.

Am I a racist because when I saw him I saw his record and what he is doing now and not the color of his skin?
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No, you're white. That's racist enough.
 
You know this is horseshit when there's no Kirk/Spock, the only gay couple Trekkers have ever actually been interested in. It's just too risky to use the Star Trek characters who are actually valuable (notice that they don't use George Takei's Sulu?) even in lighthearted noncanonical publications like this despite their supposed commitment to the LBGTP cause.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
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Mirror Janeway would be a likable character.

Captain Syrup said:
Is Archer the only captain who never gets his dick wet? Neelix got more action than he did.

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It does not count if it happened in the evil universe.

I checked the wiki. In the fourth season he has a one-episode fling with....Hernandez.

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I don't think it was a one-episode thing, it's implied that they had a thing prior to this episode.

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Why. won't. you. die?
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Imagine being paid to write a gay comic for June. What a career...
 
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Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
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TNG is the first show I remember ever choosing to watch on purpose when I was a kid, looking at what Trek is now is just painful.

Here is hoping comics go the way of the dodo soon so they run out of semi cheap ways to make this garbage.

What gets me is there are plenty of hot chicks in Star trek history so if they would just follow Japan's example and make these gay comics just out right porn of these characters banging each other they would have a chance of selling to more than five people. Sure those sales would be to perverts but a sale is a sale and all these comic people are complaining about needing Go Fund Mes in order to pay their rent each month and IDW keeps firing people, you would think they would try anything to boost sales at this point.

P.S Andrea beats 7 of 9 every time, plus she didn't help get Obama elected.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
What gets me is there are plenty of hot chicks in Star trek history so if they would just follow Japan's example and make these gay comics just out right porn of these characters banging each other they would have a chance of selling to more than five people. Sure those sales would be to perverts but a sale is a sale and all these comic people are complaining about needing Go Fund Mes in order to pay their rent each movie and IDW keeps firing people, you would think they would try anything to boost sales at this point.
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If Japan and the explosion of the romantasy genre in books are any indications, you can sell a lot of stuff to both male and female demographics by making it spicy.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
If Japan and the explosion of the romantasy genre in books are any indications, you can sell a lot of stuff to both male and female demographics by making it spicy.
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Exactly, and with even the major comic book publishers firing people to save costs and canceling books every month you would think they would be willing to try anything at this point to save their bacon.

Imagine a DS9 mirror universe comic where we see Evil Kira do to Dax what was only able to be implied on the TV show, I am pretty sure that would sell better than the books shown above and they could still market it as part of pride month.

If they are not willing to print what sells they deserve to go out of business.
 
The Nothingness said:
What is it with black characters, particularly female ones, in the last ten years either being obnoxious, sexual deviants, or both?
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The same reason all blacks now have dreadlocks, have a back story involving crime, and talk like they are from the ghetto, Hollyweird thinks that is what all black people are like no matter where they are from.

In other words Hollyweird calls everyone else racist while they are some of the few true racists left on earth. The days of Star Trek writing Sisko the same as all the white characters are long gone in Star Trek.
 
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Whatever they do next with Star Trek it had better not be another cameo fest, remake, or prequel.

Please just set it about a hundred years after Voyager so they can have a clean slate without relying on cameo of actors in their 80s and make it about a good cast of characters on a new Enterprise exploring the galaxy and dealing with some new big bad, not just The Borg or the Klingons again, and for the love of god please let good sci-fi writers work on it, even if they just want to pitch one episode listen to the pitch like they did for TOS. Star Trek can't take another series that is viewed by fewer than half a million people.

I really hope they fix this.
 
Sayer of the N-Word said:
Speaking of muscularity, in this book's depiction of the Mirror Universe, standard Starfleet uniforms for men are more revealing (think soccer shorts and tight tees) and have padding to make the wearer look swole. It's a detail that a male writer would not have come up with, I think, since heavy flattering padding is mostly used on women's clothing.
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They also fixed the top-tug problem. There's a scene where Picard goes to sit down and tugs at his shirt, then realises he doesn't need to. It makes him feel weirdly envious for just a moment.

Pretty good, book all told. Pairs up well with Q Squared for alt-universe shenanigans. I wish I hadn't lost my copies.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
dealing with some new big bad
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That's the last thing Star Trek needs at this point because it'll keep it as a 10 episode season where the writers will attempt, and fail, at creating GoT in space or copy DS9. Treat it more like TNG where there are a couple of antagonist races but it's more of a Cold War-style conflict which would prevent the writers from creating a CGI bukkake scene every episode where ships that all look the same are pew-pewing at each other.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
That's the last thing Star Trek needs at this point because it'll keep it as a 10 episode season where the writers will attempt, and fail, at creating GoT in space or copy DS9. Treat it more like TNG where there are a couple of antagonist races but it's more of a Cold War-style conflict which would prevent the writers from creating a CGI bukkake scene every episode where ships that all look the same are pew-pewing at each other.
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Maybe I should send CBS scripts for my more serious fanfiction? Not the Marines one.
 
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