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I just realized that if they do decide to reference The Doctor in Picard, it’ll be that the character is dead because after the whole freak out and forbidding androids to exist, they probably felt the same about holograms and turned him off for good. Because everything has to be dark and depressing.
They wouldn't do that to a beloved character. They'd lock his consciousness inside a black box and make him beg Picard for the sweet release of death like Data.
 
VOY: I'm assuming you mean Seven/Chacotay? Yeah, that was kind of dumb and I agree it made no sense. But that barely had an impact on anything. Nothing ever came of it, and Seven is apparently a lesbo now in Picard.

it made sense when you remember chakotay was an actual character at some point compared to the non-entitiy in the later seasons after the writers didn't give him anything to work with anymore. can't remember if it was after or before he complained about the role and nothing happened (or got shut down, apparently the set on voyager was an even bigger mess than the writing was). either way it kinda seeped into the role where chakotay basically went along with whatever janeway saw in her coffee fortunes, as some form of reverse method acting just cashing his cheque while letting crazy kathy run the ship while he bangs bitches on the holodeck.

imo it also made more sense than the docter, since a) he's a hologram (and I don't think even 00's trek wanted to deal with a virual husbando) and b) always looked more like a crush or simple infatuation. not saying there was no chemistry, but that never felt overly romantic to me.
 
chakotay was an actual character at some point compared to the non-entitiy in the later seasons after the writers didn't give him anything to work with anymore.
I wonder if it's related to the production finding out that their "native" consultant was a fraud.
 
Actually, correction, I think the Ops officer in the first season was Worf.
Which of them was the top?
Nah it was always Data. Worf was "red-shirt extra" along with Geordi then when Tasha died he took over as security/tactical and Geordi moved down to engineering.

It is kind of funny to watch S1 of TNG and watch all the senior engineers the show goes through before La Forge.
 
In my version of that episode Q would tempt me with a version of reality where I'm a badass go-getter with my own ship and i'd just be like "Nah I'm cool. That sounds stressful. Wanna play snooker? It's like pool kinda." Then I'd go back to doing geology in my comfy turquoise uniform with one dot on the collar.

It is one thing to make you think - would Picard have chosen the junior grade life if it meant never having to encounter the Borg? Stellar episode and all and I get they didn't really have room for it, but it does make you wonder. Sure I get learning from a youthful regret and all that - but what that horrific moment? Would he trade his captainship to be free of the Borg?

(and I don't think even 00's trek wanted to deal with a virual husbando
Uh....... no, they dealt with that.
 
Everything wrong with [current year] Star Trek in one poster:

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They really don't like Kirk it seems like.
No Archer
Kirk is the tiniest character on the poster despite being the face of the franchise
Nimoy Spock bigger than Kirk
Sulu and Uhura on the poster for no reason other than "we need to add that black woman and that asian character played by a gay man"
Jay-El instead of TNG Picard
STD Pike
Mary Sue Burnham in the front
The Discovery as the symbol of Star Trek instead of the TOS Enterprise
 
Kirk embodies everything the modern day sjw hates about men; He was masculine, confident, attractive, commanding/authoritative, and a natural leader of men. The opposite of the open mouth, balding, glasses wearing soy golems today.
 
Even just taking a glance at it you can tell how much of a job this was for someone rather than something made out of a passion for the franchise. If someone made one because they wanted to and decided to still keep it in the shape of the Starfleet symbol you could still fill it with at least 1-3 characters depending on the series and then just dump every current series character on the bottom. This is kind of what came to mind immediately, obviously not proportioned but you get the idea.
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It's like someone just googled "Star Trek characters" and chose the "diverse" ones...

"like"? Nah, somebody actually did that. The Starfleet captains should be on the front, they aren't. You'd never guess Sisko and Janeway were the leaders of their show.
 
Also like Bill Shatner said on Twitter (to troll CBS and Kurtzman): where are the JJ movies?
The Starfleet captains should be on the front, they aren't.
If they had made a poster featuring only the starfleet captains of each spin-off they wouldn't have been able to shove Mary Sue Burnham in front and center of it.
 
Everything wrong with [current year] Star Trek in one poster:

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George Takai over DeForest Kelley? Sulu was a nothing character. Remembered mostly for being shirtless with a fencing sword in one episode while the crew was going nutso. His desire to be "a captain" probably reduced his screen time in The Undiscovered Country.

I guess being gay, Asian, obsessed with Bill Shatner and a complete social media jackass has its perks. Sort of.
 
No Archer
Kirk is the tiniest character on the poster despite being the face of the franchise

You can literally sense the seething of the fat tranny who made the poster in even being forced to include Kirk at all, REEEEEEE fucking white male, he snarled as he reluctantly put him in as small as he possibly could.
 
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