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- Aug 22, 2020
Star Trek V would have been a good 1 hour episodeyeah I've often heard it's less terrible than the other nutreks
but that's like being the most charming child rapist
as for Five... eh. I don't really hate it that much. Yeah there's issues but it does important rock climbing and god punching from TOS that had gone neglected in the movies
If you cut out everything before Sybok hijacks the Enterprise
Start in media res
Captain's log. Stardate blah blah blah. The Enterprise has been hijacked by Sybok, a mad Vulcan. He has brainwashed key officers and members of my crew and is taking the ship towards the great barrier at the center of the galaxy. He claims to be following a message from God.
He is also Spock's brother.
*TOS music swells*
Maybe 2 parter if they could come up with some good ideas for what happens when they reach Sha Ka Ree other than "God shows up, Kirk gets spicy, action, FIN"