Culture Star Wars' Biggest Problem Is the Fans - Slop Wars: The Rainbow Menace

The internet has never made it easy for people to speak their minds. Convenience of digital connection aside, there have always been online trolls and toxic comments ready to pounce on anyone who dares to bare their authentic self in public life, and the newest round of controversies and unfounded criticisms directed at Star Wars projects demonstrates that the beloved sci-fi franchise is no different. For decades, viewers have been relentlessly attacking Star Wars performers and creators, with the renewed push against TV shows like The Acolyte demonstrating the venom with which a particular set of audience members scrutinize everyone's favorite galaxy. The vitriol of these persistent voices has subsequently spread throughout the internet, making it feel impossible to say anything positive about Star Wars without turning every discussion into a heated debate.

The unacceptable abuse that Star Wars' prequel-era actors like Ahmed Best received from fans in the late '90s and early 2000s has been well-documented, and since then, negative Star Wars voices have only been amplified by the mainstream spread of social media. Leslye Headland's groundbreaking series has been relentlessly review-bombed online, causing The Acolyte to possess a huge disparity between its positive critical reception and abysmal audience score on aggregate websites like Rotten Tomatoes. Since the majority of these hate-filled criticisms are either overreactions to alleged continuity errors within the Star Wars universe or backlash aimed at attacking the show's long-overdue inclusivity, the bad actors spreading them are clearly spinning controversy out of nothing, and this manufactured outrage can be directly traced back to the demographics of the original trilogy.

The Original Star Wars Movies Were a Product of a Different Time
Given the franchise's current popularity, it's hard to believe there was ever a time when no one on earth had ever watched one of George Lucas's Star Wars movies. The first film in the original trilogy, originally just titled Star Wars upon its 1977 release, was shown to the public during a decade of classic hits like Steven Spielberg's Jaws in 1975 and Rocky in 1976. This was a time when Hollywood relied almost exclusively on traditional tropes to tell stories exclusively through a Euro-centric, white male lens. Protagonists were almost always played up as ultra-masculine tough guys, while supporting casts typically consisted of domestic female characters or problematic stereotypes, and as films released during this insulated time period, the original Star Wars movies are often construed as possessing a similarly narrow narrative focus.

Despite taking place in a galaxy far, far away from the filmmaking conventions of Earth, Star Wars' original trilogy features a mostly white cast, female characters with largely unrealized potential, and no LGBTQ+ storylines depicted onscreen. While powerful female leaders like Mon Mothma and Carrie Fisher's iconic Princess Leia are outspoken forces for good in the trilogy, the latter's relationship with the Force and her father is glossed over in favor of her brother, and Leia's infamous bikini scene at Jabba's palace in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi feels like fodder for a generation of male fantasies. Yet, the original trilogy's premise still feels magical to watch and provided formative memories for many of Star Wars' older fans, creating such an impact on viewers' minds that many still consider the first three movies the definitive guide to the Star Wars experience. Unfortunately, this mindset's reliance on the original trilogy's outdated aesthetics severely limits the understanding of what a Star Wars story can be.


Modern Star Wars Projects Have Expanded the Universe While Battling Online Hate
In the aftermath of the original trilogy's popularity, Star Wars broadened its appeal to accommodate an entirely new generation of fans to the franchise. The prequels' Queen Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman) made up for the original movies' oversight by showcasing a powerful, fictional queen whose bravery and political wisdom competed with the likes of Count Dooku (Christopher Lee) and then-Chancellor Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid), and the introduction of Ahsoka (Ashley Eckstein) in 2007's Star Wars: The Clone Wars gave younger viewers a powerful heroine to grow up with. Increased efforts at telling diverse Star Wars stories came when Disney purchased Lucasfilm in 2012, though many of the Mouse House's Star Wars releases have been marred by online hate.

While Disney did make some decisions that caused legitimate controversy within the Star Wars fandom, such as removing the beloved Legends continuity from canon, many alleged controversies of this time period unfolded because problematic Star Wars viewers chose outrage over trying to understand change. The narrative quality of Disney's Sequel trilogy aside, the movies' progressive decision to hire Daisy Ridley as Rey and John Boyega as Finn marked important firsts for the franchise's leads. Yet, these casting decisions also resulted in constant online harassment for both actors in the aftermath of their performances, with many detractors trying to drag Star Wars back to a less inclusive past.

Flash forward to The Last Jedi's release in 2017, and this online hate reached a fever pitch. Kelly Marie Tran's heartwarming performance as Rose Tico drew the ire of a racist internet horde, causing Tran to quit Instagram in order to look out for her mental health. Disney, admittedly, did not handle the backlash well. Not only did the final film in the sequel trilogy, 2019's The Rise of Skywalker, greatly reduce Rose's screentime, but the brief lesbian kiss featured in the background at the very end of the movie felt disappointing for audience members who waited so long for sincere queer storylines. In this instance, it felt like the most vocal opponents of the sequels' central performances had won.

The Future of Star Wars Should Be Focused on Representation and Inclusivity
Thankfully, the most recent installments in the Star Wars universe have built upon the franchise's contemporary legacy by including more representative storylines in an age of digital hate. The lesbian relationship between Vel Sartha (Faye Marsey) and Cinta Kaz (Varada Sethu) in Andor marks an important step forward for LGBTQ+ inclusion in Star Wars, as does the relationship between Osha and Mae's mothers in The Acolyte. Likewise, Kelly Marie Tran's 2018 article in the New York Times demonstrates that performers can reclaim their stories by publicly disavowing those who only have the courage to tear others down in private, providing an inspiring example of how actors can stand up to Star Wars' most toxic audience members.

As the bigoted campaigns against Obi-Wan Kenobi's Moses Ingram and The Acolyte prove, Star Wars' online hate isn't going away anytime soon. Therefore, it's up to Star Wars creatives to boldly navigate the turbulent waters of the beloved franchise's fandom. In a recent interview with the New York Times, Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy herself acknowledged that women in Star Wars are often subject to audience attacks because of the franchise's vocal male fanbase, as well as espousing her belief that "storytelling needs to be representative of all people." This sentiment echoes the similar views of both Headland and director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy, who is set to helm Star Wars' upcoming solo Rey film. In an interview with Variety, Chinoy expressed her appreciation for the franchise's passionate fan base, but she also acknowledged it's best for her to "drown out those voices" in order to tell her stories.

This delicate balance between creating Star Wars content and maneuvering around its most toxic elements highlights one of the most difficult struggles facing the franchise today. The most vocal viewers of the franchise wield the power of the internet in order to push a bigoted agenda that originates from the prejudices of an earlier time, while mainstream Star Wars content has grown to produce meaningful narratives while being bogged down by hate in the background. Opinions about Star Wars have grown so loud because both sides are vying for rhetorical victory, but at the end of the day, these controversies are unnecessary. True fans understand that the Star Wars universe is a sci-fi wonderland where anything can happen and anyone belongs, and the future looks bright for those who have already opened up their minds to the compassion that all audience members should have learned a long time ago.

The Acolyte is currently streaming on Disney+ in the U.S. New episodes air every Tuesday.

 
Personally I'm fine with Disney not getting the chance to ruin Zahn's work (I'm aware they have a crap Thrawn in some show nobody watched) and it gets to stand alone as the real third trilogy. Disney's garbage isn't even at the level of fanfiction in the tiers of canon, it simply doesn't exist as anything but a pile of burning money. Fanfiction is generally written by people who have actually watched the films, after all.

Same way I feel about the Rogue Squadron film getting canceled; good riddance, leave that series alone you ghoulish parasites.
Before the Internet, corpos would've died for the customer feedback that they get so trivially with it. But now that they have direct access to the wants and needs of their customers, companies have decided to ignore all feedback and insist that they know better... While also paying hand over fist to know every detail about their customers so they can micro target ads that do nothing but annoy them.
That's what happens when you exclusively hire narcissistic activists that don't care about anything but their own stupid ideas, and can't emotionally handle even the mildest criticism.

Back in the day, there was a whole class of writers and artists who simply wanted to make money, so they made genre schlock catered specifically to that genre's real audience. Action films were full of action and tits, science fiction films were full of futurism and aliens and tits, drama was gay, and horror was full of blood and gore and tits.

Now we have a hundred films and shows made by self-centered activist white lesbian chicks who insist on shoe-horning their private lesbian sex fantasies into everything, and it's all ugly black chicks and guys taking off their shirts before being insulted by the dumpy ugly lesbo self-insert. Not a good pair of tits to be found anywhere, until the actresses walk out on the red carpet at the film premiere.

It's like the studios just all together decided they hate making money about six years ago. It's bizarre. It can't just be Cultural Marxism infiltrating the studios; I know Marxists in real life, they're absolute whores for a paycheck and an inkling of power.
 
Star Wars was a story we have heard a thousand times but at least it was mostly competent and took place in an interesting setting. I am convinced that the casting of shit like this is just a convenient pre-loaded excuse for the trash they knowingly put out. Nobody gives a fuck if the actor sucks girlcock or eats non-binary nigger ass if the movie is good.

The average consoomer wouldn't even know the sexual orientation of the actors if the marketing was not completely centered on it.
 
All of this could have been avoided if the Mouse had just thrown enough money at Timothy Zahn to convince him to come work for them and oversee Nu-Wars. Sure, he doesn't engage in political shit or tick diversity boxes, but he does know how to write good Star Wars characters and stories. Could probably have kept the franchise a money printer on the level of the Fed too. But who wants fun adventure movies anyways.
Instead of spending tens of millions of dollars in royalties to people like Zahn and Foster, then now spend hundred of millions of dollars to make The Acolyte.
Blaming audiences for terrible business decisions never bodes well.

I used to like Star Wars back in the day, back when it was a neat popular IP that was a staple in many geek orientated circles.

But now, it’s nothing but a shell of its former self. It has become yet another IP that I associate with being over saturated, half assed and mass produced in a similar vein as Pokemon.

Such a shame.
Worse. Pokemon got stale... at least until PalWorld shook up all of GameFreak. Star Wars makes bad media that becomes abominable because of their entitled attitude.
If I ever inherit an oil shiekhdom, Im going to buy the Frozen IP, then have Elsa's kingdom conquered by a viking warrior. He marries elza, and then the rest of the movie will be about her viking husband going out with his army kicking the shit out of everyone and fighting monsters while Elza stays at home looking after her 6 children. I'll accuse anyone who complains of being a toxic fan and not a true Frozen fan.
Well, if you're going to go full Conan on it, might as well have sex in it. That probably will build a new audience.
 
Lucasfilm is not happy if they're still paying for these advertisements.
Screenrant publishes some breathless article sucking off Disney Wars almost every single day. I wish a disgruntled Disney employee would leak the ledger book of shill payments. The hype around these shitty movies has been 100% fake ever since Rey Wars Episode 2 came out.
 
The show is trying too hard to be sooper dooper speshal. The MC is a Force baby like Darth Vader. What is with the low rent Bene Gesserit?

Some people will enjoy the show. But it's not going to be as memorable as other entries in the franchise. Just admit it's a subpar offering. This is another female Ghostbusters situation. Even legit negative reviews are targeted as sexist/racist/homophobic ect... because outrage bait fuels clicks and people love to cry about the haters hating them.
Half the article is about how old Star Wars was bad and new Star Wars is about changing that.
Gee, I wonder why people who liked the old stuff might not be content

Maybe if they stopped dumping on OG fans a little. But this is all rage fuel. It's perfectly ok to call anyone who doesn't like The Acolyte a racist. Which is completely false. Just keep pissing people off instead of being civil. You know you want it. You need more rage articles.

Leia's infamous bikini scene at Jabba's palace in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi feels like fodder for a generation of male fantasies.

Meh. It's one coomer scene and she's otherwise pretty well clothed. And she kills Jabba anyway. I'd say that feels pretty empowering.
 
Here’s an idea, start making new franchises instead of parasitizing decades old ones. If you’re so confident in your abilities, why not let them stand on their own? Because everything is political to these people and they HAVE to destroy other peoples’ works to prop up their own.
It's like, once upon a time Westerns were the action/adventure genre of choice. Eventually, over time, Westerns got old and the newer younger generation wanted genres like sci-fi. Imagine if instead of Star Wars George Lucas had been forced by studios to reboot an old Western series instead and try to make the kids love it, and also it MUST have heavy campus feminist messaging. Who ends up happy in the end here? The old western fans like the old westerns, the kids don't want westerns at all, campus feminists don't want to watch westerns either. Who is this for? From both the artistic and business perspective, this whole thing is crazy.
Leia's infamous bikini scene at Jabba's palace in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi feels like fodder for a generation of male fantasies.
What male hasn't dreamed of sleeping uselessly while frozen in carbonite by an evil old wizard and then being rescued from your helpless distress with a kiss from your hot action star princess girlfriend? George Lucas was subverting Disney princess tropes with feminist messages in 1982 and everyone loved it and it made billions.
 
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If Star Wars hates its customers, just remove Star Wars altogether, problem solved. Simple as that.

These people obviously don't want to make money and then they wonder why they continue to fail. Star Wars died when Disney decided to gut the EU altogether yet they still cling on to the original trilogy to bait retrofags their remaining consumer base over and over while their new characters get flak for being boring or preachy as fuck. It's been almost 10 years since Rogue One and yet Lucasfilm more or less continues to have a free falling on their customer base despite churning out product after product.
Meh. It's one coomer scene and she's otherwise pretty well clothed. And she kills Jabba anyway. I'd say that feels pretty empowering.
Bitchy author doesn't know what a sexy slave is and it (I won't use they/them pronouns on freaks of nature) wishes that it was as awesome as Leia. Cope harder, bitch.
 
Instead of spending tens of millions of dollars in royalties to people like Zahn and Foster, then now spend hundred of millions of dollars to make The Acolyte.
And the sad part is the best parts of the live action series are the ones with Thrawn, who was willing to work with Filoni to advise on the character. Not sure how Zahn wrangled control of Mara Jade, but they can't use her without his input and approval.
 
If the first things I hear about a piece of media is is how "inclusive" it is, instead of how cool/fun/entertaining/well-written it is - it's a waste of time. If all you have to recommend your product is diversity, you have a shitty product. If the story and characters suck, the basics of entertainment were failed.
 
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