Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Ihavetinyweewee]

One guy told Boyega on twitter that he was going to have trouble getting work after defying the Reylos - Boyega simply replied he's "busy and booked".

I'm thinking Boyega is going to segway into BBC stuff and theater. I think, in the long run, he will be ok.

But, I think his foray into "blockbusters" is pretty much over...

Probably the reason he has been so cavalier with the social media...

But, I think he needs to cool it a bit(as much as we enjoy it).

I don't want to see someone get blacklisted over petty shit like this...

Daisy Ridley, on the other hand, is kinda fucked. Not much talent, range, or looks. She may completely fall off the map in three years...

Kelly Tran, I feel sorry for. She is, literally, the Jar Jar Binks of the ST. I hope she can find some sort of niche. But she will have the Rose Tico stink on her for some time...

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

It's just so weird, had they planned their plot to end up where we are after Plan IX and worked towards it from TFA onwards, it might be less of a trainwreck

This is the part I don't understand at all.

I expected new Star Wars to suck, because I never thought bringing back "Han Solo - but geriatric!" or "Princess Leia - but dessicated!" was going to be fun to watch.

But Disney spent $4Bn to acquire Star Wars, specifically to make it another MCU type conveyor belt of money. Why did nobody think "Hey, we've committed billions of dollars to this thing and have several movies already greenlit... maybe we should plan out the story arc?"

JJ Abrams is a hack fraud, but at least he has a track record in delivering big budget, effects-heavy sci fi flicks. You can see the studio logic behind hiring him.

Why would you hire a guy like Rian Johnson, who only had a couple of smallish movies under his belt, and let him completely fuck up the second act of your trilogy?

Who thought it was a good idea to produce the most valuable IP in the galaxy like a game of telephone? Where were the adults?

This makes less sense than the Chewbacca Defense. Unless Disney thinks its customers are idiots who'll buy any old crap that has a yellow text crawl at the start. But even their cartoons aimed at preschool kids have more care and attention put into them.

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

Everybody's joining in on the fun:

Reylos Call John Boyega Misogynist

Apparently, Mr. Boyega recently made some harmless remarks on Instagram that Reylos aren’t too happy with. Now that John is ridiculously being called a misogynist by shrieking harridans, one…

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Michael Eisner Criticizes Daisy Ridley Then Quickly Grovels

Recently, former Disney CEO Michael Eisner expressed a very common criticism with regards to Daisy Ridley’s performance in the Disney Trilogy, and her singular facial expression. But, realizi…

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[Rotollo]

Why would you hire a guy like Rian Johnson, who only had a couple of smallish movies under his belt, and let him completely fuck up the second act of your trilogy?

because people liked looper way too much, that's the only reason I could see other then the fact that him being friends with Devan farachi guarantied critics would support his movie.

Everybody's joining in on the fun:

Michael Eisner Criticizes Daisy Ridley Then Quickly Grovels

Recently, former Disney CEO Michael Eisner expressed a very common criticism with regards to Daisy Ridley’s performance in the Disney Trilogy, and her singular facial expression. But, realizi…

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TFW Eisner probably made euro disney land less of a shitshow then galaxy's edge

 

[Gay Penis]

I think I just figured out this entire sequel franchise and why none of it makes any sense.
Rey is not the protagonist, the force itself is. Watch the trailer for the force awakens. Rey has no ambition, no character and literally says she is no one. But the force is calling her. Everything she does is not her will but the will of the force. She truly is an empty shell, a lifeless golem used by the force to achieve its own ends. That's why she is so powerful, that is why force powers are pulled out of her ass. Because the force itself is fucking with everyone

 

[God of Nothing]

I am awaiting the inevitable straight up "Damn dirty nigger!" tweet to accompany this glorious example of human hypocrisy and modern humanity's collective ability to get asshurt over the littlest of things.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Well, I finally saw this movie the way it deserves to be seen...a cam stream with gambling websites scrolling down every so often as well as a giant piñata full of money getting busted open.

I found the movie dreary, depressing and desperate. It was not very good.

 

[Reverend]

Everybody's joining in on the fun:

Michael Eisner Criticizes Daisy Ridley Then Quickly Grovels

Recently, former Disney CEO Michael Eisner expressed a very common criticism with regards to Daisy Ridley’s performance in the Disney Trilogy, and her singular facial expression. But, realizi…

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Fucking pussy. There are days I wish we had more Larry Ellison's spouting off shit on twitter sitting on his boat made of money on an island made of gold Oracle Licensing. The man is a goddamn machine and would walk over you if you were on fire instead of putting you out. An asshole of a CEO, a ruthless tyrant in the boardroom, and hated by everyone in the IT field.

Of course this makes him the perfect person to tell people they don't exist in his world:


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Ellison: This movie was terrible and Disney should be ashamed for ruining the franchise

Reylos: OMG WE GUNNA KILLL YUUUOOOOO!!1!!

Ellison: Here's my gps coordinates, find a way to get here, go ahead charter a boat, a plane, and then an army. I'll wait right here.

Reylos: CISWHITEHETROOMGGGGGG!!11

Ellison: Buy their parents houses and burn it to the ground.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I wish Eisner was still in charge. That dude knew had not to be greedy while making good movies from his own resources he makes.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

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It’s funny to me despite all the supposed women in power in the Star Wars team (heck there are even two minorities in that picture as well!!) and mentions about “inclusion” and “girl power”.. that they’ve never even gotten a woman to direct or write the movies.

Even someone like Jyn was basically the only woman of note in her story. Lol.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Speaking of, does anyone know if Kurt Eichenwald has any plans to see the movie?

Unlikely. There is no tentacle rape in it.

 

[ManateeHunter]

It’s funny to me despite all the supposed women in power in the Star Wars team (heck there are even two minorities in that picture as well!!) and mentions about “inclusion” and “girl power”.. that they’ve never even gotten a woman to direct or write the movies.

Even someone like Jyn was basically the only woman of note in her story. Lol.

Kathleen probably doesn't want another woman stealing her spotlight.

 

[Creep3r]

Unlikely. There is no tentacle rape in it.

No, but those creepy Podling wannabes in IX have face tentacles, so I'm sure both Kennedy and Kurt will be pleased enough. Just look at those tentacles tickle...

There's also this tentacle-faced, cross-eyed, manlet fucker with very tiny hands. Called an Orelsomething.

His armor looks to be recycled gear from Solo...

Quite frankly looks like an ugly donut steal version of a Chagrian.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Creep3r]

Shipping was a mistake. Seriously, Disney-Lucasfilm fucked up royally in almost every regard, but one of their most self-destructive moves was ever trying to appease these idiots (but then again it just adds more wood to the fire they started, so its pretty hilarious). Hopefully after this disaster no one will ever take shipper freaks seriously or pander to them again, but then again, anything terrible is possible in Clown World.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Well, the 2020s have arrived. I hope this decade isn’t as bad as the 2010s was for the franchise.

Hate to break it do you but we are still in the 2010s, 2020s start in 2021.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

My husband and I woke up this fine New Year's Day with a touch of the flu. Wonderful. Because of this, we spent the entire day on the couch and watching all of The Mandalorian.

Yeah, I actually really enjoyed it. There's so much that the show gets right. It really makes you realize how badly Disney screwed up with the Sequel Trilogy. And this series also proves that Kathleen Kennedy absolutely needs to GO.

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And there are TWO female characters in this that are total badasses-- loved them! And they didn't need to force some kind of agenda on the audience, nor did they need to make every character around them to look stupid in order to make these characters cool and compelling. Eat your heart out, Kathleen Kennedy: MEN were able to create better "strong wamen" characters.

 

[XYZpdq]

Well, I finally saw this movie the way it deserves to be seen...a cam stream with gambling websites scrolling down every so often as well as a giant piñata full of money getting busted open.

I found the movie dreary, depressing and desperate. It was not very good.

Thanks to that copy of Cats I've decided that Pinata Money vision is my new favorite way to watch shitty movies.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Im watching the Lost ESB Documentary right now, such a talented group of individuals involved in the making of that film and it is really interesting hearing Irvin kershner and Gary Kurtz explain the rationale for the various filmmaking decisions and how much time was given to make the worldbuilding make sense. What a stark difference.

Their’s this one video comparing Bungies developer logs of halo 2 and 3 to those of the 343 era. It’s honestly a very similar situation

Shipping was a mistake. Seriously, Disney-Lucasfilm fucked up royally in almost every regard, but one of their most self-destructive movies was ever trying to appease these idiots (but then again it just adds more wood to the fire they started, so its pretty hilarious). Hopefully after this disaster no one will ever take shipper freaks seriously or pander to them again, but then again, anything terrible is possible in Clown World.

All i’ll say is that you shouldn’t be surprised if the next mass shooting is carried out by one of these animals

 

[Ridleys Mouth Filter]

Their’s this one video comparing Bungies developer logs of halo 2 and 3 to those of the 343 era. It’s honestly a very similar situation

All i’ll say is that you shouldn’t be surprised if the next mass shooting is carried out by one of these animals

lol I doubt very highlyif their soy infested over sensitive hands could pull the slide on anything like a 45, and from their insane perspective guns represent the penultimate male penis projection (something soyboys don’t have) so no I’m not terribly concerned about them shooting up the local vegan coffeehouse anytime soon. However I fully expect a letter writing campaign online trying to cancel something/someone/some company. And maybe some fake suicide baiting. Yep. I reckon. Maybe some fan fiction where Rey resurrects ren and rapes his worm ridden body or a twilight crossover where he’s a vampire or some shit. that’s the extent of their weaponry is mass fucktardedness