Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Judge Holden]

What's with the trend of science fiction IPs getting utterly dismembered and having their corpses sodomized?

Star Wars: OT and PT are shat on.
Star Trek: TOS (and probably TNG) are destroyed thanks to Discovery bullshit.
Alien: The "perfect organism" is now just a science project from an android with a god complex.
Predator: Thanks to the latest movie in the franchise, it turns out the intergalactic big-game hunters are really harvesting human DNA (and weaponize autism) to invade Earth because climate change will make the planet hospitable for the species while humanity dies.

Any other sci-fi IPs that I missed?

You forgot one...

 

[knightlautrec]

I'll tell you the ending then, but first here are the rest of the leaks. Combine this with the last two leaks I posted on the last few pages and you now have the whole movie minus three parts.

Considering what we know now, we can safely say that not-Tatooine takes place before the the snow planet's scenes as 3PO doesn't have his Rambo shit on him and therefore hasn't been changed by Crazy Frog yet.

1: This one isn't a complete leak but one I've pieced together based on previous leaks that match up with the valid one. We already know how the movie starts. It starts off on a forested planet where the not-Rebels are hiding out after suffering major losses. Rey is on a remote part of the planet training with Leia who turns out to have been trained by Luke. The FO's attack forces Rey and her gang and Leia to retreat on the Falcon. Leia sends them on a mission to find a Resistance informant that could help change the tide of battle somehow despite the Not-Rebels having dwindling resources and whatnot. She then hugs Rey and its goodbye. I personally assume the forest planet is the Galaxy's Edge park's planet, which is called Batuu.

2: This is also pieced together. The gang arrives at not-Tatooine to meet with their informant at Burning Man which serves as this film's "Cantina scene". They then find that their informant been murdered with a sith dagger, which he stupidly leaves behind. The assassin is believed to be a Knight of Ren, as the Knights appear on not-Tatooine. Apparently the FO knew they were coming and so proceed to raid the planet, leading up to the chase scene on sand skiffs, Rey and Kylo's first fight and Knights of Ren appearing for the first time. A giant sandworm monster also appears and attacks them (I'm not sure if this is before or after Burning Man, I assume its before since the FO is what scares them off sand planet 3). After a battle with it, its revealed that Rey has the power to heal... One other unrelated rumor claims she can revive things...
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3: This is another pieced together collection of leaks since they accurately follow the same Zorry Bliss/Droid Factory/Sith Dagger shit as the legit leak from earlier. After Zorry Bliss becomes buddy-buddy with Poe and the gang and decides not to turn them in, it turns out there's a second bounty hunter character who was following Zorry who decides to follow through on the plan and sell everyone to the FO. Zorry will be serving as an anti-hero while this guy serves as a minor villain. He was supposedly seen in a private screening of the film I talked about months ago which also confirmed that Rose Tico was no longer a major player. The bounty hunter in question is described as being like the big green dude from Guardians of the Galaxy but with cyborg bits which has led to people calling him Cyborg Drax ("Look guys! We have Guardians in SW! You like those right?! Please come to our movie..."). Drax ends up calling the FO which results in many troopers showing up, most of which are remodeled snowtroopers which are already confirmed to exist via toys (they look like the snowtroopers from TLJ even though it was a salt planet...). During the attack on Kijimi, Zorry helps the heroes escape via Y-Wing which is also confirmed in lego sets. Also did I mention GotG x SW crossover?!! OMGZ!!!
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"MAX HYPEAGE!!!"

4: This one is dubious but it has been referenced by different leakfags. It claims that C-3PX apparently does not become Rambo, he simply holds Chewbacca's stuff after Chewbacca's fake out death. Talk about cheap cop-out.

5: After arriving on Endor after Rey's vision because of the sith dagger, they are confronted by Finn's sister Jannah. We later find out Finn's sister's backstory... She is a former stormtrooper just like him who was in a different part of the FO. She escaped too and ended up on Endor. How convenient. She thinks Finn and the gang are part of the FO. Hence why she attacks them. We later find out that she and Finn were both kidnapped as kids but separated. She's been forced to live off the land, hence why she looks wild and primitive. We don't find out their siblings until much later, hence the whole love triangle shit going on with Finn, Rose, Rey and his sister. One unrelated rumor claims she was raised or trained by Ewoks but take that with a grain of salt.
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6: Sis takes them to the Death Sea where the Death Star is. There Rey goes alone and find the Wayfinder thing. I already explained the rest of this leak in detail on the last page.

7: Rey "accidentally" uses Force Lightning in the film against Kylo but I'm not sure if its during their confrontation on sand planet or Endor. Also Rey and Kylo's battle on Endor is NOT the final battle of the film.
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8: The past rumors about Kylo Ren going to Dagobah to meet the spider Oracle have yet to be confirmed in any of the new valid leaks, and all the ones that have been right so far thanks to Force Friday and SW Celebration haven't made any reference to the Oracle. Which makes me suspect that leak was fake. Only valid thing about is that Kylo ends up meeting Palpatine as he searches for his Wayfinder, but I don't know at what point this is. Could be before or after the sand planet. FYI the film alternates between Rey and Kylo's stories.

9: Finn and his sister (supposedly alongside Rose later on) are then sent on a suicide mission with some troops to destroy General Wyte Pryde's Star Destroyer and they kill him.

10: This is a blank point that has yet to be leaked. IE how they find Palpatine, how they meet Lando, how Leia supposedly dies and how Chewbacca's fake out death plays out. But its at this point where the Sith Troopers aka the 105th first appear and the Knights of Ren play their most important part.

11: They arrive Palpatine's storm planet which is named Exogol and is the true location of the final battle. Palpatine's private Storm Planet in the Unknown Regions which is a do not steal version of Byss, Palpatine's secret capital from the Dark Empire comics (which is still canon under Disney but they're not using it).

12: The final fucking battle. Big stupid ship battle using every ship from the franchise (OT, PT and nu-EU) over Palpatine's planet. They then shit themselves when they see the massive fleet of Super Star Destroyers. Meanwhile, Rey goes to confront the Emperor herself, with his new throne room being a recreation of shit from the Ralph McQuarrie artwork for ROTJ as in big fancy throne surrounded by lava and spikes.
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Palpatine looks the same but he now wears Red-hued robes with a belt. Here is an artist's impression of the true final battle in IX based on what others describe and a rough sketch by someone who did see it... Rey wields two sabers. One belonging to Anakin and the other belonging to... Leia... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
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Its a repeat of ROTJ's final climax... BUT BETTER OMGZ! Palpatine defeats Kylo Ren and absorbs his power to rejuvenate himself, then transforming into what he looked like in ROTS. He then throws Kylo Ren down into the "Abyss" to mirror his father's death, leaving Rey to fight him alone as she's completely torn up and weakened over Ren's death.
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13: The entire stupid fucking battle which is from fucking LEGEND OF KORRA! E;R knew the truth all along! Rey unleashes MAX-SUENESS and becomes empowered by the spirit of every jedi ever including Kylo Ren to defeat Palpatine. Rey then unleashes such a powerful Force lightning burst akin to Yoda's in TLJ which completely disables the Super Star Destroyers, locking them in place and making them unable to attack, allowing the not-Rebels to destroy them. Finn, his sis, plus Lando in the Falcon and a whole fleet of reinforcements from out of nowhere arrive and destroy the the FO and Sheev's forces. Palpatine and Rey then have their final battle. Palpy unleashes a full electric KAMEHAMEHA which Rey deflects back at him, destroying him once and for all while I puke.
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14: The only seemingly valid leak so far regarding the ending (and the most recurring one) is that it finishes on Tatooine with Rey and presumably her "friends" looking out into the twin sun horizon to mimic Luke after burying items belonging to Luke, Han and Leia near the Lars homestead. Rey is then seen by a local who asks that "its been a long time... since I've seen anyone here... Who are you?" She answers: "Rey... Rey Skywalker."
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I have a very VERY bad feeling about this...

EXOGOL IS THE KEY WORD HERE! If that name pops up, this is 100% the plot of the film. Screencap this shit.

If this is real it sincerely makes me wanna vomit. The final nail in the Disney SW coffin. What a complete disaster of a story.

I think about all the good and compelling stories that came out of the EU, KOTOR, Jedi Knight, the comics and books of the New Jedi Order, the interesting worlds and settings introduced. And they flushed all of those away canon wise for this peice of shit trilogy. And I feel genuine sadness.

 

[Antipathy]

You forgot one...

At least I got one decent meme out of that.

 

[Creep3r]

Here is that entire thing in screencap form. Spread it as you see fit.
Remember that the plan is to KILL any hype that could possibly exist, so if there's hype, drop this here and bail.

You might need to take a screencap of that later on with a fixed date so people don't claim the post was made after the film.

If this is real

Today's secret word is "EXOGOL"! Whenever anyone says the secret word... SCREAM REAL LOUD!

 

[Judge Holden]

What's with the trend of science fiction IPs getting utterly dismembered and having their corpses sodomized?

Star Wars: OT and PT are shat on.
Star Trek: TOS (and probably TNG) are destroyed thanks to Discovery bullshit.
Alien: The "perfect organism" is now just a science project from an android with a god complex.
Predator: Thanks to the latest movie in the franchise, it turns out the intergalactic big-game hunters are really harvesting human DNA (and weaponize autism) to invade Earth because climate change will make the planet hospitable for the species while humanity dies.

Any other sci-fi IPs that I missed?

You forgot another one.

aNd anOtHER oNE

AND ANOtHer one

 

[BR55]

Those leaks are so terrible and uncreative that I 100% believe that they are absolutely true.
I can't wait for MovieBob and Dobson to tell me that it's the best film of the millennium.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well....atleast Stargate died a decade ago thanks to that whiny hackcuck Scalzi and its corpse wasnt resurrected just to be raped back to death in a godawful fucking webseri....

erm...men in black?

Fucking kill me

 

[Creep3r]

Well....atleast Stargate died a decade ago thanks to that whiny hackcuck Scalzi and its corpse wasnt resurrected just to be raped back to death in a godawful fucking webseri....

erm...men in black?

Fucking kill me

Never forgetti

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

Ahum.

EDIT; ninja'd

 

[Judge Holden]

Never forgetti

Ah memories....seeing those fucking promotional picks over a year before the movie shit theaters and everybody collectively going "oh noooooo"

Still amazed at the raw fucking hubris in them hitting a fucking childrens hospital like they are hot shit wish granting celebrities solely because they would *eventually* be in a remake of a film no fucking child in that hospital ever saw

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Ah memories....seeing those fucking promotional picks over a year before the movie shit theaters and everybody collectively going "oh noooooo"

Still amazed at the raw fucking hubris in them hitting a fucking childrens hospital like they are hot shit wish granting celebrities solely because they would

I'll tell you the ending then, but first here are the rest of the leaks. Combine this with the last two leaks I posted on the last few pages and you now have the whole movie minus three parts.

Considering what we know now, we can safely say that not-Tatooine takes place before the the snow planet's scenes as 3PO doesn't have his Rambo shit on him and therefore hasn't been changed by Crazy Frog yet.

1: This one isn't a complete leak but one I've pieced together based on previous leaks that match up with the valid one. We already know how the movie starts. It starts off on a forested planet where the not-Rebels are hiding out after suffering major losses. Rey is on a remote part of the planet training with Leia who turns out to have been trained by Luke. The FO's attack forces Rey and her gang and Leia to retreat on the Falcon. Leia sends them on a mission to find a Resistance informant that could help change the tide of battle somehow despite the Not-Rebels having dwindling resources and whatnot. She then hugs Rey and its goodbye. I personally assume the forest planet is the Galaxy's Edge park's planet, which is called Batuu.

2: This is also pieced together. The gang arrives at not-Tatooine to meet with their informant at Burning Man which serves as this film's "Cantina scene". They then find that their informant been murdered with a sith dagger, which he stupidly leaves behind. The assassin is believed to be a Knight of Ren, as the Knights appear on not-Tatooine. Apparently the FO knew they were coming and so proceed to raid the planet, leading up to the chase scene on sand skiffs, Rey and Kylo's first fight and Knights of Ren appearing for the first time. A giant sandworm monster also appears and attacks them (I'm not sure if this is before or after Burning Man, I assume its before since the FO is what scares them off sand planet 3). After a battle with it, its revealed that Rey has the power to heal... One other unrelated rumor claims she can revive things...
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3: This is another pieced together collection of leaks since they accurately follow the same Zorry Bliss/Droid Factory/Sith Dagger shit as the legit leak from earlier. After Zorry Bliss becomes buddy-buddy with Poe and the gang and decides not to turn them in, it turns out there's a second bounty hunter character who was following Zorry who decides to follow through on the plan and sell everyone to the FO. Zorry will be serving as an anti-hero while this guy serves as a minor villain. He was supposedly seen in a private screening of the film I talked about months ago which also confirmed that Rose Tico was no longer a major player. The bounty hunter in question is described as being like the big green dude from Guardians of the Galaxy but with cyborg bits which has led to people calling him Cyborg Drax ("Look guys! We have Guardians in SW! You like those right?! Please come to our movie..."). Drax ends up calling the FO which results in many troopers showing up, most of which are remodeled snowtroopers which are already confirmed to exist via toys (they look like the snowtroopers from TLJ even though it was a salt planet...). During the attack on Kijimi, Zorry helps the heroes escape via Y-Wing which is also confirmed in lego sets. Also did I mention GotG x SW crossover?!! OMGZ!!!
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"MAX HYPEAGE!!!"

4: This one is dubious but it has been referenced by different leakfags. It claims that C-3PX apparently does not become Rambo, he simply holds Chewbacca's stuff after Chewbacca's fake out death. Talk about cheap cop-out.

5: After arriving on Endor after Rey's vision because of the sith dagger, they are confronted by Finn's sister Jannah. We later find out Finn's sister's backstory... She is a former stormtrooper just like him who was in a different part of the FO. She escaped too and ended up on Endor. How convenient. She thinks Finn and the gang are part of the FO. Hence why she attacks them. We later find out that she and Finn were both kidnapped as kids but separated. She's been forced to live off the land, hence why she looks wild and primitive. We don't find out their siblings until much later, hence the whole love triangle shit going on with Finn, Rose, Rey and his sister. One unrelated rumor claims she was raised or trained by Ewoks but take that with a grain of salt.
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6: Sis takes them to the Death Sea where the Death Star is. There Rey goes alone and find the Wayfinder thing. I already explained the rest of this leak in detail on the last page.

7: Rey "accidentally" uses Force Lightning in the film against Kylo but I'm not sure if its during their confrontation on sand planet or Endor. Also Rey and Kylo's battle on Endor is NOT the final battle of the film.
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8: The past rumors about Kylo Ren going to Dagobah to meet the spider Oracle have yet to be confirmed in any of the new valid leaks, and all the ones that have been right so far thanks to Force Friday and SW Celebration haven't made any reference to the Oracle. Which makes me suspect that leak was fake. Only valid thing about is that Kylo ends up meeting Palpatine as he searches for his Wayfinder, but I don't know at what point this is. Could be before or after the sand planet. FYI the film alternates between Rey and Kylo's stories.

9: Finn and his sister (supposedly alongside Rose later on) are then sent on a suicide mission with some troops to destroy General Wyte Pryde's Star Destroyer and they kill him.

10: This is a blank point that has yet to be leaked. IE how they find Palpatine, how they meet Lando, how Leia supposedly dies and how Chewbacca's fake out death plays out. But its at this point where the Sith Troopers aka the 105th first appear and the Knights of Ren play their most important part.

11: They arrive Palpatine's storm planet which is named Exogol and is the true location of the final battle. Palpatine's private Storm Planet in the Unknown Regions which is a do not steal version of Byss, Palpatine's secret capital from the Dark Empire comics (which is still canon under Disney but they're not using it).

12: The final fucking battle. Big stupid ship battle using every ship from the franchise (OT, PT and nu-EU) over Palpatine's planet. They then shit themselves when they see the massive fleet of Super Star Destroyers. Meanwhile, Rey goes to confront the Emperor herself, with his new throne room being a recreation of shit from the Ralph McQuarrie artwork for ROTJ as in big fancy throne surrounded by lava and spikes.
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Palpatine looks the same but he now wears Red-hued robes with a belt. Here is an artist's impression of the true final battle in IX based on what others describe and a rough sketch by someone who did see it... Rey wields two sabers. One belonging to Anakin and the other belonging to... Leia... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
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Its a repeat of ROTJ's final climax... BUT BETTER OMGZ! Palpatine defeats Kylo Ren and absorbs his power to rejuvenate himself, then transforming into what he looked like in ROTS. He then throws Kylo Ren down into the "Abyss" to mirror his father's death, leaving Rey to fight him alone as she's completely torn up and weakened over Ren's death.
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13: The entire stupid fucking battle which is from fucking LEGEND OF KORRA! E;R knew the truth all along! Rey unleashes MAX-SUENESS and becomes empowered by the spirit of every jedi ever including Kylo Ren to defeat Palpatine. Rey then unleashes such a powerful Force lightning burst akin to Yoda's in TLJ which completely disables the Super Star Destroyers, locking them in place and making them unable to attack, allowing the not-Rebels to destroy them. Finn, his sis, plus Lando in the Falcon and a whole fleet of reinforcements from out of nowhere arrive and destroy the the FO and Sheev's forces. Palpatine and Rey then have their final battle. Palpy unleashes a full electric KAMEHAMEHA which Rey deflects back at him, destroying him once and for all while I puke.
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14: The only seemingly valid leak so far regarding the ending (and the most recurring one) is that it finishes on Tatooine with Rey and presumably her "friends" looking out into the twin sun horizon to mimic Luke after burying items belonging to Luke, Han and Leia near the Lars homestead. Rey is then seen by a local who asks that "its been a long time... since I've seen anyone here... Who are you?" She answers: "Rey... Rey Skywalker."
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I have a very VERY bad feeling about this...

EXOGOL IS THE KEY WORD HERE! If that name pops up, this is 100% the plot of the film. Screencap this shit.

General, did you get this from 4chan or the reddit source?


I know you got the picture from MSW...

Anyways, little bit more to the ending. It still sucks, Kylo apparently tossed down a pit unceremoniously(I'm still suspicious though).

But, Rey, actually, doesn't do shit either. She deflects lightening, with the two lightsabers, and begins to lose. Then, out of nowhere, FG Luke/Leia materialize and kill Palpatine...

All Rey does is deflect some lightening at the moment...

Anyway, folks, if you wanna read the leak: go to Star Wars leaks on reddit. That is the 'master' leak atm...

Though, I think some key info(to make this mess seem somewhat coherent)is missing....

 

[Creep3r]

Though, I think some key info(to make this mess seem somewhat coherent)is missing....

I did say three parts were missing didn't I? Most especially what happens between Endor and Exogol which almost nothing has been revealed about as far as I know. As for this Master Leak, care to post a link? I'd like to do some comparisons with it. See if it has any details I'm missing.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

I did say three parts were missing didn't I? Most especially what happens between Endor and Exogol which almost nothing has been revealed about as far as I know. As for this Master Leak, care to post a link? I'd like to do some comparisons with it. See if it has any details I'm missing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLe..._basic_plot_of_the_rise_of_skywalker_updated/

On the disclaimer, you can go to Act 1 and Act 2, he just wrote Act 3 a couple days ago. 4chan has been copying(bullshitting) from this....

But that is the master leak at the moment. He beat MSW to the punch, and Ward has been hearing the same stuff. So, they probably have similar/same sources...

The statement above wasn't directed at you. I was commenting on that even with this 'master', there are probably significant missing pieces. As it stands, it's an incoherent mess. But, with some info, perhaps less so. I have no doubt it's going to suck though...

Regardless, I would say this is 60-70 percent correct. With the other 30-40 percent accounting for reshoots, misunderstanding, incorrect, or lack of info(nature of leaks)...

 

[Creep3r]

General, did you get this from 4chan or the reddit source?

As for my sources, I did previously mention it was MSW, however I've also compiled it with other leaks and info that I've collected over the past many months from several sites and sources, which led to the word salad I posted before.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLe..._basic_plot_of_the_rise_of_skywalker_updated/

On the disclaimer, you can go to Act 1 and Act 2, he just wrote Act 3 a couple days ago. 4chan has been copying(bullshitting) from this....

But that is the master leak at the moment. He beat MSW to the punch, and Ward has been hearing the same stuff. So, they probably have similar/same sources...

The statement above wasn't directed at you. I was commenting on that even with this 'master', there are probably significant missing pieces. As it stands, it's an incoherent mess. But, with some info, perhaps less so. I have no doubt it's going to suck though...

Hmm. The first two parts of his leak do match up with what I've compiled, which makes me suspect we may have the complete leak on our hands, but then again some pieces are still missing and some parts like Rey being Palpy's granddaughter make me suspicious since Pablo Hidalgo has sunk that ship, but then again Pablo is an idiot, so I wouldn't take anything he says as valuable anymore. Another difference is that this Reddit leak says that only Luke and Leia show up to help, while mine says both plus many past jedi also give her strength. Whatever the truth is, this sound like a really bad Endgame knockoff. The lack of names for some planets also makes me suspicious of this leak. I assume he might've done what I did but filled up my missing pieces with his own fanfiction.

Regardless, I'm going to humor the Reddit leak and assume with caution that this is one of the puzzle pieces I'm missing, specifically what happens between Endor and Exogol.

Following her experience on the Death Star, Rey returns to the island on Ahch-to. Throughout the course of the film she has given in to her aggression, nearly killed her friend by unleashing a stream of lightning on a ship, learned that she is the descendant of the Sith Lord who reduced the Jedi to numbers that they have yet to recover from even half a century later, saw a vision of herself as a servant of darkness and stabbed her enemy through the chest in anger. Her most recent encounter with Kylo was the last straw and Rey has now made the decision to follow the example set by Luke and exile herself on the island where the Jedi began. Rey scuttles the ship she stole from Kylo and throws the repaired lightsaber originally constructed by Anakin Skywalker in after it. A ghostly hand snatches the lightsaber out of thin air as it's being thrown. It's Luke Skywalker. Luke’s conversation with Rey is said to be encouraging yet realistically grim in tone. Luke knows first hand what it’s like to face Palpatine and that it’s not an easy task. Rey must confront Palpatine in the same way that Luke once had to confront Vader. Luke encourages Rey by telling her of the faith Leia had in her. She saw the potential within her and hoped that Rey would be able to restore balance to the Force once more just as Anakin once did. Rey supposedly asks to speak to Leia at one point, but Luke responds by telling her that Leia has not yet completed her training and he can not yet feel her distinctive consciousness within the Force. By the end of their conversation, Rey is reenergized for the seemingly insurmountable task that lies ahead of her and agrees to leave the island. Having destroyed the ship she used to come to Ahch-to, Luke raises his own X-wing (previously seen submerged in the coves of the island) to allow Rey to face Palpatine. In addition to the starfighter, Luke gifts Rey with a lightsaber that once belonged to Leia. He tells her how Leia left her saber with Luke when she stopped training and Luke kept it on him. He then points Rey to where he kept it safe in his hut. Rey boards the X-wing, armed with the coordinates for Palpatine’s location obtained from Vader’s wayfinder and leaves the planet.

[The Resistance’s Jungle Base]

After returning to the jungle base, several things happen. After seeing the sacrifice made by 3PO, R2 reveals that he has a backup of C-3PO’s memories in his archives and is able to restore the droid to a mostly whole state. My sources believe this backup memory to have been created sometime around the time of The Force Awakens. It’s an older C-3PO, but it’s better than no 3PO at all. Lando reenters the story, having changed his mind, coming to the Jungle Base and wanting to help however he can. It is at this time that Rey begins transmitting coordinates into the Unknown Regions obtained from the wayfinder to the Resistance. The Resistance mobilizes, readying themselves for the impending conflict.

[The Unknown Regions- Exogol]

Rey follows the coordinates found in the wayfinder to the same spot Kylo did earlier in the film. Rey lands outside the giant cube floating above the ground and makes her way through the same underground passages. The cube, composed of black rock, floats several meters above the ground and is so massive that one corner can not be seen in frame when the camera is at another. As Rey travels down into the depths of the planet, giant Sith statues can be seen. Where Rey and Kylo’s experiences begin to differ come in with where Rey discovers Palpatine. Palpatine is not in the same chamber that Kylo discovered him in, but in a huge arena, surrounded by Sith loyalists in dark cloaks in the grandstands. Palpatine is being supported by some kind of mechanical arm, possibly connecting him to life support machinery. Rey begins to confront Palpatine. During this conversation Sideous reportedly confirms Rey’s lineage and goads her on to take up a lightsaber and strike him down (very much like how he encouraged Luke to do the same thing 30 years prior), telling her that only in killing him will she gain the power needed to save her friends. Palpatine also apparently makes statements alluding to the belief that Vader could not betray Luke due to their familial bond and that same kind of bond would ultimately cause Rey to do what the Emperor wishes. During his taunts, the sickly Sith opens the roof of the stadium chamber revealing that the sky above is filled with Star Destroyers soon to be embroiled in conflict with the approaching Resistance. As the battle between the First Order/Empire and the Resistance begins to rage in the skies above them, Rey gives into the Emperor’s commands and decides to strike him down.

Through means that are still a bit foggy to me, Ben Solo was able to leave the wreckage of the Death Star and his former persona behind and travel to Exogol with the purpose of joining Rey to help her face down Sidious. Before leaving the Death Star wreckage, Ben abandoned Kylo’s lightsaber so now he’s walking into a warzone with no weapon. When he arrives on the planet, he encounters the Knights of Ren who are guarding the entrance to the arena where Rey and Sidious are. Ben reportedly dispatches each of them using only the Force. After doing this he enters the arena as Rey is about strike the Emperor using Leia’s blade. Ben grabs Anakin’s lightsaber and warns Rey to reconsider what she is about to do, to not kill the Emperor in anger. Seeing Ben arrive pleases Sideous. He then uses his power to bond them together and begins to syphon power from that bond and direct it into himself. As the power flows into him, the once silky and decrepit Palpatine stands tall and strong once again, restoring himself to a much younger, healthier state.

[The Skies over Exogol]

While all this action is happening on the ground, much more explosive events are happening in the sky. The Resistance and the First Order are locked in battle. The details I have on what happens during this branch of the plot are a bit sparse at the moment, but here’s what I have been told. The Resistance arrives and they are confronted with hundreds of Palpatine’s Sith Star Destroyers. Their goal is to take out the flagship of the destroyers, where General Pryde is located. Taking out the flagship will supposedly sever communications with the rest of the fleet and prevent them from being able to navigate the perils of the Unknown Regions. At one point during the battle Finn and Jannah (joined by others, but exactly who is not clear to me right now) land on Pryde’s flagship to destroy it. They recognize this as essentially a suicide mission but Finn and Jannah in particular see the price they may have to pay as wort it to prevent more children from being abducted like they once were. One of my sources described it to me like a D-Day type mission for the Resistence where they attempt to land on to a moving Star Destroyer amidst the battle scene.

Having returned to full strength, Palpatine then shoots lightning into Ben, forcing him to fall into a bottomless abyss, never to be seen again. Sideous then shoots lightning into the sky at Resistance ships. He reportedly continues to make statements about how Rey will join him. In defiance of this, Rey grabs both Anakin’s and Leia’s lightsabers and Palpatine turns his wrath on her. It’s lightsaber vs. lightning at this point and when it seems like all hope is lost for Rey, the spectors of Luke and Leia come to her aid. They jointly work toward overpowering the Emperor, deflecting his lightning back toward himself, killing him and unleashing an explosion powerful enough to make the arena start to crumble around them. Darth Sideous, the last of the Sith Lords, is finally dead. At this same time Finn and Jannah complete their mission and succeed in destroying Pryde’s flagship. The two are prepared to go down with the ship, but are rescued at the last second by the Falcon. Rey escapes the crumbling arena.

[The Resistance’s Jungle Base]

Having won the day, the survivors of the battle regroup at the jungle base and celebrate. What follows is apparently celebration across the galaxy, once again mirroring what is seen at the end of Return of the Jedi.

[Tatooine]

For the end of the film, the heroes then travel to where everything began. The desolate, sandswept planet of Tatooine. Between defeating Sidious and this moment, Rey has disassembled Anakin and Leia’s lightsabers and used their components to construct one of her own that I’m told contains a golden/yellow blade. Rey buries the leftover pieces beneath the Tatooine sands at the site of the Lars homestead. As Rey turns to join Finn, Poe, Jannah, Chewie, R2, 3PO, BB-8 and D-0, a stranger calls out to her. The stranger apparently speaks of how nobody has been seen around this land for a very long time and asks Rey for her name. This is the second time in the film that this question has been posed to her, but unlike her response on Pasaana, Rey has decided who she is. She gives the name Rey Skywalker to the stranger, adopting the name of her masters and revealing the primary meaning of the title of the film. As Rey begins to rejoin her friends, she catches a glimpse of some familiar glowing figures, watching over her. The assembly of heroes look off into the distance at the horizon of the desert planet and watch twin suns set on a universe filled with hope.

The End.

Aside from a few differences here and there, I can believe that this maybe the real deal, although with some possible errors. I'm usually apprehensive about SW Leaks since that whole subreddit is usually nothing but toy and merch shilling, but I could believe this. And no matter what the absolute truth is... the movie still sounds like dog shit.

On an unrelated note, looking back at the first 20 pages of this thread... Wow. How perceptions do change. So much shilling, optimism and George/Pre-Disney shitting, all quickly shut down soon after TLJ airs. Amazing.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Even with that leak, chunks if it don't make sense:

The Rey Palpatine stuff, could work as a "point of view thing." I've written about that before...

Luke pulling the X-Wing is utterly nonsensical. From TLJ, the fighter was completely unflyable(missing pieces throughout). Why not summon the ship she just scuttled? Better yet, why make the delimma at all? That seems like bullshit....

Ben Solo being, unceremoniously, thrown down a pit, seems dramatically incoherent. Why use his redemption as an emotional pivot, with no pay off?

I don't think Abrams/Terrio, despite being hacks, are that incompetent...

So, it makes me think we're missing some stuff...

But, I think the beats of the movie are there...

 

[Antipathy]

I was going to post screencaps of those threads but my screencap thing was a bit fucky and I don't want to go back, so I'll just take it in good faith that someone else is compiling all of this as well.

Jesus fucking christ what a dumpsterfire this movie is turning out to be. I think that @GeneralFriendliness's idea on the 'final fight' is a bit more legit just due to how much more Suey it is, but otherwise there aren't any inconsistencies I can remember between the leaks.

Even with that leak, chunks if it don't make sense:

The Rey Palpatine stuff, could work as a "point of view thing." I've written about that before...

Luke pulling the X-Wing is utterly nonsensical. From TLJ, the fighter was completely unflyable(missing pieces throughout). Why not summon the ship she just scuttled? Better yet, why make the delimma at all? That seems like nonsense....

Ben Solo being, unceremoniously, thrown down a pit, seems dramatically incoherent. Why use his redemption as an emotional pivot, with no pay off?

I don't think Abrams/Terrio, despite being hacks, are that incompetent...

So, it makes me think we're missing some stuff...

It's always been dramatically incoherent anyway. This is Mystery Box Abrams, not someone who can wrap up a plot, he just throws plot holes everywhere and promises that it'll all make sense later. Crylo Ren might get tossed for "THE TRAGEDY" and make every Reylo shipper bawl their stupid eyes out anyway. It'd be like if Edward from Twilight died, except even dumber because at least Twilight had the decency to not shit all over an already established franchise before.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey @GeneralFriendliness, if the rumors about the royalties disputes between Disney and Lucas are true, you think there’s also royalties issues between Disney and Paramount over the Indiana Jones franchise (since it was a joint venture they did with Lucasfilm), hence why Indy 5 is delayed?

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

I was going to post screencaps of those threads but my screencap thing was a bit fucky and I don't want to go back, so I'll just take it in good faith that someone else is compiling all of this as well.

Jesus fucking christ what a dumpsterfire this movie is turning out to be. I think that @GeneralFriendliness's idea on the 'final fight' is a bit more legit just due to how much more Suey it is, but otherwise there aren't any inconsistencies I can remember between the leaks.


It's always been dramatically incoherent anyway. This is Mystery Box Abrams, not someone who can wrap up a plot, he just throws plot holes everywhere and promises that it'll all make sense later. Crylo Ren might get tossed for "THE TRAGEDY" and make every Reylo shipper bawl their stupid eyes out anyway. It'd be like if Edward from Twilight died, except even dumber because at least Twilight had the decency to not shit all over an already established franchise before.

Nah, it's not about him living or dying. Thats irrelevant, he has to do something climatic to give any dramatic point to his redemption...

I think he will factor into finale than giving some advice and dropped down a pit...

Dramatically, he is either the one who provides the killing blow, or the one actually summoning the force ghosts....

 

[Creep3r]

Ben Solo being, unceremoniously, thrown down a pit, seems dramatically incoherent. Why use his redemption as an emotional pivot, with no pay off?

I agree with all your points except this one. JJ said IX will be filled with crappy odes to all past films including TFA, so having Han's bastard child with Disney die the same way he did would be their way of trying to inspire hollow emotion in the audience. And while you're right in that they wouldn't just have his character be cutoff there, the main payoff from what I understand is that all past jedi help Rey in the end, including Kylo Ren as his power is what allows Rey to deal the final blow to Palpatine, which is so fucking stupid that I don't doubt it much. That's his big finisher.

I don't think Abrams/Terrio, despite being hacks, are that incompetent...

No payoff is what JJ excels at so I wouldn't be surprised. And considering Terrio's last major stinkers being regarded as some of the worst "blockbuster" films of the decade, I wouldn't be surprised by him fucking up this hard either.

It's always been dramatically incoherent anyway. This is Mystery Box Abrams, not someone who can wrap up a plot, he just throws plot holes everywhere and promises that it'll all make sense later. Crylo Ren might get tossed for "THE TRAGEDY" and make every Reylo shipper bawl their stupid eyes out anyway. It'd be like if Edward from Twilight died, except even dumber because at least Twilight had the decency to not shit all over an already established franchise before.

Exactly, which is why I don't doubt Ren's death, which has been in a lot of supposed leaks and rumors as far back as March. It also carries many benefits, like pissing off Reylos as you said. And speaking of shippers, having Finn exert his romantic vibes among 3 girls is not only problematic, but this kills the PoeFinners too. But mark my words the Critics will be jizzing themselves with wads of cash in their face as they proclaim Kylo Ren's death the most important and moving moment in SW history. Also there's no way Kylo will be the one to finish off Palpatine. This movie is a girl-only saga as envisioned by Kennedy. Can't have lover boy take all the credit.

I still hope they do something really stupid in the post credits scene like adding George and Kennedy as kids hanging out in a tree house while they get some mysterious broadcast signals from a Galaxy Far Far Away on an old war-time radio they have in the tree house.

Hey @GeneralFriendliness, if the rumors about the royalties disputes between Disney and Lucas are true, you think there’s also royalties issues between Disney and Paramount over the Indiana Jones franchise (since it was a joint venture they did with Lucasfilm), hence why Indy 5 is delayed?

Don't know, but it would explain why Indy and his EU have been in virtual limbo untouched whilst SW has been whored out to death.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

I agree with all your points except this one. JJ said IX will be filled with crappy odes to all past films including TFA, so having Han's bastard child with Disney die the same way he did would be their way of trying to inspire hollow emotion in the audience. And while you're right in that they wouldn't just his character be cutoff there, the main payoff from what I understand is that all past jedi help Rey in the end, including Kylo Ren as his power is what allows Rey to deal the final blow to Palpatine, which is so fucking stupid that I don't doubt it much. That's his big finisher.


No payoff is what JJ excels at so I wouldn't be surprised. And considering Terrio's last major stinkers being regarded as some of the worst "blockbuster" films of the decade, I wouldn't be surprised by him fucking up this hard either.


Exactly, which is why I don't doubt Ren's death, which has been in a lot of supposed leaks and rumors as far back as March. It also carries many benefits, like pissing off Reylos as you said. And speaking of shippers, having Finn exert his romantic vibes among 3 girls is not only problematic, but this kills the PoeFinners too. But mark my words the Critics will be jizzing themselves with wads of cash in their face as they proclaim Kylo Ren's death the most important and moving moment in SW history. Also there's no way Kylo will be the one to finish off Palpatine. This movie is a girl-only saga as envisioned by Kennedy. Can't have lover boy take all the credit.

I still hope they do something really stupid in the post credits scene like adding George and Kennedy as kids hanging out in a tree house while they get some mysterious broadcast signals from a Galaxy Far Far Away on an old war-time radio they have in the tree house.


Don't know, but it would explain why Indy has been in virtual limbo whilst SW has been whored out to death.

Alright, let's break it down:

Rey and Ben get their force essence sucked out. Rey is knocked out, and Ben is zapped down a pit.

Then Luke comes to Rey to wake up and gives her a surge....

She then takes the two lightsabers and protects herself against the emperor....

Then she starts to lose....

Then Force ghosts show up and apparently(lifting from ROTJ drafts), they encirce Palpatine and creates a huge beam of light that vaporizes him. Rey watches in awe....

She doesn't get a killing blow, it seems. She just kinda holds Palpatine off until ghosts show up...

Who is conjering the ghosts? It doesn't seem like it's Rey, too preoccupied...