Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

That son who hasn't shown up once since that crappy movie and may as well not exist.

Don't remind them it exists!

 

[Midwit]

Remember the fetch quest for Jabba's son?

Stinky the Hutt should've been the main villain of BoBF, prove me wrong.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Stinky the Hutt should've been the main villain of BoBF, prove me wrong.

Stinky should not be in Disney Star Wars at all. Pre-Disney Star Wars Stinky should of been a legitimate business hutt may or may not be interested in doing business with Fett.

 

[Cactuar King]

Stinky should not be in Disney Star Wars at all. Pre-Disney Star Wars Stinky should of been a legitimate business hutt may or may not be interested in doing business with Fett.

He shouldn't have existed at all, it was stupid for Jabba to suddenly have a son who was never mentioned in any works set after the Clone Wars. Not that it matters, since he just up and vanished after the movie. He may as well have been some random item.

 

[Flexo]

Flashbacks aren't the best, but all important elements from TPM could have been covered in some dialogue in AotC. Let AotC be Episode I, then chunk the best of the Clone Wars Filonifest into Episode II, then Episode III can be as it stands with some tweaks. Still not really good movies, but from this point I think the needed fixes become less drastic.

Or Lucas could have done what they literally did in Indiana Jones 3 just a few years earlier:

Have a quick, 10-15 min segment of young anakin being picked up from Tatooine, then resume ATOC after that. You wouldn't even have to break the no-flashback rule of SW.

In John Williams' case, he has to be inspired by himself in the Sequels. Also, imagine you're him and you're talking to JJ or Rian Johnson as they explain scenes to you. Plinkett test: explain Rey without describing her occupation, looks, or calling her a Mary Sue. Binary Sunset works because that's a song about Luke's desires. I'm not even sure Rey's theme fits Rey as a character. I know Rich Evans couldn't remember it.

 

[Adamska]

Just in case it wasn't blindingly obvious, but we've reached the point where Disney SW Media is so creatively bankrupt that they've moved from recycling shit from the classic films, to recycling shit from the EU...to now, as a last pathetic resort, ripping shit off from other Disney SW Media that's barely a few years old.

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"It's like Poetry... it rhymes" ~ A consoomer rat cultist trying to corncob out of admitting they took a fat L for wasting 6 hours and dozens of Life-Dollars on Kenobi

 

[Aaron McIntyre]

Have a quick, 10-15 min segment of young anakin being picked up from Tatooine, then resume ATOC after that. You wouldn't even have to break the no-flashback rule of SW.

Besides flashbacks, Star Wars usually doesn't do major leaps in time. Another rule that the Disney movies break (mostly Solo).

This video does a nice job of explaining some of George's narrative structure.

 

[Sneed F91]

Besides flashbacks, Star Wars usually doesn't do major leaps in time. Another rule that the Disney movies break (mostly Solo).

This video does a nice job of explaining some of George's narrative structure.

This is a very good video, but it's basically stating the obvious that ANH is a great movie and JJ Abrams is a mongoloid. ANH is a simple movie. Rogue One (a movie that requires you watch ANH for it to even make sense in the first place) starts from a flashback with characters we don't give a shit about, then jumps to 7 different planets in the present within 10 minutes with a new group of shitty characters we don't care about.

At the same time this is why the sequels attempting to make everything "simple" again like the OT was such a huge mistake. How can you make sense of what's going on without any context for what's happening? I'm glad he brought up the Hosnian system getting blown up without any context because it's such a hollow scene emotionally. The 6 movies built on top of one another, whether you like them all or not you can't just throw it away for your stupid "nostalgia".

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Just in case it wasn't blindingly obvious, but we've reached the point where Disney SW Media is so creatively bankrupt that they've moved from recycling shit from the classic films, to recycling shit from the EU...to now, as a last pathetic resort, ripping shit off from other Disney SW Media that's barely a few years old.

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It really is annoying how much Filoni is a creatively bankrupt hack who writes dad simulators and shit. Like there are a lot of creative things you can do with Star Wars, hell even if it's sort of supplementary, Visions was a very creative piece of Star Wars stuff since they didn't do the same shit.

Most Star Wars media nowadays includes some weird papa/mama wolf plot, some tragic ass villain who happens to be a Sith lord, nostalgia pandering, and has to be somewhat connected to the first six movies.

Like if it weren't for the Clone Wars movie doing the parent shit, I'd honestly feel like Filoni is a different type of hack who basically wants to turn Star Wars into The Last of Us given how there are many similar things between them.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Stinky the Hutt should've been the main villain of BoBF, prove me wrong.

I have never watched any of the animated series, my knowledge of Hutts comes from the old Han Solo-trilogy. That being said Godfather with Hutts could work as a miniseries but they'd have to leave Tatooine (because it's not the Holy Land, just some remote dusty shithole, always has been, that's why baby Luke was brought there), couldn't deconstruct old fan favorites and insert Non-White women of power into everything.

Although they would probably cream themselves if they knew Hutts could switch genders. Imagine girlboss Tess the Hutt with dangerhair and crappy tattoos!

 

[ICametoLurk]

They want Star Wars to be the MCU so badly, but it just doesn't have the amount of content to work with that those Marvel films do. If only there was some sort of...expanded universe in which to draw ideas from. That would help a lot.

99% of the Star Wars Legends is from Comic Books, which Marvel is from too. The other 1% are Video Games and Books.

I never understood why they got rid of Comic Books when their MAIN Cash Cow is...Comic Books.

 

[Ghostse]

I have never watched any of the animated series, my knowledge of Hutts comes from the old Han Solo-trilogy. That being said Godfather with Hutts could work as a miniseries but they'd have to leave Tatooine (because it's not the Holy Land, just some remote dusty shithole, always has been, that's why baby Luke was brought there), couldn't deconstruct old fan favorites and insert Non-White women of power into everything.

Although they would probably cream themselves if they knew Hutts could switch genders. Imagine girlboss Tess the Hutt with dangerhair and crappy tattoos!

Before Disney, a Game of Hoverthrones could have been pretty tight.
A limited series about the Post-Endor Hutts playing the sides against each other, trying to rise to the top. Have some good-fellas type action where a group of non-hutts band around their Hutt friend because they can't climb the ranks due to actual racism.

Now I don't even think we need to discus how badly they'd fuck it up.

 

[Cactuar King]

I have never watched any of the animated series, my knowledge of Hutts comes from the old Han Solo-trilogy. That being said Godfather with Hutts could work as a miniseries but they'd have to leave Tatooine (because it's not the Holy Land, just some remote dusty shithole, always has been, that's why baby Luke was brought there), couldn't deconstruct old fan favorites and insert Non-White women of power into everything.

Although they would probably cream themselves if they knew Hutts could switch genders. Imagine girlboss Tess the Hutt with dangerhair and crappy tattoos!

I think TCW retconned that too.

 

[Manly_Brony]

I think TCW retconned that too.

How unprogressive of them! #canceldisney

Before Disney, a Game of Hoverthrones could have been pretty tight.
A limited series about the Post-Endor Hutts playing the sides against each other, trying to rise to the top. Have some good-fellas type action where a group of non-hutts band around their Hutt friend because they can't climb the ranks due to actual racism.

Now I don't even think we need to discus how badly they'd fuck it up.

Yep. There is gold in them thar hills but Disney has no idea how organized crime works. They should consult the members of their child sex rings.

You could also write a story about how an underdog Hutt kajidic "joined" the Rebellion similar to how the Mafia aided the Anglo-Saxon Allies during the invasion of Sicily.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

I wonder what everybody thinks of this guy videos he is done a whole bunch defending the prequels and why RLM are hacks. This is his latest one about Chaqureva.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Her modus operandi for joining the Inquisitors is to get revenge on Vader for slaughtering the Jedi, so she goes along with the Empire to slaughter Jedi, civilians, and children in order to avenge those who were slaughtered during Order 66. And blames Obi-Wan for not stopping Order 66.

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Only 9 days left!! Do you think it will be funded?

A GI Joe vehicle got funded on its first day, unlocking multiple unclock tiers.

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There is something very wrong with Star Wars and the Star Wars Hasbro brand if a recent Star Wars HasLab has failed, but the GI Joe HasLab for the Cobra H.I.S.S. backs in less time than a work day.

Hasbro, be careful who you poll for ideas and who you have in your focus groups. A lot of people have no idea about this IP. You’re listening to the wrong people, inside and outside of Hasbro. Oh and listen to collectors, you know, the ones that actually spend their money on your toys.

Why don't collectors want Reeva's light saber?

MUST BE RASCISM!

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I wonder what everybody thinks of this guy videos he is done a whole bunch defending the prequels and why RLM are hacks. This is his latest one about Chaqureva.

I hear Anomaly is a bit of lolcow himself. I don't mind him myself.

 

[Flexo]

Besides flashbacks, Star Wars usually doesn't do major leaps in time. Another rule that the Disney movies break (mostly Solo).

This video does a nice job of explaining some of George's narrative structure.

I mean your right but part of the challenge of the prequels is that such restrictive, "key moments in time" style can't convey the story George needed to tell in 3 movies. In order to have successfully pulled off the prequels Lucas was going to need to bend one or two of his strictures. (Ironically his style of the prequels would be far better in the binge style long form TV shows of the streaming services in current year.)

 

[Manly_Brony]

Her modus operandi for joining the Inquisitors is to get revenge on Vader for slaughtering the Jedi, so she goes along with the Empire to slaughter Jedi, civilians, and children in order to avenge those who were slaughtered during Order 66. And blames Obi-Wan for not stopping Order 66.

That would be like an Aryan-looking Jew volunteering to be a member of the Einsatzgruppen and outperforming everyone just to assassinate Hitler during his own award ceremony held in Berlin. All the while trying hunt down and kill Hugo Gutmann, Hitler's Jewish former commanding officer for not executing the dictator in the Great War for some fuckup he did. So Inglourious Basterds on meth and two different brands of bath salts.

 

[Flexo]

That would be like an Aryan-looking Jew volunteering to be a member of the Einsatzgruppen and outperforming everyone just to assassinate Hitler during his own award ceremony held in Berlin. All the while trying hunt down and kill Hugo Gutmann, Hitler's Jewish former commanding officer for not executing the dictator in the Great War for some fuckup he did. So Inglourious Basterds on meth and two different brands of bath salts.

It's a poorer version of RRR.

Spoiler

One of the main characters is a cop working his way up to the special forces so he can steal guns for the Indian Rebellion.

In the movie he generally avoids hurting other Indians unless they're criminals and even works to rescue some in trouble. The main conflict comes when turning in his best friend would get him that promotion.

It is superior to Reva and the Kenobi show in almost every way.