Stardew Valley - Waifu/Husbando Simulator with minor farming mechanics

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I'd love to ask that delusional cunt why he randomly just went from generic, realistic, reasonable teenage characters to over-the-top self-insert vtuber nyaa rgb-overdosing twitch streamer aesthetics.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Who's a better choice for marriage:

Aryan Princess Haley or Trad Waifu Penny?

 

[Red Poker Chip]

>game comes up for free on PSPlus
>"why not, guess I'll see what the fuss is about"
>game is pretty fun, gives off Harvest Moon vibes from the old SNES days
>then I met Linus
>catch the "naturalist" trash-diving
>"a-blu-blu-blu muh lifestyle! Respect me!"
>said every tranny, drug addict and drug-addicted tranny ever...
>uncomfortable with encounter
>look up if Linus ever integrates into society or becomes more self-sufficient
>he never does, community thinks it's disrespectful to ask him to better himself
>it's disrespectful to change the man LARPing as being one with nature - a system that is entirely the result of constant adaptation, evolution, and continuous change

I'm going to hate this game, aren't I?

It gets even worse than this. 10-heart event with Penny, he stands on top of the barrels outside the Spa and peeps through a window. Also prefers to bathe naked in the mountain lake instead of going to the spa, which is free for everyone.
Remember to ALWAYS extinguish his campfire when starting a new game.

 

[skykiii]

A friend bought me this game during a period where I was into Farming Sims. I wound up spending more time with Story of Seasons: Pioneers of Olive Town. Something tells me I made the right choice.