Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

[Male Idiot]

Asari appeal to the most common denominator and simplest standard. They are hot, but that is a given with such a human appearance. It feels like they tried too hard. Quarians are the thinking man's choice as they offer a subtler experience and more refined appeal. Also they come with in-built bondage gear.



Joke is on you I am fully willing to admit that.

The real chud choice is the dark eldar girl.

 

[TVB]

Am I the only guy that didn't fuck anyone in Mass Effect because they were all ugly and annoying?

Ehh, you wouldn't even do the same with most of Star Trek, Battlestar or Stargate characters

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Ehh, you wouldn't even do the same with most of Star Trek, Battlestar or Stargate characters

I'd fuck Crusher just to see if I'm better at fucking than ghosts.

 

[TVB]

I'd fuck Crusher just to see if I'm better at fucking than ghosts.

But, and please hear me out here, would you fuck Aunt Fanny?

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

But, and please hear me out here, would you fuck Aunt Fanny?

I don't know what this is and no I wouldn't.

 

[TVB]

I don't know what this is and no I wouldn't.

A scene from the movie Robots. I really miss the 2000s so much

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I guess there was a Pete Hines Q&A on Starfield

• “The game doesn’t really start until after the main quest”
• Says it’s his favorite Bethesda main quest ever
• He once accidentally got sucked into the vacuum of space because he boarded an enemy ship and the pilot took off
• Multiple passive POI’s across the galaxy to find. An example he gave was a set of farms where the people give resources to the people of other planets
• Modders will be able to create planets
• Certain companions will get annoyed with you if you do bad things. Even companions who are really close to you
• Lots of settlements with their own people and quests to find outside of the major cities
• New game plus relates to the main story so he couldn’t say a word on it. Says it’s different from most new game plus mechanics and is rather “special”
• Doesn’t know if you can fly from planet to planet as Grav Driving is much quicker (Only takes a few seconds apparently)
• Weapon mods combined with skills are really diverse. Said that he felt like Iron Man at one stage
• You can get bounties put on you but there are ways to undo them
• Museum on New Atlantis explains the lore of the game. The colony war, what happened to Earth etc.
• Says the boost pack skill is really important and fun
• Adoring fan can not become a robot (???????????????)
• There’s an enormous amount of creatures. He has no clue how many are in the game
• Also has no clue how long it would take to 100% the game. Says after 150 hours he isn’t even slightly close
• Lots of mod support post launch
• Mission boards can ask you to build outposts on planets.
• Lots of Easter eggs as you’d expect across the game
• No level cap (he thinks)

Edit: Apparently there was some GQ article with Todd that came out where he admitted that they originally had voiced player dialogue in this, but they realized it "doesn't work". How the fuck they didn't realize that after Fallout 4 is beyond me but at least they figured it out.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Modders will be able to create planets

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

The GQ Article is dropping some shit

- Emil says that they tackle stuff other "shooters" don't.
- The games main alien threat are "terrormorphs"
- Combat more like Destiny than Fallout
- I heard people say that there wouldn't be gas giants but this seems to suggest there will be.

Also, it looks like the gameplay leaker is deleting all his shit now that people have basically figured out where he works and that he has a regular habit of stealing shit and putting it on his online store so he can get money to gamble lol

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Also, it looks like the gameplay leaker is deleting all his shit now that people have basically figured out where he works and that he has a regular habit of stealing shit and putting it on his online store so he can get money to gamble lol

Niggers and stealing. Name a more iconic duo.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Niggers and stealing. Name a more iconic duo.

The shit I'm reading is that this nigga stole full pallets of product and would sell them on the internet, and apparently was trying to sell multiple special editions of Starfield on it before taking everything down.

It's funny seeing some people on reddit being like "I fucking told you you downvoting mother fuckers!"

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

If you made it to the end of his video did you cross your ‘Battery Chirp’ square off on your Black media bingo card? The local archive doesn’t want to play for me my own fault for being a phoneposter .

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

If you made it to the end of his video did you cross your ‘Battery Chirp’ square off on your Black media bingo card? The local archive doesn’t want to play for me my own fault for being a phoneposter .

I didn't hear it, and I was actually listening because I had it on my bingo card.

Then again maybe the baby and the baby momma drowned it out...

 

[Asian tech support]

he has a regular habit of stealing shit and putting it on his online store so he can get money to gamble lol

He should stream on Kick. Maybe instead of kicking in his door and yelling at his dad, he'll beat the shit out of the baby momma.

 

[Rotollo 2]

The GQ Article is dropping some shit

- Emil says that they tackle stuff other "shooters" don't.
- The games main alien threat are "terrormorphs"
- Combat more like Destiny than Fallout
- I heard people say that there wouldn't be gas giants but this seems to suggest there will be.

Also, it looks like the gameplay leaker is deleting all his shit now that people have basically figured out where he works and that he has a regular habit of stealing shit and putting it on his online store so he can get money to gamble lol

you forgot the part that emil had questioned his religiosity due to developing starfield

The shit I'm reading is that this nigga stole full pallets of product and would sell them on the internet, and apparently was trying to sell multiple special editions of Starfield on it before taking everything down.

It's funny seeing some people on reddit being like "I fucking told you you downvoting mother fuckers!"

man, I'm glad I didnt buy le funni watch version now

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

you forgot the part that emil had questioned his religiosity due to developing starfield

I thought it and the girl clearly wanting to bone Todd with her fanfic-tier description of his looks and analogs to Tom Cruise wasn't really necessary when it comes to the game.

Edit: This is the leakers store, apparently. Honestly following now just to see if he gets busted cause he's clearly selling stolen goods and genius that he is put all of his info in a video he was using to promote it lmao

 

[Rick The Stick]

The shit I'm reading is that this nigga stole full pallets of product and would sell them on the internet, and apparently was trying to sell multiple special editions of Starfield on it before taking everything down.

It's funny seeing some people on reddit being like "I fucking told you you downvoting mother fuckers!"

Niggers can't even steal right. Is there anything they don't fuck up other than beating their women and abandoning their kids?

 

[Male Idiot]

Niggers can't even steal right. Is there anything they don't fuck up other than beating their women and abandoning their kids?

Smoking menthols, drinking koolaid, burning down their own ghettos and eating waddymelon!

 

[Total Annihilation]

I thought it and the girl clearly wanting to bone Todd with her fanfic-tier description of his looks and analogs to Tom Cruise wasn't really necessary when it comes to the game.

Edit: This is the leakers store, apparently. Honestly following now just to see if he gets busted cause he's clearly selling stolen goods and genius that he is put all of his info in a video he was using to promote it lmao

SHEET MAYUN, DON BE HATIN ON A NIGGA JUS TRYIN TO GET AHEAD
BLACK LIVES MATTER N SHIZ, NOW WHERE MY GOVY MONEH CHECK AT?!!

Edit: I have to think how to speak in Ebonics
Archive of Link: https://archive.is/uH5oY

 

[Steinercard]

Confirmed arrested. Bill Gates and Todd Howard are confirmed racists keeping the bruthas down. Living consequence free only happens to niggers who don't cross big tech companies.