Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

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How do you think Starfield will turn out?

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You legit can cheese enemies the same way as You can since at least fucking skyrimn. I just killed this level 10 monster, got a láser rifle and just trashed the pirates in the first planet. Again, don't pay Money for this game
 
CyrusHowler said:
Hoping this game wins GOTY just to see the Redditors and Twitterites piss and shit themselves with impotent rage.

Edit because fuck you, Schizo post time.

This website is a hive of scum and villainy with contrarian levels cranked to the max. If there’s anything even remotely “mainstream” or “popular” you will say it’s shit. 90% of you subhumans haven’t played the game and the rest are too retarded or your spirits are corrupted to the point that you have no idea what is enjoyable and what is bad. You cling to your precious old 90’s and early 2000’s turbo jank and pretend it was good because you liked it as a kid, knowing full well that it wasn’t even good back then.

Okay that’s enough Schizo for now.

Despite being contrarian shit bags, I still love you guys. I’m being 100% serious. This site is evil but it’s the only place I can go where I can say what I think and not worry about getting banned or canceled or anything. Worst that happens is I get called names or told to Jill myself…Like the old internet was.
So yeah. I hate you all, but I love you all at the same time. If this place got legitimately shut down forever with no way of coming back, I would miss you goobers.
:)
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Does Todd Howard personally pay you to guntguard his mediocre games and to be a fag or do you do it for free? If you can't tolerate people not liking your mediocre jankfests and having a differing opinion from you then you should go back to Reddit, fag.
 
Epoch said:
Does Todd Howard personally pay you to guntguard his mediocre games and to be a fag or do you do it for free? If you can't tolerate people not liking your mediocre jankfests and having a differing opinion from you then you should go back to Reddit, fag.
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You and the majority of this thread are the Redditors, that’s the problem.
Those old games you like are the mediocre jank fests, that’s the problem.
You are the ones that can’t tolerate the differing opinions, that’s the problem.

How fucking self unaware are you?

Ban me from the thread if you and the other terminally online don’t like it. Or follow your own advice and go back to Reddit.

Fag.
 
The women all look pretty hideous in this game.
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One of these is a child.

The men look more human.. I guess.
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These are two different NPCs, 20 feet apart.
 
CyrusHowler said:
You and the majority of this thread are the Redditors, that’s the problem.
Those old games you like are the mediocre jank fests, that’s the problem.
You are the ones that can’t tolerate the differing opinions, that’s the problem.

How fucking self unaware are you?
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Who says I only like old games? You don't know me. What I do know is that you have done nothing in this thread but be a whiny faggot when people are skeptical, or more recently actually playing the game and think it sucks. You haven't even refuted anything, you just rate people dumb and complain that people don't like it. Go back to reddit faggot, do us all a favor.
 
Epoch said:
Who says I only like old games? You don't know me. What I do know is that you have done nothing in this thread but be a whiny faggot when people are skeptical, or more recently actually playing the game and think it sucks. You haven't even refuted anything, you just rate people dumb and complain that people don't like it. Go back to reddit faggot, do us all a favor.
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Oh save your sanctimonious bullshit Reddit loser. You know damn well if I listed out the reasons why I like the game that you and the other gaggle of faggots would dumb and autistic it into the ground and quote the post with your typical “No U” crap.

What’s the point.
 
CyrusHowler said:
Oh save your sanctimonious bullshit Reddit loser. You know damn well if I listed out the reasons why I like the game that you and the other gaggle of faggots would dumb and autistic it into the ground and quote the post with your typical “No U” crap.

What’s the point.
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So list your points then retard, engage in the conversation instead of just complaining about other people. The fact you wont is what makes you a faggot redditor. I'm done, I don't want to derail this thread.
 
Epoch said:
So list your points then retard, engage in the conversation instead of just complaining about other people. The fact you wont is what makes you a faggot redditor. I'm done, I don't want to derail this thread.
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The thread already is detailed into “game sucks lol (I haven’t played it)”


The same shit takes you and the other air wasters are making is exactly what is happening on Reddit. You ARE Reddit no matter how much copium you inhale makes you think otherwise.
 
I tried this game for about 20 minutes and it runs like shit on my thousand dollar video card. The absolute state of games.

Hiphopopotamus said:
The women all look pretty hideous in this game.
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I did manage to make a cute girl in the character creator:
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but I am a man and I want to play as a man, so I tried to make a chad, but you kinda cant so I went with a fat neckbeard. then they had me pick my fucking pronouns
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I got around 70fps at 3440x1440 all settings low. The game kept freezing for a few seconds at a time and audio kept dropping out. I figure it might be smoother if I were running it on an SSD instead of a USB HDD, but I refuse to buy a special snowflake fucking SSD for games because the retards running the industry cannot optimize anything anymore. Also, my computer was running so hard I could smell the heat dissipating from it. That can't be good.
 
CyrusHowler said:
The thread already is detailed into “game sucks lol (I haven’t played it)”


The same shit takes you and the other air wasters are making is exactly what is happening on Reddit. You ARE Reddit no matter how much copium you inhale makes you think otherwise.
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But many of us have played it, I've been playing it, it sucks.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
God Bethesda hair is so incredibly bad.
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I am 90% sure most, if not all of the hair styles were directly lifted from Fallout 4, and I think some of those went back as far as Oblivion.

Just Some Other Guy said:
I mean I give you points for trying. But Western RPGs in general actively avoid making attractive women.
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They really do, and it's insufferable. Shit, I hate western RPGs, I don't even know why I'm giving this the time of day. I need something to look at until the new Yakuza games come out, I guess. But man, it is a spectacle how badly this is launching. If it started mass-bricking Xbox Series Ss, a console that just pours out heat when even playing high-end Xbox One games, I wouldn't be surprised.
 
Pissmaster said:
It got leaked yesterday dude. It's launching in a worse state than Cyberpunk 2077


Aw come on, I thought I did a pretty good job with what I had to work with
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It's true, this was literally one of the first things I encountered:
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A floating gun that yelled how it was going to kill me in a woman's voice.
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Guy who locked himself in his own room, he later teleported out when I talked to an NPC, the door was still locked.
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I accepted a quest to save and escort some miner.
I saved the miner, then talked to her, she asked me to escort her to safety, then asked if we could take her and her fellow miners to safety, I said sure.
She stopped moving, and when I later (an hour later) went into a cave which triggered a loading screen, I found myself with an entourage.
They kept following me into a loading zone and then standing around the entrance until I hit another loading zone.

Amazing work Todd I'm sure your cucked fans will make community patches and pretend the game's good, unless you're on xbox, then lol, lmao even
 
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