Steak, Toast, Coffee

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PICK THREE

  • Steak: Rare (1)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • Steak: Medium Rare (2)

    Votes: 1,014 38.2%
  • Steak: Medium (3)

    Votes: 666 25.1%
  • Steak: Medium Well (4)

    Votes: 335 12.6%
  • Steak: Well Done (5)

    Votes: 219 8.2%
  • Toast: White (1)

    Votes: 32 1.2%
  • Toast: Lightly Toasted (2, 3)

    Votes: 1,722 64.8%
  • Toast: Dark Toasted (4, 5)

    Votes: 841 31.7%
  • Toast: Burned (6)

    Votes: 39 1.5%
  • Coffee: Black (A)

    Votes: 858 32.3%
  • Coffee: Light Milk (B, C)

    Votes: 906 34.1%
  • Coffee: Heavy Milk (D, E)

    Votes: 534 20.1%
  • Coffee: Milk with Coffee (F)

    Votes: 212 8.0%

  • Total voters
    2,657
Steak for breakfast reminds me of the steak breakfeasts volunteers fighting in 1970s Rhodesia had - the economy was completely out of whack due to the sanctions, and beef originally produced for export had either to be sold cheap locally or not sold at all.

6:30a.m.
Seven F.N.s lean against the wall. We are in the dining room of the hotel having breakfast. Most of us are eating steak and eggs. Sanctions have made cars, guns, and aircraft very expensive, but fertile fields and huge ranches in Rhodesia insure that food prices remain low. Breakfast costs about 60 cents.

(Soldier of Fortune magazine July 1978, p.36)
 
I love steak, but it's not breakfast.

Breakfast is sausage, bacon, fried eggs (sunny side up), grilled or sauteed field mushroom, black pudding (Google it), grilled tomato, hash brown, and buttered toast. Spam fritters and an additional form of egg are acceptable additions, baked beans are not. Served with fresh squeezed orange juice and tea.

Coffee should be like cock: nowhere near my mouth or anus.
sounds like a Br*tish "person's" breakfast.

Also vegans go eat a leaf and choke on it, every vegan I know has had atleast some health complication and then they still act high and mighty that they care about animals because they think its abuse.
All I want is to goddamn enjoy my steak with some toast and a nice cup of coffee (or cola) without some treehugger to tell me im a bad person.
 
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I’ll take 2 for the steak, 3 for the toast, and it’ll be a 2 or 3 for the coffee since it varies from blend to blend.

But I rarely have steak for breakfast, it’s usually bacon for me.
 
A Brit would wither away and die if his full breakfast didn't come with beans. Sounds more like a full breakfast from some other part of the commonwealth, probably an unhealthy shithole country in Africa or the Caribbean or Scotland judging by the spam fritters.
No, I'm a bona fide Brit. From the main bit, not even even one of the peripheral areas where everyone talks with a silly accent.

I like baked beans, just not on my breakfast.
 
I like baked beans, just not on my breakfast.
Get one of those old-school sandwich irons you use over an open fire and make a beans sandwich with it, it's how my people eat the beans and it's the fucking best.
 
What's wrong with steak for breakfast? I wouldn't mind.
Steak and eggs is a genuinely patrician breakfast. Anything from a small filet mignon with bearnaise sauce to a huge New York strip.
 
2 2 c
Blacl coffee us great, but my stomach sucks so i like something to deal with the acidity.
 
this question shows that @Null is a big gay...

there is no acceptable state of steak in the picture, blue rare is the only hetero choice.
Toast is just for low class people, normal people dont eat that shit.
Coffee needs to be like like frm equipment, black and bitter...
 
Medium rare always works, but it depends a bit on the cut and thickness of the steak. If the slices are tender and relatively thin rare is superior, but thicker pieces should have more of a gradient.
Don't really care about toast grade as long as it's not just dried at the surface or fucking carbonized.
Usually put a splash of milk in my coffee, but I drink it black if I'm having anything sweet with it.
 
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