Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

[TheCrackMonkey]

The historical revisionism is nauseating. They hated Bayonetta and she was targeted hard by Anita. Now they claim she's a gay icon (because reasons?) and they always loved her. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

So the sole metric as to whether or not something is bad or safe horny is if the "right" people like to jack off to it.

 

[X Prime]

So the sole metric as to whether or not something is bad or safe horny is if the "right" people like to jack off to it.

Congratulations, you have just cracked the code!

It can be the most disgusting, degenerate shit (see: Hazbin Hotel), but so long as those on the Right Side of History whack off to it it's all good.

It's all politics/who's "in" right now.

 

[Michael Wade]

There's still patches/updates. They did it to Final Fantasy 7.

I am sick and tired of that shit take.

They did not nerf the tits guys. ( After beating the game you can make em wear whatever you want at all times)

 

[draggs]

I am sick and tired of that shit take.
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They did not nerf the tits guys. ( After beating the game you can make em wear whatever you want at all times)

It's obvious from the first instant you see Tifa in Remake that they did not nerf the tits at all

 

[DapperShark]

Help me out here. Who was calling Elden Ring anti-woke? Was it because some unfuckable slags were griping about Malenia, or the usual suspects getting filtered and griping about accessibility?

Most I remember is there was a bunch of western devs shitting on it for not being designed like the average western AAA slop, funniest ones were the Horizon devs since it was so blatantly obvious they were coping and seething about their game (which released around the same time) being completely overshadowed by Elden Ring.

 

[Cum Laudely]

For all the fags complaining about ass. She's essentially reverse Quiet.

Stellar Blade's director has advised players to kit their Eve out with actual clothes, after revealing the 'Skin Suit' would punish players by reducing their damage-repelling capabilities.
Stellar Blade has a pretty NSFW character skin for protagonist Eve, but according to an in-game description of the suit, it punishes players by quietly canceling out their deflective shields. If you're really that down-bad that you're kitting Eve out in a skin-tight suit, you're going to end up paying for it.

Speaking to Famitsu in a new interview, Stellar Blade game director Hyung-Tae Kim has recommend players actually put clothes on their Eve when playing the new action-RPG. "The gameplay difficulty will increase dramatically, so I recommend that you wear clothes as much as possible," Kim said of Eve's Skin Suit. What's more, Kim adds that the Skin Suit is merely a suit composed of a skin-like fabric, hence why it's spread so tight across Eve's body.
If you're itching to try out the new action-RPG, we've got good news, because a Stellar Blade demo is out now for PS5 around the world. Elsewhere recently, Kim recommended turning your TV to game mode if you're struggling with Stellar Blade's new demo.

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[babadook]

I am sick and tired of that shit take.
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They did not nerf the tits guys. ( After beating the game you can make em wear whatever you want at all times)

They all look like insects with those long spindly legs

 

[SiccDicc]

Now they claim she's a gay icon (because reasons?) and they always loved her.

Well, until Platinum revealed she canonically has a kid with a dude. Then the outrage was amazing.

 

[Michael Wade]

They all look like insects with those long spindly legs

Lol I don't see it. It looks better when you're actually playing the game.

 

[babadook]

But what if tifa crawls into your mouth while you're sleeping

 

[SiccDicc]

But what if tifa crawls into your mouth while you're sleeping

Don't you threaten us with a good time.

 

[Soycast Guy]

They all look like insects with those long spindly legs

That’s what the Japanese are into. Skinny legs, big tits.

 

[Male Idiot]

That’s what the Japanese are into. Skinny legs, big tits.

Just the Japs? Long legs are considered aesthetically pleasing in Eastern Europe.

Wonder if someone will tell them that homoerotic tension between two attractive females is a very common cliche in anime, and it's always played up for the male coomer, not for the alphabet

Nothing makes the male coomer happy than two bisexual girls kissing.

Somehow two of the things he likes is all fine. Such is the complexity of man.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Just the Japs? Long legs are considered aesthetically pleasing in Eastern Europe.

Don’t really know. Just know Japanese beauty standards on that.

 

[Hazbinhator45]

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They all look like insects with those long spindly legt

heir gooks what do you expect

 

[Mega Black]

So the sole metric as to whether or not something is bad or safe horny is if the "right" people like to jack off to it.

There do seem to be some criteria. Namely, for females, the character has to be extremely capable, basically have no kind of feminine vulnerability at all. Is she built like a brick shithouse? Is she ten feet tall? Can you draw her picking up a man and swinging him around while he calls her mommy? Then you are within 'safe horny' criteria.

Ideally this character will also be gay as fuck. Lady D, for instance, fucking hates men as a defined character trait. Even though people draw her being sexually harassed by Ethan a lot, canonically she is gay or at the very least repulsed by straight eroticism.

For men, they can be waify and weak so long as they are EXTREMELY gay and sad about it. Or you can have soft inoffensive but wholesome daddies who are either A : gay, or B : in a relationship with safe-horny mommy as the submissive one of the two.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

But what if tifa crawls into your mouth while you're sleeping

A bit faggy that one.
Add Elena into the mix and we are talking.

 

[babadook]

Stellar Blade officially went gold

https://twitter.com/StellarBlade/status/1777742292138549488

 

[Cum Laudely]

Major publishers continue to push multiplayer and microtransactions it's good when a single player game from a lesser known developer does good.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Yes, i will buy your game now.