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I finally had a staph dream. She called me and asked me if I would hurt her. I asked what do you mean and she whispered "will you uh, will you step on me?" while heavy breathing into the phone. Then I woke up.
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IMAGINE THE BODYCAM FOOTAGE.Release the footage, Steph.
We know you recorded it because everything you do is performative. I need to hear the police talk to you like you’re a toddler with a lighter.
You'll have to pray to @Useful_Mistake to work his magic but even then it's a long shot, an interaction with Staph is unlikely to be picked up by any of the cop channels as nobody died and nothing really weird happened.The bodycam becoming available on one of the (now numerous) American cop cam youtube channels, would be ace.
They have boring traffic arrests on when it's an amusing troon sometimes, and if she went on a big explanatatory rant, it might be considered fun enough. I'm just not sure if they really do this kinda thing without an arrest though.You'll have to pray to @Useful_Mistake to work his magic but even then it's a long shot, an interaction with Staph is unlikely to be picked up by any of the cop channels as nobody died and nothing really weird happened.
We really are approaching an unprecedented era of cow study. Although there are art tracers, troonfluencers and podcast men coming up on the lolcow docket, so many of the older cows are in their 40s now, and their parents had them when they were old (hmm). A slow wave of cow parents dying, or having to review their budgets because of their own illness or retirement, is on the horizon.Once her parents die, she better pray nothing goes wrong, or she's f-d. Internet begging and social services really will be her only safety net. One rung below that is hobo town.
Idea: Lolcow Group Homes, everywhere is fitted with cameras like the Big Brother house and the lolcows otherwise have free reign to do their stupid shit all in one place, together. It's funded by the lolcows' grifting and by people who will pay to watch the lolcows do stupid shit.so many of the older cows are in their 40s now, and their parents had them when they were old (hmm). A slow wave of cow parents dying, or having to review their budgets because of their own illness or retirement, is on the horizon.
Not a lot of these people are going to get an inheritance, either. If a parent ends up in long-term care, that's where their estate is going.
In complete seriousness, isn't that basically what the Sam Hyde Fishtank is?Idea: Lolcow Group Homes, everywhere is fitted with cameras like the Big Brother house and the lolcows otherwise have free reign to do their stupid shit all in one place, together. It's funded by the lolcows' grifting and by people who will pay to watch the lolcows do stupid shit.
(help I don't know what that is)In complete seriousness, isn't that basically what the Sam Hyde Fishtank is?
I admittedly don't know much either, but I know it's got a thread on here... and really does appear to be that they put retards in a house with cameras and watch them go.(help I don't know what that is)
In complete seriousness, isn't that basically what the Sam Hyde Fishtank is?
(help I don't know what that is)
Yeah that's pretty much what it is, a hell house 24/7 reality show to torture retards for our amusement while stringing them along with a $50k grand prize. I dunno if Staph would be good for it since she'd probably shut down and voluntarily quit real fast, one of the things in the show is viewers can send TTS messages and the level of speech is very permissible, she'd get pressed hard and fast on her wrecked appearance, obesity and (if her fans are watching) her proclivities. It's an environment more conducive to retards who can take it as well as dish it out, and as we all know Staph can dish it out but can't take it.I admittedly don't know much either, but I know it's got a thread on here... and really does appear to be that they put retards in a house with cameras and watch them go.
Agree; in this day and age we aren't going to get a full on "Stephanie the bag lady" saga. But I think she'll be throwing tantrums all the way down as both her teeth and housing decay. Wondering out loud why she's forced to live like the dirty poors she obviously thinks she's better than.I think the general consensus is right, though: without her parents to make phone calls on her behalf, and give her money under the table, she's going to have a worse experience. Social workers do work extra when they can for the hard-luck cases, the people who are genuinely too stupid to fill out forms right or on time, but Stephanie is just lazy, too proud to LARP as retarded (other than her visual appearance) and unpleasant to be around. She's not going to have a personal advocate on-call and while she's unlikely to end up homeless, she's poised to fall through some cracks as a result.
i'm so sorry you were sexually harassed by staph in the dream world but this is so fucking funny to me.I finally had a staph dream. She called me and asked me if I would hurt her. I asked what do you mean and she whispered "will you uh, will you step on me?" while heavy breathing into the phone. Then I woke up.
i'm so sorry you were sexually harassed by staph in the dream world but this is so fucking funny to me.
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Right on time -Social workers do work extra when they can for the hard-luck cases, the people who are genuinely too stupid to fill out forms right or on time, but Stephanie is just lazy, too proud to LARP as retarded (other than her visual appearance) and unpleasant to be around. She's not going to have a personal advocate on-call and while she's unlikely to end up homeless, she's poised to fall through some cracks as a result
It's dumber than that; remember tulpas? If she's actually doing this, she's just joining the tulpamancers.She's basically sitting there cultivating herself schizophrenia just to have someone to talk to.