Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Stephanie is referencing a meme/viral post:
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translator note: Hamburger Helper is a boxed dry mix of noodles, flavoring and whey/sauce mix. Its intent is to inexpensively stretch meat while staying convenient--of course anyone could cook noodles and sauce on their own. There's also a Tuna Helper.

There's also the store brand, Panburger Partner.
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Oh, so it is actually cheap, it just also happens to be vomitous slop.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh, so it is actually cheap, it just also happens to be vomitous slop.

I tried some Hamburger Helper with TVP to round out my education; it was all right as far as industrial food goes, but like @swingbatta said, cheaper and more satisfying to just make some noodles and throw in a few ingredients.

Not going to make the usual food arguments, but Stephanie who can spend a pleasant day making multi-step recipes for soup from scratch is not the target audience. This is for Harried Parent (tm) or the bachelor/older child who is checked off on stoves, but can only emotionally handle three ingredients.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

The silence is... weird. Three days after our founder Yarrow's high holy day and we have no word? No parable about how she pwned the fash and had a true spiritual connection with whatever gods she's banging these days?
Something's up. I hope her mom is ok.

She's been active, I just haven't been. Thanks @BoobWhiskers! Hope everyone had a more fun Halloween than Staph.

She posted this today:

I would have loved to have been there to hear Staph trying to explain all these to an old lady in a waiting room.

She didn't provide any useful alt text about the buttons (tut - how exclusionary to the visually impaired). I can unfortunately read these:
- The goetic seal for Belial
- They/He
- Fuck exclusionists
- Everyone is at least a little gay
- Proud Witch
- I have alexithymia
- Hello, I am autistic, I don't understand sarcasm
- Mental health advocate
- I survived suicide

Strange how she often censors the word 'suicide' online but walks around with the word on a hat. You could trigger someone with that thing, Stephanie. I'm sure if I went up to her and said, 'Wow, GREAT badge collection' whilst giving two dorky thumbs up, she would understand sarcasm perfectly fine.

Also:

Link.

Using the book "Slavic Witchcraft" by Natasha Helvin as my guide, I perform two banishing rites to drive out fascism.

Can't wait to hear her butcher some Slavic! Live tomorrow, in 20 hours time.

Now for some caps from the last few days.

Yay!


A follow up from the sad sack she replied to recently.


Still pushing the list.


Staph's apartment is spookier than a Victorian mansion, but not for ghost reasons.


Unrelated, as always.


Hot gay person. Does this mean she was forcing bags on kids whilst dressed as Baba Yaga? No wonder hardly anyone took them and she took to littering them in the street.


Any excuse to.


'Neurotypical people view us no better than bugs or weeds that need spraying' lol.


I'm still waiting for a brave kiwi to purchase a bottle of the same Etsy snakeoil she buys, chug the whole bottle, then report back to us. If only James Randi were still alive.

I'd love to see her take on dressing for cold weather... Unless she's one of those absolute gremlins that insists on short sleeves even when it's freezing outside.

To answer your question:

I don't see the difference between the claustrophobia of a long sleeve t-shirt with a short sleeve t-shirt on top versus a sweater on top of a regular t-shirt, if she's going to plead muh autism. Just buy a sweater.


Er.... OK.


Yeah, but can you dress up like a sexy devil and hand out candy on those days as well? Most people just like the fun and secular side of it.


Religious people standing by the side of the road holding signs are obnoxious Sounds like someone we know.


The WIGHT.


Weird how she didn't choose Dahmer. Almost like she's not in the mood for discourse.


Such an incredibly interesting story. Your mom having the farts after eating banana chips, wow, no way.


Of course he would be.

She is starting to be active again on her main pagan Tumblr account, the one which she said she was going to delete after the last drama. Nothing of note, just reblogs. She is more active on her edgelord para account, showing her arse by reblogging dodgy shit like this:

This is disrespectfully amongst all the Dahmer worship posts and para cope.


It's weird, because it's usually women who are hybristophiles, so I wonder why so many transmasc people are...

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

reblogging dodgy shit like this

She always manages to outdo herself. WTF is this shit? What is her motive for reblogging it???

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Staph's apartment is spookier than a Victorian mansion, but not for ghost reasons.

It's a filthy Section 8 warehouse for olds, crackheads, and speds. Trust me, Staph, it's not like there has only ever been the one dead guy. Whenever you happen to vaguely notice you haven't seen somebody around for a really long time, there's really only one possible reason why that is. And it ain't because they said "actually the years of intensive top-dollar treatment I've gotten via Medicaid has me now feeling well enough to pay for my own shit with a job, I'd like to renounce all my gibs, thank you."

It's kind of a tell that Staph can't see ghosts, or else being at home would probably feel something like this:

I'm still waiting for a brave kiwi to purchase a bottle of the same Etsy snakeoil she buys, chug the whole bottle, then report back to us. If only James Randi were still alive.

I wonder if some of the people making these "psychoactives" may be creating an alcohol-based tincture to deliver the homeopathic quantity of dumpster weeds. Could Staph just be feeling a miniscule 3-minute buzz from doing what works out to a third of a shot?

Er.... OK.

Why? You're confirming his point?

Religious people standing by the side of the road holding signs are obnoxious Sounds like someone we know.

Yeah, fuck those people who want to promote their religion by being peaceful and friendly. Banging on a drum and yelling deliberately inflammatory things about religion and politics with the aim of starting shit with randos and posting it on social media for any scrap of attention? This is fine. Extra points if it's a "religion" you completely invented based around what you like to coom to and where the "deities" actually worship you.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I totally forgot to tune in for Staph's Slavic ritual against fascists today on YouTube! I watched the linked TikTok before diving in and multiple things in the video made me upset, so I was well prepared. If you haven't got time for the YouTube video, then watch the TikTok for a look at her ritual space, gross makeup, an edgy flash of her tattoos, and views of her frankly upsetting methods of storage.

I felt my dinner repeating on me when I saw this face.


That cat scratching post must be bolted to the floor, because why wouldn't she have chosen to move it out of the way? Is the couch altar unavailable today?


The way these sneakers are stacked up greatly disturbs me, especially as they're in the same shot as her bookshelves, and you know how those make me feel.


Flashing the fasc.


They asked for a book recommendation, but I guess she couldn't answer it because she never reads books properly. 'Point at people you don't like with a stick' doesn't answer their question. #tboyswag LOLLLLLL.

Onto the YouTube video: she was a bit sad that no one was watching it, so it was short (sorry I couldn't make it, Yarrow). It's not really worth watching: Staph plays some Baltic music, reads from a Slavic magick book, lights some candles, then sits in silence on the floor for the last 5 minutes. At the start she chugs from a cup that she says is datura (lol) and fondles an amulet bag that she says is made from one of her old socks, which she plans on hanging outside of her therapist's office (gross). You can watch the ritual here, if you feel inclined.

My choice screenshots:

The absolute state of that background. The fact the cat litter box is under her dining room table is horrifying to think about. I wouldn't want to smell cat piss whilst I'm eating, or accidentally stick a foot in it. Maybe she likes to exfoliate her feet in it whilst she eats one of her her 5 meals a day? For someone who is worried about food in November, looks like she has plenty on her table. It begs the question: With all that food laid out on the table, what the fuck does she use her kitchen cupboards for?

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Siggy photobomb. That's what you get for laying out a load of weird shit on the floor. Maybe lighting a bunch of candles isn't a great idea when you have a cat.


Great swastika patch.


Flashing her tats.


Full body shot so you can appreciate what authentic ritual robes look like.


She sat like this for five minutes at the end to listen to the music. If it wasn't for the music playing, I would have thought the stream had frozen.


Siggy came to sniff things, then walked away. Only the slightest hint of cat butt from afar, but Staph chose to be weird and point it out.

ETA a nostalgic bonus to celebrate my pfp's return: The full collection of sigil selfies in Staph's old digital grimoire. Maybe by reposting these to the kiwi coven they will finally work for her! Kiwis beware!

Destroy/ cast out "cringe" culturalists.

I will have more spoons at night.

I will get an interview soon.

Help me diminish jealousy between partners.

BANISH MAGIC SKEPTICS.

Shooting victims guide activists. ...what the fuck.

Banish online harrassment.

Curse every bad-intentioned anon.

Insert your intention here.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

At the start she chugs from a cup that she says is datura (lol) and fondles an amulet bag that she says is made from one of her old socks, which she plans on hanging outside of her therapist's office (gross)

Why? I know her therapist is a little old mostly-retired lady and probably doesn't give a fuck about 'looking professional' and shit like that, but what is the reasoning for inflicting a sped-sock upon her?

The fact the cat litter box is under her dining room table is horrifying to think about. I wouldn't want to smell cat piss whilst I'm eating, or accidentally stick a foot in it.

She doesn't eat at that table and you know it. It's mostly just an obstacle course of shit Siggy could choke on. I can't imagine leaving that much potentially hazardous stuff out for our cat to get into, the little retard eats plastic and I don't want him to end up with a bowel obstruction because I actually care about my animal's health, which seems to be a foreign concept to Stapphy.

 

[squidward tentacles]

The full collection of sigil selfies in Staph's old digital grimoire.

The difference between her old appearance and her new one is bleak. She was always unfashionable and pudgy, but she always didn't look so deeply, deeply unhinged.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

How did she manage to make her face look like that.

Also are those tats or doodles? They're very clean and straight for doodles but I can't envision her going for tats on the arm, they hurt like hell.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I felt my dinner repeating on me when I saw this face.

Remember, Stephanie isn't trying for horror makeup or anything else that would explain the asymmetrical, unblended smears in the vicinity of her eyelids. This is what happens when she tries to replicate plain ol' lady-style eyeshadow--and then she looks in the mirror and thinks it looks great.

Not saying anything about the wisdom of choosing black lipstick when you're fat as hell and out of your 20s. It's the technique, and then the complete lack of self-awareness.

You'd think the Ghost fandom (is she still in the Ghost fandom?) would skew young enough to post corpsepaint tutorials. That makeup style would work a lot better for her skills as well as her canvas.

That cat scratching post must be bolted to the floor, because why wouldn't she have chosen to move it out of the way? Is the couch altar unavailable today?

This is very slight improvement. Ritual surface still cardboard, but floor is better than the UPHOLSTERED chair. Nice open closet door; absolutely do not waste the seconds it takes to shut that before filming. Are the candles at an angle for witchy reasons or due to an inability to figure out candle holders?

She should keep the cat in her bedroom for the length of the Satanic drippy candles over carpet ritual; jeez. I put my cat in gay baby jail when the HVAC guy comes and it's just easier on everyone involved.

The fact the cat litter box is under her dining room table is horrifying to think about. I wouldn't want to smell cat piss whilst I'm eating, or accidentally stick a foot in it.

I squinted and squinted, trying to see that as a storage tub, but I'm really afraid you're right and that's the litter box.


Null needs that "banish online harassment" sigil for when he opens up registration again.

 

[The Salt Mines]

Those old sigils at least hinted at a desire for a job and wanting to be productive.

Her decline is really pronounced looking back through old photos. It's sad, but entirely self-inflicted.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

The absolute state of that background. The fact the cat litter box is under her dining room table is horrifying to think about. I wouldn't want to smell cat piss whilst I'm eating, or accidentally stick a foot in it. Maybe she likes to exfoliate her feet in it whilst she eats one of her her 5 meals a day? For someone who is worried about food in November, looks like she has plenty on her table. It begs the question: With all that food laid out on the table, what the fuck does she use her kitchen cupboards for?

The biggest thing I now wonder is what her parents' kitchen looks like. I've only recently got to the end of the thread after a reading marathon, but I don't recall seeing much of her parents' house? I think the most we saw were some rather limited frame photos of mostly her bedroom? When she first moved into the sped shelter, she complained a lot about her dad "yelling" at her about the state of the place. If she was keeping the litter tray under the dining table and the contents of her cupboards constantly on it, I could see him having a point. I'm also pretty confident she doesn't actually eat food at that table. Couch or bed is my best guess for that given the clutter on the chairs as well as the tabletop. It'll be interesting to observe the tablecloth/covering on that table over time. I think there's only the one and it's all we'll ever see because of the permanence of the mess on top of it. I feel like Staph has picked up a touch of a hoarding problem from somewhere, and I have a feeling it's her mother. It'd explain why she never complained about her mother pulling her up on the state of the place, only her dad.

As for the kitchen cupboards? Her witchy supplies, potentially. I could see Staph being the type to prioritise storing that and general crap in food cupboards over, y'know, food. That can live on the table! I'd say she might have some cause for this if she doesn't want Siggy getting into any toxins (some plants are definitely not cat friendly), but that would imply she actually has some degree of plant or cat care knowledge when we've seen multiple examples of the opposite. For example, putting lit candles on the floor and allowing Siggy to potentially knock them over or burn herself. I get she desperately wants Siggy to be her familiar, but Staph's behaviour shows that she's only putting Siggy at potential risk by letting her wander around and get all up in whatever Staph thinks she's doing. It takes 2 seconds for a cat to grab something in their mouth and good luck getting it out again.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I felt my dinner repeating on me when I saw this face.

The 'stache is looking especially dire here - looks like she intentionally made it darker with eyebrow pencil or mascara... which is a totally Staph thing to do considering she likes to make herself look even nastier with makeup. Also love how she's doubling down on the swastika looking symbols with the tattoo and that thing on the patch.

On a completely different Staph-related note... her love of dead criminals and edgy musicians who make inappropriate
contact with kids is well documented here... I joked about Ian Watkins being right up her alley, well he was stabbed to death recently in prison (good riddance) but I can see him as a prime candidate for the ghost harem now.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

The floor. Look at that floor. How long do you think it's been since it's seen a vacuum or carpet brush? Hell, even a broom would get some of that up if she doesn't own a vacuum.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

if she doesn't own a vacuum.

Why would she? We all know that it's her poor dad who cleans that place for her.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Such a haunting image of her.

screenshots:

She does have carpet hope Sig likes to puke on the tile…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dining table and chairs used as a cupboard (ignoring the fucking litter box underneath, WHAT?). Are those cabinets overflowing or something?

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I bet the cupboards are empty and she just never puts anything away. Now I’m thinking even more the sleeping on the couch thing was just because she was already there and it was easier than walking to bed.

But I can’t figure out the litter box under the kitchen table, even if she’d rather eat in her couch hovel.

 

[RonRiot]

Not saying anything about the wisdom of choosing black lipstick when you're fat as hell and out of your 20s. It's the technique, and then the complete lack of self-awareness.

Girl, the lipstick. It looks more like she ate it than applied it. She looks like a harlequin baby with those tiny smeary red eyes in the cracked white face.
The rule with Staph is that if she actually does anything interesting (staying at the haunted motel, going to the concert) she barely mentions it. But if she’s just dicking around in her apartment the milk is always good. I hope she does more rituals as Loki’s incredibly precise predictions continue to come true.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Cianfriglia family drama today:


Damn, Papa Frig.

I don't know exactly what set him off in my direction.Saying that he's always raging at people and doesn't stop even when my mom begs him to? Saying that he wouldn't care if I got shot and would bury me under my deadname? Accidentally denting his car when I was yelling and pouring at him to stop?

Love that she threw in some of her own histrionics to make him chimp out more.

Other less thrilling caps:

Obvs inspired to watch it from writing her own fanfic. Maybe she's looking for more material.



Imagine having nothing to talk to your therapist about other than the drama surrounding a fucking Star Wars movie. What does she have planned for her novel?


The Womb Wizard defending her fellow meme sisters and brothers.



No one asked. Fesshole comments are for Bri'ish cheeky bants, not degenerate Americans sperging about their kinks.


Thirsting after a California Raisin just because it dressed like MJ. Totally asexual.


Hearing months old news through TikTok is tragic. The audacity of her saying 'Always verify information!'


'Meanwhile, I'm actually 28% Swedish' lol.


A tarot deck told her some platitudes and it suddenly applies to current events a year later.

 

[JaneThough]

Staph’s dad: “I wish I were dead”
Staph: “wow how can you victimize me”

She has zero sympathy for her father. It’s honestly a shame.